Protagonist has ovaries

>protagonist has ovaries

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interesting haircut, anal girl.

A___ Q____

>protagonist is addicted to anal sex

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>protagonist is a girl
>protagonist also has a dick and balls

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I want to kiss Marty!

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t. Bart Simpsons

I have the same haircut.

its not a hair cut its a hair style doofus

>protagonist is an incel

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thanks for the correction, i'll suck your dick for 1 minute

>ovaries
prepare a boarding party

>protagonist likes anal

That’s everyone.

tbf I don't. Front entrance just fits me

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Faggot

Is “adventure” code for anal sex?

Who knows.

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>putting your dick in a literal shithole when you have a nice vagina sitting right there
imagine having a feces fetish

>Tfw girls I'm with tell me my dick is too big for them to do anal

it's just me that they don't want to give anal to isn't it? Nothing to do with dick size

Their holes can accommodate as big a dick as they need to with enough foreplay and practice

i've been with females who prefer anal sex so idk dude

>taking a risk of pregnancy when you have a 100% pregnancy proof hole right there

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Anal + Loli

The best thing ever, bonus points for the girl being tsun and having a big ass and hips

>UTIs in your path
Nothin personnel

based and redpilled

STOP TALKING ABOUT ANAL

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A

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enjoy having shit on your dick, faggots

>Put dick in ass
>The other person farts
>Air gets shot up through your dickhoke into your heart
>you die

You're not wrong but, infections can be avoided with cleaning, and lots of times the immune system is strong enough to get rid of it without a problem. This might sound hard to believe but the door knobs in a public office are more likely to kill you than a nano shit particle from a girls asshole.

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anal is one of those weird things where the idea of it is hotter than the actual thing itself.
a lot of girls like it though, so I'm not complaining

You realize how farts work right dude? Try blowing through a straw when the other end is covered up

Based humble brag normie.

reminds me of that dickfarting greentext, wonder if I have it

>degenerate justifying degeneracy
You should be ashamed.

x5 multiplier points if her ass gets eaten too.

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Not 100% reliable

artist name?

*condom*
*antibiotic*
*colon cleanse*

wooooooooooooow

>protagonist has boy eggs

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>disturbing the fragile ecosystem of someone's digestive tract.

>Cleaning is too hard.
>Better cut my foreskin off.

>boy eggs

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Dicks just go into the rectum user, which is just a poop pocket.

imagine taking antibiotics and giving yourself weeks of horrible stomach pain and spending an entire day thoroughly cleaning out your ass and colon all so a guy can stick his dick in it

When my girlfriend wanted to do it she would just not eat for a day and do an enema.

Who needs ovaries when you can just stick it in the butt

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Why would anyone stick it in a hole that’s been used for shit the past 18+ years?

There’s literally a hole made for your dick right next to it. Like RIGHT THERE.

sauce on pic?

Because it feels good.

You've got a mouth too.

Sucking is extremely enjoyable.

Sodomites should be fucking hung. And by sodomites I don't mean homosexuals, I mean literal shit-ticklers regardless of orientation. If you fuck ass you should be shot. If you lick ass you should be burned at the fucking stake.

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Here's your boy eggs mam

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>posts character that definitely takes it in the shit pipe

And?

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Reminder the human mouth is about 100x nastier than a fucking asshole

And yet you kiss your gf, fucking faggots

Astolfo doesn't have an anus.

This, there's more bacteria in someone's mouth than anywhere else on their body.

Is it even possible to be more based than this?

>i've sniffed my girl friend's gaping asshole multiple times when I eat her out
>smells like nothing
There's a thing called hygiene

For me it's a psychological thing, if she is my whore or not. I don't even like anal that much but I wouldn't be with a woman that didn't want it at all. It's the same thing if she doesn't swallow. If you think that's retarded good for you.

The bacteria in your mouth has evolved to be beneficial to your mouth, the bacteria in your anus has not evolved for your mouth.

I don't have a gf, now what you nigger?

You become my bf

But you're telling everyone how having anal sex is an affront to nature, logic and god

You can quite literally get a strep throat infection from kissing someone.

yeah and you can also get syphilis from normal intercourse that's not the point you retard

I too have Shoujo Ramune bookmarked

sodomy includes oral

God, the first act of the first episode

>ywn get to play with ioris butt.

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Feelsbad

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You know what they say about country grown vegetables.

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coming to think about it what are the games where protagonist actually has ovaries and uses them?

i wish i was iori

>not wanting to impregnate whoever you fuck every time
take a look at this pleb

butt why?

Child support.

I tried it once with my exgirlfriend. I could only fit 3/4 of the way in, isnt satisfying at all unless you can go balls deep.

>Protagonist is a mother

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Happy anal day.

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Name one game

you know why

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