>my vagina when a guy tells me he doesnt pvp and only pves
>my vagina when a guy tells me he prefers single player games over multi player games
If you arent interested in competing with other real players and are content just playing solo, being anti social and indulging escapism then I have no interest in having sex with you.
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That's your prerogative
>playing solo
I'm fine with that
Cool story, see me @ third strike. You do play fighting games, don't you? You're not some fucking coward who only plays competitive team games so they can get a carry or blame their teammates instead of their own failures, right?
Doesn’t matter insurance pays for sex.
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>arguing with holes
Sage
Of course guys I date play fighting games. My last boyfriend was a great smash player.
The gaping weeping wound that use to be a penis isn't a vagina user.
Not all multi-player is competing with other players, you can play co-op against AI.
Besides, why would anyone limit themselves to one type of game? I play singleplayer, multiplayer, and co-op.
based and dilatepilled
You don't have a vagina
Girls call it a pussy too, you retarded nigger
Too bad women won't be impressed that I'm good at Splatoon 2, though Smash is easy enough with some practice.
>brown
Yeah, I'd rather not pollute the gene pool of my progeny thanks.
Am I the only one bothered by this shit? Like, the cracks? It makes my skin itchy, it looks so disturbing
It's not natural even on the most basic way.
Every natural hole in the human body use a different kind of skin called mucosa, a self lubricating, soft and smooth skin that is well made for holes.
So the BARE MINIMUM is that they should find a way to make more of this skin and use it for any sort of hole you dig into a human.
I want to pick up a slab carefully, make sure it's not damaged in any way and take it home.
After I crush several to powder in my hands
I find pussy kinda crude and off-turning but English isn't my first language so it might just be that.
Dilate more
shut up bitch and make me a sammich
I don't like girls who play video games. I prefer women who are career driven and motivated to succeed in life.
Go to a gynecologist
I want something from underneath the ground to push those slabs upward and then it crumbles. I know it’s autistic but it’s satisfying.
I literally never play multiplayer games and have zero interest in ever changing that.
I wanna go there with a shovel, or even just my bare hands, and just move those slabs away from each other. Rip the formation apart, if that makes sense. Dig them all up, separate them and destroy them.
>wanting to spend your time dealing with mouthbreathing retards, cheaters who don't speak English, and literal children instead of getting fully immersed in a game that allows you to compete against yourself and develop your skills at a faster pace instead of dealing with subhuman trash
I'd expect nothing less from a female.
What kind of fag doesn't want a woman who aspires to be a stay at home mother?
Someone who wants more than half a salary and not a couch potato
Thats not very ambitious. I want an ambitious woman who is motivated to go far in life. Not some layabout.
>don't have to worry about cleaning your shit or making dinner
>thinks the spouse is a couch potato
well memed
Stay at home mothers are notorious cheaters, wanting one is just a step above cuckoldry
How could you stand the smell?
You're not really cucked if you go on a lot of "business trips"
smashtendies will throw meleeniggers under a bus in hopes the FGC will be cool with them, it's pretty sad
What the fuck is the point of marrying a woman you love if both of you are just going to cheat on each other????
>there are unironically people who want a gf
Fucking why? Porn is free.
Don't tell me you fell for the 'unconditional love' meme.
>vagina
You mean your open wound?
>mmo players
lmao
I dunno, you tell me. I don't get relationships at all in general.
>pretending to be a woman online
It's 2019 mate
i don't have anyone to play with
my transgina is as dry as the desert sands when a video gamer is near me
Anuses don't lubricate so your "vagina" will always be dry my dude.
A man whose wife fucks other men is a cuck.
The only way to uncuck himself is to get rid of the wife that makes him a cuck.
you can always play with your dick
>It's 2019 mate
that's exactly why he's pretending
(You) are exactly the reason why sex robots are becoming a thing.
>woman prefers games with less game and more socializing and publisher-moderated safe spaces
Sounds about right.
i don't want to fly planes though
You're pretty good at pretending to be a girl. Of course girls would like multiplayer more than single player, they can't get attention from men in single player games.
Might just be you're a faggot
single player is the ultimate safe space mate
It's true. Woms go for the chad competitors over casuals and gaymers. Same thing as chasing Chad athlete cock in high school.
>If you arent interested in having sex with others then I have no interest in having sex with you.
Ok cool
As if anyone wants to hang out with a gross ass woman. You act like some smug big shit whose full of (him)self.
Go dilate somewhere else, tranny.
I'd shove a little tobacco in there just to make sure it's as dry as possible. Ya aint lived until youve had some good bloodpussy
>my vagina
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A dyke but yes close enough.
Your vagina isn't real, tranny.
are there cute anime girls in this server?