What is the first thing that comes to your mind after seeing this?
What is the first thing that comes to your mind after seeing this?
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Milk is probably worse than you than so'y
Wow, how dare people enjoy a videogame?
Let's yell the epic meme word of the week!
thank you for allowing us to rape a series
Shit, I didn't want to fap today
Can someone edit this so he's watching some ISIS execution?
neat
This game made me feel absolutely nothing at all
Mutt McSaggy
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
T.
Do westerners, normalfags and re-edditors really have such shit taste this was somehow goty?
reminder that GoW looks like modded skyrim and snoyboys who think it has amazing graphics are braindead
HEY!!! @1:17 Jason MacDonald, there's a trophy in GOW1 HD called "The Speed of Jason MacDonald", you get it for beating the game in under 5 hours on any difficulty. I'm working on that trophy right now, it's the last one I need and then the Platinum will pop. Kinda weird seeing that because I've been thinking about this recently.
>sekiro
>resident evil
>stalker
>Witcher
Western
Everyone in this is a minority, a woman or jewish
Literally not a single white man
God that was awful and cringe
Souless companies and developers trying very hard to re-create something that came out organically and make audiences like characters nobody genuinely cares about anymore.
Yes.
Western audiences are always pleb.
>Resident Evil 2
>Sekiro
>Western
Wojakfags everybody.
All sell better in Western countries
How do you explain the hundreds of fanart from that video
A third person zombie shooter and Souls games were always westernized crap
kys weeb
This game made me care about Kratos
>snoy trying to keep their shitty flavor of the month exclusives relevant
Doesn’t make them western retard.
Where. The. Fuck. Are. The. Blades. Of. Fucking. CHAOS THIS ISN'T GOD OF WAR!!!
>Poland
>not west
>they're really milking this shit
I'm saying they specifically pander to Westerners. Not small dick Japs and weebs.
its good to make fun of games that prioritise cinematic over gameplay
Imagine typing this
>Sekiro
>Souls game
He's still going!
peak snoy
>fans and developers have a good relationship
This is an outrage, how dare they be sincere about anything! As we all know, irony is the absolute height of depth and intelligence.
>not west
Yes.
>Wow, how dare people enjoy a videogame?
what video game?
>sony exclusive
>video game
Poland is not west.
I like both
based retard
You idiots, they're doing ":D"
The onion face is ":O"
>western game
>sekiro
>RE2
way to be a retard user
Poland is still west and will never be part of garbage russia or japan.
most polish people have german ancestry since poland was part of it until after ww2
What the fuck is this? lol..
Thanks for the money and here's a bit on why we are proud of what the fans did regarding our work.
...
this is exactly the type of shit sony wants. people gobbling their interactive movies up and then being able to showcase why drones love it so much to jerk themselves off to in a reaction video.
cope more stupid
Based
Cringe
the absolute state of playstation
>Garbage Japan
user I.....
>have to steal 4 non-western games to justify your shit taste
Jaffa Kree
Germans are not human beings, they are part neanderthal, meaning they are part monkey.
RE literally pioneered the zombie and third lerson shooter genre you retard as a Japanese game
same with how souls pioneered it's own genre that everyone copies now
having a non-anime artstyle doesn't make the game "westernized". Realism is not the "style" of the west, it is just lacking any stylization.
you cant even read stupid amerimutt
This, but completely opposite of what he said. Flip it 180, and then, This.
noooooooo why are they making a thank you video to fans to show they care holy shit are nintendies this asspained that Nintendo thinks of them as children
You wrote Garbage Russian and Japan you 3rd world street shitting mongoloid fuck. How stupid are you? You got lead in your water over there you simpleton?
fans showing thanks is cringe af, look at this ancient image of redditfags sending that fat kike a birthday card
west is 90% of the video game market you retard, of course shit will sell better there unless it's something with near to zero localization or marketing in the west like older Monster Hunter games or the DQ series
>Nintendies
Uh oh the Boogeyman is here, living rent free in your tiny head. Duuuh, I just make shit up, and then decide that's reality duuuh
GOTY
There are more people in the world that liked pre-reboot Kratos than you, or the handful of artists that drew fan-art for whatever reason.
NOOOOOOOO BROS THEY CAN'T WIN
KRATOS WAS BASED WHITE AND REDPILLED ONCE
Can someone please direct me to where I can find Yuyushiki in VR
>There are more people in the world that liked pre-reboot Kratos than you
Nobody does, we told them he was always a terrible character and they stopped liking him
It's nice they like it, but only normies would do something like this. I hate normies.
To hang all n-words.
Where do you find these? XDDD
>upvote
This. The passion of the original Kratos fans is genuine, these band wagon jumpers writing thank you cards over one game is peak cringe. It isn't God of War. God of War is a mortal turned God with chain blades fused to his skin in 3rd person hack and slash combat with puzzle solving. This is a brand new IP with a Kratos skin pulled over it. It isn't GOW.
literellty cant ever imagine being a Nintendo fan never at the top always cucked guess what god of war is goty which removes it from critique like breath of the wild
redditgagsworld
Cringe
>this whole thread
Probably the child porn aisle
nintendie I can see you from a mile away stay seething
“I fucking hate soiboys”
“Western gayms are boring trash and their devs gets too much credit for nothing”
Again, you're acting like you're the only person in the world. Just accept that your views aren't shared by everyone, that new Kratos is a big bitch and that Sony marketing is trying really hard to make him a "trendy" character instead of letting it happen organically.
Doesnt matter if most of those games were made by Japanese, the point is they're not weeb pandering trash
All those dumb fans celebrating yet another cinematic game is pathetic
Dunno, didn't watch it LMAO.
>2 ps4 exclusives
based.
Why do white people do this?
>april 25th
>How it feels to be a 16 year old doofus
Ah, thanks I found it
Pretty good. Just remove stalker. Its trash for kids.
God of War making cuckstar and nintenkids seethe is the best thing in forever. Barlog is absolutely patrician as well, big fan of DMC and From Software and any interview he's in you can tell he loves what he does.
holy shit absolutly seething dont worry nintendies next gen is in the bag too
He isn't white tho
What are you even saying? Why would a Nintendo fan know the entire backstory to a Playstation exclusive franchise? My God dude, you're fucking retarded. It's embarrassing.
post the Yea Forums wiiu one.
My God this is so fucking lame...
Rent. Free.
They use latin alphabet therefore they are west
>this thread
>le selfie mode
i hate games that do this faggot zoomer pandering shit
There was one time they used fireproof paint or something only for a hobo to burn it down with a lighter.
>Every single time I saw someone complaining about how hard the Valkyries were, online, it made my heart just burst with joy!
Ableist cunt.
They use the cyrillic alphabet, you retard
>snoyboy victim complex
Spider-Man was the far superior PS4 exclusive of 2018. God of War was technically good but extremely forgettable.
2018 was a shit year for vidya, 2019 has already far surpassed it and we're not even halfway through yet.
Retard :)
that was actually kind of cute
Christ dude do you actually ever think about anything other than console wars? it's pretty pathetic that you obsess over games you've never played because your parent could only afford one console. Don't worry mate, if you're good Santa might get you another some more games to play this Christmas so you don't have to resort to posting of Yea Forums.
When it comes to games anything not from Japan is western.
based yuyushiki poster
mods don't count retard :)
Am I the only person who thought this game was a fucking slog? I was so bored throughout the entire game, the only reason I kept going was because the first fight with Baldur was fucking awesome. I kept waiting for a fight like that to happen again and it never did.
Why have I only ever seen that axe in every webm and trailer of this game ever? You get those later in the game or something?
You get them in the last quarter of the game, but I don't blame you if you didn't get that far. Some enemies are immune to them so you're still forced to use the starter axe.
Thanks for proving my point
I enjoyed this and hope the sequel is as well made, especially now that most of the world building is done they can focus on full on Norse god beat downs.
this desu
Are you faggots still trying to pretend that P5 wasn't a PS3 port?
Yeah you get it halfway trough the game.
Animals
Thanks.
I think raping little boys is worse tbqh
Unrelated and difamatory.
boys are men and therefore they don't matter and can be raped
>What is the first thing that comes to your mind after seeing this?
Good for them, Goy of Söy was a good game.
>that stream where Epicnamebro spent 8 hours trying to kill the final Valkyrie to no avail
Can't believe I used to think that guy was peak performance in the Dark Souls days.
It's supposed to be a spoiler technically, they kept it under wraps for story reasons
Awful country
>implying fascism will win
It never does
nice try, that guy is a tendie
I liked gow a lot, but that video was gay as fuck
that they're thanking the playerbase of a console which indoctrinated a whole generation of gaymers to dislike and despise objectively good gameplay
Yes I called russia garbage not japan. can you even read you retarded amerimutt. dont mix poland and russia together if you dont know anything about our countries
Underrated synthesis
>it's only a thank you
>not a dlc
FUCK YOU GOD OF S'OY!
Can someone explain to me how the new GoW became associated with soi, when it's literally the most manly, masculine and un-pc game of its generation?
What is objectively good gameplay ? Give us examples so we can laugh a bit
You don't expect people on Yea Forums to actually play the games, do you ?
Based Sony
Eh that's fine. I prefer the older God of War style but this was a good game on it's own. Possibly in my top 10 this generation? Probably the only western game too.
>THANK YOU to our fans worldwide from the bottom of our hearts for embracing our new beginning.
>We are starting a week-long celebration of the one year anniversary of this God of War
Is Sony trying to kill Days Gone?
>Commie-block slav country calling anyone garbage.
Peak cringe
removal of tits and the sex mini game i think
>manly
>masculine
How is Kratos acting like a sad cucked old man being ordered around by women masculine?
God of War literally has better combat than Breath of the Wild.
This fucking board sent TWO fucking Wii U cards, praising a company that censored the fuck out of all Wii U releases.
Nintendo fans on this board are awful.
>sad cucked old man being ordered around by women
sorry but you clearly didn't play the game
The people on this board, aka Nintendo fans, only play games that land on their platform.
You expect people that only play off one platform to be open minded when they look forward to Animal Crossing?
2019... I am still as relevant as ever
After clicking through it in fifteen seconds without sound on, what comes to my mind is that I don't want to see anymore of it.
What woman?
You do recall that the first 2 games are him literally following along with Athena and Earth Chunk? Dumb ass.
> Wow, how dare people criticize or make fun of a video game,regardless of whether they liked it or not!
You don’t belong here turbo faggot
"based"
Feels good, nice to see that people enjoy things.
Takes real man to raise another man's child
I actually liked the game desu.
That they’re mocking the ever-loving balls out of their fanbase? Dunno why though, GOW was a pretty good game. I Didn’t like the way they implemented open world and the camera was a bit tight, but the writing, character design and graphics were all top notch.
What does that have to do with anything?
>hunts boar
>woman yells at her
>takes up the shamed numale positions
One whole weeks of shitposting.
russia and poland are the same shit and US is a better country than your poor shithole can ever hope to be.
>ordered around by women masculine?
the fact, that he refuses to us the woman's name and just calls her "woman" alone makes him the most uncucked protag of the decade
It's a secret/spoiler, retard.
God I fucking hate video games.
This game single-handedly filtered the S word. Pay your respects.
The only thing I hate more than videogames is when shit like nuGOW is successful. It's not a good game people, get it through your thick skulls.
Alongside the release of Labo that same day, it had to be done.
>Brokeback cucks still seething
Good point.
>gow is cinematic since has 5 hours of cutscene
>xenoblade and persona 5 on switch, can't wait!
Just a heads up, God of War also recently won BAFTA 2019 Game of the Year. It keeps winning.
People apparently care more about GoW than I expected.
>un-PC
How? I agree the onions meme is fully retarded but nothing about GoW is un-PC
Amazing how this game came and went leaving zero cultural impact whatsoever.
Barlog a cute.
SONY FANS ARE A FAMILY. WE ALL LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER. YOU TOO CAN JOIN THE FAMILY FOR ONLY 200$.
Excuse me, waiter. I believe these aren't the activated almonds I ordered.
>Yea Forums in a post
I hundred percent agree.
Just look at trash like this!
Western gameR. Not western gameS, dumb asses.
rent free
like said
can you imagine a video game, yet alone a massive AAA game, where the mc just addresses females as "woman"?
i still can't believe SJW didn't go apeshit over it.
Because it's literally nothing.
>my opinion is fact
go fuck yourself
What does that mean
Are weebs not western?
don't forget you can brutaly beat the shit out of women in this game. a muscular, macho, white (yes /pol/, even if he's greek, normalpeople don't give a shit) cis male stomps in the head of women.
