Choose 1

Just give me the gun senpai. I want off

Anything that requires internet.

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Switch the sports room with the drinks and you've got mine

Pretty much. Mine switched the gymnasium for audio equipment.

You get the internet dumdum

pretty much mine

pc+internet+groceries+furniture+windows+gym+books+doctors+tv+2 plates of food

I never see this kind of thread take off anymore, I like seeing what user picks and why.

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>computer
>windows
>internet
>furniture
>gorceries
>gym
>audio equipment
>woman
>drugs
>alcohol
e-z. at first i thought you could only choose 3, no matter what you do then youre fucked

You realize the game will fuck you relentlessly on the RNG, right?

Sounds like paradise, why i even need to receive money for that?

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Behemoth
Black
Worship
Majesty

...

Imagine fighting 10 creatures with 10 HP. Spear would be the worst option by a mile.

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dagger because speed builds are based
PC, TV, consoles, luxury furniture, internet, groceries, gym, doctors, windows, sports room

>no books
Yeah, I get it, computer+internet, but then
>reading off a screen

You don't need a weight room AND a sports room you meathead.

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It depends on how crits work in the game. If crits translate to automatic hits, then the calculation to hit might not truly be 50%.

>When slowing down or stopping time, you think and move at normal speed.
So basically it does fucking nothing?

Pen and paper is totally redundant as an option when you have a computer that can run Notepad and Paint.

Ramune without hesitation

What happens if I don't pick the doctors and get sick? Do they just let me die?

???
No, you'll always feel yourself moving and thinking at normal speed, but time slows down or stops around you. So to everyone else, you'll appear to be moving really fast or teleporting.

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The electrical cell market wouldn't use the new material because it would kill their business. We already have superior electricity-storing materials to lithium-based compounds, but no one sells them in any significant quantity due to the market having adjusted and set itself in lithium cells.

bottom middle, that would be a good joke

In pvp if there's kiting involved, the stick is superior.

Someone post a gf one so I can feel like a lonely piece of shit

The choice is obvious

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>imagine if the weapon was in its worst situation and all the other ones were in their best situation duuuuude that weapon would totally suck
it's almost like the whole game wouldn't be like that, why do retards always do this?

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>Do you want batteries that vastly outstrip current ones making wonder technologies possible, a material that makes a space elevator trivial to construct, or are you still mad about a shitty ball of rock?
Death is too good for these people.

Vegetarian/Hawaiian/garlic bread ;^)

INT buff to the masses would probably end up doing more long-term good than anything else on the list

Optimal choice is:
>Computer
>Internet
>Groceries
>Books (Include cookbooks, books for entertainment, and some books for whatever)
>Furniture
>Windows
> Pen and Paper
>Training Room
>Doctors
>Female companion.

It covers all of your basic needs as well as social needs. One might believe the books and pen and paper are rendered obsolete by the computer, however, the situation does not consider power outages and weather. Plus, you can use the pen and paper to draw for degenerates to upload to the internet for extra money, which can be used to buy more things like digital art tools and the like. Or fetish gear to enjoy with the woman.

The sports room is definitely a bait. Who would you play with in there? You're locked inside the apartment complex, implying you can't leave. Inviting people over would be too risky, unless you can actually invite the swat team over for a game and they don't murder you?

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Hawaiian
Vegetarian
Soda

Surely there must be something we can work out.

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you can graph this out with basic probability theory

by just looking at it i think think the staff will surpass the other 2 on an infinite timeline

Pep, big cheese, soda.
Not even going to go for the tv show or restaurant, I just want to be a good cook.

Samurai would be pretty good, but it doesn't specify how long the time slow would last, and by what percentage?

Meatlovers, Big Cheese, and... aw heck Cheesecake, I'd go with Soda, but I'm actually aiming for Cheesecake IRL.

>A. 1*100%*(100) = 100
>B. 3*50%*(0.75*50+0.25*150) = 112.5
>C. (1/3)*80%*(500) = 133.33...

Fixed that for you mathlet

I like to shoot some hoops sometimes

...you never shot some hoops alone?
Also you can jog around it, maybe play some squash, it might also have climbing bars on the sides. Cardio is more important than strength for long term health. And you can train all your muscle groups with a pull-up bar and a floor, just look up bodyweight progression on your computer with internet.

