Why are multiplayer games so slow now?

Why are multiplayer games so slow now?
>BRs loot for 20 minutes just to have 30 seconds of action
>MOBAS farm for 30 minutes just for 2 or 3 game deciding teamfights
>card games
>smash bros is just a projectile camping snoozefest

what happened to fast paced action?

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>ywn experience tf2 melee or sc2 at its peak ever again

I miss it too op

It died in 1999 when Counter-Strike came out, where you spend half the wave dead, a quarter of it walking somewhere, and a sixth of it camping or buying
I'm sure that remaining twelvth of a game is exciting as fuck but it sure ain't worth it.

All women are whores.

I want to see Anzu poop

ARAM mode is pretty fun in mobas. 100% action 100% of the time. Same for super-accelerated modes like URF in league.

Cooldowns and the introduction of ranged skills and attacks tends to slow down games drastically either way, especially if those games also try to include melee playstyles alongside.

I still have games that end in less than three minutes, what are you on about?

There's always real fighting games, if you want socks up your cock fast play mahvel.

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>the only fun way to play mobas is if you mod the fuck out of it

I want to FUCK Anzu!

how are they "mods"? they're literally official game modes. they're just not the mode chosen to be used for "competitive" play.

>tfw we're not calling her roach anymore

Wtf Yea Forumsros why don't we hate her anymore

turkroach is a generic slur against turkish people. it was never her specifically being called a roach.

Whatever happened to this bitch? Did she go so fucking older that makeup doesn't work anymore?

Bring back halo 2. The perfect balance of fast paced action and strategic movement over great distances

I'd Anzu her Jaamu, if ya know what I mean.

She cute, and a genetic female. That buys you a lot.

Just play Arena mode in SMITE. It's a ticket based 5v5 tdm. People go there to play the worst characters and to use the "funnest" builds.

What does Anzu look like today? She must have grown up by now

Haha the girl is doing the meme face.
Haha she looks like a cardboard cutout of every Yea Forums-tier waifu ever, so cute! ryan_gosling.jpg AAAAAAAHHHH xD

shur the FUCK up retard

have sex