COME

are

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What about being called mommy?

FIGHT ME

I'm not a girl but I did do some RP stuff with a guy who was really into mommies and while not as good it's still kinda hot

How did he get away with making a single character so broken

why is daddy daughter incest ok but mommy son is taboo

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Actual incest isn't okay, the BDSM shit where it's a daddy daughter thing is fine

ah yes, i forgot daddy and daddy had a different meaning

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but i thought it was the opposite, you'd think normies would get livid at the idea of an older man "taking advantage" of a younger woman

engage in intercourse

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t.Susie Haltmann

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Why does he have tits?

AUSTRALIA
HERE
WE
COME

They're called pecs you lanklet.

no fuck you, that looks like fucking girl tits

>susiefags are cringe incarnate
It checks out.

What the fuck happened to my thread? I fucking hate you all.

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Go away skelly

sorry not sorry

Lmao you should see that one Taranzafag who posts shit about wanting Sectonia.

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I didn't think I liked being called daddy but one time my gf called me daddy and I came with the force of a thousand suns

What the fuck is this shit?

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What'd you expect from making a Kirby thread with a suggestive title?

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Susiefag>Taranza>Metafags>Dededefags>Borbfuckers

To be honest I'm glad it's been awhile since a stealth borbfucker thread

'come' just means 'come here', im sure OP meant nothing more than that

As another Taranzafag, it's one of the funniest things I've seen from one of the more cringy ones. They've posted similar shit like that before in previous threads but I wasn't lucky enough to screencap them.

My dad told me the other day that when he was playing castlevania on nes when it came out, he had to stop because the music made his heart pump differently

>Susiefags having any sort of authority on quality
lol. Meta/Dedede fans are absolute chads. Anything else is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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List your favorite Kirby ship right now.

The Halberd.

Anything but platonic Meta/Kirby is cancer.

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Franberge unironically
I stick to canon only, sorry

>platonic Meta/Kirby is cancer.
Look at this faggot.

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tfw you shitpost and revive an otherwise dead thread

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>shipping Kirby characters
>shipping at all
Peak cringe.

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But the Lor is objectively better.

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BEst

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Has the Lor ever successfully fought off a planet-sized, reality-warping omnicidal computer?

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But the Halberd only won because of Kirby took over, without it, it just fucking crashed do to one attack. Can the Halberd go through dimensions?

FIGHT ME

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At least Meta Knight didn't have to steal his ship from Landia.

Well Magolor is a nigger so it makes sense.

More like fuck me desu

>Kirby Anime comes out
>It's perfect; comedy, action, slight romance, perfection
>this is one of the main plot points
>New Kirby waifu war

>shipping fucking Kirby characters

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>He doesn't ship Kirby characters
Fuckin disgusting desu sempai

I'm surprised that there hasn't been a happy merchant meme of him yet despite him jewing you into getting the crown for him then selling you gem apples.

>jewing you into getting the crown for him then selling you gem apples.
Holy shit he really is a fucking jew.

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Kirby anime never ever

I'd love to see another anime in the future. I'm currently rewatching it and while it does have its charms, I wish Tiff wasn't so irritating at some points and that Kirby would actually fucking talk.

I think I've cracked the code. Jesus Christ, the King of Kings, primarily wears cloths that are colored red, white, and blue with his halo giving off a yellow color. Now what Kirby character is a king that has a similar color scheme. That's right, King Dedede, who is not only a benefactor to all despite everyone ignoring his claims of kingship and even wrongly accusing him of misdeeds, but also resurrected and saved the entire world from its existence as inanimate trophies at the hands of Tabuu in Subspace. This is not a joke. It's time for you to accept Dedede into your hearts as the second coming of Christ lest you get left behind on this treacherous material world.

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>Tiff wasn't so irritating at some points
>at some points
>some
You're implying Tiff wasn't annoying at all times?

But HAL does it all the time

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learn 2 read faggot

I'm not crying, I swear.

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Kirby is a menace
twitter.com/shiburingaru321/status/1117306353830154241

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Hnng, masked daddy. I want to cuddle with you under your majestic cape.

Based

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