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>Geralt of Rivia, I'm B.I.G.

no way, look at that basedbeard
he's a nu male cuck

What was his name again?

why would CDPR put peak quest-design right at the start of their game with nothing comparable after that?

reviewers only play games for about 8 hours or so

this
>fighting wars for (((foltest))) while his wife fucks other guys

Phillip "dead or alive - I beat my wife" Strenger

>"Please hurry, witcher, there's no time to waste. Find my wife and daughter"
>"How about a round of Gwent?"
>"Ok"

CIRI
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
ONLY A FOOL WOULD FACE THE NILFGAARDIANS ON AN OPEN FIELD

Who was in the wrong? The Baron for drinking and beating or the wife for cheating?

4 u

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I love this stance IRL. it's perfect

well the one was the cause of the other

>my hotel's as clean as an elven arse
my foverate quite from him

Which came first? Its been years since I played.

I think she cheated first, and his newborn was not his. He got cucked.

"Both" is the only correct non-incel, non-thot biased answer.
Wife should have left the Baron before cheating
Baron should have left wife before beating

>'Silver's for cheating wenches, the real monsters of this world'
Geralt was right

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>ebin centrist

nah fuck off, wifes a slut

he always reminded me of picrelated
>tfw no scene where he hammers his foe to the ground with his fist alone

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And the Baron is a cuck, just like you

>While he was serving in the Temerian Army, she cheated on him with his old friend while she was taking care of the Baron's child.
>When he came home and the truth came out, he visited his old friend with the intent to beat him up.
>He was of course drunk on both anger and vodka at the time so he accidentally killed his friend instead.
>His wife, who loved the man she had cheated with, asked to be put out of her misery, but he tried to make it work with her.
>He started drinking heavily and his wife began to constantly berate him and insult him so he got into the habit of beating her.

One could say it was the wife's fault all along, but really it's the fault of both.

Ran out of money and time.

And when I say the fault of both, I meant the Baron made the mistake of picking this MASSIVE SLUT as his woman.

>gets the drop on Jody though
Bittersweet.

>One could say it was the wife's fault all along
One would be an incel. Two wrongs do not make a right.

Simple as

looks to me its entirely the wife's fault and shouldnt have spread her legs so easily

I agree, the only wrong he did.

Feeding the dude to his dogs was overkill, it's not his fault the slag he was shagging was a fucking cheating cunt. He should have killed her and moved on.

Too pure for this world.

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Fault doesn't absolve actions or reactions. It simply states who is to blame for the situation occurring. If she wasn't a slag and tried to fuck a dude in her husband's bed then trying to run off with his kid, then nothing would have happened. Hell all she had to do is leave him a dear john letter and leave instead of trying to do it last minute as her husband was returning home.

Dont be a beta user. I would probably skin her alive then kill the child. Then and only then would i kill the ‘friend’ who slept with her, probably by having a griffith pull out his entrails.

But he clearly loved her. Why kill her when you can just kill the other guy instead?

Problem is, she actually fell in love with the other guy which was shitty of her to do while he was working. He should have got over his love for her and killed her ass.

umm no, sweaty

Is this questline proof that women can write compelling drama fiction too?

I want to play w2 but my god the gameplay is so fucking terrible i am actually shocked that anyone was able to enjoy it. Can i mod it in some way? I just want to rush through so i can play w3 which is apparently great.

anyone talented and sane enough can do that

if i iirc correctly you can abuse the quen sign to god mode through the game pretty much

>Why kill her when you can just kill the other guy instead?
Because killing the guy doesn't unfuck your wife, it also doesn't solve the issue at hand. He wasn't the one who promised not to fuck around, she was. You could kill him and fifty more after and it still wouldn't solve the issue of her being a fucking slag who cheated and will likely continue to cheat on you.