It had decent graphics for a console, 30fps is lame no matter what though. Story was pretty decent, sounds were top notch though. If it's one thing the game did excel at, it was the sound of everything. Combat was pretty decent, but it felt like most of the playstyle could just be hack and slash, but pulling off different attacks was pretty great.
The difficulty was OK, but on higher difficulties it became >You are glass, but your enemies are the strong known substance on Earth for some reason and you don't do much damage
Iunno. I don't get all the praise, it's a decent game but it's not basedboy hype OMG amazing take my wife of a game.
Not in their heads, no. They identify with eastern culture/media
Yes, but the girls aren't cute
Devs showing their thanks to fans who supported this awesome game and of course Yea Forums thinks themselves above all that and yells 'cringe'
Never change Yea Forums, your anger at good things being successful always makes me smile
Blood and gore is ok - praystration
tiddys OH GOD NO THINK OF THE CHILDREN - praystration
You're telling me that Kratos using the Blades of Chaos is a secret. That's what you're telling me. His weapons, the ones he's known for, the only weapons he's ever used, across 4 console games, 2 hand held games, guest appearances in Mortal Kombat 9, HIS personal fighting weapons, are a secret. A secret and a spoiler. And I'm a retard for spilling the secret. SO just so we're clear, you're telling me that's a big secret.
So the sequel is far ahead of production then?
no good western games released in the past 5 years besides doom. Accurate.
They're still western. Sorry but your meme shitpost is retarded just like you are.
>poland is not west
>is catholic
bad news toilet slav.
that's a fucking jew dude
Makes you wonder if the Blacked site doesn't secretly use this site for stealth advertising.
Dlc fucking when lads?
NO NO NO
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE USED ON NINTENLETS ONLY
DELETE THIS
Not my fault you're too much of a simpleton to understand the gist of that post
>unironically wanting DLC
>not wanting to fight hel zeus
Come on lad
I'd just rather have a new game. I'm sick of DLC and microtransactions.
Because if they care about anything important it’s deemed evil by the Jewish owned media
sōy
lots of sōy
>Blood and Gore is ok
>Tiddys OH GOD NO THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Did you just thaw out from a glacier? This has literally been the battle for the past 100 years in media. People have lived and died entire lives trying to change this. Wake up.
the gist is game I like GOOD game you like BAD
There need to be more porn of Atreus
The online is kinda stale
Can’t argue with that, but it would probably take them several years to put out a new game.
the game also needed more boss fights to begin with. Should have included Thor as the last boss instead of the guy with mommy issues.
GOOOOOOOOODS
I know, I understand your sentiment, I was just being shitty. I'm just tired of buying games, then they get DLC, then 4 months later there's a Complete Edition that's half the price. I'm just tired of the whole thing.
>I am the only white persons at my nieces' birthday party. I love this, lol
This is an example of the accelarating jew plan to erase the white man and replace him with his lessers
>This but in VR
THE FUTURE IS NOW
Why is Yea Forums so based?
this
jews are white.
>country full of shitskins
>the "white" citizens are 56% mutts
>90% of inhabitants in ten debts and have close to zero savings
yep, great country you have there
oh my sweet summer child...
I'd love to know where you're from
so much funnier than the civil war guy
>I'd love to know where you're from so I can strawman at you because I am literally unable to refute anything you said
i can't believe they had photoshop back in the 40s
Gravity Rush is the better PS4 exclusive.
Haha sony is so fucking soi and gay lmao
Glad I didn't pay for this incredibly mediocre game.
I don't get what is the deal with the video?
Most game devs are ugly as sin, what is new?
>What is the first thing that comes to your mind after seeing this?
youtu.be
>shadman
based
Kratos looks like a pale James Harden
God of War was the epitome of an okay game. 7/10 at best
The cringe I feel for owning a PS4. Why do people insist on this lameass "us gamers am i right". It's just a console bro
That's what I thought. Stay jelly boi.
ITT: assblasted xbots
REALLY hope you guys get an exclusive game soon :o been too long
t. styrofoam-boned baby
>britbong thinking he can criticize anyone else
Oof
Most game devs aren't fat bisexual women.
