Borderlands Hate Thread. FUCK Shills

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Dude just turn off your brain :)

At least it doesn't have Anthony Burch.

Neither did Borderlands 1

I really hope whoever's writing this one does a better job. I liked BL2 the first time around and Burch wasn't so bad at that point, but he clearly caved to peer pressure and just soapboxed all the way through PreSequel

did he write TPS? I was under the impression that it was all done by aussies

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Aussies developed it, but I'm at least 90% sure Burch still wrote for it, given how out of character a good chunk of the cast became, specifically in response to criticisms from social media at the time

I don't understand Yea Forums's hate of looter shooters. Hate on destiny and anthem I can understand but shitting on borderlands and the division just seems forced. that being said, pre sequel sucked

It has Ashly Burch though

They are shitty games filled with memes and not good gameplay written by the guy that literally popularized the term cuck by being such a huge one.

Timed Epic Exclusive, that’s how to kill a fan base

>not good gameplay
>thats_just_like_your_opinion_man.png

Name ONE good thing about Borderlands "gameplay"

the gameplay is pretty much top notch though...

I think polygon wants new writers, you should apply.

Borderlands at least has some unique environments. Destiny and Anthem just feel like "Yeah here's some robot shit in space where everything looks like pretentious EPIC space shit"

I'd rather be rooting around on a garbage planet fighting monsters and shit

Rate every playable character from every borderlands game
If Mordecai,Gaige Krieg also welcome and Athena arent at the top of your list of each game,you are a fucking faggot

>filled with memes
I remember back when people called these 'jokes' or 'pop culture references'

fun with frens

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>I prefer Borderlands 1's copypasted environments over some other shitty game's copypasted environments
well said user.

Yea Forums hate borderlands 1 for virallands, hate borderlands 2 for memelands, hate division/destiny/anthem because it was shit.

I just played the second game today
it´s fucking boring.
I really regret my purchase

Its a game that makes fun of the genre it belongs to. I feel like people who genuinely hate it take sci-fi shit way too seriously

I fail to see what there is to hate or love about borderlands 3. It seems like a very by the numbers sequel. You either care about it or you don't.

I unapologetically love playing Krieg. I like setting him so up so I just keep going from one buzzaxe rampage into another. I did the same with Brick in the first game.
There's some thing really satisfying about just going berzerk melee on dudes shooting at you

Randy is involved, it's enough to hate it.

Man who gives a shit. I'm so tired.

This unironically
>be me
>play with friendo
>enjoy time
by reading this post you are now my friend and have to play a videogame with me

>Lillith
>Krieg
>Jimothy
Prove me wrong

>tfw started playing Mania Krieg couple days ago
NEVER STOP THE KILLING NEVER

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I think the psychos are funny
I like the nonsense threats they scream

I love playing Krieg but I absolutely hate BL2 as a game
It's a real problem

>You have to enter a command each time you play with mods on bl2 and tps
Fucking hell

you don't have to like division, but it definitely does not deserve to be compared to destiny and anthem. those are monstrosities.

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Krieg is unironically top tier true borderlands potential.

NIPPLE SALAD

>I love playing Krieg but I absolutely hate BL2 as a game

You pretty much summed up my feelings in a nutshell. I really enjoy fucking around with character abilities and specializations, but I wish there was better actual GAME to use them in.

whenever I play it, it's like a fight between
>God this is getting repetitive and pointless
>But I really like playing this build though

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Division 1 was pretty shit and definitely similar to destiny.

are you me? I hate that I like playing these games in general, but Krieg elevates that "like" to a "love" whenever I'm playing him. he's so good.

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>You'll probably like these then.

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>Wipe that fucking smile off your face!

>BRING ME A BUCKET AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET

I agree division 1 isn't as good as 2, but the thing with destiny is that it was advertised as a looter shooter and it couldn't do that right. The pvp was ok, but they couldn't get the core game right. At least ubi got the loot system down with the division games.

watching paint dry is fun with friends

Was Division 2 any good?

>Mr. Torgue apologizing to women for saying "friendzoned" of all things
>Janey "have I told you I'm a lesbian yet" Springs
>Moxxi is suddenly an inexplicable super genius that now understands the future Hyperion CEO's weapon systems better than he does
>that entire Lilith character assassination
I'm conflicted because every bit of writing that wasn't politicized was better done than BL2. I appreciated that there was a whole lot less 2010-tier nonsense spewing that makes me cringe by the time I'm doing my second playthrough. But goddamn the Aussie/Burch influence nearly killed it for me.

They don't need another writer after Brian David Gilbert

>IT'S TIME, FOR THREE POUNDS OF FLESH!

I've heard of run and guns, but this is bananas!

>that entire Lilith character assassination

god, that pissed me off more than anything.
Burch got accused of "Damseling" Lilith when that's 200% not what fucking happened, so he turned her into a throbbing turbocunt that's needlessly cruel to make up for it.

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gimme yer damn loot

I fucking hate bullet sponges

>BL2 = WOAH U CAN THROW UR GUNS NOWWWWWW???!!!!
>it was 1 gimmick that was rarely used

>BL3 = [...]
>people are retarded

>WE GOT YOU BOO.

>UHD update broke mods
frig off I don't wanna download bloatware just to have a workaround. I wanna play reborn

their HP isn't the problem, the loot is. it's 99% white and green. wait for the mods that tweak drop rates
>b-but that's cheating
who cares it's a loot shooter

you just need to use the latest version of the hex edit multitool which BLCMM hasn't been updated with yet, possibly verify your files on steam to get a fresh exe which i had to do
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I have to say, I have a weak spot for Mad Max aesthetic

If they tone down the needlessly convoluted W A C K Y 'n' Q U I R K Y XD dialogue it will be a completely competent game and worth a playthrough

Oh you mean like Tales From the Borderlands?

thanks
it's a perfect game to play muted while listening to and half watching other shit on your secondary monitor considering the dialogue is shit and it doesn't require concentration or skill

Krieg Zer0 and salvador

When the fuck did Borderlands become a franchise people actually liked?
I feel like some time within the past year and a half it went from "shitty braindead shooter that was tolerable when played with friends" to "OMG such a masterpiece BL3 when?"
And don't just say "shills" because I still remember the terrible viral marketing for Borderlands 1.

People always loved 1 and 2 but the presequel was trash.

The "leak" said it's going to be more like BL1 than the others. Who knows. Burch isn't writing this one so there's hope.

Zer0 is boring as fuck to play though. Either you use one specific gun and one specific shield to run melee or you use sniper and never get any real benefit out of your final skill.

Yeah except they're not jokes they're unfunny attempts at humour ripped straight from 9gag

I remember an user on here was talking about how shitty the Borderlands games were, and another user said that they were “fun with friends”.
The first user said something along the lines of “well so is hanging out in a parking lot at midnight, but that doesn’t mean it’s good.”

>rarely used
tediore reloads are the most OP mechanic though

>being this much of a shitter

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>tediore reloads are the most OP mechanic though
Absolutely love them but I really wish they didn't spend the entire clip. I guess they had to balanced in some way

lol just play a Reborn sal and basically dual wield grenades for eternity

I don't know how you reddit normies even get into the empty husk this franchise is
>lets pretend those mute mercs you played had any personality while every NPC just talks at you
>run here fetch this fetch that fetch me blapzongillions of guns ecks dee my fellow meme-ster. Butt stallion LOL
>gameplay so boring it could be used as a sleep-aid
>no game mechanics
>cheap mediocre gunplay
>no character customization
>fuck ugly art

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