Anyobe else not able to get into The Witcher? I have tried so many times but always lose interest. I'm worried its too dense and I am just on "autoplay" not really immersing myself in it.

i agree

>not letting chad Foltest fuck your wife
Embarrassing.

i did have more sympathy for him

Spotted the incels

>What is Hearts of Stone

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yeah youre the first one to get bored by the witcher. wooow.

no really, its a boring game. it was impressive when it was released

That's what you do though. I didn't particularly enjoy it either but rush through it for the story anyways.

>I just want to rush through so i can play w3 which is apparently great.

Nothing you do in prequels matters, you can jump in the witcher 3 and understand the plot line pretty much right away. Besides, it's not "great", really, main plot is fucking boring (except the Baron part maybe) and the meat of the game is load of fetch quests which people claim aren't fetch quests because they have many voicelines recorded. Also environments are boring too, everything is woods and swamps, every dungeon uses the same assets. Oh yeah the outcome of the sidequests also don't affect anything.

The DLCs are good story-wise but by the time I finished main game I watched them on youtube because I couldn't handle that boring gameplay anymore.

>boyfriend cheats and girlfriend destroys his personal property, vehicle, video games
>WOW FUCKING BITCH SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
>girlfriend cheats and boyfriend beats her
>FUCK YEAH IF IT WERE ME I'D PROBABLY KILL HER TOO #MTGOW

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Its HIS you fuck

Friendly reminder that this quest does not even compare with the quests Skyrim has :^)

THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEE

her bones will heal....my xbox will not...

>Not taking your chances to kill Black Ones who think they can just show up and boss you around
Yeah sure, you must be the kind that bends over to invaders and lets them shag your wife

I'd be okay with a girl killing her cheating boyfriend, they're some of the best VNs in fact.

The only right answer is both.
Wife was in the wrong for cuckholding the dude and not even giving a shit about him despite marrying him and having a child with the dude.
Baron was in the wrong for killing his friend and still trying to make the relationship work despite the fact it was clear by that point that it far too broken to ever be repaired.

Good bait Todd... NOT!

What did you have to do to make this happen?

le epic centrist has joined the chat!

>you're an epic centrist if you realize that both sides are at fault
Kys retard.

If being reasonable is centrist, then I know what team I'm joining

Help the not evil tree become a rapehorse.

fuck you TODD and fuck your Skyrim

You have to release the ancient spirit trapped in the tree by the crones. It will save the children in time and the Baron's wife will be punished with a curse for it. Since Geralt lifts the curse, but it ultimately kills the Baron's wife. In his grief, the Bloody Baron hangs himself.

I bet you read guides on how to be alpha but don't grasp what it all means, misinterpret it and think that men can NEVER be wrong

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I neither agree or disagree with your posts. You've made good points but they are also not true at the same time.

thanks lads

Ok retard

pussy

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You are the wrongest man that has ever been alive, no action you've ever taken or will take can ever be correct even on the subjective level. I'm a based non-fencesitter.

do you have a girlfriend?

JASNA CHOLERA! Psia krew! Napelnie twoja kurza twarz, jak tylko stane na moich dwoch nogach, a potem wypije wodke cala noc, podczas gdy ty bedziesz lezal ze swoim kurwa twarz w stodole, do krocset diablow!!! KURWA MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wife is a cheating slut prove me wrong

Sounds about right.

What you just said is wrong and immoral (not to mention illegal) and I disagree with it with every fiber of my being on every single level but I think you are a brave and admirable person for expressing that view and want to invite you on my platform so that you may spread your message (that I disagree with) even more and I will defend you till my last dying breath.

Sluts are promiscuous fun loving women. She's a slag, a used and useless piece of junk metal that is scraped away and discarded, but also a word used to describe the lowest caste of women who are worthy of nothing but disgust and disdain.

>entire fuckin Velen is going to chaos
>mass killing raping the usual stuff
>baron steps up gathers men to bring back some semblance of civilization and society in his little community
> just wanted tokeep her wife and daughter from getting raped and murdered and does a damn good job of defending is land even when the stress fucks him up on a personal level
>his bitch of a wife cheats on him while hes risking his life , limb for her
>hes a gentleman , someone else would have offed her

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>you have to choose and defend one piece of shit instead of realizing the truth, that they're both pieces of shit
Isn't black and white thinking a sign of autism?

