Why would you have any faith in 343? They're only fixing and porting MCC because Halo 5 was a piece of shit

Is this gay?

It's a female

GOOOOOOOOD

WHY THE FUCK DON'T SANGHEILI WOMEN EXIST

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Post Jiralhanae girls.

What would you do if a Sangheili woman wanted to mate with you?

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Rip off my pants right then and there obviously.

>TFW no cute sangheili gf

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I love everything in this thread. Thanks for the new artist to check out.

I hate how reality will never let us have anything in this thread.

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We're all going to make it.

Human male x tall non-human female is the purest form of love

>Carlton sweater

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>brute women

I've never conisdered this

I am

curious

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>tfw no Sangheili gf

>you will never have a brute gf
Why even live

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instantly cum

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Fuck her in the back of the Warthog.

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i doubt i could fertilize her eggs, i wouldn't mind trying though.

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Any more Sangheili ones, or are there only Jiralhanae pics left?

The artist didn't draw as much Sangheili. Only ones left are lewd

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Do it.

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I remember the guy wasn't happy about Rookie's canonical death. Which is fair, because it was some dumb bullshit.

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Literally why would anyone be happy about Rookie's death

They're fixing MCC because it was a broken pile of shit at launch and they're only porting it to PC because PC nerds bitch about it after Microsoft shut down their bootleg Halo 3, Halo 5 was largely successful for Microsoft and had nothing to do with the shit that went on with MCC, it never did. Now I hope you get banned.

Ok that one got me.

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>tfw no xeno GF

fuCK

Very

>They're fixing MCC because it was a broken pile of shit at launch
They're fixing it because Halo 5 did not meet expectations. It's been 4 years and MCC still isn't bug free.

Imagine the farts

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Existence is worthless.

Wait stop, don't discuss the games, this thread is good.

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Why the fuck did the author want to kill the Rookie off the way he did anyway?

How much better would halo 5's story have been if it was rookie instead of Locke leading fireteam Osiris?

It did meet expectations.

This thread needs to be 404 so I'm just going to discuss the games until the mods delete this shit.

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It would have still been shit, they wanted to push their Spartan IVs so badly make Halo 5 Master Chief game and then make a Halo 5: ODST right after it, there wouldn't have been any backlash in the first place if they did that.

Campaign and Esports plans were failures, player retention wasn't good which is why they went back to MCC for goodwill.

Was it Forebeck? I fucking hate that guy. Tried to ruin Onyx with that new Legacy of Onyx book

>Hairy crotch
Nice.

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so buck could be in Osiris

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD WHY THE FUCK CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE GOD
FUCK YOU GOD GIVE ME AN XENO WIFE NOW IVE SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY

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Can a human marry a Sangheili?

>That snow
VETO VETO VETO, PRESS VETO YOU FUCKING DICKSUCKERS !!11!

>not wanting a big brute gf to cuddle you as the big spoon to stay warm on cold nights

I want a weeb space alien wife

Bruh calm down, it's just avalanche

I have faith in Halo MCC, not Halo 6

she's more likely to just devour you if she's hungry enough

If Esports was a failure, why is it still being pushed for Infinite? I'll answer it for you, because it was obviously a success.

I like Sangheili, I really do, but Brutes clearly make better females

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im willing to take that risk

CUTE
UTE
TE
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Aso, they went back to MCC because most of the team left Halo 5 and finished its development to move on to Infinite, stop making up headcanon, please. Another thing, Halo 5 still has players.

i still play halo 5 for the warzone gamemode, i think it's pretty fun. but besides that i hate social maps cause it's all made with the shitty grey forge trash. i tried playing the story but i coulden't do it so i just watched all the cut scenes online.

Sangheili women have almost no rights in their society and are generally treated poorly by the men. I'm sure if you managed to get one away from their keep they'd jump your bones, no hesitation.
>What's that user? I get to choose what's for dinner?
>user, I'm not used to being able to go out in public on my own... could you come with me? Please?
>What do you mean "do I want to be on top"? What does that even mean?
Also sangheili dont have tits, artists need to stop giving them bimbo jugs t b h

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They had million dollar tournaments that never even broke 50k viewers.
They abandoned MCC as soon as Halo 5 was released. They left it in a shitty state with no updates for 2 years. Halo 5 only made money back due to lootbox shit.

so sangheili's are just space muslims?

Spoiler faggots stop posting spoiler shit if it isn't gonna be lewd, you fucking dick teases

How?

How the fuck is she so cute?

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So Sangheili women would be better off with members of other species?

its scientifically proven that sanghelli women CANNOT RESIST the human dick

>They had million dollar tournaments that never even broke 50k viewers.
And?
>They abandoned MCC as soon as Halo 5 was released. They left it in a shitty state with no updates for 2 years.
Why do you think they hired a team to specifically work on the MCC, it was because they were too busy with the mainline games.
>Halo 5 only made money back due to lootbox shit.
It made it back from that and sales.

Japanese Muslims

Eh, they're a mix of Muslim, Japanese, and Klingon in my eyes.
Yes, and they know it :^)

Tiny man... may just free up some time...

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and?

>Why do you think they hired a team to specifically work on the MCC, it was because they were too busy with the mainline games.
Why didn't they assemble and maintain a team before and after Halo 5 released then?

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anyone else wish you could fight/play as brute in halo 5, even if it's not cannon?

aren't they allowed now in the military? i remember a female phantom pilot in halo 5

Because Halo 5 was more important than a bunch of old ass games, Halo CEA in 2011 and Halo MCC, took development time off of Halo 4 and 5 and look what we ended up with, that's why we're never getting a H3A, plus those remakes didn't come close to the sales of the originals.

