What line would you guys use?

What line would you guys use?

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>(bring oil)
every fucking time.

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*do not do this*

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After 4 years I still crack up at some of the lines, my god.

>"My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle"

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>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus!
Fucking brilliant.

I have a hard time believing this dude was serious, but I really hope he got better at life these last few years.

I wonder what this guy would say with G&W's new F-Air

>gf material

oh no

>only one chair... maybe you can sit on my face

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>Only one chair... maybe you can sit on my face

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For some reason it is the Mood: Tense quotes that crack me up the most. I always imagine some one with a very monotone voice saying and repeating them for every single attack.

very fast attack

Manholes are usually on public roads

Another strong move.

>bell taunt
>*do not do this*

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>haha i'd rape you!

>that will kill some sealife
im using this

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>would you like to play with MY ding a ling?

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>Do not do this

Even the greatest of autists respect the mind breaking power of the bell.

>Maybe you could put your box up in the air haha

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based haha poster

Chairmind

>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus

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>haha I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus!

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based samefag

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Holy shit. Unironically based, actually

based inspect element user samefag

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NONONONONONONONONO YOU GOT ME

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WHICH ONE DO I TRUST?

***AHEM***

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>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus

10/10 pickup line

>samefagging this much to keep this cringe thread alive

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>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle