Why do boomers need an easy mode? Do they just suck at video games?

Why?
Its too hard for boomers?

Why do retards need to keep making these threads?

I'm 41 and I'm on my third replay. These niggers just suck in general

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Well yeah that's why they're begging for an easy mode

Journalists are beating around the bush with this "accessibility" bullshit. The real reason they are so pissy about Sekiro in particular is because it doesn't appeal to women at all and they can't admit that now since it'll look like they've been calling girl gamers retards for weeks.

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post birth certificate and timestamp

boomers have been fine for ages playing the hardest games thus far without issue
I took the b8 but I dnt mind

See

Theyre just dumb journalist that pulled that bullshit because they had a deadline to review the game and couldnt beat it

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boomers and zoomers aren't 2 people

Keep believing that. the author who made that article in the pic is a zoomer himself

So are the speedrunners

its ppl that need 2 git gud vs other ppl

>tfw getting bodied in Sekiro but still enjoying myself
I only have one question though: Where's the axe

it's early in the game, did you really miss it?

Boomer here. Don’t want easy mode. If it’s too much for me, I just don’t try. Rhythm games particularly.

Journalists aren’t boomers. They are squirrels

I just stumbled into the Hirata estate and was told to get an axe and I haven't found it despite being put up against some enemies who clearly need to be axed

>Dev known for making sort of tough games with no easy mode that rewards you for getting good and playing the game
>W-WHY HAVEN'T THEY ADDED EASY MODE YET

Why haven't they gotten better?

Ok. But like who cares? Why do you get bothered over someone suggesting an easy mode to a hard game? Those people have lives unlike you incels. Have sex.

boomers were literally raised on games designed to be so hard you couldnt beat a 3-4 hour experience during a rental, your generation fucking sucks at video games zoomer

You

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that guy looks ugly as shit LMFAOOO he looks like an omega incel. But i am not him thank god.

>incel
>have sex
NPC detected.

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>mass replying
>obvious bait
i know im giving you what you want but you are the biggest faggot on this site

>I love living in capitalist America with total freedom, nobody telling me how to live my life, nobody forcing me to do things a specific way, I can purchase a product and use it how I see fit

>This game seems a bit difficult, I'm skilled at plenty of other games but there seems to be random difficult spikes and I'm not enjoying my purchased product as much as I thought I would.

>Oh look, an option is available to me that will let me enjoy the entertainment media that I have purchased even more than before!

>I sure hope nobody gets autistically mad at me for using my product in whatever manner I choose! Especially not the people who praise this political system and market that allows me to do whatever I want as perfect and without flaws! It's a good thing that I don't live in a society that forces me to consume only media that has been preapproved by a governing force!

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I might be an NPC. But atleast I fuck girls unlike you. You probably have a little 2 incher retard LMFAOOOO.
?

How am I a faggot? Is it because i am a "le epic cringe normie"?
Holy shit. Incels got mad af

>Giving out all these You's like a whore and having the trouble to single out all these posts

Yes user, its boomers at fault, thats why our boomer games like REmake come out today with a VERY EASY mode and babby game breaking alt controls, because WE are the ones who need easier games. K.

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> But atleast I fuck girls unlike you
are they cute? how do i fuck girls?

?

you could choose to not buy the game if it's not your kinda thing
you hate that the devs are free to make the games how they want to
you hate freedom and diversity
every game should be exactly the same

You never will virgin. Better to kill yourself. Be like brenton tarrant so this site can get shut down quicker retard

Ha. 9/10 bait. Boomers grew up on games that were actually hard and did it without guides open as we played. Zoomers would die if they had to beat TMNT on NES and that's not even the hardest.

>Why do boomers need an easy mode?
They are disabled

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>Lilac Umbrella

Is there a better feeling that shitting on Apparitions with project force?

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I get strange pussy pretty regularly actually.

Why does fucking more girls make ypu superior? I never understood this logic. I'm not an incel, i am voluntarily celibate. Pic related.

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>I sure hope nobody gets autistically mad at me for using my product in whatever manner I choose!

>buy satan's piss 50 million scoville hotsauce
>dude this shit is way too hot im dying over here
>water it down
>this hotsauce is known to burn a hole in your colon, that's why people buy it
>we have jalapeno hotsauce that might be more of your taste
>PANDER TO MEEEEE WATER DOWN YOUR HOTSAUCE

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virgins

What does it take to fuck a girl?

