Let's settle this once and for all
Let's settle this once and for all
Henry Perez
Hudson Gomez
miranda
/thread
Jose Reed
something seems wrong with her face.
Sebastian Cox
whos
Brody Ramirez
yeah she looks like shit in OP's picture but think of her ass
Bentley Hill
Tali because she's the only one that's not held back by Biowares garbage face sculpting.
Luke Wilson
i think I figured it out. Look at the faces of the other characters, they have more vertical aspect on them, whereas Mirandas is more rounded up.
Jaxson Turner
I'll never forgive Bioware for not letting me fug EDI.
Carson Nguyen
So you're saying she has a fat face?
Dylan Barnes
FPBP
Lucas Baker
>wife tier
Ashley
>high tier
Tali, Samara, Miranda
>okay tier
Jack, Aria, EDI
>Mary Sue tier
Liara
Gabriel Martin
>that bit in Citadel where you can tell Jack and Means to just make out already and Kasumi offers to film it
And then it was time for a fap break as I imagined the party descending into an orgy
Jacob Martin
who the fuck is ashley?
James Flores
Come on, man
Joshua Ross
What I am saying is that Mirandas face is more equal in both vertical and horizontal level, making her face look more masculine than the others. Even Talis facemask has that vertical aspect going on.
Blake Adams
>none of these faggots ITT wanted to fuck garrus
How utterly disgusting.
Henry Butler
camel toe
Ayden Hill
Tali is ok, but she is also allergic to sex. Going out with an Admiral seems like it would suck too, she'd constantly be dealing with Flotilla shit.
Miranda is pretty good, aside from being sterile.
Choosing any Asari is de facto cucked but those three in particular are all especially ball-busting psychopaths, Shiala should have been romanceable.
Ash was ruined by ME3.
EDI is an unfunny soulless fuckbot.
Jack was redeemed by ME3.
Landon Cook
best
Samara close second
Grayson Baker
Face>Abs>Ass>>>>>>>Tits
Miranda is factually shit.
Gavin Smith
But if I have to really then Kasumi. At least she has a personality.
Oliver Kelly
>Ass>>>>>>>Tits
agreed
>Face>>Ass
agreed
however miranda's excellent ass and tits make up for her below average face so although i agree with your premises i disagree with your conclusion
Benjamin Ortiz
>/threads his own post
Mason Clark
>bucktoothed terrorist apologist whose "sole flaw" is being too perfect for her own good
Nicholas Gutierrez
All this talk about Miri's ass and not a single pic?
Ethan Lee
My wife.
Landon Thomas
Boys, we got a sick one over here
Leo Bell
Back off Bailey. I'll kill you!
Luke Peterson
Ash and Tali are the only ones who matter
Owen Miller
ive never played this game but ive cum to tali at least 25 times
something about unrevealed faces man
Jonathan Johnson
>high tier
>Tali
More like High off a cliff tier
David Morgan
Charles Gutierrez
HEY-OH!
Adrian Barnes
The only answer is Miranda and Jack, trying to drain your balls dry, as they bring their rivalry into bed.
Kevin Lee
>wife tier
patrician choice
Luke Green
Logan Hall
Jose Sullivan
>trusting the snake who purposefully sabotaged the station at the beginning and murdered the entire crew just as a test and a way to silence the truth
John Clark
The fuck you on about?
Caleb Peterson
Have you seen her ass?
Michael Anderson
This one, with the fan created alien physique and not the badly photoshopped deviantart stock photo model
Tyler Harris
>brainlet
WAKE UP
Benjamin Jackson
This user gets it.
David Thompson
You need to make more airholes in your tinfoil hat
Jordan Flores
SHEPARD IS BUT A CLONE
YOU ARE STILL INSIDE THE REAPER'S DREAM
HUMANITY IS ENSLAVED
YOU MUST WAKE UP
Jordan Martin
>purple zombie with rash
and this one doesn't
Joshua Ortiz
This
Nathan Kelly
>zombie with rash
You have very poor taste in skin accessorization. Just imagine tracing your finger across all her little hexagons, making her squirm with ticklishness as you explore the results of a life in a suit and its history written on her flesh.
Jordan Thompson
just imagine sloughs of dead flesh, scales, pus, and blood oozing from that dry, clearly disease-riddled skin at the slightest caress.
Zachary Harris
The things this place does to you...
Tyler Harris
No.
Checkmate.
Luis Smith
It's a species that pollinates plantlife on a desert planet that never had insects. Your limited imagination is causing you to project human qualities on humanoid aliens.
Josiah Evans
>limited imagination
>literally a purple human with a bad skin condition
>is only purple because retards - including Mr. ME3 Stockart - assumed that Tali's purple mask must also mean that she's physically fucking purple despite plenty of Quarians having different color masks
>limited imagination
Hunter James
Miranda's face looks like ass.
But her ass looks great.
Does that mean her face looks great?
James Richardson
>Implying a given Quarian's mask isn't likely an outward reflection of their skin color as a means of personifying themselves as much as possible in spite of their suit limited life.
Brayden Nelson
An entire galaxy full of women and you pick the human...
and ONLY a human?
You're as creative as cardboard.
Evan Morgan
Jack is fucking disgusting.
Cooper Torres
She's great, isn't she
Lincoln Nelson
wtf is that
Gavin Stewart
>the best of humanity
Carter Foster
You think I'm actually defending the ME3 depiction?
Leo Johnson
David Carter
>Patrician taste
Lirara Jack
>Chad taste
Tali, Samara
>Bad taste
Edi, Aria
>shit taste or why would you fuck humans in space
Miranda Ashley
Isaiah Nguyen
That model is literally the fucking ME3 depiction with shorter hair and gross looking skin.
>wow, this exact garbage interpretation, but now scaly!
>muh expansive imagination
There are plenty of better Quarian fan designs - almost all stupidly purple, but everyone has clearly fallen in love with mask tint = skin tone.
Daniel Davis
Luis Ward
all of them are shit and gross
can't even fap to SFM porn of them
Ian Thomas
Quarian chemical physiology is completely different from humans. Why would they even have stuff like melanin to generate hair pigmentation? ie. even if they did have hair they wouldn't have dark hair. And speaking of purple, the color violet is one of the closest visible colors to ultraviolet. Quarians could have a different pigmentation chemical that is meant to reflect ultraviolet rather than absorb it in a process that produces melanin, and because evolution is not exact, the chemical is something that reflects a range of radiation close to ultraviolet. Which makes their skin purple. Because it absorbs red and green but reflects purple and ultraviolet.
Adam Price
Elizabeth from BioShlock is much better than all of them combined
Ethan Lee
Thanks for the input