>but it doesn't specify how long the time slow would last
Presumably less than a month

Yes

wyrm
mechanical
hibernation
majesty
pass me the batteries bro
Batmobile, it'll really cut down on my morning commute. the other stuff is worthless to me
big cheese+vegetarian
soda
the lewd one

I've been a shut-in NEET for the past 20 years living off welfare. Where's my fucking $10 million ;_;

coatl
bronze
hibernation
sagacity

Big Cheese
Margherita
Soda

With food & lodging secured, all my earnings can just go straight to my retirement fund.

>100x energy
pretty weak desu, and the bottom four can all be done indirectly with human intervention (schooling, invasive surgery, FARMING NIGGA and lol pluto) gotta get my adamantium

Cherry Soda seems like the most abusable, since it also gives you the effects of ginger ale, and root beer sounds like other people would notice it happening and therefore limits the shenanigans you can pull.

Fuck, I think I last saw this image in 2015? Nice to see it come around again

>Where's my fucking $10 million
out there irl waiting for you to claim it by working

>People choosing soda over garlic bread

You're holding everyone back.

What is the formula you're using? I want to try this while I'm playing.

I'm under the assumption that the drinks option would include shit like cases of soda and whatnot.

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>Choosing other's betterment over your own

Ah yes, typical American. You're just temporarily poor right? You'll get those millions soon. You betcha!

Why would you not choose Concentrated Power?

S-Pear all day erry day

Because Pluto is the best choice.

Ugh I ran out of things I need/want way too soon.

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wyrm
scaleless
hibernation
masked

But you benefit as well. Technological advancement to that point combined with the slices would already guarantee you a comfy life. Everybody wins with garlic bread.

>Ah yes, typical American
Wrong guess, but continue to cope with your NEET status by lying to yourself that you never would have been rich anyway if you'd actually tried :^)

What retard wouldn't go Vegetarian + Margherita + Soda?

But I hate *punk aesthetic. And technology is advancing too fast anyway, you need only look at how retardedly humanity handled the advent of the internet to see that.

Especially since they specific pen not pencil, So if you fuck up a drawing you are basically fucked.

>cherry soda
>play roulette
>put it all on black
>150% chance of winning
i like those odds

the food thing is complete trash
1000kj is 240kcal, which is like 10% of the daily necessary calorie intake

and what the fuck is
>gain skills equal to 10 points of current IQ
supposed to mean

Gym
Computer
Internet
Consoles
TV
Luxury
Doctors
Drinks
Groceries
Swedish cuisine

Because good lodgings you can change every 6 months are drastically more expensive than good food?
And I mean even if you had Margherita would you really want to eat out for every single meal? The restaurant experience has its downsides and most places aren't open at breakfast time

No sex why?

For pve, the sword (or spear) depending on how much health the enemy has.

For pvp, the dagger since you want the unpredictability and the chance to land multiple crits like a chad.

cherry seems like it might overlap with cream soda also

>Supreme, Vegetarian, Soda

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Because it's short term. Fleet of Mind is infinitely better in the long run.

luck best stat brother

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Lemon-Lime because i hate forgetting shit so easily, I want to soak information like a sponge and use every morsel of it.

big cheese, meatlovers, and soda

Dragonborn
Bronze
Hibernation
Sagacity

I will become heroic dragon man

It's not as great as you would think.

>Capable of eating the most delicious, unhealthy and expensive shit you want for free
>Never get unhealthy or sick from it or anything because of Vegetarian
>Guaranteed safe life with Soda

I reported this thread to the mods because this has become off topic. Have your stupid unrelated threads on Yea Forums next time.

Easy

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>literally Bahamut

>Leave me the fuck alone you scaly fucking shits

you're a fucking retard

See

>he picked Big Gay
yikes

>announcing a report
Somebody didn't read the list very well then

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ironically the dagger would feel the best to use due to the high attack speed despite the low accuracy and damage wise it's not a lot lower than s-pear for a lot of convenience.

yeah, but fuck you

choosing cola makes you go insane from sleep deprivation

I assume that groceries includes non- alcoholic beverages

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>you can sleep if you want to

>Bahamut, The Platinum Dragon God
>Black
fuck you

Instead of 10 years can it be for the rest of my life?