Wife cheated on him before he becomes the Bloody Baron. And also
>just wanted tokeep her wife and daughter
>her

I want to hold hands with Cerys.

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She killed billions.

im talking after his time in the temerian army
>her
I don't know I typed that

>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>*talks to the peasant with the bowl cut*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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TIME HAS COME! LETS ROLL THE FUCKING DICE!!!!!

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Based. Just like his brother.

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And instead of remaining a good man, he reveals his true self and becomes just as bad as his wife. Bravo, Baron.

>having emotions

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To save dozens.
lets go

roling

>White rayla
>No white hair like in the books
Fucking trash

Instant goddess pick

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>No fake Ciri
Gay as fuck. Rolling for Shani.

Shani plz

morenn PREASE

99 or 96 oh god plzzzz

Looking back, just who exactly was in the wrong here?

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good luck to me

a shani is fine too :)

literally the worst one... fuck me...

He was a faggot but the humans tired to dick him over and there aren't many witchers left so I let him live.

uh oh

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BOAAAAAR!

I don't care who I get, the only one for me is that clerk girl from 1 who gives you the card of her bent over a desk with her skirt hiked all the way up.

it's all hearsay, the witcher could have just left with his skill but decided revenge was worth the effort, but they also fucking betrayed and tried to kill him

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rolling for ciri

hmm yeah that would be more correct

The villagers.

>get shani
okay nevermind I do care

>Fuck yeah, Geralt! I'll tell everyone you killed the giant! It's all you, bro
>Hey guys, did I tell you that I killed the giant all by myself?
Fuck him

He did nothing wrong. The villagers broke both the contract and the NAP

>boyfriend
lost in the first word

thiccfags btfo

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rollando

i miss playing witcher 3

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>doesn't kill kid to let her suffer a horrible death out in the wild
kind of a dick move

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Who was in the wrong here?

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Does that word trigger you, soiboi?

GET OVER HERE! TODAY, YOU'RE MY REWARD!

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Shit game

You for wearing that gay ass haircut.

Guanter's just a cunt. But its well known in that universe that magical wishes are skewed as all fuck so Olgierd should have been more specific.

pee

The monkey paw wishfag, like seriously I hate all genies and wish granters for this shit. How about you fuck off and never speak to me or offer me this dumb shit in the first place?

Thanks.

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What the FUCK is that red thing on his face??

Nothing you said is comparable

Did he leave the kid on purpose or did it just hide until he went away?

Rolling for the crones, because I like to live dangerously.
Let the man boast. It was his quest and you helped him do it, he is still a bro in my eyes.
Not a thiccfag.

I bet Rayla fucks like a tiger

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rolling for Priscilla

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THE BOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Someone else does your quest for you while you still with your thumb up your ass
>Lie to everyone after that and take all the credit
He's a little fucking honorless cunt

GOD HER VOICE AND THAT FINGER THING SHE DOES IS SO HOT

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They ruined cerys's character once she became le epic 200 iq problem solver
Big gay her brother is better

*giggles*

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Ok.

Listen...I know it's bait, but i'm not here to have fun right now.I'm not going to let someone spread false information for teh lols.You're strawmanning.

>a fookin cuckold

This is from witcher2002?
I heard about some story from dat series, like Geralt just comes to some sort of Baron and fucks in same evening baron daughter lol.
After Geralt just btfo cuz everyone who can bear a sword chased him.

>there are people not using pre dye disaster wolf set
I bet you play Gwent instead of the superior Dice too

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both her and hjalmar are idiots, without geralts help they both lose in the end to Svanrige, but i really like cerys quest, the monster is spooky as fuck

the die is cast

>that word doesn't trigger me, it's false information!
>gets triggered by the word
absolute lmao

Play it again, my johnny

ROLL NAO GIB SHANI.. FUCK GIB ANYTHING BUT YENNEFER

roll for rosa!

