>can't fight worth a damn
>literally his "fighting" is standing in one spot doing a gay supermodel pose as he forces some spirit that actually can fight to kick his opponent's ass
>has the nerve to act like he's some edgy nonchalant badass when his stand does all the fighting
Fuck this overrated pos character.
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He's a Clint Eastwood type that loves his mom and becomes a dolphinman. Go be butthurt somewhere else.
I want to frot with Star Platinum
Based
Sounds pretty chad to me, dude.
Eastwood could actually fight, he didn't make some magic ghost punch for him as he stood there spewing edgy catchphrases.
You're forgetting the part at the end of the Alessi fight where 10-year-old Shotaro beats a grown man hard enough to undo his stand ability.
Before awakening his stand Jotaro was fighting on his own alright.
That's why he was respected by other school guys and they consider him to be their senpai and girls loved him.
The spirit is literally a part of his person.
>He hasn’t read the manga or watched the anime
>8 people fell for completely obvious bait
He literally controls his stand, you might as well say someone using any kind of weapon isn't actually fighting either
jojo sucks my dick
Based. Jonathan for best jojo.
Jotaro has is capable of beating people up without his stand and he could even beat up an adult man as a child what are you talking about?
Ah a fellow intellectual
>can't fight worth a damn
Wrong? It is established that he is an extremely strong fighter even without his Stand. This is made really, REALLY clear through the entire Part 3, many times.
Also, Stands are the user themselves. His Stand fighting is himself fighting.
>jojo
Yikes
>his stand does all the fighting
Anubis said that the reason Jotaro was so dangerous was because of his ability to remain calm in stressful situations and think quickly
part 3 was the best part if you disagree youre a big homo
he beat up a grown ass man while barehanded with no stand when he was transformed into a child. He also was a high school delinquent who got into many fights and never got hurt from any of them, according to all the students who witnessed him be hurt by Kakyoin's stand.
>has a powerful fighting spirit under his control
and commands him around as he pleases
sounds pretty chad to me
how many spirits you control, again? FIGHTING spirits because we know you have a monopoly on dicksucking spirits OP
*blocks your path*
Which one?
not bad, youre only a small homo
I mainly disgaree with 5 and 4 being so great theyre good but in the end theyre just worse versions of part 3
Don't the users actually control the stands actions with their will? Like he will think and the stand will throw the punch
hello underage
Almost has to be the case since Dio used a boxing trick from his human days to shit on Jotaro at the beginning of their fight in part 3.
Ya could say that 'bout any stand user. Even the bad ones.
>everyone says giogio was shit and had no personality back when all we had was a shitty TL that made him seem that way
>now it's the current airing anime season so everyone hates him because they want to be contrarian
I can't wait for this part to end so people can finally say "that was the best Part", if only briefly until the next one ends and they move on to saying that was, and so on.
Get better taste homo
i hope you mean part 1
>Eastwood could actually fight
Have you seen any of the Blondie films? For a solid third of each movie he's getting bodied by jobbers because he's ass at fighting. He's only good with a gun in his hand.
I do think 3 is better than 5 but I do think 4 is a bit better. To each their own though my fren.
stay mad
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>if only briefly until the next one ends and they move on to saying that was, and so on.
this only made me think about how the FUCK are they going to animate part 6, if at all
I like Giogio
Tusk > Soft and Wet > Gold Experience > Crazy Diamond > Stone Free > Star Platinum > Hermit Purple
D4C > King Crimson > White Snake > Made in Heaven > Killer Queen > The World
>how the FUCK are they going to animate part 6
It's not too out there to be hard to animate like part 7 is, so I don't see the problem. The ending will be a challenge to properly convey and portray though. I wonder if they'll be able to fit it into 39 episodes again.
gold experience is creative but its too strong
its bullshit and so good it removes the suspension and cleverness of the stand useage
with SP you can laugh or be amazed by how he bullshitted his victory this time
Based
Josuke > Joseph > Johnny > Jonathan > Giorno > Jolyne > Jotaro
Johnny > Jolyne > Josuke > Joseph > Jotaro > Jonathan >>>>> trash >>>> Giorno
Hey come on, Josuke had the least asspulled victory of any jojo
2 and 7 are the best.
I don't get the hate Part 6 gets, sure it's not a masterpiece of literature but it was a fun and bizarre adventure all the way through.
