What do we think of Assassins Creed Unity?

What do we think of Assassins Creed Unity?

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After a dozen hours of playing it it stopped working properly for me.
Also rip Notre dame.

the gorillion npcs ruined the game.

this thread won’t be discussing the game

DUDE STEALTH POLITICS THREAD LMAO

>made it through the revolution intact even with all the cult of reason going on
>can't make it through modern day

It's okay, but the city was brilliantly designed with accurate recreations of buildings like Notre Dame.

Shame it had no fire physics. Are there any games with realistic fire destruction?

It didn't though. This isn't the first time it will be rebuilt, and it won't be the last.

Power tools and poor fire prevention are a helluva drug!

>In 1793, during the French Revolution, the cathedral was rededicated to the Cult of Reason, and then to the Cult of the Supreme Being. During this time, many of the treasures of the cathedral were either destroyed or plundered. The twenty-eight statues of biblical kings located at the west facade, mistaken for statues of French kings, were beheaded

The Spire was recreated in the 19th century, its no biggie replacing it.

still less damage than this fire

i remember needing that stupid phone app to unlock chests, what the fuck were they thinking.

Why did Muslims set it on fire

Yeah, but now that, the roof and most of the internals are gone too.
The whole wooden superstructure is burning as we shitpost.

>Fire
>Political
u wot

I still have downloaded 3 remastered and didn't play it yet.

Honestly not awful series but holy shit do they get irritating with the collectibles and these games are everything but optimized

how the fuck can stone burn? this whole thing is suspicious

This is just a thinly veiled Notre Dame thread, OP.

REEEEE FUCK ROBSPIERRE

fire cant melt stone rocks

What part of wooden structure can't you understand? You think the whole thing is made of stone user?

most of the inside is actually wood
very old, very dry wood

Now the only way to visit Notre Dame so it makes the game quite significant now

It was braced up with timber mate.
Plus there was tons of cloth and fabric in there as well and the seats were made of wood as well.

imagine a future
where videogames are the only place you can visit landmarks in great detail because the real ones all broke down

Don't worry, guys. They've just released these new plans to renovate Notre Dame after the extensive damage today.

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it's pretty much made of stone though

Probably the second worse AC, the absolute bottom being Syndicate

>The Flèche or Spire of the Cathedral, which was destroyed in the April 2019 fire,[20] was located over the transept and altar. The original spire was constructed in the 13th century, probably between 1220 and 1230. It was battered, weakened and bent by the wind over five centuries, and finally was removed in 1786. During the 19th century restoration, Eugène Viollet-le-Duc decided to recreate it, making a new version of oak covered with lead.
>a new version of oak covered with lead.

That's not the part that's burning you retard

Damn, France sure gave up quick this time.

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>3
That game has a retarded completion challenge where you have to manually uncover all the maps by autistically going through them, dunno if the remaster ditched that.

rip

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looks like stone to me

Thought it was Gamera on the thumbnail

I bet some hipster's already jerking it to the thought of defacing another relic of the past

It would be good to at least use some materials better than lead.

Robespierre is an hero who loves the people. Not like other politicians who are all corrupted.

real talk, ass creed unity was the last magical ass creed game, it was ahead of it's time when it comes to visuals, origins and the greek one look like ps3 games

the new engine really did make the game feel very different and pristine visually in a way

Who gave Robespierre a computer?
Shouldn't you be implementing the constitution of 1793?

He should of an heroesd himself.
Luckily others kysed him.

yeah sure, hipster.

>The Thorn of Crowns and the True Cross are probably destroyed

This is unforgivable.

>being this retarded

He tried, and failed

It has a pretty good recreation of the cathedral
rip btw

What is with the French and beheading
I'm not the one claiming that combustion is political lmao

always one of the best parts of the AC games is how they make digital recreations of the various buildings and cities

Likely not.

at least it was detrsoyed when we have the technology to at least keep a pretty accurate digital archive of the place
imagine if it was gone a few decades ago

Based.