C'mon, Salma.

How its hanging phil?

Ah... Fuck.

I am told that this character was supposed to be relatable. I thought he was just a piece of shit.

roling for the bird

A deal is a deal is a deal, and the villagers tried to literally stab him in the back to welch out of it. Now, did he need to go on and slaughter everything he saw? Absolutely not, he could have just killed the fuckers trying to shank him and left it at that. All in all, both sides had a share of the blame

roll the dice

For me it's ursine.

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He spared the kid because she reminded him of his sister.

aids

>and will likely continue to cheat on you
Let's see who would agree to sleep with her after they learn what baron did to the last guy.

You can't stop yourself.This untempered chaos will be your undoing, and will hurt others with your lies.

>Bring back some semblance of civilization and society
>His men wander around doing the raping and killing instead
>He gets shit faced while his wife tries to goad him into killing her causing their daughter no end of trauma
Yeah ok

>he wants to willingly slow his reaction time during fights where even a glancing blow from a monster can utterly shatter your bones regardless of armor
Heavy armor fags get out, this is a Medium Armor thread

DLC that wasn't in the base game.

>everyone forgets the daughter
Bitch was a cunt too, also deserved some beatings

I do as well as we have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

priscilla or bust

I wouldn't be able to write such abhorrent bait in my life.
Congratulations.

they see me rollan

Aren't those one of dye colors? Brown or something?

no it's from the black adder

The EXPANSIONS are worth the price, easily. IMO

Once again, both. The villagers were in the wrong for getting him to do work then trying to kill him because they never intended to pay. He was wrong for going on to slaughter the entire village which he admits isn't the first time.

>witcher3 2015-11-29 22-49-16-32
No

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Based.

Saskia, succubus or forest slut pls

Fag

>Implying it isn't your right to request a payment for your service
Honestly if you know what you're signing in for, and still make the deal, it's your own fault

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Rolling for whatever as long as they wear sexy lingerie.

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ill never understand this quest line
people say it was the best in the game. what? what the fuck do i care about some random drunkard fuckhead in the middle of nowhere with relationship issues, literally the most boring and pointless part of the game like what were the devs thinking putting this fuck in?
velen is full of random nobodies without relevance to the backstory and no characters from past adventures
i always rush through this shit. FUCK VELEN AND FUCK THE BARON

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> so Olgierd should have been more specific.
It doesn't matter how specific he could have been. When it comes to magic monkey paw or getting wishes from the devil, they ALWAYS find a way to fuck up your wishes no matter how specific you are. That's the whole thing. Never use monkey paws or make deals with the devil.

I love Geralt

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I want to F U C K that dragon!

>velen is full of random nobodies without relevance to the backstory and no characters from past adventures
That's why it's good.The witchers story is retarded

based

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Hell blood and wine is practically a game itself worth like 40 bucks.

Manticore because I'm a huge nostalgia faggot

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didnt think it was possible to make geralt look cool in that haircut

>kills a random guy in a pub just for being drunk and annoying
Fuck Gaunter. I was on board for collecting the debt on that woe-is-me faglord, but that whole scene just proves that Gaunter is a petty bitch who hides behind 'muh fairness' when it suits him

To save millions..... no...... wait

the JUST witcher.

BRING ME MY WIFE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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> No Bitchy Elf from Novigrad who complains about opening her legs after you save her
Shit list.

also based

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rollerino

riolllll

rolling for best bae anna henrietta

Isn't there a way to loophole the quest into having the Barron not kill himself and saving the kids? I swore I did that on my first run by complete accident

roll for pretty girls

me too. i played and finished the game four times but i still miss it

he's not a genie. he's the devil

THE BOOOAAARRR IS A WHOOAARRR

Crones or bust!

lets go

forums.cdprojektred.com/index.php?threads/spoilers-save-the-orphans-and-anna.7422540/

BRING ME THE BOAR BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
GET ME THE WHOOOOOOORE-STRETCHER!