I personally don't "hate" it, I still maintain it is one of the weaker parts next to 3 and 5.
yeah because jotaro did all. the fucking work
>I can never put Joseph or Josuke ahead of each other
They're just so perfect bros
I've never watched JoJo. Decided I will start watching it somewhere this week. The first season on crunchyroll just say "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure", but online they say the first season is called different. I watched 5 minutes and it's about a young dio and jotaro being raised in different families. Is it the correct start?
gold experience is powerful but not overwhelmingly so
GER is viable against SSS tier galaxy breaker++ opponents, at least from a defensive standpoint, the only recourse against it is to wait until giorno dies of old age, or I guess have the author write an alternate universe superdio with TWOH
Yes that's the correct start.
>5
the stands are literally extensions of their will
Part 1 is good for setting everything up and establishing Dio
Part 2 is good for its ridiculous moments with Joseph
Part 3 is good for its introduction to stands and sense of scale
Part 4 is good for its villain: best in the series
Part 5 is good for the stand fights: overall best in the series
Part 6 is good for how insane it is, its villain, and how it further develops DIO as a character
Part 7 is good in basically every possible way
Joseph had a whole training montage because he was kind of shit at controlling his powers.
People will probably like it more when it's animated. I like it more than 5, but the anime for 5 has been very enjoyable, so I'm sure it will benefit greatly from this too. If they pull off the ending, it will be fucking kino.
Yes, this season covers parts 1 and 2 of the manga. Then it's pretty straightforward - each seasons covers one part.
One thing you will need to realize quickly is that each "part" of Jojo has a different protagonist and different villain. You are correct that you got the first season, but it's not jotaro, it is the first JoJo: Jonathan.
That's Jonathan and Dio, but yes that's the correct place to start.
Could Pillarmen manifest stands?
>part 4
>best villain
My nigga
Fuck off Dio
He had hamon without learning it and beat Santana without any training. He's also asspull the character.
The manga for part 5 was pretty weak compared to everything else. That being said, at least it isn't the first half of part 3.
My main issue with Part 6 is that Jolyne isn't that great of a character. She's basically just discount Jotaro, which is cool and all, but only at the very start does she seem like her being a women has any impact on her character at all.
After the first few chapters, you could literally swap her out for Jotaro and nobody would think Jotaro was acting out of character.
Wait, does it get hate? Is it because of that Youtuber who memes about it being bad and loves part 5 and Giorno and the best reason he could give was implications about Dio?
Man, Part 6 makes no fucking sense and the characters are wasted as usual but the action was a lot more fun and the whole thing didn't drag on as much as part 5 did. Part 5 just never recovers from the nosedive after the pesci and Prosciutto fight.
>mfw we are getting closer and closer to seeing the 7 page muda animated
Oh my bad. Guess I'll learn that soon enough
Thanks guys, I'll start watching tonight probably. Wagie has to work
Thank God I'm not the only person who thinks this Joseph is annoying as fuck and asspulls constantly but yet every Jojo fan sucks his dick
In context, it is more how most people thought Jonathan was kinda boring, so having the next jojo be this off the wall cocky motherfucker screwed up the critical lenses of people.
>2
Jesus
Shit cast and shit villians, worse than PB.
But that was his schtick before it became everyone's schtick: Quick-witted gotcha moments that were built on knowing that the enemy knew that he knew that the enemy knew a thing.
I think the closest Johnathan ever got to that was when he swung his sword at Dio and hit a torch or something on the other side so that it wouldn't freeze when Dio did his freezing nonsense.
Plus, I'm actually a huge fan of the Karz asspull. The hero, despite all his tricks and training finds that it just isn't enough in the face of overwhelming odds without a little luck on his side.
I enjoyed the switch to him from stoic and idealistic Jonathan when I first read the manga, but I don't get so much wankery over him too.
Jolyne is all aesthetics, she's got my favorite Jojo design and her stand is great, but I'm very disappointed she turned out to be even more nothing than Josuke and Giorno and Weather Report absolutely stole the show towards the end. And this goes double for Hermes, I was hyped for female Polnareff but she fucking vanishes from the series.
Oh well, there are a couple cute moments with those two and Foo Fighters at least.
>Jolyne
I want to titfuck her.
If Golden Wind anime over or is it still imcomplete?
I want to binge watch from beginning to end once the whole season is finished
I like Joseph, that's just my reasoning for putting him on team talent
She would be the angriest but most satisfying sex possible
Imagine the BDSM component
Still going but nearing closer to the end
>Thanks guys, I'll start watching tonight probably. Wagie has to work
Have fun. Keep in mind that part 1 can be slow and meh at times (I enjoy the beginning and end the most, the middle is very "whatever" in my opinion), but try to plough through even if you don't like it, it's short and opens up very fun stories that come next.
fuckin based
fuck this overrated shit cartoon
t. Has never seen the Alessi episode
>her strings around dick
Hnggg
Part 3 made me appreciate Part 1 much, much more.
