Ljn

>2009 is 10 years ago

I still remember when milons secret castle was a brand new episode

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8 bit

4 bit

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2 bit

2 bit

I'm genuinely uncapable of believing that the Tiger games episode was released 5 years ago

I started watching him in 2006 and I feel like he was such a big part of my early teenage years.

HALF BIT

There has to be at least one good Ljn game.

LAUGHIN JOKIN NUMBNUTS

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nightmare on elm street is good and he never really says its bad.

>Mike Matei

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QUARTER BIT

QUARTER BIT

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>LGBT?
>You mean LJN

>tfw no Castlevania playing e-girl gf

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That was 5 years ago? Jesus.

SEEEEEEEXXXX

>Oh damn, this Spider-Man game is actually pretty good

>Who made th-

>when you see a AVGN episode on your reccomended tab
>when you think to yourself that its a recent video that he released just a while ago
>check video upload
>2016
>4 years ago

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>Where did the hair go?

don't pop a blood vessel

You know what will grab you? When James made the Dr Jekyl and Hyde video (the first one) the game was 15 years old.

That episode is now 15 years old. As much time has passed since that episode as had passed between the release of that game and the release of the video.

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Alien 3 on SNES is actually bretty neat.

I wrote this in 5 minutes and I'm glad I still see it posted

God, this was such a weird ep.

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He finds one and freaks out about it at the end of the Christmas wishlist video part 2. It's Maximum Carnage

>Ljn

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jesus
its like the time between vice city and now is the same time distance as when vice city came out and the time it takes place in

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SONIC FORCES

IS BETTER

THAN SONIC MANIA

THAT IS MY GENUINE OPINION

I'm gonna miss Dave

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Yeah, him leaving the channel is a total bummer. GameSack is one of my go-to choices for light entertainment on YT. I do understand where he's coming from and hope that he gets to spend lots of quality free time with his family. Perhaps he'll make some occasional appearances on the channel still.

Quick run down?

>waah my script got rejected
Also one of the rental reviews guys was on Dick Masterson this week. Pretty fun ep with midget sex.

>Waah my script was rejected
Why would a random fan expect his script to be accepted?

He was the best part of the videos. Now we're stuck with Joe.

Joe from Game Sack wrote an AVGN script and it got rejected just because Mike is an asshole or something

Nigga I don't know who the fuck Joe or Game sack are or what their connection is to cinemassacre. To me it looks like a random fag on twitter upset Mike didn't use his script.

THEEEE
WRIST
GAAAAUAGGGGEEE

>Rareware developed Beetlejuice, Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Nightmare on Elm Street on NES for LJN
Why do people like them again

Look at these titles! Baseball, Basketball, Football, not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKIN', FOOTBALL!

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The NES Punisher licensed game isn't half bad if one can stomach its ball-busting difficulty. Nightmare on Elm Street feels a little undercooked and has floaty ass jumping but is otherwise fine. Karate Kid would be okay-ish too if it weren't so damn short in length.

LJN games tend to struggle to reach passable levels of fun and competence but are usually far from the worst software you can find on a game system.

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I know for a fact that I watched that video when it was released but Holy shit it felt like a year ago

THEY MADE A GAME....

Battletoads, Donkey Kong Country Trilogy, Jet Force Gemini, Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie, Goldeneye, Bad Fur Day, Killer Instinct, and Diddy Kong Racing,

>he say lot of swear words and it funney

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THAT'S NOT SHIT!

I FOUND THE GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW!

>MEGA MAN'S LOOKING AT POOOOOORN!

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Their good titles on the NES received plenty of coverage and positive word of mouth. Naturally people must have flocked to those rather than the crap ones no one wants to acknowledge the existence of.

I like his videos either way. Except I don't understand how he gave Mighty no. 9 an innocent, but Devil's Third a guilty.

>10th anniversary video (Mega Man games) was 3 years ago

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I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAMEBOY

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SPIDERS

wach my stream twitch.tv/spikygeek

*games

You fucking idiot

Back to the future and friday the 13th don't suck as much ass

Wait what the fuck, when did he announce this?
Damn I'm sad now.

