Hey Yea Forums, it's Sunday night. Time to play some video games! Instead of Team Fortress 2, we're going to try something different: highly unstable modded Left 4 Dead 2. You DO have L4D2, right? Server capacity is raised to 32 slots. We're going to start on Campaign mode, the maybe switch to Versus if everything goes well.
IP: vidya.memesystem.party:30005 You will need to connect via the console. There's no password since L4D2 is a hunk of shit that doesn't support it.
You get a random character upon connecting, we can't do lobby or else it breaks. Also no mods work but you'll still be able to connect, literally 6 years after the game came out, valve fucking patched the ability to use mods in versus for no reason. I wish I was kidding
Christian Perry
No commands. This is as vanilla as it gets minus unlocked slots and some bugfixes.
Angel Howard
Joining so I can be a ONE MAN CHEESE BURGER APOCALYPSE
Kayden Allen
>no password oh well, atleast the 10 dollar amount fends off anyone without direct access to their mommies credit card
Robert Sanchez
7 people in a server that can support 32! On fucking expert mode, come play fags
Joshua Flores
Oh shit I m cummin
David Martin
>expert mode >WITH FRIENDLY FIRE based and nickpilled
I'm noticing the same people every van. Isn't that kind of weird?
Jace Reed
I've been considering remaking Mandrill, anyone wanna hear my idea? Keep in mind I'm an ideaguy and have 0 experience in Hammer
Jace Edwards
I've noticed new people this van its probably because everyones too busy shitposting to give a fuck about the vans, it's always been a pretty tight community with the vans
Connor Morgan
Theres only like 2,000 unique Ips on Yea Forums in general so not really.
Xavier Rodriguez
I tried to join in on this but my game kept crashing.
Parker Bell
Give me your idea and I'll make it
Lucas Hughes
>that one faggot who gunned down everyone in the elevator
MANDRILL IN LEFT 4 DEAD BUT ITS ONE LOOOOOOOOOONG MAZE WITH ONLY 1 SAFE ROOM ON THE OTHERSIDE THE FINALE IS A NON STOP BARRAGE OF TANKS AND ZOMBIES TO GET TO THE BEGINNING AGAIN
Cameron Phillips
Hope that the server gets fixed, this was pretty fun
Ok, here goes. >First off, it's an actual maze. It's symmetrical so neither side are at a disadvantage >BLU spawn in the west, RED spawn in the east >No more invisible walls above the walls, except around the map's boundaries >In the middle is a wide open area with junk in it, and in the center is Todd Howard's face on the ground >The gamemode is Player Destruction, and every player drops a copy of Skyrim, which serves as the thing you need to give to Todd >Every minute or so the Todd image will change, indicating that you can now deposit Skyrim copies into it. This lasts until it changes back, like in normal PD gameplay
Mason Morales
meant for
Colton Phillips
>molotov fag tries to kill us at the last second HAHA GET FUCKED MOLOTOV FAG
Lincoln Brown
>lv99 bill
He must really love his left 4 dead to be that strong
Rad, I'll be on as soon as I have my new playlist set up and get my good ol motion controls working with it, I've had this game sitting in my library for months and never had someone to play it with
did we crash? "connect vidya.memesystem.party:30005"
Colton Fisher
But where do I put this information in?
Eli Mitchell
Jesus, this really shows how unstable fucking l4d2 is. Christ, we've had like 5 server crashes in the past 3 hours
Angel Adams
>throw molotov >get 3 people >absolute madman throws another one inside the cart
Christian Gonzalez
the console dummy
Nathan Jenkins
>implying it isn't the shit server
Kayden Allen
I dont know what it is honestly, I used to host L4D2 servers and L4D2 is a pretty unstable game. 32 players unironically pushes it past it's fucking limits.
because there's 30 fucking people connected, when the game is designed to handle 4.
Joshua Edwards
jesus fuck fix your server dude
Logan Nguyen
1. L4D2 is a shit game that can barely handle 8 players on versus mode 2. L4D2 is shit and doesnt support shit 3. literally all of this is played with mods that make an already unstable game even more unstable atleast its fun
I dunno user im having fun, and my sides hurt from laughing the moment someone molotovs us
Samuel Sullivan
What are the best gameplay enhancing mods? I mostly play solo.