>he's only good with a gun in his hand
Die a painfully excruciating death you fucking zoomer faggot.
That isn't the same. Me picking up a pipe and hitting someone isn't the same as me standing there posing as some ghost ally attacks instead.
Joseph had a fun personality for a protagonist in a shonen and he set the precedent for how pretty much every single Jojo fight would go in the future. Before every other fight in every other part would be about clever applications of powers and mindgames to defeat the opponent, Joseph was doing it. He may not have aged that well since it became the series standard, but he did it first and it left an impression.
I think him being around for Parts 2, 3, and 4, all with different depictions of the character and not in the immortal youth thing that Jotaro had going on, is also a big reason why people like him.
If a fucking rat could, why not?
I don't watch the anime but I was so curious to see if it was going to take Doppio as seriously as the manga did and of course it didn't.
>not telling him to read the manga
why is jotaro dressed like a gay train conductor
Jonathan is the best.
yeah, but deep down you wish you had a posing ghost friend, don't fucking lie you faggot.
Anime is the gateway my friend.
Polnareff was objectively the main JoJo of Part 3, he had more of a character arc than Jotaro, he had the most individual fights beside Jotaro, and he even appeared in Part 5
Jobros are usually more entertaining than their respective jojo.
Prove me wrong.
Fair enough but part 2 Joseph will always be an annoying faggot to me only read and watched 2 once and never plan to revisit it
I can't.
Even if Johnny was really good.
The ova should be.
>spirit
isn't it a psychic manifestation in the form of his own fighting spirit? hamon was physical fighting spirit where as stands were magical fighting spirits no?
he is the spirit
I actually DO have a stand, bitch. It's called Tupac, and he'd fuck your gay ass rock shit the fuck up.
His fight with Vanilla Ice is also a better and much more intense dramatic encounter than Jotaro vs DIO that naturally escalated without asspulling "same sutando lol" bullshit.
>Speedwagon
>Polnareff
>Koichi
>Okuyasu
>Bruno
>Mista
>Annasui
>Gyro
yeah, pretty much
I don’t really understand why people think part 5 is weak. My only real gripes with it is how Fugo was utilized as a character (so not much at all even though he was interesting) and how Giorno’s powers had inconsistencies. (Not like Jotaro was exempt from that though) The boss wasn’t quite as good as Kira but he wasn’t bad and his power is probably one of the coolest despite being so close to Dio’s. I think those final scenes in Rome where a temporary new “villain” (more of an obstacle really) and deadly mystery pop up was amazing, and the epilogue really ties it all together, making some of the more strange occurrences with Bruno a real wild ride until we see the full picture.
Except Jonathan was a hamon prodigy
Yes thank you, Polnareff was fucking great and the spice of Stardust Crusaders, and a big reason I actually appreciate Jotaro for not being the spotlight hogger Joseph was and remaining a cool motherfucker throught.
Well, I guess so. I'd watch it with friends after reading the manga tho, I think that should be the correct order.
As much as I love how the animation looks and flows, specially in comparison to the stiff ass David Production anime.... no. Just no. Fuck off.
You're right.
As far as fandubs go, I really enjoy this one
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>can't fight worth a damn
He could beaut up an adult man as a 8 years old kid
I mean you're not wrong.
Except when the ghost ally is under your direct mind control
but user... anyone watching part 2 on is automatically a big homo
>part 2
Why Kars isn't female
Because he is autistic
For me it was just really boring and fucking convoluted as hell, there's no fight scene after Pesci and Prosciutto that flows as well as anything before. Too ellaborate and full of exposition. Cast was bloated, backstories were told by being shoves on your face out of the blue like a Silver Age capeshit... I only really liked Narancia and Bruno, everyone else felt like a throaway.
It's just an experimental period for Araki that paid off for some readers like you, but definitely not for me. The anime looks a bit better tho, I have to watch it with friends sometime.
I'd argue that Caesar is the exception.
>No Caesar
Kek
SHIZAAAAAAA is the exception, yes
ITT: We pretend the Jojo battle royal game is actually what we want it to be
>mfw going around and suddenly hearing a click noise when I touch a door knob
It's the very start, yes.
But the first season is cut in two parts, Phantom Blood (the very first part, the one you started) and Battle Tendency, both parts are different from the rest of jojo because instead of stands they have this thing called Hamon. It's good imo, but is not representative of the latter seasons.
IN PART 6 WILL FOO FIGHTERS HAVE BOG OL BOUNCING BOOBERS??