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You get paid 10 million, so you could just pay someone to put you back in there

Different Bahamut you dummy

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Fuck dude
>Free PC and piracy
>Free sex
>Free lodging for 10 years
>Free food
>Free access to my own sports facility
>Free luxury furniture
>Free books
>Free game consoles and games

And I get 10 million dollars? I wish this were real.

thorned dagger, along as on hit effect stacks >internet
>computer
>2 plates of any dish
>training equipment
>Drug (weed most of the time, acid when shit gets boring)
>windows
>luxury furniture
>world's best doctors
>3 drinks of my choice (coke, whiskey, orange juice)
>woman to have sex with

What the fuck is the downside?

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>computer
>tv
>furniture
>internet
>groceries
>2 dishes
>books
>training equipment
>doctors
>thot
easy as fuck

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10 choices is way too generous. I will choose 3 because it's more interesting
>pc
>internet
>groceries
you're going to have to do free-weight body training to stay healthy, but the PC + internet are huge for staying sane during those 10 years

baka user there's something called opportunity costs

restaurant meals you probably won't even want to eat more than once a day because visiting restaurants regularly means having to be away from your house all the time, vs. a nice penthouse in a city of your choice, worth potentially millions of dollars

with margherita pizza you get a slightly better version of something you already have, with big cheese you get a much better version of something you already have

Just give me all the things I need to study languages for ten years and the sex. I want to leave knowing Japanese, Mandarin, Korean, Russian, French, Italian, and German.

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Do I have to use all 6 seconds at once? Can I just use very short bursts to glide?

that would be mine too, but what if you had only 2 choices?

>falling for the window meme

>2 choices
drugs and gun pls

A thot-free life is a life worth living.

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I wish I were an immortal entity who spends his time catching up with his massive fucking backlog of unfinished shit I need to do.

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I'm a Majestic Blue Dragonborn that's immortality is based on Gold.

>Do I have to use all 6 seconds at once?
Yes, it's not a jetpack it's a tank of gas.

Why thank you. I was considering putting it down but then I realised that I hate women and I could just masturbate

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lemon lime and root beer mix would be overpowered

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Go away Dunkelzahn

>Behemoth
>white
>Worship
>Divine

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>computer
auto pick
>TV
obsolete with the computer
>gaming consoles
also arguably obsolete with the computer unless you want the most up-to-date games
>windows
High tier pick, to be in the darkness for so long would become unbearable very quickly.
>Luxury furniture
Not so bad if you have an extra space
>Internet
Mandatory if you pick the computer
>Groceries
High tier pick, even if you can't cook, raw veggies and fruits are pretty good. Provides a decent snack otherwise.
>Burger King
Low tier pick, would get old quickly.
>Swedish cusine
Obsoleted by other food choices
>Any dish I want
Probably the best food choice, especially when combined with the groceries option.
>30 books
Really good pick, especially if you like to read. Kind of obsoleted with the computer though books are harder to pirate and it could be a good rest on your eyes.
>Training equipment
Another high tier pick to prevent your body from withering away from being inside all day
>Audio equipment
Eh. Obsoleted with the internet + computer
>Sports room
Solid pick just to have some room to run around.
>1 pen and 100 sheets of paper
Kind of nice?
>Glock
Whats the fucking point of this
>Favorite drug
Eh. Could be good if you get bored?
>Drinks
A good extra pick if you have room
>Doctors
I'd probably say this is a mandatory pick too. Just too nice to say no to it.
>Sex
Free sex without having to worry about pregnancy is nice.

With this is mind the best choice would probably be:
1. Computer
2. Windows
3. Furniture
4. Internet
5. Groceries
6. Any dish you want
7. Training Equipment or Sports Room
8. Free books
9. World's Best Doctors
10. Sex

All of your bases are covered, food, sex, comfy living environment, physical activity, education and entertainment. Sacrificing the TV, gaming consoles, burger king, Swedish cuisine, audio equipment, paper, glock, drugs and drinks is fine since they are obsoleted by other picks.

