S-sir?

Why aren't you saving to retire early?

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a number six with extra dip

Two plain Mcdoubles, a medium fry, a 5 piece chicken nugget, and a sweet tea.

only the McChicken for me, the best fast food sandwich around

yes.

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>niggers work in KFC, McD, BK, Chik-fil-a, Wendy's, etc.
>cute white teens work in good local and non-international chains like Cane's, Whataburger, etc.
it isn't even a choice

sing me happy birthday wagie or you're not getting the tip

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SIR?

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>And is excellent with money
>Donations
>Dining out
>House cleaner

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I will take some uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>that hour of vidya before work

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Most minimum wage jobs are. I worked in a factory and the bosses were mostly assholes. The way I see it, no matter how fast you work it'll never be enough to satisfy them. Working minimum wage jobs really tests your pride and self worth.

if i had a mcjob the last thing i'd buy is videogames

>CHEESE SODA!

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I'll have everything on the menu, hurry up wagie my cholesterol levels are too low.

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Hey it's three for free!

>no dragon dildos
umm?

>dining out
>donations
good goy

>rent 825

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the dragon dildos were included in the donations

haha now how about that extra McChicken sauce

me in a cunny thread

Min-wage and entry level jobs are 50% reliant on how your boss behaves, the other 50% depends whether you have to face the public.

If you get a cool boss and you don't have to deal with anyone or seldom have to then it's perfectly tolerable. That's why I recommend delivery for anyone that's 18 or has never held a job in their life.

imagine enjoying anything that much

SIR?

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Yes, you're better off with manual labor; provided you aren't retarded around machinery or live in a shithole, otherwise avoid at all costs if you value your life and limbs.

I like how this mythical 25 year old lives somewhere where they can make 100,000 a year, yet only pays 825 in rent with no independent utilities.

If you lived anywhere where rent was close to 825 and were making 100k you should be paying a mortgage.

Bless this man but why the fuck is he dipping his burger in a milkshake?

>donations
>dining out is a separate budget from food
>a fucking house cleaner for an $825 a month place
>meanwhile internet is somehow only $20 and phone $40 because he certainly doesn't spoil himself with needless technology!
fucking boomers are so aggravating trying to guess how people live their lives

>makes 100k a year and doesnt have a house

This guy must have just gotten out of prison. There's no way

This man eats like he just left prison and hasn't had a fast food burger for years.

>25 year old
>making 8k a month

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I honestly got really lucky
I was neet for 6 years but I decided to get a job because like 10 minutes walk across the fields from my home a Samsung Factory started hiring after almost finishing building it.
5 Months after I joined I was running the fucking recruit program for the Factory and I just started as a guy who stands by a belt and screw shit on things.
Not that job is all done by imported chinese workers.

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hey fuckface, give me four number fives

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yeah mate, be with you one second

OI STEVE, WHAT DO YOU WANT AGAIN
>ONE HA-
NAH MATE I CANT HEAR YOU
>HOW ABOUT NOW
YEAH YEAH WHAT DYA WANT AGAIN
>ONE HAMBURGER, COKE AND CHIPS
OK

Yeah one ham- IT WAS A HAMBURGER WAS IT
>YEAH
Yeah one hamburger, coke and chips, and can you be quick about it

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>Excellent with money
>$615 donations
>A fucking house cleaner
>$250 for eating out

How do you spend $615 on fucking donations?

>or you're not getting the tip
>tfw everyone's moving to delivery services like grubhub/doordash/uber
>tfw you see the tip before you even pick up the food
>get an order with $0 tip
>sip their drink and cough in their food literally every single time
>do ~15 orders every shift and get at least 1 no tipper to have fun with
>meanwhile the pay is still $20 an hour
I fucking love this timeline, I went from a minimum wagie to a chad delivery boy

>HOUSE CLEANER
>RENT: $825
IMAGINE BEING TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLEAN YOUR SHOEBOX THAT YOU HIRE SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO IT

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>He doesn't dip his burgers in a milkshake
Are you gay or something?

I'm 24 and take home 1.5k a month making $13 an hour. What am I doing wrong fellas

Yeah, he was acquitted after like 20 years or something.

