Why has there been no good DK games?

Why has there been no good DK games?

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The DKC games are among the best platformers of all time, what are you talking about?

Fuck off Miyamoto

this, Tropical Freeze is a lot better than DKC who already is a top tier platformer

Because DK is for trannys.

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Trannies play all types of video games. Even your favorites. May as well quit the hobby and kill yourself.

HE HAS NO DONG

are all games that have ever been played to the SGDQ for trannies now ? am I only allowed to play online games ?

Was there ever a source on the quote? From what I heard all he actually said was "STOP MASTURBATING OVER DKC'S VISUALS"

SNES Trilogy and Tropical Freeze are all GOTY material.

Returns and Jungle Beat are good.

64 is average, a game made of Banjo's leftover scraps that feels nothing like DKC. Not sure why it gets loved so much outside of Meme territory.

HE HAS NO DICK
HE HAS NO BALLS
THIS KONGS BRAINS ARE NOW ON THE WALLS

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DK64 had potential but Rare shat the bed when backtracking becomes more of a nightmare.

Trannies also breath oxygen.

why does OP suck dongs for fun ?

fake quote

kek'd hard

>the virgin DKC
>the chad DK '94

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Donkey Kong 64

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Gamers and people who play video games are two mutually exclusive groups.

>Could've had a OG DK series that would be fun as fuck to do more.
>Rather make the OG DK series into a fucking Lemmings clone
Who's the dumbass that thought it was a good idea to make the series a focus on the fucking toy Mario.

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Why are you being this dishonest? (To get replies, it seems. You could have just written "let's talk about DK games")

Transexuals and apes have NO rights.

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honesty and positivity goes straight to page 10

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>he's even doing the ok sign with his hand

>not posting mike k pencenstein

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