>2009
>done with Homework
>sneak a beer out of the fridge
>enjoy some AVGN
>when done get to play some GTA IV online with Classic Game room in the background
i cant believe im getting nostalgic for my late highschool days

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Newest episode, Atari Lynx

He's gonna take you back to the past...
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass.
He'd rather have... A BBC
Satisfy his wife like he never could
He'd rather eat... The cum filled asshole
Remains of her being passed round the 'hood

He's the angriest cuck you've ever heard
He's the angry beta male nerd
He's the angry open relationship nerd
He's the cuckold video game nerd

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>2007: this game is ass. The fucking jumping sucks. Fuck this game!
>2019: AAAAAAAH IM GONNA HYPERVENTALATE ABOUT EVERY MOMENT A BUTTON MISSED THE LEDGE DIZZYS AN EGG! AN EEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

They made an announcement at the end of their most recent episode stating that Dave felt that the show took up to much of his free time and that he would rather spend said time with his family. Apparently there will be a Reddit AMA for fans to ask questions in regards to this sometime tomorrow.

Joe and Mike are friends. They talk on Twitter and Mike put him in the most recent AVGN.

How many inches do you figure Mike has on James?

Screaming funny

What the absolute fuck was he thinking with that 3D shit?

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Literally me with Halo 3

why are you drinking beer while still in high school? that sounds illegal, ain't even 21 yet

Batman forever, sucked back then, sucks forever!

To be real? I'll guess James is average 6-7. So perhaps 3"

Not sure if zoomer or just joke

4 inches. And hair.

DELET THIS

has aids because he takes it in the pooper

Erin is a qt

2000-10 was the decade for being angry at videogames. I remember watching him and armake21 pull their hair out for shitty and weird games.
How would you describe 2010 to 2019 gaming YouTube channels?

Intolerable. I liked when they started it was just James and Mike writing the show.

The ride and advent of channels who do a lot of comparing titles with the same name, or ports. Which I enjoy.

Based nerd putting Yea Forumsutists on their place.

t. butthurt zoom zoom

I WANT A SUPER NINTENDO FOR CHRISTMAS

Don't you already have a Nintendo?

You STILL don’t have a Sega CD?

YEAH BUT THIS ONE'S SIXTEEN BITS

The ones he reviewed do suck infinite ass

>hair

THEN RUN, JUST RUN, RUN, RUN

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brown bricks

>21

what

WHAT'S THAT

youtube.com/watch?v=HrlfSvsrVqo
Name a better LJN game

>It's not just a piece of shit, it's a WHOLE shit.

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youtu.be/OwGDVMptn8k?t=753

It's pretty spot on user, 10/10 good impression

He has done that shit before, are you new to AVGN or what

it's been a year where's the episodes you bald leaf fuck

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>drinking beer

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Alien 3 is fucking impossible

...
I DON'T KNOW

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>21
>high school

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onions

That comic has existed way before your stupid buzzword meme.

I dont remember this what so ever

You are able to do illegal things and get away with it, believe it or not.

>Needing to be 21 to drink

Because Fraser took the money and moved to Japan and it's been 3 years since they announced S4 and they haven't released a single episode.

We can't help if it's that bad. You can use 80's slang to describe something from the 70's. An example would be something like "That Jaws movie was choice." or "Those long lines at the gas stations sounded lame, dude."

that image freaked me out.

anyone still have it?

Classic game room was the shit.

another one falls. avgn will be the only one to hang around after all is said and done

I think you replied to the wrong post, faggot

Looks like it replied to the right post, cretinous humanoid.

Except the comic didn't use any slang, so what the fuck are you talking about? beer is shit, that's the fucking point. Only retards drink that shit.

When did you realize AVGN was never funny in the first place? I think it was two years ago after I re-watched all of them over a weekend and only chuckled at a couple of reactions.

earthbound is the best episode ever?

Probably was thinking he couldn't get Milos

The post is about how the post thinks that because something is from a different time, we can't use modern slang to state if it's good or bad. How do you not recognize tha- oh wait, you're a cretinous humanoid that needs it's hand held. Want me to teach you how to make fire too?

You are a fucking idiot, I hope this is bait

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He'd rather have a daughter
without extra chromosomes
He's too afraid to tell his wife
To stop fucking black men in their home

youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

Very funny, you fucking mongrel. Get out.

You make fire yet? You're supposed to use dry wood.

Those videos tend to be really interesting. I recently got into Retro Core and Console Wars, two channels that do that sort of content.

between 5-7 inches, easily

On the Stick has some good ones too.

And one of the only fucking people to bring up the PC Engine Die Hard game.

I'm sure James has a normal sized penis. The most Mike probably has over James is 4" max.

Thanks for the tip. Gonna check those out.

Mike's is just that gargantuan, man.

for the next skit is joe going to dress up as dave and green screen himself in

Maximum Carnage is great