>What is with the French and beheading
It was a form of egalitarianism, everyone gets beheaded, no more of that "nobles quick death, peasants torture" crap
Guillotine is still one of the fastest execution methods, much better than electric chair or lethal injection

Eh, the Catedral you get is basically it a few decades in the future, but I guess having the place aged a lot wouldn't be nice.

i think a single guy worked on it for a couple of years

At least it's forever preserved in vidya formate.

The Crown of Thorns was in the spire which collapsed an hour ago.

The atmosphere felt so alive and chaotic which fit pretty good with the setting of the game. Walking through the streets and seeing a lot of NPCs just doing their things or getting into fights was a sight to behold.
Too bad the main game SUCKS.

wish they just gave it another year so it can actually be on the level of polish like Origin or Odyssey

but origins looks good

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looks like a snes game

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>All that brown and bloom
>good

Combat was good, I miss it
Like i'll miss the fucking one building I wanted to see GOD DAMNIT

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the french revolution was a tragedy. a bunch of degenerates using a single monarch's bad rule as an excuse to murder countless innocent people, including peasants.

the stick to the ground parkour button is a godsend and I'm surprised that they didn't keep it

So, nobody is bothered how it happened to combust during the holy week for Catholics?

nice stone
>inb4 merely pretending

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mass hysteria and discord is fucking scary man

fun fact: during the early stages of the revolution Robespierre was a vocal proponent of abolishing the death penalty all together
there's some theories he had some kind of massive nervous breakdown during the highest excesses of the committee

>what is a sunset

>All that brown and bloom
Thats Unity looks like 90% of the time.

What year is it again?

Its just a coincidence infidel

that's a...very simplistic summary of the revolution
first of, Luis XVI was not a bad man at all and most of the problems France had he inherited, he simply wasn't a good enough ruler to solve them
secondly between the terror and the onset of the revolution are several years, earlier parts were even relatively calm
thirdly even during the terror the total death toll was relatively low in comparison to most other revolutions, it was simply highly visible due to the nature of public executions

Monarchy had made its time, and it led France right into the revolution. Louis XV's wars bankrupted the kingdom, and Louis XVI's weakness led to his own death.
Of course, the revolution is terrifying, because it always leads to excesses and countless deaths, but sometimes, it's inevitable.

Either give sauce on how a spontaneous fire is political or shut the fuck up about your boogeymen.

>Make a shitty 19th-century spire made from oak and lead
>Oh I know, I will place my irreplaceable relics there.

the yellow vests did it

the scariest things fall close to home user. prepare

Also there was the humanitarian side to it, with it being a fast and seemingly painless way to die.

THE CATHEDRSL

>when the sun gets caught in her raven hair

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revolution also did a lot of good for France, many of the earlier constitutions were revolutionary in the best way possible
things like the declaration of the rights of man were vastly ahead of their time to the point they even made the americans look downright conservative

Monarchy is an outdated concept, and there is no working around that. I know you watched a certain anime, but if that one was realistic the empire would be a backward state constantly quelching local rebellion and censoring the shit out of people while fearing the shadow of the republics. It's what happened in the 19th and early 20th century.

I very much disliked this game. Confusing story and sluggish controls. Notre Dame mission best part of the game though

Weren't Jew's on Stalin's list?

>massive nervous breakdown
No. He never changed his mind. If you can read Robespierre about death sentence. He thinks that deaths sentence is made by weak who can't defend themselves (when you're strong you don't need to kill, just to neutralize). During revolution France was weak (a lot of traitors in the country) and Europa was raising an army to invade France, so it was not possible to just neutralize traitors in the country. France must act quick and kill them to be ready for the war with Europa.

Robespierre is the hero who did great things for France, not a crazy psycho. Why do you think that the French motto and the second law (the first one is acknowledging human rights) was made by Robespierre?

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shame really, there was tons of potential with the french revolution
they somehow made their version of the revolution less interesting than the real life one

if only he could have accept the fact that people are inherently flawed
that and maybe not kill Danton, that was just idiotic

Speaking of ass creed.
Where do you guys think/hope the next one will be set?

