Why can't she be real?

Why can't she be real?

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Attention Boner Culture
Sony is trying to censor Senran Kagura and Asuka needs your help to stop them.
To do this, she needs your credit card number, the numbers on the back, and the expiration date.
You better hurry or else the SJWs will win.

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wtf? beverly hills? only homosexuals live ther

>50 bucks for 2 pinball tables

If she were real, she'd ignore you like the rest of the girls

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>OP ban evading

Asuka is fatter than that.

>tfw no Ikaruga wife

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Why would you ruin Asuka by making her a disgusting 3DPD?

Just Yomi

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Because Haruka is better

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Fuck your spoiler and fuck Final Doom for starting the changunner snipers in your mapset meme

I like that the Haruka cosplayer is almost as fat as Haruka herself.

she's real, you've met her, she just goes by a different name. She's dating a man much higher on the sexual marketplace totem than you are

I like fat anime tits just as much as the next guy but theres something about Senran Kagura's artstyle that just doesn't do it for me and I can't put my finger on why

Fun fact:
Asuka is in Super Smash Bros.
She's disguised as your favorite character.

Its the new artstyle where they all have chipmonk teeth.

I found you faker

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She's a big girl

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Congratulations, you got censored. Whats the next step of your master plan?

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Because real girls aren't as perfect as my wife Asuka.

4U

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crashing this game...
with SNOY censorship

I love Mirai!

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For me, it's Ikaruga

>Have a plethora of breedable women to choose from.
>Choose the one that looks like a little boy.
Fucking pedos I swear.

If they brought over the bundle of Reflexions with Peach Ball, it would be more worthwhile. Not by much, but it would help.

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>the one who rarely if ever expresses emotion is the only one with a normal, reasonably cute smile
What did they mean with this?

You have to take Yagyuu somewhere for a date! Where do you take her?

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How much of a disaster is the next game going to be?

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She would never agree to the date in the first place because she's a dyke. Unless I was a cute girl and then I would go for the classic dinner and movie.

Before judging anything I at least want to see it actually being a game and not just an animated teaser and a model sample.

B I T C H

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Not vidya

>fifty dollars for shovelware
Major oof.

>This video game series isn't video gamey enough!
Yeah, fuck off thread police.

t. fagget

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No one itt discusses videogames

*No one in this board discusses videogames.

touché

Same user who gets bullied out of DOA threads for trying to turn them into christie waifu threads.
Bitterness is such a sad drug.