This man is very likely training for an eating contest.

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where do i get 20 dollar internet

*cleans your house*
*takes your belongings*
>le excellent with moni face

Donations to e-celeb

>tests your pride and self worth
imagine still thinking your life is worth shit when you're that low

>Tip $10 every time even if the order is about the same
>Drivers always pick my house first
>Never have cold or ruined food

Capitalism works.

Ah yes, I remember this piece of bullshit.

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twitch thots

>Cell Phone $40
>Internet $20

in what planet

Have you ever done that and then gotten a tip at the door?

>$400 for groceries
>a month

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>excellent with money
>renting property,not building equity

>Donations
>Dining out
>Internet only costing 20 bucks
>House cleaner
???

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Need a stronger handshake

Or he just got out of prison

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>tfw you see the tip before you even pick up the food
u fuckin w0t? That's just asking for trouble for the client and conflict between delivery guys.

The Mcdonalds i´ve heard about here (northern Spain) treat their employees fine and they are paid 1000-1200 month, which can go up if you work nights. Burger King seems to be MUCH worse in therms of preassure and salary.
If you are a man i'd suggest to go to a decent car/metal factory, those tend to pay fine (1.200-2.000 in Spain)

give it to me straight, if I'm a dumbass 18 year old whos barely made it through highschool because of shit motivation should I fall for the trade meme or the college meme? I'm weak but also retarded and lazy

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>Donations
Who the fuck donates almost one quarter of his salary!?

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why are jews so out of touch?

Donating to charities to gain standing in the community while also being able to claim them as tax write-offs. It's a pretty common tactic among the elite.

Tradetradetradetradetradetradetradetradetradetradetrade

God I regret going to Uni so much. You'll never make it if you struggled with highschool.

No, it's easy to tell who truly won't tip since I know my city
>Jamal Washington living in South side ghetto
>$0
vs
>Stacy Birmingham living in North side suburbs
>$0
will most likely tip so I wouldn't touch her food, but if she doesn't then I'll remember for next time depending on what kind of a person she is when she answers the door.

God this is straight up something my father would say. Fuck.

Most likely tax evasion

you should just become a neet

Save up and buy bootstraps, so you can pull yourself up by them, boy.

Bad advice, I have a strong handshake and it intimidates beta recruitment managers.

I hope youre working retail at least and nothing u had to get a degree for, Im in college working at a grocery store making 15 and hour so it ain all bad

Do trades, but also ask a doctor about ADHD, that shit crippled my ability to search for a job or keep one and I didn't even know I had it

As much as I hate this, I think "House Cleaner" probably means "Household Cleaners." Like detergents.

>chad delivery boy
>delivery boy
>chad

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How the fuck are you making 15 burgers an hour in a grocery gig?

College isn't working out too well for you it seems, based on that awful typing.

>be me
>get a night shift security position
>literally sit on my ass doing whatever the fuck I want in an empty office building until 6am
>its basically paradise
>get fired for an incredibly stupid reason
>literally can't complain
Its okay god, I understand, I didn't deserve it
back to the old cafe barista jobs for me :)

My cousin is 22 fresh out of college and already has a job making 100k a year. He is also a giant tool, sociopath who doesn't put on an act for anyone that can't give him something. I guess if you don't have the gene yer fucked, i believe nature over nurture.

i'll have 3 spicy mcchickens and a 20 piece nugget with bbq and sweet and sour sauce please.

also a large diet coke

I worked at burger king for a couple years. Most of the shitty times are from when your coworkers aren't doing their part so then the service slows down and people start to get flustered

Trades. People don’t realize how lucrative being a garbage man or plumber can be.

>birth to pay dept and tax
>yo must prepare ya self when yo old lol btw thx fir ya money

didn't know you could see my keystrokes from your end user, or maybe you meant grammar? either way I'll keep you in mind next time I post in Yea Forums to shitpost.
whole foods, get paid to do nothing and 15 an hour is starting wage

>be huge nerd
>Deliver pizzas and do other shittier jobs
>Reconnect with old d&d friend
>His roommate is a private dancer
>It's like a stripper but delivery
>Hit it off fairly well, platonically
>They're short handed one day, they ask me to fill in as a driver/bouncer at a Bachelor party with 2 girls
>Drunk asshole gets pissy with one of the girls, get between them and talk him down peacefully.
>Things go great, now have job in adult entertainment industry.
>Still on neetbux but the end is near.