Josiah Lee
Dolphins. If I recall correctly, the female secretes some kind of chemical into your cock and it makes you cum for as long as you're connected.
Hudson Jenkins
the anime mods where you can look up their skirt
Caleb Lopez
nah shut up dude we're having fun, it's okay to take a break one in awhile
Aiden Scott
Is it dead?
Logan Russell
>tfw having to literally FIGHT the game to stay on death toll when it keeps crashing the server Truly this is an uphill battle.
Julian Cooper
left 2 crash
Austin Williams
does it eventually load?
James Watson
What’s the next map?
Isaiah Walker
TF2 is up for 2 days, i'm honestly fine with TF2 for 2 days and then Left 4 Dead to close out the weekend. NOW IF ONLY IT'D STOP FUCKING CRASHING but i suppose thats apart of the charm.
>shitting up l4d2 thread with TF2 Fuck off make your own thread faggot
Benjamin Sullivan
>downloading custom tails a-user?
Easton King
Is there still people playan?
Hunter Miller
I don't know about you bros, but even with the aggressive crashing. Im having fun, I hope this gets either fixed, or made more stable (somehow) and we keep doing l4d sundays. TF2 is literally hosted for 5+ hours on 2 days, while L4D2 should only stay 1 day. Don't overshadow TF2, but allow a different experience.
Noah Cooper
loading screen broke
Blake Morris
post the dumbest mods
Kayden James
65% downloaded, just 5 more minutes damn it, why'd I have to uninstall last week to get precious disk space
Daniel Turner
no, it's dead, join this instead
Ryan Edwards
I'm on the server and its glitching the fuck out. Guess i'll go back to l4d2
Eli Ward
Server's trying to stay up with all it's retard-strength.
Jordan Nelson
Idk bro not very fun playing for 2 mins then crashing
Isaac Cruz
actually dead
Daniel Price
It's likely asking a lot but what if the Sunday game rotated between TF2, L4D2, Synergy, Sven coop and Fortnite
Jacob White
I'm having fun but every week would be kinda repetitive, maybe sunday could be like variety day. Does the van ever do tfc? Or svencoop could be fun too.
Carter Garcia
Dont listen to this fag Hes trying to split the van for no reason, despite us having 10+ HOURS OF TF2 A FUCKING WEEKEND. Just be weary of horrid crashing 24/7, since we have 32 people on a game meant for 4
Robert Nelson
>tfw you've been killing isolated people for like the past 2 hours and only now is anyone starting to notice
imagine if we did 32 player risk of rain 2 haha thats a thing right?
Isaiah Scott
No we aren't. I joined the server and no one is on it. Stop lying fag
Lucas Harris
i'd unironically be down for a variety day. Just tell us what Van you want to do, and we won't host TF2 that sunday. As long as the server works, i'd be down to give leeway for variety games like Synergy, Sven Coop, Obsidian Conflict, HL2:DM, Half-life multiplayer, ect.
Brandon Brown
16 players is the highest it goes and you can play through smartsteam online if everyone pirates it so they don;'t have to spend $20 on early access bs Quake 3 Arena? Everyone can pirate it and join a P2P server.
Elijah Lewis
32 player ROR is confirmed to be the cap with the mod, however nobody knows how it works as people can barely get 16.
Eli Torres
Based and redpilled
Noah Cooper
Why not just Quake Live and skip the piracy? Accessibility is important to keeping vans alive
Because the game is dead and is still $15 on steam. So is 3 but you can pirate it and still join lobbies.
Julian Murphy
If all else fails and it keeps crashing maybe start an Arma 2/3 server in a few hours, get some nice IT AIN'T ME co-op against DomiA AI chaos going? First want in on this though, never played L4D with Yea Forums before, just minecraft.
William Roberts
Pictured: Us trying to get through a campaign without the server crashing, circa 2019. Greyscaled
the key to vans being successful, is keeping them as nice and as easy as possible. We need games people SHOULD have, shit like Gmod, Half-Life 2, L4D2, TF2, ect. Where if you don't have it you must've lived under a rock. Or a game that if its expensive can easily be pirated
Aiden Sullivan
Zandronum party van when?