>
t. someone who spammed le onion meme in every Nintendo game thread
cope
GoW is the farthest things from onions. It’s extremely violent, portrays women as being far too emotional instead of logical and promotes the values and bond that occurs between father and son
cringe
t. 125lbs healthy vegan male
Because it's true.
But he's not wrong. If that makes you cringe, maybe don't have children.. Ok? Thanks little guy.
t. boyo of soyo
Unbelievable how easy it is to see the children that post here.
t. arrested development tourist with daddy issues. Tell your mom to stop hitting you with her chancla.
t. taco paco
THEY FORGOT GRAVITY RUSH
Thanks for pointing out western games are shit
Dad's not coming back, slugger. He's happier with Karen and his new kids.
>when the westacuck is so depraved, so cucked, so pathetic, that he has to steal Japanese games and shove ancient Eurojank to bloat his side
What was it?
See below triggered weebcels
laughing about nintendo and xbox exclusives lol
Doesn't change my point you retarded coping pig.
>when it's literally the most manly, masculine and un-pc game of its generation?
>he actually thinks this
>Call me a manlet, will ya? You're FUCKING DEAD
>comparing RPGs like Xenoblade and Persona to what is supposed to be an action game
I miss when GoW was a good series.
this
Doesn't change anything, stop being dumb.
>I am the only white person at my niece and nephew's birthday party. I love this. lol
would an advocate for diversity want to see the same number every group there instead of the lack of one?
If I recall, they sent those fan cards BEFORE all of the ridiculous censorship happened. Nobody now would even dream of sending them a thank you card after what happened with Fates, TMS, and the Bravely games (Second in particular).
yes whenever I think of video games my mind always goes to sales numbers hahaha all I think of is how many people own which plastic box
>Making an entire game about raising your wife's son
...oof
fpbp
poland is not western?
>cyrillic
that is not cyrillic at all.
Only if you want to insult them.
Yup, pretty much this
Sony has fallen far
I don't like their game but I'm happy for those devs that they made something that so many people enjoyed. Good for them.
he is also your son
God I fucking hate Nu-GoW.
Such a fucking generic mishmash of everything that's popular in video games today. The camera, the story, the RPG elements, the level design; fucking everything just screams "Dude 2010's game design lmao" The worst part is that they completely succeed as well, everyone ate this shit up, hailing it as one of the best games of the generation.
It's like James Cameron's Avatar, just soullessly engineered to be as popular as humanly possible.
I loved the game, but I fucking hate everything that surrounds it, from the fanbase to the people who hate it.
Don't forget
>beats every god of Olympus half-naked
>needs full body armor against viking zombies
What was it???
pay debts and clean toilets
I thought Avatar was alright, despite the simplistic construction around a current issue, it still had a beating heart of its own.
To me what "soullessly engineered" looks like is any Netflix original movie.
Hitler was so disgusted by p*les he had to come up with the word untermensch when he saw them, they barely qualify as human.
We don't like it so it's onions now.
muh wife son
sure but he's not wrong tho, milk is fucked for you
fpbp. I thought the game was fun, but that vid was literal shit
h-hayai!
What is it about this game that triggers Yea Forumsflakes so hard? I don't own a PS4 so I only played about 30 minutes of the game, but it was pretty cool, different from the old games but kratos was still the same mad man crazy ass he always was, he just seemed like he was trying more to keep it under control. What am I missing here that makes it "onions memes huehuehue"?
>lady Valkyrie designer happy and joyous that people found the Valkyries too difficult
based.
Sigrun on GMGOW was harder than all of Sekiro, in my opinion anyway
Who knows, Yea Forums is just full of shit and always has been
Ive no interest in the game and was never into God of War but i'm not brainlet enough to waste my energy actively hating on something I have no interest in
After that weird prequel game (ascension I think it was) good for them for finding a way to reinvent things
>thank you for selling us a product
holy cringe
Yeah that shit took me like a whole fucking day to beat her on GMGOW the first time. What a waste of a day fuck
anyone still got their kratos memes from when photo mode came out? I lost em all except this.
No it isn't dipshit
Oh I figured the reason was stupid, it's Yea Forums, that's expected but usually there is at least a reason, at first I thought it was the fuck angle because "wife's son" meme, but it's his son, so I figured I'd get it when I played it, and maybe I just didn't play enough but I didn't see it. Is this just a whole new level of contrarianism and shitposting?
