It's my turn. Pass the controller or else

what an absolute cutie

Spiders are bros. BROS!

I fucking hate spiders one of the ones with the long legs crawled up my arm while I was on the toilet in the morning

*AHEM*
FUCK SPIDERS and FUCK ARACHNIDS

>weebshit

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This, how are you supposed to avoid their fucking webs when you are out doing your thing for the queen.

Is this the spider saying this or do you have to give the controller to a guy with a big spider biting his hand?

Are you dumb?
Muffet is an American spider, created by americans

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Spiders eat actually shitty and annoying bugs
centipedes eating spiders is literally making your life worse

Also in personal experience spiders avoid me at all costs but centipedes are fearless assholes.

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>once a month updates
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

That looks like a Brazilian Wandering Spider.

Come up with game ideas for a spider protagonist

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NO I'LL SAVE YOU FUCK YOU SPIDER

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It must feature a jumping spider as a main character, as they are one the few types of spiders that actively seek their prey, they are charismatic and almost harmless to humans.

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That, ahh, wouldn't be a banana spider would it?
It looks like one.

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Ghost in the Shell game where you control a Tachikoma

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a spider mother who got her brood destroyed by some creature, maybe a Huntsman Spider, out for blood

That's not bad, I like it.

now THAT i could fuck with

Spiders literally keep your house clean of bugs, centipedes kill spiders ergo they allow bug infestations in your house.
Ergo centipedes are highest form of cancer while spiders are literal bros.

You also forgot that they are highly intelligent compared to other spiders and that their eyesight is almost as good as that of a human, just in smaller scale.

Looks more like a wolf or huntsman spider. Banana spiders, aka golden silk orb weavers, are these guys. Scary looking as hell, but at least they stay in their webs and are quite chill.

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I don’t give a fuck about any big besides the American cockroach. Something about it terrifies me deeply.

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Cockroaches are just disgusting but completely harmless otherwise.

Banana spiders on the other hand can kill you with a single bite and are fucking terrifying to look at, see

I said after I beat this world, quit biting me, damn it.

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>Banana spiders, aka golden silk orb weavers
No dude.
Banana Spiders are Brazilian Wandering Spiders.
Aka the single most dangerous spider on earth.

Nana spiders are nono spiders

Rain world but in this world the sun emits lens enhanced sunlight that burns everything to a crisp so you need to avoid it by crawling through dark crevices while searching for prey at the same time

Rule of thumb, if it has bright and fancy colors then stay the fuck away from it.

ackhually you're both right
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_spider

hi

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Would you?

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>Banana spiders on the other hand can kill you with a single bite
False, their venom is harmless to humans. At most you’ll get a little red bump. You might be thinking of something like the brown recluse, whose venom can cause necrosis (though that’s rare).

Picture on Wiki confirmed it's not one though.
Fuck me they're terrifying.

I saw a spider come out of a banana once, it was huge.

I my town they are doing research with golden silk orb weavers. They are used as a organic splint for severed nerves to heal to regain ability to use severed limbs and prevent phantom pain due to nerve clumps. Spider are cool but desu I don’t want them to get too close to me.

>Brazilian wandering spiders, also called armed spiders or banana spiders, belong to the genus Phoneutria, which means "murderess" in Greek. And it's no wonder why — it's one of the most venomous spiders on Earth. Its bite can be deadly to humans, especially children, although antivenin makes death unlikely.

Do spider bites actually hurt?

I thought you were referring to orb weavers, since those are the only “banana spider” I know. Wasn’t aware the name was shared with something actually dangerous.

See Banana spider applies to multiple types of spiders.

That's western my double digit friend

>Mostly fine around most spiders, as long as I can keep my distance
>Have a huge fucking fear of Sydney Funnel Webs though
>MFW I live in Sydney

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youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU
This is a real banana spider

Is Filthy Frank back?

>remember going to sleep as a kid
>feel a pinch on my leg but I was too tired to look
>wake up
>big ass spider in the corner of my room

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>it's on a flat surface
>primitive murder creature still tries to attack it
what the fuck is wrong with spiders? why are they so aggressive
>such unquenchable bloodlust that they murder their mates and often eat their children

Not really, in fact when I was bitten once it left me feeling energetic and refreshed for the rest of the day

I think spiders are cute but at the same time i'm afraid of them, having phobias is suffering.

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Spiders are scary lookin, but in terms of actual venom leathality, many other creatures have them outclassed big time, like snakes and fuck tons of sea creatures.

>Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.

>Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.

>Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.

BANANA SPIDER? MORE LIKE BONER SPIDER

>t. Peter Parker

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Webber is a qt. I wish there was more art of him.

jack off and die when bit by this spider. what a way to die

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The only good spider is dead spider.

t. Spider

This is not correct, we are peacefully and calm

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I petted a ton of spiders before with bare hands.