Part 2 easily has the worst supporting cast other than Strohiem maybe
Was Jotaro EVER fucking normal?!
Reminder that Jotaro is part ANGLO
Welcome to Correct Opinion City, my dudes.
Stroheim is great, but even as wasted as she is, Lisa-Lisa made for a cool and unusual master character. That's it.
Yea Forums jojo threads are better than Yea Forums jojo threads, why is that?
Boards are better at discussing things other than their main topic, no exceptions.
Yea Forums is better at talking about literally anything other than video games
Yea Forums has more discordtrannies.
>tfw I didn't realize Hol Horse was in the game because he's only available in duos
Caesar should have been the one to kill ACDC. So many problems in the storytelling of part 2 would literally disappear if that one simple change was made. If things had gone that way, it wouldn't be such a one-man show with Joseph taking down literally all four pillar-men, plus Caesar would get an actual win before getting crushed so he wouldn't seem like a complete jobber, and he'd get more screen time to make his death more impactful. Or alternatively, if Joseph and Caesar had fought him together, it could have developed the bond between them more, and still had all the other benefits I mentioned.
He punched people several times.
His spirit thing is literally part of him as in its power directly tied to his physical capabilities he even takes damage if the spirit takes damage so its less like Pokemon and more like extending part of yourself to fight.
The spirit it just so much more powerful than human that there is no point in using his fists.
>he'd fuck your gay ass
not surprised your stand is as fag as its user
Yea Forums threads are full of homos and fujos that only talk and post about their fetishes. This Yea Forums thread actually discusses the parts and characters, so it's better by default.
Koichi was not a jobro. He was raised-by-single-mom midget whom everyone sucked off for no reason whatsoever. His abilities were inconsistent, he underutilized them - all on top of being disgusting manlet.
Part 4 would be perfect if not for those few mentally stunted dwarfs.
>the most beautiful beings in existence
It was alright, part 7 was way worse
Part 4 exists
>mfw a retarded Mista main shoots me but I stop time and redirect his bullets so he gets shot when time moves forward
He's a Joestar so no
I'd agree if not for the fact Caesar was fucking boring and did not deserve a spotlight. Not to mentio, ACDC vs Joseph is one of the best fights of the part, complete with glorious asspulls and the two shitheads playing each other off so beautifully. Instead, Araki should have given something for Lisa Lisa to do and not just crash her against a throwaway villain right before the end to establish she can also fight, and for Caesar make him and boring ass Wham mutually kill each other in the mansion.
As underwhelming and monotone as it can be, without a major cast overhaul, I'd say Part 2 is as good as it could be right now.
Muh fire fist
He controls the spirit dumbass
Because for the most part jojo is a general on Yea Forums.
I think my biggest concern when it comes to Jojo is that a lot of people are only ever going to watch the animated adaptations. I think they’re great, especially in the voice acting, sound effects, and soundtrack departments, but the original art panels, transition sketches, and color editions really make for a consistently great reader experience.
>wandering around Morioh, no other players in the vicinity
>see a rainbow
>suddenly I'm a snail
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING HORSESHIT
>t. Hazamada
>mfw someone deflects my emerald splash
I share your concern, my dude, the anime is really not my cup of tea and I feel the dialogue heavy action is much better communicated through reading where you can make your own pace instead of being forced through a slow one. It has his problems sure, but I'll always defend Jojo for being a good ass manga.
Animefag here. My plan is to pick up the manga once part 5 ends and read 6 and everything else. Does this seem like a good idea?
I love this meme.
True and here is the proof the anime can never rival the majesty of these two panels
That depends on how much you're willing to wait for Part 6, if it happens at all. But even if not, why not start reading the manga from the beginning at your own pace, friend? Comparing to the anime and seeing how Araki's style developed is bound to be a treat for you.
I really think it is worth experiencing and the superior experience, plus now that you've seen the anime you already have a voice for everyone in your head.
Yeah, and I’d even advise people not to dive into the manga with part 5 so close to completion so you can just enjoy that for now and not be invested in two parts at once or risk speeding through to catch up. But after that I’d say you can start any time. There are also some spinoffs of some parts, and you might want to read those as you go through everything but they’re not required.
No it is not, filthy cross-boarder.
tfw part 7 anime will take so long to come out I will probably have children by then
>twitter is making better memes than Yea Forums
What went so wrong?
>die then you respawn.
>finds the guy who killed you.
>he has one of your hands and giving him a boner.
I don't know how you are that patient. I would just start part 5's manga at the doppio chapters and go from there.
I want the cowboy chapter to be released.
