ALRIGHT Yea Forums WE'RE MAKING A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME.
WE NEED A PICTURE TO PUT ON THE BOX. I DON'T KNOW. GODDAMN ANYTHING.
ALSO WE NEED SOME FEATURES.
WHAT ARE OUR GAME'S FEATURES Yea Forums?
SPEAK UP I AM A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING.
ALRIGHT Yea Forums WE'RE MAKING A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME.
WE NEED A PICTURE TO PUT ON THE BOX. I DON'T KNOW. GODDAMN ANYTHING.
ALSO WE NEED SOME FEATURES.
WHAT ARE OUR GAME'S FEATURES Yea Forums?
SPEAK UP I AM A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING.
>action RPG
>procedural created levels
>escort missions only
Your turn.
WHAT?
This will be the main character.
SHOOT GUNS AND GET BIGGER GUNS TO SHOOT BIG THINGS THAT GIVE YOU BIGGERER GUNS
WHAT?
BOX ART SHOULD BE A CHIMPANZEE EATING TACOS WITH BOB THE BUILDER
FUCKIN GOLDEN, user
PUT SOME COOL GUYS WITH COOL GUNS ON THE COVER
EVERYONE LOVES THOSE
DAMN user THAT SOUNDS FUCKIN SWEET DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF SUCH A THING
YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING user
I LOVE GUNNY
>no checkpoints
>no local saves
>no cloud saves
>password system
>daily login bonuses
HAVE ONE OF THE COOL GUYS BE WEARING A SOMBRERO AND SMOKING DOG TREATS
USE PHOTOSHOP AND/OR PAINT BRUH
A nu-Yea Forums game can only have a wojak as main character.
YOU SEE THAT LITTLE SHIT?
MAKE IT THE MAIN CHARACTER
>Memes to avoid:
>Le non linearity
>Experimentation on multiple playthroughs xD
>Open world
Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series
WHAT?
OH SHIT I SEE IT NOW FUCKIN ACE user
>EXPLOSIONS
HAVE THE ANTAGONIST BE DONALD TRUMP
>imagine still being mad about BoTW
THERE'S A FUCKING DOG WHO KNOWS KUNG FU
HIS NAME IS HONG KONG PHOOEY
But i love BotW
HOWS THIS FOR THE COVER
DON'T FORGET THE CUTE LEWD AND HUGE-BEASTED LIZARD GIRL, Yea Forums LOVES THOSE.
>25 / 7 / 12 / 10
user that's fucking wild
QUINT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND.
HE WILL WORK FOR TRUMP.
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
It's a futuristic racer RPG with Captain Falcon as a secret character or some shit
IT NEEDS TO BE PUBLISHED BY LJN
THE HEALING ITEM IS PRUNE JUICE
IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF
HOW MANY ROMANCE OPTIONS WILL THERE BE?
OP ARE YOU THERE?
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
TWO WORDS. GIANT. ROBOTS.
EVERYONE IS INCELS
WITH GIANT ROBOT TITS
WE NEED TO GO FAST. TRIBES LEVELS OF FAST.
PUT BIG BOOBIE GIRL IN GAME NOW
TIMED UNDERWATER SCORT MISSION
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU HIDEO
KATANA WEAPON, BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME EVEN BETTER THAN THE GUNS
OP WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
Remove bob, extend one of the chimps fingers like an inch or two and add some lens flair to the chimp
This will be your ally
He sings racist sings as a joke
GAME INCLUDES A FREE COLONOSCOPY WITH EVERY PURCHASE
LEVEL UP YOUR ARMY OF NIGGER SLAVES
L O N D O N
KEEP BOB
FEATURE : THE CORNDOG GAUGE
EVERY GOOD GAME HAS ONE
Where'll the camera be? first person? third person? top-down?
WHEN IS OP GOING TO DELIVER ON THE COVER
WITH OVER 20lb. OF ASS AND PUSSY
rip thread
SEXY HOT MALE FOXES
With really big rockets
They are made to knot assholes