Ahem

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I'm not clickin that shit

Enjoy your bug infestation.
There are good spiders that are the common household spiders which are harmless to you and literally help you keep your house clean and you should never attack those unless their number is alarming.

But then you've got motherfuckers like the brazilian wandering spiders which are satan incarnate and should be burned with napalm.

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Oh my, is that a jumping spider?

he was just giving you a good night's kiss

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>reading shit at night
>feel something fall on me lightly
>think my blanket fell weirdly
>reach over to adjust it
>end up fondling a huntsman that fell from the ceiling

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>Brazilian Wandering Spiders (Phoneutria fera and P. nigriventer)

>These species are sometimes also referred to as banana spiders because they are frequently found on banana leaves. They have an aggressive defense posture, in which they raise their front legs straight up into the air. >Phoneutria are poisonous to humans, and they are considered to be the deadliest of all the world’s spiders. Their venom is toxic to the nervous system, causing symptoms such as salivation, irregular heartbeat, and prolonged, painful erections (priapism) in men. Scientists are investigating the venom of P. nigriventer as a possible treatment for erectile dysfunction.
>In late 2013, a family in London, England, had to move out of their home so it could be fumigated, because it became infested with tiny Brazilian wandering spiders. An egg sac deposited in a banana bunch was shipped to the family’s local grocery store. (The egg sac went undetected by the supermarket chain and the importing company it works with.) After the bananas were purchased, the egg sac broke open, releasing its potentially deadly contents.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

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Would you prefer twice a year instead?

Miss Spider is mine, fuck off.

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HOLY SHIT

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I WILL BURN YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEST CONTROL!!!

Guys why is my Ovaltine drink screaming?

Wasps also eat spiders and are total assholes. They are one of the worst members of the insect kingdom.

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You can have miss spider, but muffet is mine

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Fuck off bigot

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FUCK WASPS THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE DURING THE SUMMER

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It's actually the Phoneutria Fera. One of the many types of Wandering Spider.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria_fera

Huntsman look very similar, but they have a more dome like structure where their eyes are.

>there are spider posters in this thread right now

Unironically not mad, fuck worms and centipedes.
Fuck ants too but in this case it's two of my enemies murdering eachother so it's fine.

Fuck wasps and hornets, literal fucking cancer.
Bees are fine but I really fucking hate them when they fly near me when I eat an icecream outdoors or drink something cause they just won't fuck off and they sting like a motherfucker and unlike wasps their stings are more annoying since you need to manually remove the needle.
So while I respect the bees and try to avoid killing them, they fill me with as much unease as wasps and hornets.
I absolutely fucking hate wasps and hornets though and show no respect to them whatsoever.

PS. Spiders aren't insects even though you implied that.

Someone post the story from /k/

That's just mean, genuinely fucking mean.
Either kill it or just trap it and dump it outdoors.

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WHAT THE FUCK

Good thing the most dangerous ones around here are those fuckers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheiracanthium_punctorium
Moderately painful, but otherwise harmless

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>you will never a spider gf bite you and fuck you till your penis is raw

I'LL BURN YOU TOO!!

WHY DID I CLICK THIS, LITERALLY JUST SHOUTED OUT LOUD "KURWA MAĆ".

Daddy Long legs. They clump together until disturbed and then run. Creepy to see, but completely harmless.

That's a lot of Daddy Long Legs.

You think bugs get stressed out?

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Not an intentional implication.

>sleeping one day
>feel a pinch on my leg
>whatevernothinggoingonhere
>wake up the nextday
>have this fatty tissue on my leg
>it builds up over a week
>spiderbite, might have to get leg amputated
>they find a cure the day before amputation

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LUCAS NO GET OUTTA THERE.

Puzzle game about making the best out of your limited webs to catch different kinds of prey while avoiding bigger predators.

Is this real? What is it?

This would be cool havimg him face off against other kinds of spiders as bosses

Boy you sure dodged a bullet.

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Yes, they can get high too. Ever seen a dopped up Spider drunk on caffeine try to make a web?

I have a truce with my household spiders. They keep my home clean of other asshole (especially stinkbugs, fuck those things I have a worse bug phobia than anyting spider-related) and as long as they stay in the corners we're cool.
But if some idiot skitters across the floor, the sink or anywhere too close to human living space it has broken the pact and gets fucking obliterated.

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those aint spiders

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user i was so scared i was just a kid, my dad went to the next room to cry i think but i wouldnt know, the doctors were so calm i didnt know what to think i just knew i had my DS and the sims on there and that i didnt know what amputation meant

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Fucking hell

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Don't let that spider bite ya

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>Having a fake leg after amputation
Am I insane for thinking it sounds kinda cool

Judging by the containers he's probably an arachnid keeper. Also that amblypygi probably just thinks that tapping is food.