I couldn't get into the manga. Some of my favorite anime scenes were just executed awfully in the manga in a non memorable way. That's when I realized it wouldn't work.
It was a matter of time before this happened.
Echoes Act 3 was a mistake
When talking about their topic, boards are full of people very very opinionated about said topic, and discussions quickly devolve into shouting matches.
When talking about something adjacent to the topic, anons are not quite as opinionated, and the discussion comes between people who are at varying levels of knowledge and enthusiasm for the topic, so the discussion tends to be a little more relaxed.
Isn't that what most if not all stand users do? They literally stand there and summon their persona. It's basically like persona/pokemon, at least as far as i watch Jojo's it was. Joseph is the best Joestar anyway.
I would advise to just read the entire manga from part 1 onward. That'll give you something to do while waiting for the anime of part 5 to finish/part 6 to start. Plus you'll be better able to appreciate the original source material that way
didn't he beat up the shit out of people at his school on a regular basis as a child?
Well he did get his ass beat by a gay Priest after all.
how can anyone not like part two? the villain becomes immortal and has to be blasted into space via a volcanic eruption. it's perfect. only autists don't like part 2.
Yea Forums lost it's creativity once wojak was a thing.
I want to fucking puke.
I guess enjoy Jotaro and Dio fucking hovering in the air and Enya monologuing for a minute as she's lunging towards Jotaro and such other molasses-speed exciting moments caused by how poorly the dialogue heavy script translates to animation.
>You will never tackle a fucking vampire as a normal ass human in a burning mansion, all by ensuring your own death as well, but manage to walk away from it instead
Based reply.
>Minding my own business
>See the person playing as Doppio
>Suddenly the match ends and some guy named Diavolo is the winner
The fuck?
Two is my favorite season out of the first 3.
>draw bodybuilders in their 30s
>actually just a couple of teenagers
What did the asian man mean by this?
It was the best and had the best version of Jojo.
Also, hamon > stands.
>mfw the Dio I just killed comes back to life with a new stand ability
Bruno niggerraci
So how many more episodes of part 5 are probably left?
I bet a game where you have a Heaven’s Door style ability would be really cool if executed right. Something like a more limited in scope Scribblenauts.
That this is what the children watching should aspire to be
okay so in your opinion;
>what is the best stand?
>why and how would you use that stand?
for me it would have to be Sticky Finger purely because having a portable safe house and being able to go through walls seems really fucking useful
It's my favorite part for really owning up to JoJo's pulpy vibes, and you'd genuinely have to be a stiff to not enjoy it in any capacity.
Crazy Diamond
Tearing a girl's hymen then regenerating it while your dick's inside
Dunno why but I always get Castlevania vibes from Part 1 and 2
If it wasn't so damn unlucky and cursed I'd want Toth.
But as things stand, I want either Stone Free or the one you said, anything that let me slip through solid objects and could punch stuff.
You do know why, you dummy.
>Roll for a random stand
>Get Notorious Big
It's called Whitesnake for a reason.
>annasui
>interesting
>part 6
>good or remotely interesting
nooooooooooooope
>>literally his "fighting" is standing in one spot doing a gay supermodel pose as he forces some spirit that actually can fight to kick his opponent's ass
that "spirit" is actually a manifestation of his psychic power.
So, Jojo is basically pic
For me it's Pearl Jam, because being able to deal with any bodily problem and feel great by eating good food sounds amazing.
That's just what teenagers look like when they don't spend all their time on TV, smartphones and videogames.
>pucci
>cumming on a jojo
>not on dio
>pick carne
>kill myself
>watch in spectator mode as my stand kills everyone
>win by doing absolutely nothing
nice game jojobabs
>White snake
>Controlled by religious gay black man
What did Araki mean by this?
The Hand so I can just erase shit to buttfuck nowhere. Also it makes a really nice sound.
The hand. Just imagine how overpowered this stand would be if someone like kakyoin or dio had it.
ZA HANDO
Is it possible to have sex with your own stand?
WHY AFTER PART 3 99% OF STANDS HAVE THESE FUCKING EYES
Wasn't part 3 originally gonna be based on a modern day version of Dracula?
>hire KKK to break his brother and sister up
>they try to lynch his brother for being black and rape his sister for dating a black man
>somehow don't immediately lynch Enrico
Someone please explain King Crimson
Animefag here: I skipped part 6 because I want to watch the anime version, but I recently bought all of Pat 7 and 8. They’re an AU, so I didn’t lose anything
Of course its the strongest, if he was the enemy they would all analyze him to the end of the world.
>I dont understand how my stand works.