Nicholas Bailey
wheres the molotov
Luke Nelson
>minigun pointed towards everyone not in the house I have been born for this 1 moment
32 MAN H-DOOM LET'S FUCKING DO IT WHOEVER FUCKS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DEMONS LOSES
Jaxon Torres
I thought mods still worked in private servers
Landon Collins
Arma 2 has cost about 2$ in sales for about 8 years now and everyone should have it because literally everyone played DayZ mod back in the day because that was the only time DayZ was fun (not that I've tried the standalone much since all servers seem to suck). If you don't have Arma 2 you have been living under a rock.
Anyway trying to launch L4D2 but for some reason it keeps switching back and forth between game and desktop every few seconds. Does it not like 3840x2160 or something? Used to work fine.
Luke Lewis
Restart file explorer task in the task manager
Brandon Wilson
>Supports up to 64 players fucking based bros do it chug
Cooper Torres
Need to kick some AFKers. Tells me the survivors team is full but it's not really letting me be a zombie.
Nicholas Barnes
Thanks trying it now.
Adrian Davis
>Turning my van into a cuckfest
fucks wrong with you people
Adrian Peterson
at least it wont crash haha
Ryder Nguyen
based louis turret gunning down slows, and revivers alike
No dice, going to upgrade geforce drivers. Seems more people reporting this on win10 being thrown back to desktop and back to game and back to desktop and on and on. Fucking MS, man.
Juan Sullivan
REMINDER: GUN DOWN MSAF JONES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR HE'LL KILL YOU ON SIGHT
Brandon Thompson
i have l4d2 but i never played it. is it easy to get into
Daniel Miller
this is getting boring now. new game when?
Bentley Fisher
Based Jones doing God's work culling the retards, teamkillers and niggers.
Josiah Carter
nah that guy is fine. he only kills the degenerates
Ryan Taylor
>teamkillers but he is a teamkiller
Camden Hill
It's a rush man, especially for new players. Just point and shoot the zombies and stick together, if you don't know where to go just don't stray from the survivors group. Use common sense, shotgun a best but use whatever you have.
Zachary Ross
He's a teamkiller teamkilling the teamkillers.
David Campbell
Reminder to get in here
Lucas Jenkins
the best way to team kill as many people as possible is just act like a serial killer, kill someone thats alone, kill when you'll be excused, then when theres only a handful left strike swiftly and savagely and you'll be the last man standing
Samuel Stewart
>literally dont do anything >dont even talk in mic or text chat >walk away from the tank because its a fucking tank >faggot kills me when trying to juke it Yeah, the paragon of the server alright.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Got it working by updating drivers, wtf my drivers were recent, like 2 months tops. Sucks that Geforce Experience is mandatory now but I'll find some way to remove it later, already disabled Nvidia Telemetry service. Anyway finally, hope it's not full yet.
Andrew Long
edgy
Austin Butler
GAS THE SLOWNIGGERS ZOEYWAR NOW
Matthew Hernandez
>game gives me a choice to join infected >game mode is campaing and can't join the survivos i have shit luck today
i tried, the cancel button doesn't work for some reason
Jackson Morris
reconnect
Jose Wilson
>tfw MSAF Service Jones is so based and redpilled that he doesnt even fucking kill the person who throws the molotov Instead, he kills a random zoey who was trying to get into the safe room. Thanks for being fucking useless jones
Xavier Sanchez
Amos Moses is now on the list
Justin Bell
>tfw faggots team killing eachother >tfw faggots team killing eachother for some righteous purpose of pretending like they are helping when in reality they are hindering Nice job faggots, I love getting killed in the middle of some faggots crusade to TK TKers.
Easton Lopez
OH LOUIS
Carter Nguyen
>you can play through smartsteam online if everyone pirates it Do you have a guide for it?
Asher Howard
stop team killing, it's not fun.