My honest no bullshit thoughts about each AC game I've played:
>AC1
Fuck yes assassinations are cool. Making a plan to get that mother fucker when he doesn't see it coming is the best. The set up missions are repetitive though, and fuck the flags.
>AC2
Ezio's a bit of a playboy. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HERE THAT BITCH IS TALKING THROUGH EZIO TO DESMOND.
>AC Brotherhood
Why the fuck do I have to manage a bunch of shitters? I hate micromanagement.
>AC Revelations
Fuck Ezio AGAIN? This guys getting old. OH SHIT IS THAT ALTAIR'S SKELETON?
>AC 3
Fuckin redskin. At least the axe weapon is pretty neat, and there's outdoor movement now.
>AC Liberty
Talk about unrealistic main character, jesus.
>AC Black Flag
YO HO HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME.
>AC Odyssey
Alexios is the main character, I don't care what SJWsoft says. Also RPG mechanics are kind of stupid in this type of game. Also Icarus is boss as fuck.

Go ahead and tell me how shit my taste is.

>he could have accept the fact that people are inherently flawed
Do you think he is an idiot?
>kill Danton
Danton was a corrupted politician, a great politician, but a corrupted one.

>ubisoft shills in full force again
So what is it this time, ass creed unity remaster

in the trash bin

lame post

You didn't play Unity so you already have shite taste

Danton was not corrupt at all, he was friends with people who were corrupt sure, but he successfully countered every allegation thrown at him and during anything resembling a fair trial he would have been acquitted on all accounts

Hopefully not fucking norseland, I know its a meme setting since 2011, but it would be less interesting than even ACIII, North Europe didn't have any landmarks in the viking age. I would rather play in the low countries at least, or just give me something actually fun and urban. Hell, religious wars period Scandinavia would be fine.

you living under a rock or something buddy?
Hah, and by buddy I mean retard.

how can you remaster something that looks better than the games that followed it?

>inb4 it's going to be revolution era Russia

Nigger, are you baiting or are you retarded?

MONGOLIAN ASS CREED

improve view distance maybe

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I actually 100% forgot to even include it. I did play it though.
Here you go
>AC Unity
Fuck the French, I can't stand those baguette eating surrender monkeys. Why does everyone's fucking name sound exactly the same? What the fuck is even going on with this story? The only thing I understand is that the MC has a crush on the red haired girl. Also fuck phone tie-ins. 1/10

>Ubisoft did the fire to boost theirs sales

now that is at least accurate

>Danton was not corrupt at all,
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Jacques_Danton
>On sait aujourd'hui sans contestation possibled que Danton a touché de l’argent de la Cour selon le plan de corruption proposé à Louis XVI par Mirabeau, qui visait notamment les journalistes et les orateurs de club.
There is reference. Danton was corrupt, that's a fact.

FFS, can't believe Ubisoft would go this far. And it's just for a remaster!

Make those murder mystery missions available everywhere, those are the best missions by far in the game but they are ps4 only.

and "improve" faces i'm sure

Thank fucking god

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lmao you dummy

>surrounded by corruption
>"HE WAS GOOD BOY DINDU NUFFIN"
sure

how?

This looks pretty good. And I'm not only saying that because it dabs on virgins who pretend to care about muh history.

So this is the power of French intellectuals

holy shit how did they react so fast

based firefighters
Too bad for the windows my heart and soul hurt

what do you think firefighters do user?

Great if true.

The firefighters took over an hour to set up a single hose. Maybe they focused on getting the relics out first.

>not allowed to call witnesses
>not allowed time to go through all evidence
>physically barred from being present at his own trial

oh no he couldn't refute this exact piece of evidence this is clearly his fault

Robespierre earned the events of 9 Thermidor just for that

it was an inside job. the artifacts were gone before a flame even touched the building.

Nice

We all know who is actually behind all of this

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Fight fires?
Didn't know they were professional speed run looters though.

Maybe they weren't actually very near where it broke out, and some of it could have been in storage I guess? The cathedral is xbox huge so if people reacted fast it's not that hard to believe that they got a lot of stuff out.

