I heard i can get SSS with Dante in DMC V if i sit properly

I heard i can get SSS with Dante in DMC V if i sit properly.

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I heard you can get it if you blow your fucking brains out, so give that a try.

Gosh I wish that were me

Hajime just keeps winning

BRAAAAAAAP

shoulda made this a gamer pose thread to be honest

how can I convince my gf to sit on my face

God I wish that were me

If she refuses she's a bad GF.

I've always wondered how that feels for the girl.

>a danganshitter playing real games
doubt

I like it when girls touch my hand by accident

This

what's the logical reason behind facesitting being so fucking arousing? I want to know

Imagine the smell.

This. I hate the idea of anal, anything to do with that opening, and everything that can possibly come out of it. But the idea of getting my face smothered by ass/pussy is incredibly arousing.

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Just ask her to your autist, it's not a big deal.

Being dominated, smelling her pussy (which should smell good if she's not STD ridden).

Domination or humiliation which cycles into being arousing.

Personally I find the idea that I could pleasure this girl with only my tongue while the rest of my body is helpless to be super hot.

I mean, I do have a thing for mouth stuff, I suppose I wouldn't exactly mind it.

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>Asking a girl to do anything
>Not giving her direct orders

What are you, a faggot? Its like you want me to fuck your girl.

>The illusion of domination, her thinking she's in control when she's actually very vulnerable and at your mercy cycles into being arousing.
>Personally I find the idea that I could rip her genitals off with my teeth, and that she's at my mercy but instead I choose to reward her with pleasure, very enjoyable.

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The thought that she smells good, and the fact that you'd probably be so horny during it that all you want to do is just sit there doing whatever you could to make her feel good too.

>animeposter
you have never seen a vagina

I have a dominant woman fetish
I lift so they can't actually dominate me if I don't want them to, but man I wish they could even if I didn't want them to

>Post an anime image.
>OOOOH YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU SAW A VAGINA.
Who thinks like that?

The illusion of femdom strikes again

He's right tho, your autistic post made no sense.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE SOME PEOPLE JUST LIKE THE SMELL OF ASS

Made sense how, exactly? Have you never realized that when a girl has your genitals in your mouth she could just as easily bite them off as pleasure them? Same thing goes for the reverse scenario. Some people might get off on that idea.

no because that's dumb

Why are people so obsessed with ass? The pussy is what I like, when did ass become the norm? How does ass sweat and poop particles arouse you that much?

Because there is nothing more personal and intimate than the aroma of an ass

>Ctrl F "DMC"
>this thread

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Her shitting in your mouth would be more personal.

Yes that too, but you gotta build up to that

anal is gross. I agree. However face sitting does not need to involve that. You can have the pussy on the face instead. I personally blame porn for making people obsessed with anal.

The image clearly show OP's intention though in his thread. You can still turn it into one.

pussy does not fucking smell good

>not pressing f3

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>tfw redheaded ex with a fat ass used to bounce on my face all the time
AAAAAAHHHHHH

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i can't reach that far

I agree, the anal trend seems to come straight from porn addicted zoomers.

is that a screaming koffing in the background?

based

you're never getting laid bro

>man discovers his favorite pokemon was in smogon OU all along

As long as you're an expert on sexual intercourse, I guess not, too bad too, never even said, I was in to that.

It doesnt smell "good" but it smells arousing

>being in OU is bad
Imagine not having Mega Mawile as your favourite digimon