Dragonborn
Mechanical
Guardian
Masked

>Kind of nice?
doesn't really do much you can't already do on pc with notepad and MS Paint, it's not worth taking as its own choice over something else

Shenlong
Mechanical
Guardian
Sagacity

Man these are cool

sword and call the shopkeeper cute
PC
Internet
Training equipment
Drinks
Books
Paper
Groceries
Furniture
Manta
Crystal
Guardian
Divine
Orange soda
I was really considering Ramune
Hero of children
Fleet of mind
Kung fu titty monster
Pepperoni
Vegetarian
Pasta
Pimp

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Computer
Internet
Windows
Training Equipment
Groceries
2 dishes
Furniture
Doctors
Woman
If the computer comes with a drawing tablet, then books, otherwise pen and paper

next thing I know 10 years has gone by, I have 10 mil on my account, and extreme sadness upon realizing that I'll never see the qt3.14 that I've spent countless intimate moments with ever again

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fast spEEEED

>3 deliveries of Swedish cuisine a day

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eh, don't a girl

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I only need 5, put me in

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>For Entertainment
Computer
Tv
Gaming Consoles
Internet
Drugs

>For survival
Windows
Groceries
Doctors
Gym
Sex

this is fucking dumb

why would you waste points on the things like consoles, radio and music, TV, books, pen and paper that you could do on with the computer that apparently you don't even need the internet for since you can somehow still torrent on it

and the plates of any dish you want also makes the burger king, groceries and swedish cuisine redundant since you can ask for all three and more

the gun is also pointless since it even points out you can overdose with the drugs if you want a neck yourself option

Yeah, 10 items it way too generous. PC, net, docs and 2 plates of any food is plenty. Also PC and internet covers TV, music and books.

Windows = Reddit
Swedish cuisine = Yea Forums

Behemoth
Black
Guardian
Terror
Fuck breath attacks I'll guard my city with my practically invincible body, most others would be too scared to even try and mess with me

1 seems the best

>Supreme
>Vegetarian
>Garlic bread
>Become a Charismatic politician in the new high-tech world and rule to the end of my long lifespan free of health issues

NONE OF THEM GIVES ME A GF

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Dragonborn
Mechanical
Guardian
Sagacity

Transforming robo-dragonman Buddha would make a neat anime premise.

You're overdoing it with food.

I choose the dagger because I like daggers

Choose your weapon

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Cherry Soda, no question.

fist obviously

bow is shit. also i go fist

10 choices makes this way too easy, not even going to bother

fist

>not pairing up with a cute scaleless divine Tianlong gf that will serve as the world's longest bodypillow and constantly reassure you on how your happiness together has long been foretold by the stars
Get a load of this casual.

Fist

Whats the super or magic?

computer+internet+modern luxury+doctors+training equipment + 2 plates served+ the 3 kind of drinks + windows fo rmy apartment+ groceries and indoor sport room
gg when you will come for me?

Do you know long 3 seconds is in combat? 1 attack per 3 seconds is beyond dogshit.

>fist
>stronger than bow
>almost as strong as sword but 2x as fast
>can parry weapons
Why does anybody in this game use anything besides their fists and maybe katanas or magic, depending on how the rage mechanics and spells function?

do you realize that a P of 1.0 is a 100% crit chance

Balance patch here

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Behemoth, Black, Worship, Divine.
Become an absolute powerhouse with immunity from most attacks and being multiple times the size of others. The immortality feeds itself because people tend to worship super-giant invulnerable dragons that give them good luck.

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Memory Pry is the only one that can be used responsibly with minimal consequences and dangers for yourself or others, so I guess I pick that one.

This qt loli gets it

Still easy.

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Meatlovers is easily the best thing on this list, combine with supreme or veg and you can basically seduce anyone you want. While you fags are off enjoying enjoying your lame houses and boring lives I'll be living the high life as queen Elizabeth's gigolo

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internet, computer, doctors, 2plates, 3drinks

im assuming doctors provide all required medications i might need, if not replace 2plates with drugs and i use my drug picks for medical purposes

Why the fuck would you want doctors?
Just don't eat sugary shit, fast once in a while for the healing properties: bam. Never sick

I'm shit at cooking so I'll fucking starve to death. Balance patch is still pretty easy though.

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food, shelter, medical care
these are the three securities all people should have

just torrent the books

PC, internet, groceries, sports room, doctors. EZ

>reading e-books

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I haven't been to a doctor since I was a toddler and I'm the healthiest person I know.
Stop taking meds, stop stuffing your face with addictive food, and you'll be healthy too.

You can be perfectly healthy and have some random health issue come up, like a kidney stone. 10 years is a fair amount of time.

It's not RNG, health issues come up because you're not healthy.

Shopkeeper should not put himself down like that, he is a handsome guy.

>just dont get sick lol
fuck dude why didnt I think of that?

