Why do nintendies hate on this masterpiece?

>better graphics than the original
>much MUCH better frame rate
>dpad offers precise control than you couldn't get with the floppy stick on the N64
>more content
>more characters to play as
>better music quality
>portable

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its soulless

>can't run without pressing a button or using touch screen
It's shit, props for adding content but lost all goodwill by forcing multiple characters to get stars by gimping Mario. Dobson Mario is the final nail that made it a 2/10.

dobson mario?

>dpad offers precise control than you couldn't get with the floppy stick on the N64
No way.

Hardly any of the new content is even good.

>dpad offers precise control than you couldn't get with the floppy stick on the N64

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the dpad kills it. the control is fucking terrible compared to an analog stick. all the other changes I personally prefer but the dpad is such an unforgivable downgrade

>better graphics than the original
Yeah if you cheat with an emulator. The artstyle got buttraped. Everything was remade to be soulless. Bob Omb Battlefield for example now looks like a deaf autmun field.

>much MUCH better frame rate
MIH FRAMERATE, stfu faggot the framerate is playable

>dpad offers precise control than you couldn't get with the floppy stick on the N64
Straight up blatant lie

>more content
Yeah whoopieeeee more filler stars like silver stars and half assed levels acting as glorified hallways to a boss arena

>more characters to play as
Yoshi is gimmicky, Wario controls like shit and is useless, and Luigi breaks the game

>better music quality
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go listen to that trash soundfont of Isle Delfino and say that sounds good

>portable
Hey look asshole I can cheat too, just emulate SM64 on PSP bro hurf durf but moreover:

>Playing bing bing wahoo games outside in public like a neckbeard virgin

360 degrees of movement became 8 directions

They didn't nail the responsive combat and thus shouldn't have bothered at all making it.

The remake is trash but the game is with it for the minigames alone

I want to see what the other 17 levels they scrapped from SM64 were

I agree with you except for BOB
All that they did was make it less generic. It's not like they made every grass level in the game use that color.

The art style is worse
The lighting is worse
The controls are worse and this part is not debatable

It's cool they added content, multiplayer and I love the mini games. Great use of touch screen. But it's not superior to the original.

>muh soul/soulless meme

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have you been turning her on every once in a while Yea Forums?

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when do you honestly need more than 8 directions?
Also the run button is better than fighting with the stick

You know /v is full of zoomers when nobody mentions how fucking amazing it felt to have mario 64 portable in 2005,literally surreal pure heavenly pleasure experience

Less options is never better. You can not make any argument for less options.
You don't need two legs, should I cut off one of your's?

The only people I could imagine fighting with the stick are retards in infomercials and I'm pretty sure those are paid actors acting clumsily on purpose.

You know that someone is living in the past when they try to use an argument that was only valid in the 2000s right now.

No, this is like saying the Mortal Kombat GB games were good because they were portable while ignoring they can't compare to the original.

>t. never owned an N64
Those fuckers got floppy just months after use

t. mad n64 kiddie with several hand deficiencies because of the trash n64 controller

ok but 64 DS not only is comprable to the original, it's better.

Starting a fucking Mario game AS Yoshi is fucking retarded. The 64 controller was designed specifically for SM64. D-Pad is shit.

Thats the way games should be analized

Mine still works to this day so you either got a shit controller or handled it like a gorilla.

kino

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because L is Real

I fucking hate a run button and won't bother with touch controls so it's a significantly worse experience for me compared to a game where I could easily run around and clear everything without a worse control scheme and splitting Mario's abilities between multiple characters making switching mandatory.

No, because we are living right now

>better graphics than the original
Better character models. The graphics on the whole were worse.

OOT and MM are the real tragedies
nintendo should never remake games

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>Yoshi is gimmicky, Wario controls like shit and is useless, and Luigi breaks the game
explain

because it changed some unpolished early N64 era models to actually fit with the mario artstyle

I used to wish that they would have made brand new 3D Mario game on DS. Haven't played 64 DS in well over 10 years, but I at least remember the new content being pretty neat.

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No, all the textures are better but the game is very pixelated since the ds version lacks aliasing ,looks good on the ds screen , not so good in a modern tv unless you upscale it/apply filters

I do, I play my GBA games on her since the battery in my SP is absolute wank.

HOW COULD THEY
SOULESS!!!111!

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I liked the game but Luigi is laughably overpowered. His backflip trivializes practically every challenge in the game. There's pretty much no reason to play as the other characters unless you're forced to.

>Everything was remade to be soulless
the original is one of the most soulles looking first party games on the n64

AAAAAAA BOWSER ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE BOWSER AND WIGGLER ACTUALLY HAS TEXTURES IT'S RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>dpad offers precise control than you couldn't get with the floppy stick on the N64
This is just straight up wrong.

He's talking about the power flower that inflates Mario and lets him float around for a while

better remakes than 64 ds