The Hand wipes away time from existence, so whatever he strikes at is vanished forever from time as if it never existed.
probably to make them look otherworldly
I like Weather Report a lot. Being able to always control the weather around you seems very useful and it’s good in a fight too.
Did you confuse The Hand with King Crimson
Enrico was actually white
stands are actually parasitic ayy lmaos.
I was going to post a picture someone on /xcg/ made of an Ethereal posing like Star Platinum behind an Avatar, however I can't seem to find it so you'll just have to use your imagination.
>KKK Rowling
Not stupid enough
Stands are your spirit in psychical form
*bassboosted fart*
What's gonna be better, part 6 animated or part 7?
6, 7 is going to be filled with ungodly CG horses
Remember how scared everyone was when they thought part 5 wouldn’t get animated cause part 4 did poorly?
Poor anasui
He was a hamon prodigy in the sense that he could train to use it and not everyone is able to do that. Compare to Joseph who just naturally could use Hamon without any training, and just needed training to become even stronger in order to be able to use Hamon against beings that resisted it.
He plots and plans, he's pretty smart in that regard, but the context is fighting. He's crap at hand-to-hand combat and the only times he wins a fight is when he has a gun. Prove me wrong.
Where's Johnny on Talent
>Jonathan is the only one on Team Talent regardless of universe
But, animated hotpants
Everyone forgets he's an actual convicted serial killer and sociopath
Jotaro is best because he has NERVES OF STEEL
>hand being eaten alive
>zombie baby stabbed his leg
>all his friends' souls were taken
>invincible vampire shatters his rib cage
>he stops his own heart
He is always ice cool and ready for counterattack
People also thought Part 4 wouldn't happen because Part 3 BD sales weren't as good as expected (especially considering it had quite a budget). JoJo gets by with merch and events just fine.
Does Jotardo ever actually lose his cool/get stressed out? I can only think of the fight with DIO and Pucci
He yelled at some girls for pissing him off once.
when Josuke broke his defence
Part 3 did poorly???
Yelling at girls does not count. The ladies always love it anyway.
That was more of a brief surprise but it's not like Josuke landed a hit. Jotaro immediately froze time and took out Josuke.
Best couple
I really really like Yellow Temperance.
You don‘t even need to feed it humans to strengthen it. Just go to your local petstore and get bugs and rodents to make it bigger. Unless you need to deactivate your stand you are pretty much untouchable.
At least the first season of it sold less than season 1, and it's the most popular part. I don't know how well Egypt Hen did, but I assume not much better. Part 3 had good numbers, but not good enough for the most iconic JoJo part.
It’s almost as if the series gets better as it goes along.
Probably because more people are watching the anime live.
Other way around, it really gets so much fucking worse. High point is Grateful Dead/Beach Boy, and after that it's such a fucking trainwreck, down to the ending. Diavolo is even more boring than Part 3 Dio, despite being a retread of him. Hell, so much in this part feels like a needless retread of part 3. And I was so dissappointed to see Giogio is even more pointless to the story than Jotaro was. Hell, what the fuck is even the point of Giogio. Bucelatti could be the main character instead and save for all the outlandish, inconsistent shit his wacky stand makes, there barely would be any difference. Why make him the son of Dio if it's not even relevant in the story the manga tries to cram down your throat to make you care. At least Jotaro didn't have that.
So glad it needlessly ruined Polnareff too, because of course it did. Why not.
White Album and Green Day were pretty good fights
Jotaro in 3 is boring but at least he has the excuse of being the first stand user. He gets a lot better in 4 and 6, honestly he's pretty great in 6 from what I remember, his relationship with his daughter is done really well.
Though I'm a huge part 6 fanboy so that might not mean much coming from me.
Ciocolatta/Green Day starts okay but it drags on for so long. That's my main gripe with Jojo fights starting part 4... why do they have to be 8 fucking chapters or more each? Part 4 alleviated this by not always having them "fight", but when it's as monotone as part 5 it really drags on. I don't like that.
And fuck Ciocolatta and the other guy pisses me off still, the fact they needed to out-page Steely Dan's legendary takedown on a fucking mook like Ciocolatta makes me so fucking mad. Reason enough for me to hate it.
Steely Dan himself was a mook, and not even a mass murderer like Ciocolatta
Why is Dio so angry? The Jotaros gave him a good life, and he just turned himself into a vampire and murdered everyone. What a douche.
Dio just wants a quiet life
He was a really troubled person.
He just seems rude.
But Jonathan came out like a brick shithouse, dude was like 7 feet tall and half as wide.