Without windows you'd go insane

>works for me :^)
enjoy scratching yourself and getting a freak infection and dying of sepsis

No, it quite literally is RNG as far as certain things are concerned. Especially anything connected to genetics; you can work towards preventing them, but you are never truly safe from them.

>health issues come up because you're not healthy.
We define "unhealthy" as "one who has health issues". You literally just said "you're unhealthy because you're unhealthy". Nice going, Einstein.

I prefer Linux myself, but alright.

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shut the fuck up, nerd

All the food/junkfood options, a fridge, and the woman. She will be fed with all the junkfood for 10 years or until she "breaks", in which she will be replaced with the latest version of it; I expect the replacement to be the same weight as the one being replaced.

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>stop taking medication for diseases I don't have and you'll be healthy too!
Amazing medical advice, if only the world knew that medicine was the cause of all illness.

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sword of accuracy. s-pear if i want those big dick crits. fuck thorned dagger

I actually said "don't do things that are known to make you sick" but sure, whatever strawman works for you.
Interesting projection.
No, it quite literally is not. Everything has a reason, and shitty habits is the biggest one.
>we define
I don't give a shit about the opinion of an indoctrinated addict.
Medicine, especially antibiotics, absolutely destroys your immune system.

Keep drinking your coffees.
Keep consuming sugar.
Keep eating processed shit.
Health is just random lmao right

Shenlong
Blue
Worship
Majesty
Time to be a minor weather diety

Cherry soda
Also, Club soda is super underpowered

The kid, I'd take whore of babylon but I don't get super charisma powers so I'm screwed

Samurai

Supreme, Meatlovers, Garlic Bread

actually nothing's rng, everything that has happened and ever will happen is linked in an unbroken causal chain going back to the beginning of time and nothing you do or don't do can ever change your fate, because you were always fated to do or not do that thing in the first place

what i'm saying is lmao @ ur life if you're the loser who's fated to be unhealthy, fucking pity you skilless scrubs, I'll be over here on my 11/10 perfectly healthy adonis worldline (that you can't do anything about because anything you do (or don't do) would, in fact, be part of what helps make me perfectly healthy) hahahahaaha see you suckers

My fucking windows have been constantly making noise at the slightest breeze, every night I hear drunk fucking teenagers shout at eachother and cars going past at 4am and to top it off all I hear are seagulls constantly fucking screeching.

Nigger you have no idea what a blessing it would be to not have windows. If I wanted to simulate having windows I'd play ten hours of screeching seagulls and normalfag music and bash my face against the wall

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Tell me what I could have done differently to stop myself from getting Cystic Fibrosis.
No really, I'm all ears.

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I would probably take the girl not so much for "omg gun put penor in vajayjay me man now" but for some plain old human company

>Just don't have any sort of genetic diseases. What's wrong with you people?

hey did you know that in our current day and age we have less overall health problems than we did back when we didn't have things like medicine, antibiotics, coffee, abundant sugar, processed food, and other things like that?

turns out it's really easy to die when you don't make use of any of our modern technology!

Try not having shit genetics you poor retard

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>medicine destroys your immune system
Imagine actually believing that taking an anti-inflammatory somehow drops your T-cell count.

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It'd be different if it was once a day or something but an hour of sex once a week is pitiful. You'd get more meaningful female interaction from watching a fucking camwhore.

>Just have better RNG
Thanks for admitting you're a retard.

I don't think you'd have to worry about those things at trump tower

I'll RNG (Rape, Neghole, Gape) your ass you fucking moron

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I wrote it out like this

DamagePerMin = X * Y/100 * 60/Z

Where X = the weapons damage per hit
Y = Weapon accuracy
Z = Time per attack

I came to about the same conclusion, at least when comparing the spear and the sword. Sword does 6k damage per min, where the Spear will do somewhere around 8k per min on average.

How much does it cost to tell the shopkeeper he’s a total cutie?

It could be related to the habits of your parents.
Unhealthy people make unhealthy offspring.

Pc, Intternet is obvious.
Training equipment for basic excercise.
2 plates, so I can keep some diversity in my food
And windows, without natural light one would eventualy go mad.

We also have way more cancer and obesity, go figure!
If you're raised on medicine you'll end up needing it your whole life because you'll get sick all the time.