TOO LATE! THE BARON IS NOW BARONESS!

THE WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR IS PREGNANT NED

GODS I WAS STRONG ONCE

Based Manticore bro. After saving Ciri, I felt Geralt returning to his OG armor symbolized him being at peace and truly having found himself.

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>2019
>still putting dubs other than 00 in your (You) baits

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Cannot meme.

angery

>'You never had a friend like me'
what did he mean by it?

sure

Only because he was about to kill a lot of people. All smiles after getting busted out of jail by based Dandelion and absolutely btfoing Anna Henrietta, who is still forced to pay me and let me keep the vineyard. Seriously fuck that dumb cunt, I let your sister die on purpose the second she compared hunting a higher vampire to dogs hunting fucking foxes

>He isn't wearing Manticore RIGHT NOW as a homage to the OG game, and to Vesemir
Shit, you stink. I bet you didn't even recover Aerondeight

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Manticore is the best
too bad NG+ fucks it up

rollando

I've worn it so much i went back to Wolf for the 4k playthrough

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I wish they made a mode where you could replay the game without higher scaling, and have all the treasure hunt quests (that you've done) already completed. That way you could just make what you wanted as you leveled, and wouldn't have to worry about how higher level enemies fucks certain gear.

youtube.com/watch?v=O8dBg2mlyJY
soul

interesting

Shani

Elf fucker.

Did I mindbreak her? Was there anything more satisfying than watching this bitch short circuit when she couldn't accept that her sister was a murderous piece of shit? Syanna was a rabid dog that needed to be put down

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thanks

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Ves, Saskia, Fringilia, Rosa or Edna, Ciri, Yenn, Triss, Shani, Cerys, Philippa, Vivienne pls

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>ugliest elf
gj

ciri pls

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I let him live, I didn't think he was lying and those villagers sounded like cunts. I can't blame him if he accidentally chopped up a few other men, thinking they were all in on it. I went into it planning to kill him though.

let's go

Rollinio

R
O
L
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Yea very unlucky

rollinggg

Rolling suwisbsh

rolorino

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bros, gonna have to replay this game
should i do new game+ or start a new game lads?

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>summon a fucking demon and ask for shit
>WTF how was I supposed to know things would end badly?
Olgried is a fucking dumbass.

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

NG+ i think

rollypollyollu

Go on then

Olgierd.
Letting Gaunter take him was the right choice, but only if you ask for no reward.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW user HE'S A PART OF THE 40%

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If only we were more undersdanting...

What a fucking fatass, am I supposed this guy was a warrior?
Fat "people" are DISGUSTING.

>baron's men immediately start raping after he's gone

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NG+
Or install EE mod and start a new one.

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holy fuck

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>EE mod
what is that

>when you throw a caterpillar into a nest of ants

give me adda pls

Why does half of Witcher 3's NPCs have yellow eyes? This really bothered me

hepatitis is common in Poland
they dont know any better

nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/3522
Or Ghost Mod, but EE are better imo.
Come to /vg/ we post shit. Sometimes.

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cheating is far worse than beating some roastie

>Come to /vg/ we post shit. Sometimes.
recruiting thread bumpers?

here we go.

changes so much shit wtf, can i disable parts of it

>his men doing the raping and killing

Yah, they did that. After he dies/leaves.

He kept them from doing it

Rollin' til the end

...

Rolling for Ves

the wife definitely
baron did nothing wrong unironically. the beating might've gone too far but she was a total inconsiderate cunt. i didnt feel bad for her.

funfact: this questline was written by a woman

Let's go

>women using the male honor system against them
a woman wrote this post

Give me any waifu who isn't a witch. Witches are cunts.

I was about to post this, fucker
I'm glad someone else said it though

>funfact: this questline was written by a woman
really? i thought it was a dude, saw the interview long ago, but dont remember it

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>ywn play witcher 3 for the first time ever again

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yes, she's also working for Techland now. left CDPR.