The point of the picture is that you argue like some basic white girl on Twitter.

This. Guitars should also play themselves when you buy them too.

Yes, I just admitted to being one, voluntarily at that.

>Getting bullied by a video game.
>I-It doesn't effect you!
lol fucking beta males.

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>video games = musical instrument

An easy mode would be the opposite of respecting your audience. This modern day mindset that games need to pander to every audience is absurd and deadly to the medium. I've no problem admitting that I dropped Sekiro in part due to the difficulty. But I'm not blaming the game for it. Ultimately, it wasn't for me and so I moved on.

If someone wants to water down a hot sauce they're allowed to, what's wrong with that?

They're equal in that they don't owe you mastery by virtue of purchasing them.

>people getting autistically mad is the same as communist dictators jailing/executing you

What if he wants to buy the game? It's his choice to do it, why should you determine who gets to buy what?

I already told you I get em' drenched user. No need to project your virginity onto others.

you watering down your hot sauce doesn't require the company who makes it to do anything.

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You play games and instruments

>what are guitar lessons

I remember when everyone actually enjoyed the challenge in these games
>prepare to die
It was literally a selling point. Now everyone complains

Sad thing is this is what places assume we want. Ever tried the "ghost pepper" fries from wendy's or shit like the "carolina reaper" wings at TGI Fridays? Fuck I've had hotter banana peppers...

Exactly, you're free to do what you want with the product you're purchasing. You're making a strawman non-argument

>Dave Thier
Wow, he can't even spell 'their' properly

Nothing if you don't apply yourself.
t. music teacher.

He can buy it. Though they should be aware that its most likely difficult and does not have an easy mode during that decision to get it.

>respect it's players
do you 'respect' a tantruming 5 year old by giving him the toy he wants? No, you tell him to shut the fuck up.

if it's his choice to buy a product, he should know that it might not be 100% tailored to him and that he is not entitled to tailored changes around his shortcoming (that can be overcomed by learning the mechanics)

I wish we could have a unified git gud list where every game "journalist"'s name and Twitter is recorded, which is then fed into a bot that selects 4 names a day and Tweets at them, telling them to git gud. Would be like egirltakes but for journo cancer.

>person says he is voluntarily a virgin and proud of it
>you think "virgin" is somehow a good insult

You can play thousands of different things, doesn't mean that you play them the same way

>needs to respect its players
>by doing something only a vocal minority wants
>while the majority of the players actually wanted a hard game and thus bought a hard game
200 IQ.

This. Also people who unironically use boomer/zoomer should be gassed.

Why is virgin an insult though?

It is for people like you, that games are shit now

Based

Literally do nothing if you're a scrub.
T. took guitar lessons.

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>You're making a strawman non-argument
the company who makes the game has to implement an easy mode unlike you watering down your hotsauce.

I guess if your on PC you can download a trainer and cheat.

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this

>prepare to die
>It was literally a selling point. Now everyone complains

That was the problem though. They took something unremarkable like a challenge in video games and obnoxiously pushed it as some kind of mad inovation. The meme got boring fast, like it always does. They didn't invent "hard" but every cunt acts like they re-defined the fucking word for some reason.

*you're

Even Dio thinks it's too hard.

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Women made it up so they think they have any value

List could also be used to reference game journalists whenever someone posts an awful article made by them on this Malaysian Perfume Testing forum

well memed fellow 9gagger

>sekiro is TOO hard now let me tell you why communism is the true answer to life

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Why is it that every person complaining about developers not putting huge anime tits and getting whiny about characters with a slightly-darker-than-pale skin color (things that they want) also happen to get furious when people complain about developers not including a mode that makes things a little less frustrating (thing that they want)?

Confirmation bias at it's finest

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Well that's how you sell your vidya to PC gamers who only play uninspired multiplayer garbage like Dota 2

>He insulted based god emperor trump no no no!!!

shut the fuck up and suck my dick boi

RSI is a bitch.

That said, there were times when magazines did guides on how to get through tough places in games, and now we have this.

General marriage statistics is pretty useless except for antifamily and antinatalist propaganda. You should look up statistics for your demographic (education, income, etc), and I bet it would be like 17% divorce rate.

Do you honestly believe communism is better than America under Trump? I'm not a Trump supporter but anything is better than communism.
See

I wouldn't never, it's never been properly done without foreign interests screwing it over.

