What is the Capybara of video games? A game that everyone likes?

Portal

Gay
Boring
Good
Shit
Boring
Boring
Boring

homm3
red alert
age of empires

Kirby Superstar

Burnout 3: Takedown

Rollercoaster Tycoon

super Mario woooooorld

Cats open their mouths a little when rubbing on stuff, so it's probably just being affectionate.

can you have a capibara pet?

It makes you it's pet.

can you have capybara cat hybrid

>rat gets just a few times bigger.

>cats fair their ass instead of raising their claws.

Mass replying makes all of your opinions invalid, turbofaggot.

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Depends on where you live

Minecraft

probably but maybe not everywhere in the world
they kind of are just good friends of all though so

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That's the cutest thing I have seen a snake doing.

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Animal threads are always the best threads on Yea Forums, and they always get removed

Why isn't this a pokemon yet?

Good grief that bird is trying to murder that hamster

What are some games where I can romance the villains?

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pls respond can you have capybara cat hybrid

Because it's off topic. Sure, nicer than most off topic, but still off topic.

this
There's really no reason why someone would dislike Portal 1. It's a short, well paced and unique experience.

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I fucking hate capybaras and I hope they all die in horrible pain.

What game has the best mimics?

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Yea Forums's best threads are always off-topic.

Tetris

Ghost Trick.

But why tho?

>that close

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user take that back :(

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So this is what snake autism looks like

Because there are a fuckton of them where I live, they are a pest that are only good to spread ticks and diseases and shit everywhere.

What game has the most in-depth consumables mechanics?

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>it's another /an/ thread

ahhh so they remind you of yourself

Yes, but they aren't like dogs or cats, you need a source of water for them to swim and like all rodents they need to always have something to chew on

>walking home from eating out
>seduce a nearby cat by crouching down and holding out my hand while looking away
>pet it's fucking brains out as it purrs and drools everywhere for like 10 min
>as I'm walking away i see it approaching a 9/10 ebony goddess and getting more loving

hell yeha, that cat was having a good evening. feels good man

Can't you eat them? they look delicious.

I bet you're the kind of faggot that takes pride in his dogshit taste

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I hope so

Dumb snek

tanoshiiii

Is there any explanation for why everything is chill with capybaras?

what kind of cat is that?

Yeah. The NES era Mario games might seem too clunky for people who can't remember the NES era, but I think virtually anyone could get into Super Mario World.
I'd like to know what today's kids would think about it.

What game has the best fact finding puzzles? Ace Attourney?

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they are calm
and they taste bad so no one wants to eat them

was it autism?

Yes, they taste weird though. Some people like the meat, I'm not one of them.

Cute Ouroboros

Serval.

Why not club them like they do with seals? surely they won't fight back.

Age of Empires 2

There isn't a nigga alive that dislikes this game. They may prefer a different style of RTS over what AOE does, but nobody specifically dislikes Age of Empires 2.

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Serval Pawsy

But they look so adorable! I tried a dish made of guinea pig meat some years ago and it was delicious.

>and they taste bad so no one wants to eat them
People actually eat them in place of fish during Lent since the church decided to categorize them as fish due to how much time they spend in the water.

have sex

Terranigma.

If you google "How to eat pizza like a faggot" this is the first result.

What games handle interspecies romance the best?

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Boring

>the church decided to categorize them as fish due to how much time they spend in the water.

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I eat my pizza with a knife and fork and not like that tosspot is doing, why are Americans so stupid?

Drakengard

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Morenatsu.

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>White "men"

Do you have the other one with the pug?

how do I get swole like them lads?

GOMAD
M = maggots

>you must use stealth to survive

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It should be painful to be so thicc.

He's like "Yeah? Well, fuck you too!"

It's a braindead puzzle liked by gamer girls and gaming journalists for being short and easy.

very high protein

>Hungry Hungry Froggos

What is he doing? I get wiping the grease off, I get using a knife and fork, but when he actually goes to eating it he turns into a fucking animal. Is it a culture thing? Is it a mental illness? Am I the only one who noticed that part?

what the fuck is that a real hamster

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No, that's a game that no one finds bad, but it certainly isn't all that good either.

Eat lots of meal worms.