Behemoth
Black
Hibernation
Sagacity
And then just chill for eternity as one of the wonders of the world. Basically just laze around and talk to the people who come to see my huge dragon bod. You'd have to pick somewhere slightly difficult to get to, to cut down on tourists.

>just have different parents, bro!
It's like you have a genetic disorder yourself.

>drug
>pc
>groceries
>internet

I really hope you're not defending sugar and processed food because that shit is literally designed to
>cost the least to produce using the cheapest material
>be the most addictive as possible
If you are actually defending it then you're coping hard

maybe for boss fights, but 1 attack every 3 seconds is brutal slow.

Your parents were not healthy, and so you are not healthy. What the fuck is your point anymore?

I noticed how you didn't even try to defend yourself or reason out how anti-inflammatory medicine somehow compromises your immune system. If I didn't know any better I would think that you're an absolute idiot who had no idea what he was talking about.

pretty sure the spear is strictly better than the sword. guessing the dagger is mathematically the best tho

Why do you need anti-inflammatory medicine?
Oh right, because you consume a high-carb diet that causes inflammation.

How about not doing that

Try reading the reply chain if you're even capable of such a rigorous task.
said that RNG wasn't a part of it, and your only response to my post was "just don't get born to unhealthy people."
I'm serious this time, do you have Down's or something?

Wyvern
Crystal
Hibernation
Masked

The point "RNG isn't a part of it" doesn't mean "you are in total control of who you are"
You fucking absolute retard.
It simply means everything has a cause that could have been avoided, by you or somebody else.

>the only source of inflammation is a high-carb diet
Looks like I was wrong, you obviously know everything about the human body. Truly a vast wealth of knowledge right here.

What's another source of inflammation then bucko

stop ruining my chance to vent about Seagulls and teenagers getting more sex than me

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If everyone keeps their adult minds, then childhood paradise sounds very cute and funny

>health issues come up because YOU'RE not healthy
Amazing, you've actually managed to fail to read eight simple words in a post directly linked to you, yet are adamant in calling someone else a retard.
Don't stop now user, I could use all the laughter I can get.

what

Not him but you're being slightly retarded, user.

Fucking allergies for one. You know, those things that are heavily tied to G E N E T I C S?
Plus a hodgepodge of different illnesses and infections, which you're convinced will never happen unless you take medicine in the first place.

>We also have way more cancer
Only because people used to fucking die before they lived long enough to get cancer.

>obesity
Only because most people used to be so poor they literally couldn't eat for days at a time.

>I really hope you're not defending sugar
uh it's kind of vital to your survival and it's in basically everything you eat, from breads you baked from wheat you grew and milled yourself to vegetables you grew yourself from the soil to a fucking free range organic steak you butchered yourself

>processed food
Okay no, please define "processed food". Exactly what is a "processed food"? Do you mean things like margarine, sandwich meat, and floppy cheese? Because yeah, you shouldn't be eating that shit, because it's low-quality and doesn't fucking taste good. But that's not the only kind of fucking processed food. You use white flour? Baking flour? Baking soda or baking powder? White sugar? Table salt? Kosher salt? Processed. You buy any part of animal you did not specifically raise and slaughter yourself, including from that swanky little butcher on the corner? Processed. You buy milk ever in your entire life? Eggs? Cheese, even cottage? Yogurt, even unsweetened Greek? Processed. Hey, you ever go down to your local farmer's market and pick up a deformed carrot that's crawling with worms and dirt and looked dead in the eye of the man selling it to you and asked if it's been processed and he tells you no and you go home and eat that? You just ate fucking processed food, faggot, guarantee you.

>steak has sugar in it
oh my god

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Now don't cop out with something simple like that, explain why you couldn't read eight simple words and assumed that having different parents was somehow not a part of RNG or at least how it was a part of YOU being unhealthy.
Go on, give it a shot.

>steak
>sugar
Ask me how I know you're obese and/or have a huge hormone imbalance

I have, here:

Healthy bastard. not enough human interaction. Can I interact with doctors? Do I have access to psychiatrists and psychologists?

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Vegetables are not healthy, it's all bullshit so the agriculture industry, doctors, and pharmacies keep making money.

he's right, you dont blame bad rng for your health issues, you blame your parents for their shitty decisions

Burger nutritional awareness.

You're either claiming that being born into certain circumstances is not RNG or you're claiming that your parents having control over giving birth to you is part of you personally being unhealthy.
Or you still can't read, which is the one I've got my money on.