Dio is a complete shit. He gets lifted out of poverty, given the best life for nothing, and then immediately kills both his foster father and birth father. I can understand killing his birth father but why go further?
Then he HAS to steal Jojo's girlfriend and kill his DOG?
Tusk as a whole. Not sure how often I'd shoot nails at people, but the ability travel body parts through portals is awesome.
That's the thing, user, Steely Dan is a bigger mook than Cioccolata, but with all the shit he puts Jotaro through, the cowardly nature of his stand and how he kills Enya, that beatdown is earned. That's what elevates that fight and that moment. That's why it stands out.
Ciocalatta's thing is the exposition tells you he's a reeeeal bad dude, and even if Green Day makes that overblown fight arc kinda interesting,Giorno has absolutely no reason to take 7 pages beating him. They're both such nothings with powers atrached, and they waste so many more pages with it. I don't like it.
He was made when "being evil" was all the reason a main villain needed to exist,
Thoth is worthless, it just shows you something that you can't change that would have happened no matter what. It's even more worthless considering King Crimson sees the future too but can actually change it.
You are totally gay if you don´t want to suck Jotaro´s dick.
But I want to stare at the wacky pictures, I want to see how ugly my friends and family would be depicted in it.
Not even joking.
Probably 6, even if 7's the better part. I'm more interested in seeing JJL adapted than either of them, it seems well suited to it.
Hol Horse and Mariah were the best Part 3 villains, prove me wrong.
>Ciocalatta's thing is the exposition tells you he's a reeeeal bad dude
He pretty much wiped out an entire town just to try to kill the team.
He was raised by an abusive drunkard father who drove one of the few people Dio truly loved into an early grave (His mother). He was also poor his entire childhood so, naturally he'd hate the rich (the Joestars). I'm not saying that Dio wasn't pure evil, he definitely was, but he did have things that happened to him that made him the way he was. There are some good character analysis videos on him.
I still can't believe we haven't had a part with JoJo twins who either share or complement each others stand
Nope, they're alien viruses.
doesnt the origin of stands change with each changed universe?
I can't.
Man, that fact is so riveting and memorable, it almost manages to not be power hyping exposition, on the level of Nappa blowing up a town.
Can't argue with big brown tiddies
Someone finally gets it.
That's the most chad fighting style you could have possibly described
>hear distant "daisan no bakudan"
>shit boi I die
>respawn
>shit boi I die
>respawn
>shit boi I die
>respawn
>shit boi I die
He’s a product of his environment.
>get hit by GER
>immediately die in every subsequent fight
>match keeps getting extended until either kira wins or someone makes him cancel bites the dust
No he doesn't. Don't you remember the very first scene where he's in jail? It's not like a second body.
Polnareff finishing off Vanilla Ice is still one of best ways a fight in JoJo has ended. 8 Parts, 30 years, and yet a neck snap followed by pushing a vampire into sunlight has so much impact.
Is this supposed to look good? Specially with the shitty blood spatters at the end?
He didn't know he had a stand, and Star Platinum was acting out of self preservation.
After that he has perfect control over it
>Literally beat the fuck out of Alessi when he was turned into a child and didn't have access to Star Platinum
Stupid nigger.
Jotaro could actually fight, he didn't use a gun to do the killing for him as he stood there spewing edgy catchphrases.
Didnt you see the episode where his body gets like 9 years younger and still beats the f out of a buff adult without his stand?
i'm pretty sure he frequently punches people the old fashioned way.
>Go to hell
is the lady on the far right supposed to be Midler?
>fighting some fags, same old shit
>suddenly some nig comes and shouts some random bullshit and his stand changes
>game is over less than a second afterwards
Lagswitch bro
>I just fed Yellow Temperance some dumbass who thought he could attack me with a fire chicken.
>I just barely hear: za warudo
>Suddenly am donut
>The combined faces of myself and my opponent when I have King Crimson, he has The World and nobody in the lobby has a clue what's going on
>The only way to defeat this stand...
>IS TO BURN IT!
I wanna be part of Alternate Universe where Hol Horse joined the main cast of SC. Just kill off Kakyoin, we don’t need him.
this except Kakyoin is a girl and fucks Jotaro at the end
Mods what the fuck are you doing
>I'm camping waiting for my stand the sun to slowly DOT everyone to death
>I'm reading some comics to pass the time
>Wait a minute, where the fuck is spiderman?
>suddenly get hanged from a thread and have the shit beaten out of me
fucking bohemian fags
Jotaro beat the shit out of Alessi as a child after he got caught in Set's shadow.