>grinding
>enemies scale to your level anyway

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>that one poster responding to every game say he hates it
Jesus you need mental help

Its like he eats pizza like its a new born babies heart

Hadn't realized that's what those were.

play multiplayer Battletoads

I can understand the grease but the rest is pretty faggy.

Yes, they are very good pets. A lot of people on the more marshy and swampy areas of South America have them as pets. They're also kinda of town mascots, resting on parks and fountains along with cats and dogs. But being rodents their teeth is always growing so they need something to wear them off otherwise they will chew all your home. Being semi-aquatic they also need a body of water to swim around and lose weight.

do you think my local pawnshop has it?

I think it's bad

Damn. Wrong webm. My other comp has a different fish spitting dirt webm.

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They produce almost no stress hormones.

>Gameplay is repetitive

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It's a joke, retards.

That's the one I meant!

>bugged model animation

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i remember before it was cool to hate everything popular/not edgy

i wish i was a Capybara

WTF MEN im hungry now

>charisma check

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WELL WOMAN GO MAKE SOME FOOD

what a fucking asshole

>actually this is

youtube.com/watch?v=Cy9vlgsLIQY

Ahhh so that's how Yea Forums would look like if we were fish.

I don't know. Try giving them a call.

>it's true

kek

Only one way to find out.

>American Kestrel
>it's not a Kestrel

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>boss doesn't fight back

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1 - They are social animals
2 - They have natural predators (jaguars, caymans, anacondas) but even their predators prefer hunting other things
This two contribute to make an animal that is very chill among other animals, since there is no environment pressure for a more aggressive behaviour

good for you

>this is bait.webm

Custom Robo for the GameCube

dumb snek

>party member is using equipment from cash shop

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you can say he ducked it well

don't worry the fag will come by and hate it user

>you can't comprehend the true form of Giygas' attack!

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I wish more women were into having sex with dogs

just imagine what that shit looks like to him

No, bad. BAD

>dumb
Pretty sure it's having fun.

he knows

Jesus that looks fun

Wait, is that dude fucking with a pistol shrimp

based mentally ill poster

So cozy

>when you want to talk about video games and console warriors start posting

Cuttlefish are fucking spooky.

T-TANOSHII!

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that's clearly a crab

be the change you want to see user

I guess I never though about it before, but of course animals would grief each other.

>tripfags

>random encounters are severely low levels

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A martial arts student that masters the way of the capybara would probably ascend to godhood from all the power.
Those furry fuckers are like the comfy center of the universe

What animal would be the best to hug?

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reminds me of battlecruisers charging their yamato gun

!!!! She's fast~1!

Panda or sloth?

Dragon's Dogma

TANOSHII~

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panda

Are you from brazil or something?

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>starting a new JRPG

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A human being, our bodies are optimized to give hugs of the highest quality.

see

It's gotta be Tetris. Nobody dislikes Tetris and everybody has played it.

ayyy lmao he can't put stuff in his mouth

SMB3 has controls that stand up well desu. And SMB2. SMB1 has really awful controls by today's standards though.

>that last dab

Sloths have giant fuck you claws.

Maybe they are in pain.

PRÖÖÖÖH :DD

Wierd, turtles ear ducks.

cant make GAIN without PAIN

>the tsundere is best girl
why is it always like this?

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Poor toads they got smashed and slammed.

A female horse from behind haha just kidding haha but imagine the smell haha or the heat hahahah

He should learn from the masters of culinary eating: the American

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Cheers, big ears

Walrus.

Claws that they can't harm others with.

>game lures you in with fanservice

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That is cute as fuck.

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I never seen someone shove both a fork and a knife in their mouth to get food.

DUDE
RAZIEL
LMAO

oh god i feel that

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aww

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okay bad for you

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I feel like the squirrel is to blame for ending up in this predicament.

>tfw you want to help him, but at the same time don't want to touch his squirrel balls

What episode of the Kardashians is this?

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roller coaster tycoon 2

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There is literally nothing correct or acceptable about the content of this video. End your life

Hot.

>game has complex mechanics

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underrated

Just grab a stick and pry apart the wood

look at him, he's just happy to be there

This is the coolest thing nature has ever done.

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New Animal Crossing has such realistic graphics.

