ALRIGHT Yea Forums WE'RE MAKING A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME

ALRIGHT Yea Forums WE'RE MAKING A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME.
WE NEED A PICTURE TO PUT ON THE BOX. I DON'T KNOW. GODDAMN ANYTHING.
ALSO WE NEED SOME FEATURES.
WHAT ARE OUR GAME'S FEATURES Yea Forums?

SPEAK UP I AM A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING.

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>action RPG
>procedural created levels
>escort missions only

Your turn.

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WHAT?

This will be the main character.

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SHOOT GUNS AND GET BIGGER GUNS TO SHOOT BIG THINGS THAT GIVE YOU BIGGERER GUNS

WHAT?

BOX ART SHOULD BE A CHIMPANZEE EATING TACOS WITH BOB THE BUILDER

FUCKIN GOLDEN, user

PUT SOME COOL GUYS WITH COOL GUNS ON THE COVER
EVERYONE LOVES THOSE

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DAMN user THAT SOUNDS FUCKIN SWEET DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF SUCH A THING

YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING user
I LOVE GUNNY

>no checkpoints
>no local saves
>no cloud saves
>password system
>daily login bonuses

HAVE ONE OF THE COOL GUYS BE WEARING A SOMBRERO AND SMOKING DOG TREATS

USE PHOTOSHOP AND/OR PAINT BRUH

A nu-Yea Forums game can only have a wojak as main character.

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YOU SEE THAT LITTLE SHIT?
MAKE IT THE MAIN CHARACTER

>Memes to avoid:
>Le non linearity
>Experimentation on multiple playthroughs xD
>Open world

Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series

WHAT?
OH SHIT I SEE IT NOW FUCKIN ACE user

>EXPLOSIONS

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HAVE THE ANTAGONIST BE DONALD TRUMP

>imagine still being mad about BoTW

THERE'S A FUCKING DOG WHO KNOWS KUNG FU

HIS NAME IS HONG KONG PHOOEY

But i love BotW

HOWS THIS FOR THE COVER

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DON'T FORGET THE CUTE LEWD AND HUGE-BEASTED LIZARD GIRL, Yea Forums LOVES THOSE.

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>25 / 7 / 12 / 10
user that's fucking wild

QUINT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND.
HE WILL WORK FOR TRUMP.

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THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

It's a futuristic racer RPG with Captain Falcon as a secret character or some shit

IT NEEDS TO BE PUBLISHED BY LJN

THE HEALING ITEM IS PRUNE JUICE
IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF

HOW MANY ROMANCE OPTIONS WILL THERE BE?

OP ARE YOU THERE?
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

TWO WORDS. GIANT. ROBOTS.

EVERYONE IS INCELS

WITH GIANT ROBOT TITS

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WE NEED TO GO FAST. TRIBES LEVELS OF FAST.

PUT BIG BOOBIE GIRL IN GAME NOW

TIMED UNDERWATER SCORT MISSION

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU HIDEO

KATANA WEAPON, BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME EVEN BETTER THAN THE GUNS

OP WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Remove bob, extend one of the chimps fingers like an inch or two and add some lens flair to the chimp

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This will be your ally
He sings racist sings as a joke

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GAME INCLUDES A FREE COLONOSCOPY WITH EVERY PURCHASE

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LEVEL UP YOUR ARMY OF NIGGER SLAVES

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L O N D O N

KEEP BOB

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FEATURE : THE CORNDOG GAUGE
EVERY GOOD GAME HAS ONE

Where'll the camera be? first person? third person? top-down?

WHEN IS OP GOING TO DELIVER ON THE COVER

WITH OVER 20lb. OF ASS AND PUSSY

rip thread

SEXY HOT MALE FOXES
With really big rockets
They are made to knot assholes