Keep going though, this is great entertainment.

The comp, the groceries, windows, alcohol, internet, the gun, drugs, pen and paper, woman and furniture
Easy choice imho

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BRUH WOULD U SHIT IN A TOILET FOR 1 TRILLION DOLLARS?

There's nothing healthy in vegetables.
There are much more vitamins, minerals, and metals in meat, plus they are more bio-available meaning your body digests them better.
Fiber and cellulose cannot be digested and actually irritates your digestive tract.

Cholesterol becomes an issue exclusively when somebody has high inflammation throughout the body ( read: when they're obese ) because its objective is to cover up inflammation, creating plaques all over arteries. No inflammation, no plaques.

>burger
If I was american I'd be defending grains, not meat.

no

Truly the hardest choice in the thread for Indians.

>The only food available is a tasteless gruel that will provide you with all necessary nutrients for survival
>implying you're not nigg

>vegetables not healthy
>double nigg

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[an entire essay that no one will read about how I'll make this choice]

Meat tastes amazing though, also see You are a mess of mood swings due to hormone imbalance btw, stop with the literal animal feed and start eating actual quality food like meat and eggs.

Yes, dipshit. Meat has sugars in it. Do you know why? Because animals have fucking sugars in them. You know, because they fucking need sugar in order to survive. There's sugar in the blood stream. There's sugar in the muscles, which become the steak on your plate. That doesn't all just disappear when the animal dies. You know what the process is called where those sugars, over time, disappear? Fucking rigor mortis. Decomposition. The thing we try to fucking prevent so your food is fucking edible. There is literally glucose in that ribeye you ate last night, and you know what? It's part of why it tasted so fucking good.

You ever seared a steak? You just helped brown the meat and improve the flavour by fucking inducing a Maillard reaction which (ohohoho) relies on fucking sugars.

>this whole post

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You have been indoctrinated into thinking vegetables ( pointless ) and fruit ( literal balls of sugar ) are healthy because they are easy and cheap to produce on a mass scale.
Do some research instead of shutting your ears and going "BLAH BLAH I CANT HEAR YOU". It will certainly improve your health.

Meat tastes better than fruits/vegetables.
vegetables/fruits are healthier than meat.

END OF STORY

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There's hundreds of thousands of "ex-vegan" videos where they stopped because they had too many skin and health issues.
People on carnivore diets are top tier healthy though, and have blood tests and artery tests to prove it too.

Again, do some research.

depends if you're fighting big monsters or tiny ones

there's a HUGE difference between vegan and vegetarian. nigg

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If fruit and vegetables are healthier, why does eating only them not work at all, yet eating only meat and eggs work perfectly?

Are you a carnivore?

I did my research you fat idiot.
Life expectancy. Okinawa diet.

computer
vidya
groceries
burger king
internet
books
3 drinks
gym
pen and paper
doctors

That wasn't anywhere near hard, also you guys picking the woman are queers, that's one whole option gone, sure you'll miss out for 10 years but you'll get more gash than anyone with 10 mil in the bank.

>eating only fruits/veggies not work at all
I do not discuss with niggs.

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Well, this thread was nice while it lasted.

Fruit is literally a ball of sugar, you're a dumbass.
>muh vitamin
Yeah sure, meanwhile liver has so many vitamins that if you eat too much you get vitamin A poisoning. Liver is extremely nutritious, fruit isn't.

Not him but I am not by choice. I found out eating carbs makes my dermatitis act up.
I've been strict carnivore for almost a year now and I'm healthy as hell, been powerlifting too.

India, the most vegetarian country in the world, has 68 as the average life expectancy.

youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU
You're pretty delusional bud

computer
internet
groceries
gym
doctors
ez

human interaction is important too

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crit is really easy, its just chance* crit damage -1
the typical crits are 2x so its just the %

games do this to obfuscate dps and create the illusion of variety and cause people love to see random BIG NUMBERS

That's what the computer and internet is for, i just have to keep my mouth shut about trump tower. it's not an adequate substitute for real human interaction but it's better than going completely mad.

Youre not taking into account the benefits of stunlock

I personally i think that internet + female 1hour/week is not enough (even if you visit foruns + discord all day)

I'm also a mental health worker, so I know what I'm talking about

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I choose the Shopkeeper.

Well, who's the toilet, and is he cute?