I mean if i'm stuck in a fire I'd hope they where

What should one think of this?

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ITS FUCKING BURNING

Historians did a lot of investigation since that time. It's a closed case.

Corrupt.

Is the Crypt gonna be untouched?

I think we ought to treat him like the folks who built the Cathedral would

nothing
you should think nothing of it
because it is nothing

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It's ogre bros, the whole shit is going on, and they are going to build a mosque right on top of it.

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>caring about a literal who
>on twitter
>and a jew

there's not been a single piece of conclusive evidence he was actually corrupt mate
the real reason he was executed was because he became increasingly more moderate

>think
Somewhere early AD
>hope
Cowboy Wild West Setting
Viking Sea faring Setting

It's not like there was any realistic chance that those relics were the true originals.

its funny when confederate monuments get pulverized lol

starting to think these brown people might not like us guys......

>more viking shit
God damnit it's gonna happen isn't it

>Bethesda France hasn't posted since a bit before fire started, despite posting hourly before.
>Their last post in an armed man walking into a fire
Huh, how CURIOUS

my dudes > your doods
get fucked

A hanging by the neck until he's sorry is necessary.

inconsequential, hes just memeing

This is just God punishing France for not standing up to Trump and thinking of voting in their own fascist into power, again.

Ubisoft should take notes.

>there's not been a single piece of conclusive evidence he was actually corrupt mate
OK, you refuse to read what historians did since the revolution.

>jew attempting to get whites to dislik etheir past
like fucking CLOCKWORK.

>Cowboy Wild West Setting
>Viking Sea faring Setting
fuck that shit
the fun part of AC is running all over historical buildings and cities
why would you set it in 2 locations where there's zero historical buildings or large cities

How can user know about someone who has such a low reply / like numbers? I have more presence on twitter, and I am just a random dude.

in this burning inferno, know that nothing remains...

Considering France is still a catholic country, saving relics such as the literal crown of thorns that jesus wore is probably more important than the building, otherwise I doubt any french government would survive until the end of the week

Robespierre is probably laughing from Hell today

So long as its good viking shit, I don't mind. Re-use AC Black Flag mechanics. Maps are coast of England, coast of France/Germany and the sea inbetween Norway/Sweden/Denmark.

what a disgusting "human" being

truly makes one think

sure point me towards the conclusive proof that he was corrupt
and while you're at it try to prove he was in fact part of a royalist plot to destroy the country

Yahrnam.

>The crown of thorns in notre dame
>Real one
Sure thing, next you will be telling me the bones of the saints in there are legit too.

I dropped AC after this.

Jordan Weissmann (the dude who says 'crap take' at the tweets) is a jew as well?

You could say that, but that hasnt been the case for quite some time imo. That and theres not really that many historical buildings left.

the french(muslims) did it

>France is still a catholic country
Maybe if you only coubt people over 70. Most French people automatically write off theists as being retarded.

>Speaking of ass creed.
no we weren't

I liked Notre Dame.

You can't judge that from the surname alone?

Russian Revolution always is an obvious setting
would prefer revolutionary Moscow and St Petersburg than Bumfuck Nowhere

me too user me too

>baguettes arguing about whether some literal who deserved his execution during the French Revolution while their most culturally significant landmark burns to the ground

Bosporan Kingdom

Because they knew it would happen.

What if they are sneaky and set it in Finnish civil war?
youtube.com/watch?v=RW6KCdSudXI

>Last bit of the game is pc getting shot for being a dirty red

"I was pleased to do that," Miousse said. "It was very exciting, but there was a little stress at the beginning because you really need to be sure that you're recreating it as accurately as possible because it's so well known." The goal was to faithfully recreate the cathedral in a 1:1 ratio. However, the artwork inside the Notre Dame — including its stained-glass windows — will differ slightly due to copyright laws. And, that's how Miousse recently spent more than two years of her career -- recreating the Notre Dame with painstaking detail. After her work was complete, she finally got the opportunity to visit it in person. Upon seeing it for the first time, her eyes lit up with glee, she bent slightly at the waist in disbelief, and she brought her hands to her mouth to partially cover her glowing smile. Two years of her life had been validated in an instant.