YIIIIIIIIKES

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SPIDER BITE GON HURT

youtube.com/watch?v=99hDl0eQMR8

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I'll bet. That sounds like a pretty harrowing experience.

It’s current year Daddy long legs can be a spider if they fucking want, bigot.

Orchid bees look /m/ as fuck

Probably not, one of the antennas are broken and it's trying to defend itself

Why worms?
I understand wood worms, but regular worms?
They do the digging for you.

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Wait a second... this isn't /en/
Actually hold up, we don't even HAVE an entomology board.

No it sounds lame af id get fat and lazy and be in a wheel chair, having no leg sounds fucking gay you faggot
this user gets it

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Oh, that ended not badly. Weird.

make up a spider game guys

Go home bees, you're drunk.

>Banana Spiders
I hear people more often calling them "Armadeiras"
I usually go to a farm for my internship and research where there's a lot of them and i'm really careful when doing anything to not get bitten there but luckily they're pretty big and visible so it's hard to get into an accident if you're paying attention
Also there's an aracnology lab close to the lab i work and they're pretty chill, they even let outsiders grab the tarantulas, i politely declined tho

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>tfw no spiderbro living comfy in your ear canal

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FUCK banana spiders

>want to visit Australia sometime
>too afraid of all the crazy insects and shit that are out there to do it
We need to give Aussies a care package of 10 tons of Raid to help them in their war.

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Insects are also animals user.

>there are pussies on this board that can't even see a spider on a jpg

A furry albino tarantula created by an artist. So no it isn't real

It would be kind of cool to have a Gundam modeled after them. One of the transforming types.

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>Imagine if you were human

It actually somewhat exists in the first Watch_dogs as a pretty fucking awesome minigame.
youtube.com/watch?v=KhFWlso3lto

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>But if some idiot skitters across the floor, the sink or anywhere too close to human living space it has broken the pact and gets fucking obliterated.
That's basically how I operate with spiders in my household.
As long as they stick to neutral zone aka behind furniture/corners/away from where I generally touch then they're free to live in my home.
But if they go out of the neutral zone on my watch then death it is.
The only exceptions are sinks and bath, I once found a spider stuck in my bath desperately trying to escape the water I started (to get it warm before I take a bath, didn't even notice the spider before turning on the faucet) so I promptly rescued him and put him on the crate to my ventilation duct to which he promptly escaped.
I felt good that day knowing I saved a life.

Entomology are for insects
Spiders are arachnids

And i would love an entomology board, it would be definetely my main board

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test

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Sydney Funnel Web spiders are actually more dangerous as they are extremely aggressive and unlike the hue spiders, never EVER give a dry bite.

And thank god for that. It'd probably be nothing but /ant farm general/ and threads about which spider is the sexiest.

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Same, I wish I could talk to spiders so we could get down the ground rules better.
I don't like killing them off and I'd rather give them tips on where to find the most annoying bugs along with ideal web placements.

Hey these look cool.

What fresh hell is this?

Poor crab

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Just catch and release you dumb faggots.
>t. Australian

>allowing any sort of bug in your house
They all get the boot or the spray.

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I always wanted to handle a mantis of that size, but I fear they pinch my finger and wont let it go, they also have a complex mandibles like locusts so they may bite me.

This thread is dangerous, take this!

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Same
I'd love to get a pet beetle
I don't have the balls to become "the weirdo who owns a spider" yet

Bees are pretty majestic in their movements, I just wish the fuckers didn't have the ability to sting.

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This is the fucking worst, look how big and chunky those fuckers are. Don't give a fuck about a thousand tiny long legs the size of a mosquito, but these flying everywhere covering the entire town are a real nightmare.

Fuck me man, I should move to NZ or something. Less fucking spiders and snakes and they will be country best suited to surviving the effects of climate change.
Funnel Webs can't climb for shit though, even a small step will thwart them.

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What the fuck is this monstrosity and why does it look like someone crossbred a wasp with a mantis?

Think Bloodborne + Gremlins 2 type transformations

Is that a potato bug weilding a potato peeler?

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Gotcha!
AH SHIT! AH FUCK IT BURNS!

reminds me of Tribes

Because it's an actual mantis in disguise.

Did a mantis really evolve goddamn wasp camouflage?

What's the goddamn evolutionary purpose of this? Mantis' already rely on stealth, why would they want to get noticed and cruise by with intimidation points?

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>Grabs beetle
>*poot*
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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>50% chance to die if you have sex with a female
>males willingly choose to have sex anyway
we truly live in a society...

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You do realize that's what the PS1 GitS game is, right?

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Based jumping spiders. They aren't mindless murder machines like other spiders.

>spider and scorpion
You what? Blue raid>all

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These things are literal hellspawn.

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