>Computer
>Internet
>Groceries
>Doctor
>Window
This is probably the best one, books can be downloaded in pdf, home gym is overkill, basic calisthenics is enough, sports room would become boring because there is no one to play with. Even if there was 6 things to pick, I'd keep it same, but my additional pick would be the chick, some company every week would be nice, I would probably use the time chatting with her.

>use the time chatting with her
my nigga!

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The Gods smile on you, you may receive one of their relic weapons.

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>some company every week would be nice, I would probably use the time chatting with her.
You have the fucking internet, you'd get more meaningful interaction per week watching a random streamer.

>Jade Emperor's Guandao
>Can never miss an attack, except when it does

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A masked Umbral Dragonborn who hibernates 6 months before bringing a 9 year long period of calamity which after everyone forgets about me and I continue the cycle.

Numerically the S-Spear will do the most damage over time but without knowing the mechanics of the game it's pointless to discuss.

I think doctors are pointless if you're isolated from any kind of outside bacteria, healthy to begin with, and in your mid twenties. So for me, it would be
>PC
>Internet
>Groceries
>Apartment windows
>Training equipment
>Pen and paper
That makes 6. And I think every single one of those is required if you want to keep your sanity:
The first three are obvious. You need sunlight, especially if you don't have doctors to feed you vitamin pills, so windows. Without training equipment, your muscles will deteriorate (which is a major concern for your health), as keeping them with bodyweight training might become difficult motivation-wise when you're not moving around much.
Finally, pen and paper. You will become addicted and lose your ability to learn, and most of your brain cells, if you don't strive to learn something new every day during that time. If you want to do anythin STEM related, which is the only thing worth pursuing, you'll need pen and paper.
This concludes my analysis. I might have missed something very obvious.

Also posting my favourite CYOA.

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Behemoth
Black
Worship
Sagacity

Internet, computer, women, swedish cuisine, training equipment.
most of the stuff can be done with computer anyway so it seems kind of pointless to bother with anything else. Only hard choice is training equipment or windows since lack of sunlight has a bad effect on you but so does lack of exercise. I guess you could give up the grill and have both.

Choose 10 of 20 is mad easy esp, when you put useless shit like the gun.
>le suicidal meme
Well, then you’re doing this meme wrong

Big Cheese and Veg to maintain personal desire to have a consistent 'home' that will never go away while also being at top healt
as I have a sharp aversion to sleep(ever since I found out as a kid how long I'd spend my life sleeping) Pasta would help me come to terms with sleeping
issue is I'd probably wind up addicted to it
so probably Cheesecake as I'm working on something right now despite my near-total lack of ego hamstringing me a great deal

Is it okay if I pick the blonde woman but just talk to her or play games with her instead of having sex?

Equipment or Kid really cant pick.

Anime girl with a gun
Cornelius+Mikey
Magic tome
this would make a killer show

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PC
TV
Consoles
Windows
Luxury furniture
Internet
Doctors
Pen and paper
Swedish cuisine and/or the dishes and maybe the bag of groceries

Come on only 7 would be enough

nvm I pick Equipment

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Computer, internet, windows, Swedish cuisine, books, gym, doctors, and a sexual partner.

I don't really need anything else, but I guess luxury furniture wouldn't be a waste.

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>there are people on this board that wouldn't pick Conqueror

demon

How could you misunderstand this

>You don't feel the need to sleep anymore
>you have the energy to stay awake for several weeks
Do you think sleep deprivation factors into this?

Im not sure you did the dagger math right but regardless 1 attack every 3 seconds is way too much, especially against group of trash monsters, dagger is the best and most versatile.

i belive it

the answer will always be the wizard.

"What do you want, kupo?"

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Sin Incarnate
>fap 500 times
>win

dual wield sword and dagger easy

How much to have sex with you?

"Off limits! Kupo!"

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Dragoon plate
Ring of God
Teleport
Helmet
Megalixir trio
1 Mythril pack
2 drumsticks.

>Choose three talents!

>You can never be surprised or tricked!
>The spirits of the land serve you!
>You can transform into a terrifyingly powerful monster in times of need!
>dude sweet tats bro yeah i know bro

Ultima Weapon and I'd just start swinging about

the village

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Computer, consoles, internet, windows, luxury furniture, groceries, gym, audio, books, doctors

This, but sword is better if you face a lot of enemies with hp