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>oh boy a halo thr-
>furshit

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You knew what this was

And then they had to fucking stop development on Halo 5 to fix the pile of shit when they released a busted port of every mainline game in the series so yes, MCC fucked Halo 5's development the same way HCEA did Halo 4's.

Before the Thel Vadam allowed females to serve in the Sword of Sangheilios, women were only allowed to participate in combat outside of the keep in very special circumstances (dunno what they are tho, it's in one of the books), however, all females are still trained how to fight because they're expected to be able to defend the keep while the men are away.
But yes, The Arbiter is "progressive" in that sort of way.

>plus those remakes didn't come close to the sales of the originals.
MCC was and is a fucking dumpster fire and is regarded as one of the buggiest triple A releases in history. Why they fuck would anyone buy it?

So 343 is just incompetent then

because they have new staff

They had new staff for Halo 4 and 5 yet they were still shit

Not good news. You want the old staff to learn from their mistakes. Not hire people to make new ones.

It just causes the whole process to repeat ad infinitum.

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Here's your date and future wife, treat her well

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Some people were too gullible, I can understand buying this shit if you no longer have Halo 1-4 but I never understand people rebuying games they already have just because it looks prettier.

Yes

Actually I take that back. There were people like Holmes and Delhoyo who were just never going to understand Halo and needed to go.

Still, I think cutting everyone is not always the answer. Learning from mistakes is a big part of making revolutionary games. Fromsoftware didn't always have the reputation for quality that it has today, for example.

Yes and no, with Halo 5 they put the Spartan Ops team on the campaign which is why it was shit.

The main appeal of MCC was to play Halo games online at a higher FPS. Halo 1 didn't have online on the original Xbox and Halo 2 online was dead.

I want a space Japanese Muslim alien wife

Gay thread
Gay ayys
Gay homos and faggots

Sage

So basically the mp because I saw no reason to replay the campaigns if you have Halo CE and 2 already and I saw no reason to play Halo 3 or 4 at all since they both still exist.

>Aliens
>Furshit
I don't think so, bucko

He's right, this is no different from furshit, you guys are as mentally ill as resetera.

Resetera is into men dressed as women

You're all mentally ill

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I want a space alien wife

Actual question, why are actual xeno girls so much more attractive than human ones?

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Differences in culture/mannerisms make them cute. Forbidden love is also good.

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>this abomination
>attractive

Don't bully the pure alien sheep dwarf

I'm bullying them.

halo 5 online is pretty good desu. the forge curb stomps previous forges

Would you a Prophet?

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He is right though. Nothing attractive there. At it's best I'd justify the fucking it simply for the sexual morbidity and taboo of the act, but there's still nothing attractive there

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Nope, it'd be like dating a girl who's into healing crystals. Except instead of harmless inert rocks, they want to activate deadly ancient space stations.

>When you come to a bait thread late and miss all the porn

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reminder that elitefags are obnoxious queers and reach had the best elites

there wasn't any porn, just cute femxeno/hmale shit

There was no porn actually

Reminder Sangheili women want human men

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did we ever meet a female Sangheili before?

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/458549090/#458549090

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Only in the books I think. One was a main character.

It's not fair, bros.

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She has an attractive personality

>Honey, relax! I just think it'd help us in the bedroom if we tried annihilating one or two-hundred planets! Will you at least try it?

>Furshit
>Exoshit
the same

This, do the mods like this shit? why haven't they deleted the thread?

they used to be hot as fuck during the forerunner era, apparently only the humans were capable of resisting them

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would you?

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Single Sangheili women looking for human men

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do all ayys have female counterparts?

I hope so

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Norse, Romans, and English primarily.
Women are rarely soldiers during the war, but they all take the same type of training.

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Actually if she had rights she would just leave you for a chad instantly
>What's that user? I can choose my partner? Ok, bye loser

>Japanese
No.

Sangheili have a sense of honor user

>implying chads can be attracted to anything but stepford wife tier stacies
nigga wat its like you are saying water is wet shit just ain't possible

They already can choose who will be their mate.

Not if a sword chad wants them. Societally institutionalized cucking. If an -ai nigga wants your girl, he's gonna get her.

Why would a chad fuck an alien?

She was actually kind of fun, sucks she's only in there for 5 minutes.

because he can?

Arby probably used to have dozens of wives, all of then chosen by him

>Why would a chad want to show his dominance on another species?

That's just for procreation purposes. Once he's done, they stop interacting.

They want stacies, Sangheili women are not stacies

chad wants everything, and he gets everything

that dosen't sound any better

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same reason they constantly fuck 4-7/10s when they have access to 8-10/10s
they just can. fuck chads and fuck women

Sangheili are our wives

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Just clarifying.

So yeah, literally chads. Do you think a chad interacts with 99% of thots after he's fucked them except to block their numbers after they inevitably get needy? Lol.

chad has already infiltrated all of our hobbies. anime, games, dnd, comics, everything. you really think they wouldn't go after our xeno wives too?

Yes, it's just damage control from Microsoft, who knows how Infinite is going to turn out considering 343 are still the same talentless hacks, but one thing is for sure, there's going to be a shit ton of fanservice, and to the average brainlet halo fan that's going to be enough to save the game

Should Sangheili have breasts?

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No.

no
you dont have to add human anatomy to something non-human

they're all STICC af though

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I just want an excuse to trash my Xbox so i dont have to keep it around for those games.

Should Sangheili be thicc or sticc?

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Yes, that picture is reason enough

everything should be thicc

What's with the ginger fag?

Just go fuck a kiggy instead.

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That ass looks nice

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Self-insert

(and that's a good thing)

>you were born too early
>you'll never witness xenos taking over earth and capturing you as a sex slave
cryogenic freezing works, right bros?