Grayson Adams
t. Adamam
Connor Wood
Hey admin can you unironically kick service jones? This is the 10th fucking time hes killed me in a row beacuse of his faggy quest to kill TKers. It's not fun anymore, it's even less fun when you get caught in the crossfire of some faggot and die and have to sit out the ENTIRE FUCKING ROUND
Adrian Lee
lmao he is the admin you fucking retard
Juan Lee
>admin is a TKing faggot who thinks hes doing good Wew, I wish we had TF2 van today instead. At least that admin can fucking contain himself.
Grayson Hall
>be a retard, a teamkiller, or a nigger >Get killed Serves you right.
Ayden Gonzalez
>being retarded or a nigger is juking the tank to try and kill it Fucking autistic, I LOVE getting killed for having done nothing, that sure is fun!
Christian Williams
He's not the admin. I'm just not kicking anyone for teamkilling. Sure, Jones is being a fag, but I recommend you just kill him first.
Caleb Sullivan
I might as well ask here, Last time I played L4D2 I had no option to ENABLE Dev Comm it only had disable as an option which was obv selected by default, what do?
Aaron Ortiz
yea, okay retard/teamkiller/nigger, you're getting exactly what you deserve.
Ethan Evans
bump
John Torres
>people are STILL tking at round start Jones I can understand, hes a faggot. But the rest of ya'll need to chill out god damn.
Jonathan Peterson
And im gone, it was fun. But teamkillers made it unfun. Jones, Serbia, Wex, Marky, and several unknown molotov niggers were the icing on the cake. Hopefully FF is off next week, cause this shit is terrible. >inb4 MUH ONLY KILL TEAM KILLERS I literally killed nobody and im still getting teamkilled, what a fucking great adventure you guys are on to purge the server but your still doing an awful fucking job
Evan Gutierrez
>somebody violates the NAP >WOW BIG ADMIN PLEASE SOLVE ALL MY ISSUES FOR ME lmao like just shoot back nigga
>join >get teamkilled >kill one person on accident >get labeled as a teamkiller and get killed on spawn every round this isn't fun, this isnt what fun is. The only 2 niggers actually doing shit are adam and marky, and yet I still suffer because I go down instantly within their autistic crossfire.
Landon Ross
Welcome to the official versus experience. Faggots that like to ruin everybody else’ fun by tking on a fucking dead game. There’s not so much a dead horse as there is bloody pulp at this point.
Dominic Torres
>>>>>>>>>>no mods whats the point
William Jones
Ahem. Based.
Ryder Sanders
I'll be honest, molotving and gassing safe rooms and objectives is funny as fuck, it's a sense of comradery we all share to be shitters. Whats not fun is tracking someone down to murder them every single fucking round, especially when we get caught in the crossfire of your autism.
Nolan Harris
>havent killed anybody in like 2 hours on purpose >still getting caught up in the crossfire of autism >literally havent talked or done anything but im still dead every round because of Jones or Adam or Serbia being fucking retards with shotguns L4D2 van was a mistake, it was fun because these niggers joined and ruined it. There was the occasional molotov in saferoom but that was funny. This isn't when I die before I even load in.
Parker Turner
I'd have to reinstall to play but from what I'm reading this was a mistake anyway
Ryan Campbell
This is great, it's not even crashing any more at least on native L4D2 campaigns, just the occasional teamkillers. 32 players is the mod.
Joseph Morales
Do it it's fun af, super chaotic so watch your friendly fire.
Christopher Long
its fun, but theres several niggers pretending to be martyrs by teamkilling and literally all they do is catch everyone up in their autism. Theres one fag actually TKing but we all die because of him
Angel Lee
the thread never represents the actual state of the server 80% of the time
Jacob Young
Dont listen to One of the self proclaimed martyrs just fucking shot into an elevator, downing like 70% of us just to kill one guy.
Xavier Parker
>Shooting people to weaken them so that the autistic crossfire/actual TKer finishes them off >Nobody has blamed me at all to this point
Playing you like fiddles
James Reyes
thanks serbia
Christian Fisher
I think I speak for most of us when I say we need more common and specials to spawn, and also find a way to reduce the fucking team damage, getting killed over and over again by faggots isn't fun. It's not even adam who annoys me, it's fucking serbia and jones. I swear to god every time they point their gun at adam, I die instantly
Jordan Campbell
If FF was off, it'd be too easy. Realism to make sure everyone dies is also important, you're supposed to die.