I really didn't expect my life to go this way, but I'm not complaining. It's like being a pimp, but legal, and I still don't get laid.

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Kind of. I work inventory for a baked goods chain. Ordering and stocking. Been there since I was 18 out of high school. Now it's been 6 years and I have zero connections for better opportunities

600 is not a quarter of 8000 lol

>My cousin is 22 fresh out of college and already has a job making 100k a year.
Doing fucking what? Software Engineer?

Niggers work in Whataburger too

Didn't know I posted here, did you, Mark? Maybe if you had a decent grip you could get your own place instead of listening to me pork your mother every night.

Feels good I don't have to call anyone sir at my job

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You are literally at the bottom if you work at McDonald's and it should be legal to spit at McDonald's employees

Can i get a cuppa tap water an some ketchup an dyou have any those chicken burgers i dont wanna sandwich

>1000-1200
tfw mcdonalds employees make more than I do working 40 hour weeks in a pharmacy

time to look elsewhere user, there are highschooler making more money than you everywhere now that chains are raising their minimum wage to the meme $15 an hour

The real joke here is millenialcrats dont tip/donate. They force people at gunpoint to do it for them.

Goddddddddddd why i am so stupid i hate uni so much i'm only 18 and my life is ruined i have a 10 page essay due tomorrow and i haent started it i'm sorry i failed you tanaka san

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dipping your food in your drinks is an eating competition thing.

stay in school, stay a neet, or get really good at a skill

these are really your only options

Same, I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started

What place offers this service?

Not really but niggers definitely make it worse than it needs to be.

I've stopped offering my hand first whenever head office comes to visit because it's just embarrassing, but they still feel obligated to limply extend their wilting petal of a hand that I then have to operate myself in what can only be described as a handshake in the loosest definition of the word. You'd figure a bunch of eternal jerkoffs would have stronger wrists by matter of course.

Holy fuck based

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Activate technological unemployment.

>implying anyone here has parents who are still together

Get me that uhhh that ice cream with the sauce on top

>Delivery
>Don't have to deal with anyone

Nigger I had some meth'd up junkie fuck try and kill me with an axe for knocking on the wrong door with a pizza. It was the right address mind you, just the wrong door of said address. Delivery is a fucking nightmare, because if something gets fucked up, despite it being 100% not your fault as you don't make the food, you get the blame for it as you're the only person within range.

I tip at the door :(

I'd rather work at a cleaning company than McDonald's. At least it many cases you can clean stuff in peace by yourself while at McDonald's I'd just constantly feel humiliated, also there is a risk of people you know from school seeing how you ended up. I'd fucking shoot myself.

get back to work hassan

A boneless pizza with 2 liters of coke.

I work in a comfy petrol station and spend my time shitposting and shooting the shit with regular customers. When stuff goes out of date I put it into wastage and take it home. During the summer I fill coffee cups with ice-cream and eat it behind the counter. In the mornings I help myself to multiple cups of coffee.

I thought Ubereats doesn’t show tips until a hour after delivery.

>donations
>$615

that's bullshit but I believe it

chads don't call themselves chads

what an absolute unit

He is a stock trader or works at some firm, he did a fuck ton of internships and knew the right people to get in.

Wagie

if real kys

200 words? Lmao so a few sentences. I think you'll be ok.

Trade

>I’ll take the McMeteor burger with a side of Mako fries
>And the 6 piece Materia nuggets
>”Any drink?”
>Yea a large Lifestream
>”That’s $7.99 plus tax and tip”
>Here’s a ten dollar Gil
>”Ma'am, we don’t accept this currency”
>*unsheathes Masamune*
>It’s "sir"

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>tfw area supervisor
>It only took about 10 years and the previous guy getting too ill to work

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commiefornia

>choose to eat garbage food
>get garbage service
>choose to eat better food
>stingy with tips, still get food queefed on
just be a decent human being who doesn't eat shit like dennys and tip and literally nothing bad will happen to your food

>D-d-do
"D-D-DO" shut the fuck up, retard. Yes I DO want fries with that. Jesus you are pathetic.