>that
>woman
looks more like some jacked up tranny

i stopped playing after this quest
should i pick it up again

>haha guys look it's sjw shit
>geralt flat out tells the girl there's nothing special about her, and that he wasn't afraid he'd lose to a woman
rekt

no, but we will play cyberpunk 2077 for the first time

pls 70

let me see

>tfw you are finally building a gaming pc
>I can finally play the witcher series
all smiles

i guess that's something at least. i'm just hoping it's going to be good

dubs don't work on Yea Forums

Karolina Stachyra is her name.

Rollin for a pair of tits in my life

rollllllll for waifu

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>- Story & quest design (i.a. Bloody Baron and Wedding quests)
Two of my favorite quests, RIP.

Sniiffffff

yes! i got best waifu!

BLARARGHH

ahahaha you got shit, i got waifu

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Hoping for the Duchess

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COME ON SHANI

Legit based

(sy)anna

kek

here we go

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Literally the most perfect ending that the game ever could have had. For as much as I dislike the RPG mechanics and combat, CDPR knows how to write well

based

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>Tfw we'll never get an older Geralt taking Vesemir's place as the master of the Wolf School and training new witchers
At least they could give us a young Vesemir game

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>training new witchers
No one in the school left alive wants to do that

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hell yeah

can he be saved?

I know. It just would be nice to see Geralt take up his old mentor's position as a way of honoring him.

rollan for nothing

Robert of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Yes. Go to the Whispering Hillock before visiting the Crones or the nearby village, do the quest and release her, then proceed as usual. Spirit will kill the villagers, Crones will eat the kids, and Baron will live and fuck off with his wife.

ROADA ROLLA DA

if i were a jannie i'd ban you for a month for using kc for your stupid memes, i'd do it for free too
there's no justice

You're going to understand the main quest but you'll miss a lot of the context and you won't understand a lot of the side characters.

>not tricking the tree and letting the baron bury the child
GODS

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Yea his wife was a cheating slut. But he was also at fault for not dumping her and trying to make it work with a women that actively hates him after he killed the man she loves. Doesn't matter that the she was the first to be wrong, his response was also wrong.

Shani get.

Rollan for Triss

Im going to kill myself

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Is hard mode fun for this? I wanna be challenged but not forced to grind.

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>This random dude was in the wrong
>Not the fucking devil himself
Sure thing bud.

>two wrongs do not make a right
lmao. seething cuck.

rollin rock

>hes a gentleman , someone else would have offed her
VERONICA

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by hard mode you mean death march? yeah its fun and no you will never have to grind, even if you only do main quests

PRISCILLA, ANNA SYANNA AND CERYS PLEASE.

Fuck that, gotta chase that mad puss.

>an actually good Witcher 3 thread on Yea Forums

What the fuck?

I want to replay it. I made the mistake of just roaming around and becoming op as fuck and didn't enjoy the combat at the latter parts of the game. The dlcs were the absolute peak of dlc content I have ever played and nothing has topped it.

based

bluepilled

>id do it for free
so does jannie

>EE
holy fuck this mod sounds absolutely retarded

MY FUCKING SIDES

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>Trissfags

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Not really. Bloody Baron is literally just Robert Baratheon with domestic abuse added on.

I finished Hearts Of Stone and the vanilla story like 2 years ago. I want to go back and play Blood And Wine but that combat. Does the last expansion improve it in any way? Or does it make it atleast fun?

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No he isnt you piece of shit, besides the fact that they are both boorish men, they have completely different roles.

Still would’ve been better if you could create your own character.

baw has some fun fights and the mutations are pretty fun.

Based and fashionpilled

not at all

My main complaint for the Witcher games, is that very few of your choices matter. I save Adda in 1, only to get a quick line from Foltest about her in 2, and the Queen Piece in Chess being her in 3. I side with Siegfried in 1, meet him again in 2, but he vanishes in 3. You spared Henselt in 2? Too bad, he dies before you even start 3. You found Anais, and sent her to John Natalis? If only you knew where John hid, and why no one even remembers who Anais is. You sided with Iorveth for some reason besides seeing his route? It was all for naught because he's cut content, like Manticores.