Lincoln Long
I promise to stop TKing if we can get a van-wide promise that Sniper is banned in all TF2 vans forever
Logan Anderson
this post is on behalf of adam check
Cameron Cooper
if you think your doing the server a favor by tking tkers your really not. We're all capable of tking them and literally all you do is get us in the crossfire of your autism and anti fun brigade. You literally kill people over molotoving rooms when that shits funny
Grayson Smith
I'm going to bed now. Server should restart in the event of a crash, so try to stay away from L4D1 campaigns.
I'd say this was a relative success. If we decide to do this again, I'll increase common/SI spawns and look into lowering the friendly fire scale.
Jacob Sullivan
Yall fucking SUCK at l4d2
Mason Jones
you realize increasing the spawns of commons is what massively lags the server out, right?
Ian Martinez
Is the server still alive? I'm downloading L4D2 right now
Robert Scott
is there a steam group for this? it's been fun and i dont wanna miss it next time
Ryan Wilson
Vans happen every weekend and start at 8 PM EST
Jackson Mitchell
just check Yea Forums in the weekends and be on the lookout for van threads
Michael Reed
yea
Matthew Foster
can we get a woflenstein ET server next time? jaymod or NQ would be fine
Zachary Gutierrez
Is anyone recording this?
Carter Cox
molotoved a room once, then serbia and his friend tk'ed me round after round.
Jackson Evans
>Serbian, Jones, and their pals leave >roundstart teamkilling literally drops to 0 even with adam in the server really makes me think who the problem children were the entire time...
I have some of it recorded. I'm going to edit it and then post it in a later thread.
Angel Harris
Thanks, babe. I'll keep my eye out.
Aiden Ross
yep.
Elijah Garcia
sven coop would be also fine
David Gonzalez
>tfw genuine comradery and no round start teamkilling the moment they leave Who would have thought that THEY were the problem all along. oh wait everyone thought that
I'm gonna point out that Jones and Serb were teamkilling anyone they deemed to be "degenerates", which included people with Homestuck/thing-i-don't-like sprays. It wasn't just other teamkillers as they claimed.
Christian Scott
Serbia was also team killing en masse earlier, he threw molotovs into safe rooms like 3 times, and twice gunned down everyone round start for no other reason then "the lulz".
Elijah Long
What a nice way to start my morning. Good runs, lads.
Also AquaLung kept spamming the hallway with molotovs but he's dead now, worst tk was adaman/adamam though.
Sebastian Sullivan
molotov spam and mass killing is funny as fuck. Mass killing to try and kill your targets for some weird pseudo revenge against the machine shit is dumb as fuck, and literally only hurt us in the long run
>tfw everyones been having fun and theres been no faggots since the faggots left can we just unironically ban Serbia, Jones, and Adam? The server spiked in quality when they left unironically
Zachary Moore
what mods work with the server? I thought it was said NO MODS earlier, but I have seen screenshiots with mods
Evan Green
I'm not going to ban anyone unless they're hacking/intentionally exploiting something.
Server itself is vanilla minus the expanded player slots (which in itself requires like 15 separate Sourcemod/Metamod plugins just to function properly), mods are clientside. You can't run clientside mods on Versus servers as of November 2018, though.
Òf course, I'm just immortalizing their exploits for posterity. It's stupid to do it at the start of campaigns so people just have to wait and usually just leave.
Anthony Rodriguez
This picture has everything in one >mass molotov killing >saferoom exploits >someone sitting in the corner >service jones randomly killing someone who didnt like him teamkilling everyone
Luke Rivera
It was a good van
Hudson Nguyen
Alright lads, that was fun. I had fun save for the crashing, and the team killing faggots we had. It was a good time, i'm glad we shared it together
Waas really fun playing with you all. We should play more L4D2 another time.
Leo Myers
Lies, it's still open, anyone up for more I'm waiting.
