The name is Jordan, but you can call me Resident Evil 2®

>I can see you are gay.
>Buy my Sexy Swimsuit DLC™ for Resident Evil 2®, and you are gonna become heterosexual

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TALLLANK

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why does he look like such a pussy when the only difference between him and Leon is a slightly different haircut?

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Literally a flat plank. Fucking yikes.

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>Yes
>You fuckboi
>Buy me on Resident Evil 2®

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Fag

her body is below mediocre, pretty much a box

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Can I have more Jordan Redfield ?

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The three posters who replied before me are gay twinks or roasties.

Lol is that a boy?

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dios mio

pic related is Claire's actually body model and voice actress.

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Dont mind me just posting a real woman

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Too Sticc
t. Paddy

Chest DLC sold separately

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>When you push and feel her hip bones rattling. Is there a greater feeling?

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Big if true.

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ah yes spic genes at work

all women are whores

What a waste of thread. She looks a bit above average.

Thanks capcom for being so inclusive and having Claire Redfield played by a transperson!

>tfw i'm a skinnyfat lanklet 6'5 guy with this weird hybrid semi-fridge body and pretty much the same proportions
it hurts

hell yeah brother

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how detailed are her lady parts?

body language

>still stuck inside a bad game

Sticc is almost as bad as fat. Chicken legs look retarded with undeveloped quads, hammies, and glutes.

he's making an exaggeration, but he has a point, most girls I see nowadays are like this or chubbier and I'm from EE

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He has a thin neck.

Is this supposed to be impressive? Especially since she's a chestlet who is obviously also sticking her ass out here and it's barely there.

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I haven't had a woman in 3.5 years and she is literally perfection

Literally no ass.

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>lanklet 6'5 guy

that's the destiny of 99,9% of 6'5 dudes unless you juice

6'0 is the ideal male height

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Cute face makes all her other shortcomings acceptable.

Motion capture =/= modelled body

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pretty sure average dude has more curves than this
traps are like goddesses of fertility compared to this

>1 copy of Resident Evil 2 Remake please

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>frogface
>rectange mode
>zero tits
>retarded looking elbows
>her body hair probably grow fucking fast

2/10 would not bang

Delete this please. Katie cummings went to complete fat fetish dogshit tier.

Is this the greatest nude mod of all time?

i want to fuck her in that dress
fuck she looks great in it

I really dislike this kind of "women".
>no curves
>look like males with a bra
>stupid ass face
>thin limbs, like in toothpick thin
Would not ingravidate/10

she sucks penis for money everyday

F R I D G E

all men are degenerates

She got fucked that night

I hope

>she sucks penis for money everyday

alright?

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>Yea Forums acting like this girl is 2/10
>90% of Yea Forums would be lucky to sit behind a legit 4/10 without being asked to move
The bubble / delusion is too fucking real

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yes

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Why are niggers obsessed with fat women?

now I know where my salame has gone, to the beach!

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have you considered lifting

So she's no different from you.

no, we rule the world you fucking braindead roastie

It's not her fault she's born like that user :(
I'm sure she would like to be sexy if she could

The painful amount of cope on Yea Forums is absolutely unreal. From wagecuck threads, to fuck normie threads, to threads like this. It's nothing short of comical.

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She's built like a poorly shopped in hotdog

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I'm too much of an anxiety-ridden, depressed pussy to even begin living a healthier lifestyle. I also have a terrible back but the main issue for me would be eating enough. I consume maybe 1500 calories per day on average.

me and you, we are the same, I just know how to make my situation more fun and laugh about it, so in the end, if you mock me, you are not better than me

I'm sure YOU do user ;) Go fap to your degenerate porn and don't show your face outside

Their body is perfect to play a 12 year old girl. Her face is bland and she has no hips.

more

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your mocking these women tho, how are you a better person than him then?

it's like the "2/10 pointy elbows" meme somehow became reality. she has a cute face, straight hair, no visible blemishes, pretty knees and cute feet. If this isn't good enough for you then nothing will be unless you find ogres like attractive.

you are mocking me for mocking that woman, you are not better than me, you lowered yourself only to strike a hit on my self esteem, and for what? to defend a girl that would laugh at us both

Most people feel sexual attraction towards the classic sex attributes like tits and ass, while that girl is pretty she has none of these. You on the other hand are a foot fag and quite literally have a fucked up brain where you get turned on by feet as if they were tits/ass. I thik the girl is pretty but she isn't sexy and unlike you we don't have any features to fall back on, feet are fucking disgusting

But who is she

Can you just post more of Leon thanks.
Fuck women

I'm not that guy if it wasn't obvious from my post and I'm not defending anybody I'm pointing out your equal parts shit as he is because your doing the exact same thing. You've been called out, accept it

I want Alyson and Jordan to cosplay together

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>The name is Voth, but you can call me Resident Evil 1®

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shut up gayboi

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you WANT a lanklet wife. womanlets turn into blobs past 30, see latin american women for proof.

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That’s an argument for lowering the (((age of consent))) if anything

Peak female body. If you like big asses you are a nigger.

She's a stick. No one is saying she needs more bodyfat. She needs muscle.

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Is there STILL no SFM of Katherine?
What the fuck

>No hip to waist ratio
is this a meme copypaste or are you retarded

heterosexual*

at least he doesn't go "Get off! Get off! Help! Help!"

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Even her asshole has a 3d model. This is really high quality mod.

>Even her asshole has a 3d model
i need proofs

That black space in the "F" makes him look like he has a giant, pointy nipple.

nice shoes

Those a shit heels.

>boob squishes on the floor
Was that really necessary?

Sometimes realism is important

It's literallily impossible for her to breastfeed without it being extremely discomforting and annoying to hold a baby at such an angle due to how miniscule her breasts and nipples would be.

Nature breeding her short genes out.

>no hips
>no tits
>no thighs
>no ass
>average face
and this is 10/10 on Yea Forums

But she is adorable and hilarious which is the most important thing

good, more milkies for me

At least this one has an ass.

Well she is a civilian. Leon signed up for zombie on cop violence

Cute