>Georges Danton
>Literal Who
American education in progress

They still have the Louve, Eiffel Tower, Versailles, Arc de Triumph. They can afford to lose one fucking church.

Good, America went full retard erecting monuments to honor traitors.

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>Ubisoft should take notes.
next Asscreed will feature the hidden flamethrower
synch objective is getting circumcised by jew on twitter

Never said they were real lad, just that catholics consider them sacred to their religion, you can stop with the hot takes

I hurt myself
Today

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>the literal crown of thorns that Jesus wore
I wouldn't worry about that.

That would be cool, I guess. Don't really know of any russian buildings though. Guess I'm biased towards a viking setting since I'm scandinavian
Maybe they could set it during one of the dynasties of China. That could've been cool.

A traitor statue brought down by traitors?

>dude i'm jewish
fuck off

>Historical illiterate burger talks shit about history
Listen Cletus, I know your history class is the Independence war, the Civil War and WW2 but it's not like that for the rest of us

>The stained glass of an old as fuck building is copyrighted
By who?

which inalienable rights is he talking about here? and who/what gives us these rights?

Kinda hard with the place still blazing.

What are you implying user? Are you trying to say muslims did it and that's why you're saying it's political?

Wait a minute stone doesnt burn...

>Eiffel Tower
Modernist bullshit that should be torn down.

I think we could only visit Notre Dame in Assassin Creed now.

Holy fuel melts stone pillars.

Some relics and statues were already moved out before renovations began

Catholic bros how you doing?

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More like patriots.
Remember the people who are defending the statues are hypocrites.

fuck off with this shit

/pol/ thinks Muslims started the fire

WHAT ABOUT THE ORGAN? PLEASE

The jet fuel melts it

>/pol/ thinks

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there's probably a disproportionate chance they did, let's be real. have to wait and see though.

>Mutts trying to make this political

Like fucking clockwork

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hahahahaha

Atheist here: damn shame about such a historically important building burning down

It's most likely the case.

A church can be replaced, but my country's Catholic population is slowly converting to a phony branch of Christianity that seems to take notes from Wahhabism.

Don't you frogs have a barricade to erect?

>Assassin's Creed 1 had you play as an atheist brutally murdering muslims and christians
>no jewish targets in jewland
ubi fears the jew

>those textures

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NOOOOOOOO

ONE OF THE TOWERS IS ON FIRE

of course they fucking would, the need someone to blame at all times, what a shit place

Dude.
How are you going to move a truck sized musical instrument that is partially built into the wall?

The people who brought down the statues are everything that is wrong with modern America,the people that fought for the confederates wanted to defend rights,the pink haired faggots that brought down the statues are "fighting" to remove rights.

Did they save the Lordvessel?

church organs weigh several tons
they are physically impossible to move in one piece

We've been going downhill since 1648

just let me die

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>/pol/
>thinking
Good meme

DID THEY RAM IT WITH ANOTHER PLANE

If it had started below I would be suspicious, but it started in the roof after closing hours, seems like someone fucked up the renovation works. I heard they used fire to age the wood or something?

Online was pretty fun
Best City
Best parkour

I mean could you imagine if a muslim actually did it? How could (((they))) defend it this time?

9/11 2: Paris Vacation

Be glad we even glanced at your shitty muslim country.

>/pol/ thinks something
>Therefore the fire itself is now political.
Are you insane?

I feel ya. I got a thing for old churches (the architecture, not christian here) and I was to finally see it next fucking week.

>I heard they used fire to age the wood or something?
If they did, I can see the reasons why someone can fuck up. What is interesting is if that is the case, then where the hell are the fire extinguishers and why did none of the workers nip it in the bud

Someone please call german firefighters or something, baguettes are fucking useless.