Gabriel Davis
It was fun until tking faggots got on then it was fun again when they left I rate it 10/10, needs more common and a way to deal with tking faggots, maybe it should have been solved if we just did versus. I hope we do versus next week
Jacob Robinson
yeah its still open but everyone left i dont think we'll see l4d2 again until someone makes a new thread at a random time this week or weekend
Hudson Russell
well if it goes well, we might have one every sunday. Then if others want to try their vans on sunday we'll just do a variety day on sunday where it can be gaems people want to host like Sven Coop, Synergy, HL:DM, ect.
Elijah Young
That was some of the most fun I've had here since SCP and Tribes Ascend.
William Sanders
Can I also suggest a few things? NeoTokyo, EYE Divine Cybermancy, Dystopia, Zombie Panic Source, Zombie Master, Empires Mod
All 10/10 goty goat Source mods made for multiplayer, all free except for EYE. Just to sorta contribute to the variety night roster
John Taylor
Yeah, I got on for the first like 4 hours and had a boatload of fun, then started getting TK'd by Jones and his faggot brigade, so I left. Then I rejoined after they left and the game was fun again. Crazy how nature do dat Im sad the admin didnt at least flex his cock a lil bit and tell them to fucking stop. But oh well, you can't win them all
Ryder Martin
All the things listed are free on STEAM making them easy as fuck to procure btw
Yeah, I waited for 10 mins, calling it a day. Anyone want to add me for L4D or 600 other games I'm game. Thanks for the fun 32 player server, good times.
Dylan Lee
were you guys all americans
Aaron Ortiz
Yeah it was fun though there were some teamkillers who were gigantic faggots and made the game unfun for a couple of hours. But thats what happens when you play with Yea Forums, theres always fags that ruin the game
Jayden Rogers
I mean I didn't enjoy being teamkilled but somehow that kind of chaos seemed like the necessary evil for a server like that.
Im mostly talking about the fucking faggots like Siberia, Jones, Wex, ect. who decided to try and kill TKers, but literally all they did was set their sights on Anime posters, Homestuck posters, Molotov throwers, and fun havers. If anyone had fun or didnt do something they liked (which was playing the game like it was competitive) they'd TK you roundstart before you even loaded it. Along with that they tried to justify it by "only killing TKers", when in reality it was anyone who told them to fuck off and stop TKing, meanwhile earlier in the server they were the ones doing mindless TKing they said they were "protecting" against. It was basically like the mafia destroying your town, only to come back and kill all the gangs that erupted from them destroying your town proclaiming that they are saving it.
Landon Moore
Sounds pretty based. When did slash vee become a hugbox to stand against toxic players?
Benjamin Parker
Not a hugbox, just trying to stop people from being faggots. Van's are all about having fun, and if one person is being a faggot then no one has fun. It's the same shit in TF2 vans as well, if someone is spinbotting and insta killing that shit isn't fun it's annoying and makes people not want to play the game anymore. We're all autists who like playing vidya, but theres some faggots who want to ruin the experience for others by being faggots and those people need to be removed from the gene pool asap.
Grayson Garcia
But what if that guy is having fun
Wyatt Evans
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few user. We can't let faggots muck up servers because they want to be faggots. If we did that we wouldn't have any vans
He was in the wrong, but so was the other 3 faggots teamkilling. We literally dealt with TKers before they got on, and them pretending like they are doing gods work was pretentious and annoying, and 90% of the time they literally killed randoms, or people who didnt even fucking do anything. They got away with it because nobody did anything about it, and if they got killed their buddies would kill whoever killed them because 1 person v 3 people makes the 1 person look bad.
Adam Howard
You missed teamkilling
Logan Ortiz
you missed fun and teamkilling shitters
Carter Cook
>That fucker who kept Molotoving the stairwell on The Passing >Kept me and like 3 other people prisoner for like a good 8 minutes
Absolute madman, I tried braving the flames but the mollys wouldn't stop coming Friend me if you know who I am faggots
server was unironically better when the shitters left. It was top tier funsies until we all got off from then on. fuck anti fun shitters who try and TK to make the game their way. Shit was funny as fuck especially with mollies in elevators and in safe houses and shit.