T. Sekiro help general #43553

I'm a woomer and I thought it was pretty easy.

This is the first time i've seen this!
That fat nigger just needs to off himself LMAO!!
Some things are just not meant to be for you, fattie, stop trying to accomodate everything for you, stupid little bitch!
Fuck that faggot.

A woomer? Like still in the womb? wtf doc get this babby off my 4chins

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All the twitchspergs shitting their britches over how hard Sekiro is are zoomers except for maybe someone like DSP.

This game was not meant for zoomers. It requires a discipline they as a generation do not understand.

>T. Sits on Yea Forums most of his waking hours

>clapitalists
yeah guys, communi-
>sound of banks too big to fail being bailed out
sm just don't work, capitalism is the only tru-
>sound of all but the largest companies being bought out, screwing consumers over
e way to go, just look at the greatest co-
>sound of homeless, starving, bankrupt living in the streets and soup kitches being swept aside
untry in the world, good ol' US of A
>yeehaws

Sure thing pal

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Mmm, this bait is pretty good, I think I will eat it.

This takes resources from the developer and and channels them to appease individuals outside of the target market. Consider your favorite thing and now it's just a little bit worse because someone else didn't like it for what it was.

>games journos
>boomers

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So shitty (((video game journalists))) can pump out their garbage reviews as fast as possible. It's all about getting the most clicks as fast as possible so obviously a hard game which requires them to git good makes them assblasted, hence the whining. Plus most of them do this because they failed in what they really wanted a career in so they naturally suck at vidya.

>capitalism is great, you just need to work hard doing what you live and you'll get everything you ever wanted!
>Oops, looks like you didn't pick a specific pre-approved occupation! What, you don't want to work as a glorified laborer with a piece of paper maintaining the status quo?

Because journos need those clicks. They make titles like this not because it is a well written article it is because people will give them shitton of clicks and they are happy that site is getting traffic so they shill that shit everywhere to force a discussion and then some of anons are gonna go check if that shit is real or to shit on them in the comments. Regardless the reason they still get the clicks they baited for.

>I love having the freedom to play games on any mode they have!
>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DOESN'T THIS GAME HAVE AN EASY MODE????
>DEVS I DEMAND YOU BOW TO ME AND ADD ONE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, JUST FUCKING DO IT

Literally nobody is saying this

Call me a pussy but I can't bring myself to do a Shura run.
Having to kill bro Isshin, Emma and betray Kuro would make me feel like shit.

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>Literally an article saying Sekiro neds to respect its players and add an easymode

The question is, why niggas that are so uninterested in the hobby write about it? Be a zoomer or a boomer, faggots that can't put a fucking effort should fuck off.

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Is there a single voice from actual people asking for an easy mode or is it videogame journalists against the world?

The reason you two morons are getting so upset over an old .jpg is because you know it's true.

its just that gaming has gotten so mainstreamed that even the most retarded normies gets to have an opinion about games which isn't even marketed towards them

also boomer > zoomer

t. boomer

>post something stupid
>get told it's stupid
lmao y-you're jsut mad!!!

How is it?

It's not stupid.
Communism is cancer.
Capitalism is shit but go ahead and show me a better period in the world's history as far as quality of life goes. I'll wait.

The problem is that it isn't 2011 anymore.
I listened to a bunch of old podcasts last year and one talked about Dark Souls at TGS and the people didn't like it and then just moved on.
If Fromsoft still had the status it had back then nobody would be flipping a titty.
Journos would go "6/10 I didn't like it." and then type out the next shallow excuse for a review.

But Fromsoft is notorious now.
Their titles can not be quite so easily ignored.
The own failure to persevere is seen as a slight against ones credentials as a reviewer and it damage their fragile ego.
These hapless dick-shits now feel left out because fundamentally they don't see virtue in challenge.
They don't enjoy actually being tested because it makes them come face to face with their own inability.

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They can do it, I'm still gonna make fun of them for being a bitch

>America
>high quality of life

Sure, let me work 70-80 hours a week at 70% of the currently available jobs just to afford a shitty apartment, broken car, and shitty processed food.
>don't spend money just save it!
>just buy a better car!
>just move somewhere better!

You can't keep sweeping that shit under the rug and blaming the issues on someone else.

Why am I not surprised the commies keep giving away free (you)'s.