It actually is, I mean putting into food for cooking and baking and stuff isn't so bad, but just drinking milk is pretty shit for you
Nah the reason was because it was popular and well reviewed and there was really nothing majorly wrong with it
You either like a more story and adventure focused GoW or you don't,
Thus, Yea Forums having no clear thing to shit on and the game not being Japanese, you have the typical Yea Forums hipsterism of hate due to popularity
Oh okay, I didn't realize it was even all that popular, that makes sense, I just didn't follow it too hard, mostly because it was a PlayStation exclusive but I liked the old games a lot.
Playing shitty games about father son bonding is onions.
Being a father and bonding with your son is anti-onions.
Simple.
did you enjoy gow3?
Why does knowing no woman will ever procreate with you virgin losers make you seethe so much
the kid looks like he's having an orgasm.
t.hasnt played the game
No, it isn't. Stop getting your info from PETA and other retards online
like 5 to 10 years ago Yea Forums would've been pointing out atreus' retarded fucking face but now all anyone here thinks about 24/7 is onions and trannies
i fucking hate all of you
>Nu-GoW was such a resounding success that we're never EVER going to get another GoW game that's in the vein of GoW1-3
That's the first thing that comes to mind
Pretty sure there was a Nintendo/Sony edit of this, but it was way too tryhard so I didn't save it.
Agree. Good thing God of War prioritises gameplay over cinematics, then. Would hate to see such great game being made fun of by people who haven't even played it
god of wife's son
I never understand why this image keeps being posted with intention of criticizing poles. This image is great, sure EU, give us your money but keep your stinking rapefugees to yourself.
To be fair there are other (worthless) weapons in God of War.
I'll never understand the appeal. They took an ok action series and made it plodding, slow, and filled it with a ton of reused boss encounters. I'm sick of this shit.
>"I'm a prematurely balding hipster faggot who compensates with it for a beard, and I'm trying to raise my wife's son, so this EMOTIONAL game about a bald, beard having faggot who is taking care of a kid is POIGNANT to me. Games don't need good gameplay for me to give them a 10/10! I'm just like Kratos! I can't open my Onions bottles, but I'm just like big strong, sexy Kratos!"
you are the only seething incel op you lost so did god of bore
That's a lot of projecting in one post. Are you okay?
How fucking retarded do you have to be
It is kratos son tho...
t.hanks
youtube.com
Seriously though, good for them and for the fans, you bitter cunts can go suck a fat one.
btfo
Use fireden newfag.
Im.never buying another Sony console again
SEETHING!
To be fair, by that logic Nigeria is a western nation.
thiiiiiiis
>hurr durr i need to spend $1000 dollars to have the same graphics as a console of $400
Their diversity, söy and cringe in this video wouldn't even be all that bad, but I still can't forgive them for not continuing the numbers of the original trilogy.
Just fuck you! I'll never buy games from these devs again for that alone.
>devs thank gamers who bought/played/enjoyed their game they passionately made.
>LOL WHAT LOSERS, CRINGE
You must be a riot to hang out with
>Fans who played the earlier games when they were young and now have families of their own
>I'll be thirty in a few years and I don't have anyone
Good, we've had 6 fucking GoW games that were all the exact same.
And I guarantee that if this GoW was the same every single one of you mother fuckers would be angry that its the same 'shallow square-square-square combat for babies' that you all say about the old game
>no 4 on the title
>FUK U I HATE U ALL I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME
shut up fag
I liked the combat in the old GoW games; mindless but fun with all the tools you had at your disposal
It wasn't until they tried to change things up in Ascension (make it so that you have to build up rage to do most of the combos like square square square, square square triangle) that I didn't enjoy myself
fpbp
Based, fuck that faggot for oppressing us gamers!
Imagine having problems with any Valks. IMAGINE. No wonder you shitters can't beat Sekiro.
It's the pointless revisionism that bothers me.
I understand how it's a different gameplay, different setting and made after a long hiatus, but it's still the same IP and the same main protagonist.
They shouldn't get away with just reusing the exact same title as their first game, and as far as I'm concerned, I'm not giving them any more money after this.
Same. 33 and still single.
based
>e-celebs
give yourself a columbian necktie