How can one man be this fucking dumb?

How can one man be this fucking dumb?

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>mfw I'm not Randy Pitchford
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch

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>Replies to trolls, instead of answering actual gaming questions from the media
>Openly promotes The Epic Store, while speculation and negativity are at its highest point
On the other hand, maybe we'll see the price on Borderlands 3 drop as part of the PR fallout.

Yet everyone is excited for BL3.
He's done something right.

Jeb Bush of gaming

give me a quick rundown on that photo

I don't know who thought it was a good idea. It looks like the start of a piss fetish video

What does a man his age and networth think when he makes a photo, that looks like a german gay pissporn, inside his filthy bath next to literal peestains on the floor?

And then actually fucking uploads it!?

Would the guy deciding to piss in the toilet instead of on Randy make it cuckold porn?

Cucks are proven to have an higher IQ than incel virgins
Your move

kek

>I swear officers she is not underage, she was just performing a sleight of hand!

Is that the joke Randy was trying to make here? to make himself look like he was in a piss fetish video?

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His WIFE posted it. That's the best part.

all this just so he can go
>HAHAHAHAAHA YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS FOR REAL? XD
on social media.

It looks like he's ready to receive some faggots dick in a public bathroom

Will we ever know the context to this image or is it one of those mysteries we will never know the true answer to?

feels good man

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At this point I think I rather be Anthony than Randy

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With the whole lawsuit around the existence of a corporate USB that possibly had CP on it, and Randy comes out to admit its existence but reaffirms that it wasn't CP but piss porn, you can easily assume the context of that photo

Anyone know where Cuck Burch is? He's gone from twitter and last I heard he got fired from Riot
>yfw he's secretly writing BL3

no way in hell, Pitchford still has the rabid borderlands series fandom on his side. After fucking up his Riot job by casting couching female employees, Burch has nothing.

Randy has had sex and you have not. I find that really funny

Is this shopped? His eyes aren't red and his hair isn't a fucking mess

All that talk but nobody explains what's going on

Probably living in his sister's basement.

He went into super shill mode for Epic and basically tweeted an essay on how BL3 and the EGS are the future that will kill steam TLDR here:
reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/bcsou4/randy_pitchford_explains_his_support_for_egs/

>inb4 leddit

Stop these threads already. Randy redeemed himself with Risk of Rain 2. Fucking bigots.

Don't make fun of Chucklefuck either because they published Risk of Rain.

>Randy redeemed himself

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>publisher
>doing ANYTHING

hey lil fellow? watcha doing down there?

want to see what a cobra looks like?

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I never understood why this Randy image gets memed on here, can someone explain?

It looks funny.

he looks like a whore about to get gloryholed

Because it looks so fucking sketchy
>piss on floor
>that dirty fucking sink
>the dark room lit only by the camera flash
>randy straight up looking like he's either starring in a romanian piss porn, or about to be executed by the mob. Potentially both.

It looks like sketchy humiliation or piss porn which fits more to his narrative than "he took cause he thought it was funny", which is what he claims
His wife posted it and no one really knows why cause that's one weird fuckin image to post of your husband

This'll forever be an iconic image.