ITT we post video game moments when we epically powned someone
I'll start:
Me: *playing Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice*
Me: *in the zone*
Dude: Are you sure this games not too hard for you? It's not for girls
Me: *smirking* when I'm in the zone, I'm not a girl. I'm a gamer
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Me: *Hanging out at party*
Me: *Sad there aren't any gamers around*
Dude with cake: So delicious and sweet
Me: The cake is a lie!
Dude: OMG you played portal too?! :D
Mom: *comes into room*
Mom: user, do you have any dirty laundry? I told you to stop leaving it ly--
Me: *rapes her*
Me: Point out niggers are bad
Somebody else: Wow no racist
Me: Provide proof of my statement
Somebody else: *Stays in denial*
Somebody else: *Gets raped/mugged/killed by nigger proving my point*
Me: *playing Sekiro and keeps dying*
Dude: Haha, you're so bad at this game, Alice. Maybe you should play Angry Birds instead? *laughs*
Me: Have sex
Me: *arguing with someone in twitch chat*
Me: yeah, well at least I have people on my side *donates $20*
Streamer: Wow, shout-out to user for being a consistent supporter
Dude I'm arguing with: well shit
cringe overload
Me: *enters post office*
Me: *see tumblrina feminist with neon hair a few seconds away, hold the door wide open for her*
Feminist: *walks up and visibly has a tear in her eye as she enters the building*
Me: *say to her while she walks past me* It was my PRIVILEGE
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Go outside.
Me: *Playing Dark Souls, get invaded*
Them: *They're kicking my ass and about to kill me*
Me: *Flings my Switch out of the window*
what the fuck is this reddit meme?
you people need to go away.
Me: *Playing Dark Souls and finally beating that one boss*
Mom: That's enough Nintendo for today! Time to go outside!
Me: NOOOOOO MOM I'M FINALLY BEATING THE BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
Mom: You've been on your videogames all day! You have to go outside!
Me: PLEASE MOM IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND! I ALMOST BEAT IT!
Mom: Fine! Just let me clean up your clothes here, and then you'll get of your Switch!
Me: Thank you Mom! Wait what are you doing!?
Mom: *dabs*
Mom: WHIRRRRRRRRRR
Me: MOM NO STOP
Mom: WHIRRRRRR
Me: NO MOM LET ME OUT I NEED MY SWITCH NO NOT AGAIN
MOM: WHIRRRRRRRRR
Me: n-no... not my... switch...
have sex
Me: Haha this thread is pretty based
Dude: Me: *smirks* Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Go dilate
Fuck you I get scared from these posts I have to reply
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Cringe, these are not epic gamer moments
This is your average Sekiro fan.
This board needs to be purged.
Is this a raid? Are we being raided? Anyone in IRC knows what the fuck is going on?
Dude: Ugh... really? Another black female protagonist? Sure is forced diversity
Me: How is it forced?
Dude: Well because... uhm...
How y'all mfs look when y'all post in this thread.
>pissing on an ocean of piss
lol
posting in a epic bread
Me: *watching the last of us*
Dude: you know Ellie is gay, right?
Me: *smirking* and? You are one too
absolutely based
Me: fighting robertos father for the first time
My best friend: this guy is way too big.. :)
Me: for you ;D
My best friend and I: *laughing and enjoying Sekiro Shadows Die Twice together*
Me: You're so cute
My gf: Aww thank you
Me: Ever since we met my life has a meaning again, thank you
My gf: That's so sweet.. I'm glad too, you are my hero
Me: *cuddles with her* Let's hope it stays like this forever
My gf: You know I'm a figment of your imagination and you're actually alone at home drinking a bottle of whiskey, right?
>*sees 1 shitpost thread*
>GUYS ARE WE BEING RAIDED WTDFFFFF
Welcome to your 2nd day on 4channel.org/v/, my newfriend
When was the last time you heard anyone mention the fact that there is actually cake at the end of the game?
first day here from ED newfag?
youtube.com
uhh you don't wanna eat that cake bud...
>* *
way to out yourself as a newfag kek
Me: *Le playing some Mario Odyssey*
Mom: "user how many lives do you have?"
Me: *Wry half smirk appears on my face* "I have many lives mother, for I am a gamer"
Mom: *Faints*
Me:Playing fortnite
>Robber busts through the door
Robber:Don't move or I'll shoot!
Me:I don't care, gamers don't die, they RESPAWN
>Robber shoots himself in the head.
This one actually made me laugh
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>no one in the thread has posted a green text story yet
>literally a perfect combo of 30 posts
>smirks
>I ruin it with this post
B&RP
>it gets deleted
lmao
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user: *posts green text story*
Me: YOU MOTHERF-
>Me: *greentexts*
Me: *smirk* just channer things
Me: *disrespecting minorities online*
Dude: "Hey man that's not cool"
Me: "STFU Nigger loving kike"
Entire Lobby: *Claps*
>Yea Forums was always shit LOL
hello there 2016 shitstain
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Me: *at the store*
girl: "hello, can you tell me where the-"
Me: * rapes and beats her*
Now that was epic