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How the fuck did Notorious BIG's user get into the elite stand mafia squad anyway? Even if they'd some why listen to his request i doubt anyone would believe him, let alone let him join and do jack shit until part 5, because that'd sound like THAT KID tier shit
>oh my stand can't do anything now so i can't show you BUT if someone kills me it will kill everyone and is invincible and strong
You get a glimpse of his stand in a humanoid form before he dies, I think it could have done something different before he got shot dead.
ocean man was knocking heads before he even realized he had star platinum
not op, but
>punching your teenage uncle cause he spooked you
>calm
>That one update that fucked notorious big so he could infinitely active off the same player respawning
>the same update that bugged the emperor and sex pistols having same stats
>the exploit that gave World users "Made in Heaven The World"
>all those Beach Boy nerfs
>all those Moody blues buffs
>THE FUCKING STICKY FINGERS COOLDOWN AND RANGE BUFF
>"hey you know what's even more broken?"
>"Huh?"
>"LET'S GIVE KING CRIMSON EVEN MORE PHYSICAL DAMAGE"
>"WHILE WE'RE AT IT WHY DON'T WE MAKE HIGHWAY STAR'S RANGE INFINITE?"
This is the worst. most brainlet thread I've ever experienced in 13 years on Yea Forums.
Please never visit Yea Forums you absolute fucking retards.
;_;
Crazy Diamond so I can help people
This
You're on Yea Forums dude
It was a wake up punch since josuke went crazy.
>not with dio
dumb nigger
Why does Koichi get all the girls?
He has a unique style
What are you talking about, he's explicitly stated to be a pretty good fighter given that he could take on multiple guys in a fight before he even got his stand
He beats Alessi as a 10 year old or something
Fuck, you reminded me I have to finish watching Part 4. Left off on the Bites the Dust episode before I got sidetracked by something else.
>and they consider him to be their senpai
You don't choose who your senpai are. Regardless of respect, the underclassmen will always see him as a senpai.
King Crimson
I like the world but king crimson is ultimately more versatile and doesn't have the whole time paused being related to physical strength hangup (which never really made sense, as stands are meant to be based on mental ability, but oh well that's araki for ya). I would mostly just use it for theft, or to get away with messing with people.
lurk moar
continue you fuck
Yes that's why I'm telling you fucking retards to never visit Yea Forums as this thread is an absolute abomination.
Joseph did more actual training than Jonathan
>and he even appeared in Part 5
and Jotaro appeared in Part 4, Part 5 and Part 6.
What's your point?
Too lazy just google it
hes right you know
Can you faggots stop pushing this “polnareff is the job to of part 3” meme? It’s Kakyoin retards
because its literally oh so wacky random xd with an obnoxious protag and the least interesting villains+jobros
Caeasar was a tryhard and Lisa Lisa was only good for the "im actually peeping on my own mom XD" joke that was never funny in any variation or media.
Wammuu was cool, I will not deny that, but Esidisi and Kars were both complete bores. Did I mention constant asspulls? Because there were. And before you bring up "muh jotaro asspull" yeah he isnt exactly the best Jojo either but at least he had Dio and Polnareff to carry Part 3 for him
Still better than Naruto
>On Top 5, match about to end
>Get careless and have someone sneak up behind and backpunch me in a single hit
>FUCK, was so close to winning
>Whatever, I'll just go for another round, this time I'll win for sure
>Round starts
>Wait, something's wrong
>Body starts spinning and twisting, losing HP like crazy
>Die as soon as the match begins
FUCKING TUSK BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT
chase was a good OP
fuck you all
uh no
Fighting gold is my favorite op
I don't understand how can people claim that 7 is the best part.
Tusk is the worst protag stand
Spin is a retarded Hamon
D4C is a bigger asspull than entirety of Stone Ocean
etc.
It's Dark Souls 2 of Jojo.
For one, Joseph openly cheated, played dead, tricked and was underhanded as fuck while opening aknowledging he ran a full Luck build on his character sheet.
It also made his character development a lot more palpable.
came here to post this
It was, it just made 0 narrative sense given the point the story was at.
Would've made much more sense if it was swapped with breakdown
Echoes, the ability to switch acts seems a lot more versatile then shown by Koichi
Soft and wet. It’s just really versatile and overpowered without the nerf
STAND UP
Koichi and Okayasu both seem to forget how useful their stands can be.
I honestly thought Act 3 could do a lot more than Three Freeze for a while
>Roll for random stand
>get Deep Blue Moon
>map is the Collesium
>map has no water
>mfw
Why would he need to fight when his soul can jump out of his body to punch people faster and harder than any human ever could?