>summon
>demon
Iirc he didn’t summon Gaunter and he didn’t know Gaunter was a demon

>choices i made in one game didn't affect a different game
Are you retarded user?

Choices in Mass Effect 1 and 2 effected 3. Witcher did very little in that aspect.

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Aard magic + mutations = Constant casting = Infinite damage, and since there are places swarming with enemies (50+) I would say its pretty fun

me too

There should be a spinoff where you can choose your school and create your Witcher.

WOuld've liked a DLC where you could, after Geralt's story is done.
I'd really love to play as "my own Witcher", but I guess CDPR are too afraid to get out of their comfort zone, same reasons why you play a pre-established character in Cyberpunk.

I can't believe you are citing Mass Effect as a series where choices matter.

>Choices in Mass Effect 1 and 2 effected 3

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It mattered more than Witcher.

Made me chuckle

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It's my first time playing Witcher 3. HOLY SHIT DO THINGS ESCALATE IN SOME OF THESE QUESTS. I just want to track and kill monsters, but noooo I get a literal abomination Dr. Phil episode where people are in such deep shit they vent to me some cold monster killer who just wants his shekels.

Still fun though.

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Why not, let's give this a shot

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You don't think making Wrex agree with you in 1, giving Mordan the blueprints of curing the Genophage in 2, did nothing in 3?

With that ending? Where literally none of any of that mattered, and everyone got the same ending with the same three choices? Yeah, I think it did nothing.

That's pretty good, I can't be picky but damn I'd have loved Keira

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I always wanted to strangle yen then use magic to prevent corpse from rotting. Perfect fuckdoll

GODS, NED!

you guys are still arguing about this but anyway its ultimately his fault the wife may have started it but he let it get WAY outta hand for decades

One con compared to numerous examples like Shepard's biggest fan's evolution throughout the games, how the Geth became an ally, and others.

We all know the ending in 3 sucked, but shoving the other 99% of the game aside is infantile.

You didn't have to wait to the next game to see what your choices did in The Witcher games, sure they might not always reference previous circumstances, but they werent always relevant.

>One con
>infantile
It wasn't one con. It was the ending. You can't just say the ending was bad all on its own, and that doesn't affect anything else. Everything up to that point was done to get TO THE ENDING. If the ending is POINTLESS and your choices DO NOT AFFECT IT then it invalidates everything you have done. It would take a child to think any different.

I actually agree with that.

Blood and Wine has the best fight in Witcher3. Also the setting is super comfy with a real fairytale castle, everything is so colorful and you can be a knight. Its fabulous.

its hard to get him to kill himself actually
you just need to save the kid spirit and let the crones eat children

CDPR never said that the Witcher games would be tightly connected with each other, Bioware did. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

GODS I WAS SHIT AT GWENT THEN

All I have so far is the Witcher 3 strategy guide saying choices in Witcher 2 matter.

True, it's either that or his mistake was serving in the Temerian army...which is what led to him being able to provide for his family.

Boyfriend=husband
Girlfriend=wife

The absolute state of post-boomer society

Comfiest region?
Best soundtrack?

Toussaint
Skellige

>comfiest region
Velen
>comfiest soundtrack
White Orchard

Spotted the incel

t. incel

Skellige
Skellige
>can't plough cerys

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Toussaint
Toussaint
French theme was kino
white orchard freaked me out for some reason

Toussaint
Kaer Morhen
youtu.be/TJuPBBw-l-M

please teach me how to blankpost

The deepest and most complex vidya character ever.

Absolute unit.

Whoa how did this happen? I'm guessing some folks actually trusted the totally not evil as fucking sin tree.

But the tree does nothing wrong.

" [/spoiler] "

This is the only time I've seen a flawed character done well in a video game.

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