How many level of bluepill are you on

No, it isn't

confederate monuments have no place in modern public places, maybe at a museum

Shit man you must hurt more than me

>the people that fought for the confederates wanted to defend rights
Only the right to defend slavery.
Only idiots who fell for the Lost Cause scam think it was about states rights. It was always about slavery and any monument is meant to honor the people who fought to preserve slavery.

No amount of blitzkrieg can get those firefighters there in time, user.

You should go to japan, i hear they got a mortal blade there that can kill the immortal.

I should be asking you that. If Hitler drank water does that make water political?

Fuck now i gotta get this shit game.

No because he was white unlike you.

don't bother hicks to this day still eat the shit plate

Yes but only because the water was white

Same

>Start renovation works
>Set the building on fire
That is the opposite of you should have done!

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

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>OH SHIT IS THAT ALTAIR'S SKELETON?
K-I-N-O ending.
Just the
>I heard your name once before, Desmond, a long time ago. And now it lingers in my mind like an image from an old dream. I do not know where you are, or by what means you can hear me. But I know you are listening.
was perfect.

that's the french for you

They simply did some radical restructuring.

Will it be rebuilt as some ugly postmodern secular space?

You don't get it, it's the country's religion renovation work.

Americans will never change until it is too late but i think it is a good thing for the rest of the world,keep destroying your history and believe that minorities will keep your country running.

UBISOFTTTT!!!

Unironically Unity was the last good AC with good gameplay.
>Best combat
>Best Stealth
>Best parkour
>Best and most real city I have ever played in
>Unfortunately, really medicore story

paris is so beautiful, idk if its just paris or if a lot of europe looks like that

Look how hard that dude can piss

Honk honk

Don't worry, they're going to put it out before it goes wild, i hope

not anymore my dear love blind friend. not since a long time

Does proximity to Eden objects prolong a person's lifespan? Oldtair could've just went on and kept giving guidance while the new blood did the combat shit for him.

>shills set it on fire to shitpost
GENIUS MARKETING IDEA

Look here bro, I was hired to rebuild a fucking church, and that is what I am going to do, no matter the price.

>he says while unjustly executing tens of thousands of innocent people

Unironically this, and not because of some stupid inside job conspiracy, but because the building has been such a massive fire hazard that firefighters have been preparing for this very day to happen for a very long time.

if the french firefighters let the tower go down I'm going to be pissed

A lot of European cities are just as beautiful. Eastern Europe has some phenominal ones, like Krakow. Even some British ones. Spain has a nice mix of islamic mosque-like churches and shit everywhere.

Seething aristocuck

>survive 2 ww
>crumbles at 10% "guests"

THE FIRST AND SECOND ESTATES WHERE RIGHT

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>Todd has acquired Ubisoft
>the reason why the next asscreed features vikings is because vikings are in the cold north
>vikings=nords
>cold north=Skyrim
He's doing it again. He's gonna make us buy Skyrim again.

Can i climb and go inside the cathedral?
Can you also climb the inside of the cathedral?

before i give Ubisoft my money

lel

Should have named it Notonfire instead.

needs more wojack and pepe

I still mad about Aquilus not being the protag of Odyssey

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No one asked for your opinion, fag. Post discarded.

you can climb it and go inside yes

>800 year old building survives two world wars but can't survive 10% muslim population

loving every laugh

>Be construction worker
>My contract is about to go up as soon as the renovations in the Notre Dame are completed
>Then I discover this one neat loophole in the contract

I'm in fucking agony actually

OH NONONONONO

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>historic symbol of french colonialism
>made centuries before colonialism was even a thing

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One day, all the beautiful architecture of old will be torn down and replaced with concrete slabs

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fuck

>/biz/ told him about the loophole
>it was actually the Bogs telling him to do it

remember who is really celebrating this

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i'd say it's okay but I think we fucked up not going sooner

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In general, you have to wait a bit before posting similar comments to avoid making the coordinated effort clear.

They don't think. They know.

fucking brutalism meme

One day, we'll all be dust in the galactic void, and it'll be better that way.