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I delivered in a mostly chill city but we had this massive neighborhood on the outskirts that focused all the immigrants and low-lives and the worst I've had was a gypsy trying to jump on my bike while I was slowing down to park and a pack of niggers asking me if they could have the leftover pizzas because the client wasn't responding. The first is just an annecdote that didn't lead to nothing and the second I ended up befriending the niggers because I'm a fucking tank and decently charismatic.

I definitely don't recommend delivery if you live in a bad area and are a faggy twink or a woman. Remember to always wear your bike helmet when delivering to bad areas and nobody will fuck with you.

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>not having a job in aeration getting fit making 15 an hour with 8 - 12 hour days Monday through Saturday

plus you meet some cool people

from a time machine

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>eat fast food
>complain when food is shit
I love when people fuck with food, people who complain are the dumbest niggers in the world.

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i hate being a neet i'd rather be a wagie but i'm retarded so no one will hire me

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>Those 7-8 hours of vidya after work.

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>rent $825
>income $100000
>transportation $130

This doesn’t exist. This is made up.

>Tfw worked at a convenience story in jersey
who else real life clerks here? I lived that movie man, i worked overnight and the weird ass people who showed up were always entertaining. One night a dude walked in with a banjo and played for me for like an hour and he was really good, i have no idea why he did it. Also had a homeless man sit outside the store with me and explained to me that we are all corporate slaves and the system was fucked.

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The employee, who has not been named, told coworker Quinell May that he was going to spit in the food. May, 17, told the Detroit Free Press that he filmed the act so he would be able to show it to management. He said when he left his position to contact management, however, he was fired for not working.
BASED BOSS canning lazy phone film fag

I can second this. You have to look the part and get out quick. Hanging around lost may end up with you getting mugged. If you a twinkish looking guy the chances double. You'll end up getting sucker punched/stabbed.

This is a funny neet/wagie joke and all but remember that that some people have a stammer and can't help having a blockage or repetition at the beginning of a sentence and it doesn't mean they have a mental disability

>spend 18 years of your life in forced education
>they never teach you how to deal with shitty min-wage jobs or how to get them in the first place
how do we fix the system?

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>dollar Gil

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Who uber driver here

>24
>9 for work with travel time
>7-8 for sleep
>4 for eat\shit

>7-8 hours of vidya after work.
how?

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bruh it's no ones responsibility but your own to figure out your life

It's bottom of the barrel, then again any job that pays minimum wage is.
t. office clerk

>house cleaner
>$30
>a month

the fuck?

>30.000 likes
how can anyone here still pretend Wojak isn't normalfag cancer

Based as fuck. I grew up down the block from where Clerks was filmed. Quick Stop is still there. Here's a link to the google street view of it if you ever want to stop by and check it out: google.com/maps/@40.4151952,-74.0573451,3a,75y,96.54h,81.57t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWPfcMSZy3icUe5bREPAG-Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en&authuser=0

I have no clue, but I worked at Target for like 2 months during Black Friday and the holiday season. I mostly did stock and worked behind the scenes, but let me tell you this, the actual job is shit, but usually the people you work with are cool. If I could be paid to just talk shit and smoke with my co-workers I would have totally dug that. I imagine the same when it comes to McDonalds, like the actual job is shit but the people who work there are probably decent.

but they made you waste 18 years of your life with useless shit tho

>Dropped out of college and spent like 3 months neeting it
>Felt absolutely miserable, days started to run together and I felt like I was rotting from the insider
>After a couple of moths got a job working at a butchery.
>Ever since I have felt amazing, I have a reason to actually get up in the morning, been eating better and just generally happier

The point of education is so you don't do those shitty minimum wage jobs. Those are for dropouts and children.

IT'S MA'AM.