>it was just one guy
>mentally ill
>he didn't know what alcohol would make him do
>he tought fire can't hurt stone/glas/whatever else
Shit like that, as always.

it's almost like only one group of people try to destroy non islamic history

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they know because /pol/ converted to islam and burned notre dame down

because French incompetence

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In 8000 years most capital will be as relevant to our descendants as Lagash, Susa or Eridu are to us.

In th stateless society of the future, these "monuments of old" will only be a reminder of the nation centric stagnated societal system of today.

Let's postpone our suicides until they fixed that shit.

Probably waved a white flag at the wall of flames

How would a terrorist get on the roof?
Why would they not do it on the floor and do it during the busy hours?

Imagine never seeing the original notre dame in your lifetime. Sucks to be a loser

HE
CANT
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT

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I will try if you do too

>shitty old building catches fire
>THE MUSLIMS DID IT!!!!!!

You now realize you share a board with dozens if not hundreds of mass shooters in the making, all ready to act on their delusions at the drop of a hat.

Incel gassing when?

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It hasnt been the original for centuries

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based Assassin's Creed saving shit for posterity

what are they singing? why does it sound so great?

>it's almost like only one group of people try to destroy non islamic history
Wahabists are so retarded they destroy even islamic history

All he does is play CS;GO and Warframe now, he can't burn churches because DE stole his soul and energy

what are they singing?

MERDE

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>implying anyone on Yea Forums could aim for shit

humm, google maps still exists sweetie

Not /pol/, but are you stupid?
Much less chance of a fire being extinquished if it's started high up in the structure during a time when nobody will see it until it takes hold.

yeah it was better and now its dead forever

That's what happens when your language ain't fucking disgusting, like english

You'd think there would have been more water around. What with Paris being a toilet and all.

English isnt a useless language.

>mum history excuse.
We don't need statues honoring traitors who's intention was to rewrite history.

Funny how modern Frenchies are only famous for their disgraces and failures,liberalism really worked uh

And it's literally on a small island surrounded by water ironically.

If it was a terrorist attack the actual terrorist would come out and say it was him already, stop fear mongering. The whole point of terrorism is to cause terror, nobody will be scared if they think it was accidental.
It is a pretty tragic accident nonetheless.

That is just how things work user.
Japan went 2000 years unconquered, since the Yayoi invasion in the BC.
No foreigner force had ever entered Kyoto.
It seemed like fate itself avoided that, as the Mongol ships sank before reaching the island.
Then they lost WW2, and Kyoto itself was set to be nuked instead of Nagasaki.
If the nuke had been launched there, it would have meant nothing, the unconquered capital would have burned and life would move on, not mattering how many centuries the country had been free from foreign control.

>Get complimented
>Insult them
Why do French people do this?

>all ready to act on their delusions at the drop of a hat
>act on their delusions
>act
Hah, sure, that's gonna happen.
Gamers couldn't rise their way up from a wet paper bag.

Absolutely dreadful launch, fixed all the problems way later, combat was deeply confusing at first

that's not my language, but English is pretty handy to know, i think you would agree.

Now can you please stop being an condescending cunt and just translate wtf they are saying? Or do you also not speak french?

With that amount of sneakiness you could blow up a bomb, there were also workers in the area, so the area was not empty.

>french
>not a disgusting language

lmao its one of the ugliest languages. sounds like you have a throat infection

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In comparison to what? Tsarist Russia? Austria-Hungary?

>All these butthurt nazi frog posters
Their tears are delicious

french only sounds good when its a cute woman speaking

Jesus I thought Disney was going to give it a few more years for the Hunchback LA remake

BASED

Imagine being a construction worker and knowing that you fucked up and destroyed hundreds of years of culture. I would legit feel like killing myself.

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Turns out the construction workers had already left hours ago before the fire. There is something else going on.

Also reduce the bugs/pop in with crowds

big fact

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>keep destroying your history
Think books do a better job of keeping history than some gay ass statue erected 70 years later

this is a tragedy to all those who care about history and culture
if this had happened back when people actually cared about their own culture, the people who did this would be tortured, hung, drawn and quartered

Well now there is room for a mosque or a refugee center.