So that's how Tom Nook learned about math.

raycharles.webm

>enemy has disjoints

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>Bloodborne weapon.gif

>conan_looks_at_a_pixel.gif

>enemy can be coaxed out of stealth

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I'd say he's so hard you could hammer a nail into a cylinder block with his dick desu

>game keeps throwing twists and turns as you progress

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>enemy's str level is so low is does 0 dmg

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Brown bear, at least 3+ years old

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That's a weird looking fucking cat.

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This shit is actually like a fucking spaceship leaving stealth and fucking you up

Nature is wild

>Objective: Survive

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tiger

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he looks evil. i love him

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>vidya will never make you this happy again

>game has randomly spawning elite boss

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>enemy has a huge line of sight

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Not that weird, just fluffy.

LEAVE THE NEET FISH ALONE

>boss enemy can absorb the health of other enemies in the area

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Hey, guys. What's going on in this thread?

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>argonian waiting to give you a quest

look at that posture

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>tfw a fucking lizard has a better posture than you

okay now I'm afraid of them

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This is literally me trying to stomp, "jump over" etc. in Sekiro.

>Game has weapons that deal no dmg

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I don't care what anyone says, buzzards are fucking adorable.

Where the fuck is that?

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:3

The hell are these stoner fish doing?

boner

What an absolute unit.

This is what happens when an animal becomes too smart.

>game lets you bribe enemies

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absolutely fucking based

Is the monkey dead or just immobilized

I wish a nigga would.
I'd grab that nigga by the head and slam it.

I think your capybara has autism

Indeed

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Checks out, only faggots pick top tiers

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god i hope he's dead

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God I wish that were me.

youtube.com/watch?v=oKc4L59-NL0

>game ends if you fail a QTE

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Man, I am not looking forward to aliens coming here

HNGGGGGG

best Yea Forums thread in a long time

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>game has consumables

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thank you for this

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fucking around with a tiger is not exactly smart
all it takes is a small mistake and the tiger bites his head off

Lol. Made me chuckle.

he's sleeping

dead. Komodos bite you and then track you until you die from the super-infection they give you.

a genie granted you two choices
1. unlimited wealth and love for the rest of your life
or
2. you get to spend 15 minutes in the capybera tub

what do you choose?
for me its 2

Cursed webm

over the hedge?

hey Yea Forums how do i go tigermode?

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I wouldn't say awful. A little more stiff than what people are used to, but not as bad as say Donkey Kong for arcade.

1 so i can get 2

>furcon 2019

bang

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love and wealth is worth the 15 minutes of love and the wealth of the soul in the tub

how can h*mans even compete

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Chin ups, thousands of them

Boss.

more bloodborne dlc?

>Game lets you trick enemies into killing themselves

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That's what I mean. Become so smart then you do stupid shit for laughs.

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Venezuela (yeah, I know) says otherwise.
It is pretty common to eat them there. I have had some before. It's good, but man, I wouldn't eat it again

wealth so I can buy 100 capybara tubs, each better than the last

>GIB MONY I REPORT YOU HUE HUE

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Meat only diet.

That's a loon you dipshits

Games like Donkey Kong would be considered unplayable today. People would say it was unfinished or bugged. SMB1 would just be widely panned and derided for being unreasonably punishing abs unresponsive

he lizard final test to become a ninja...you should know that.
>YFW human ninja final test is piss easy

Eagles really are miniature T-Rexes

HoMM3

Thank god. I fucking hate monkeys. All species.

I got the supplement for you homie

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youtube.com/watch?v=ROPTP0yyroA

Imagine if you were a human and you got deep fried

>welcome to EB games

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Capybaras seem cute but I feel like petting one would be like petting a coniferous evergreen tree

Shock death is still a thing

the fuck?

I-it's not like I like you or anything!

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You're not wrong. They had them at my school's zoo and I pet them a few times, their fur is very tough.

obviously 2, things can only be enjoyed if there is an end. unlimited wealth is a meme because you could then just experience everything "good" with no real downside and get bored of life.

Tasty monkey

There better is a version with with Yoshi soundeffects
youtube.com/watch?v=GKNB7Eid-ek

This is like some "at least your not anthony burch" shit. Just look at it. No matter how much you might depreciate yourself and think that you are too skinny, too fat, a manlet, crippled, socially awkward or whatever you might think, at least your not that guy. Not only are you not that guy, you know you could kill that guy with your bare hands if need be. You can feel like a paragon of manliness or even a greek god just by looking at this pathetic excuse for a man.

And look are how he puts the utensils in his mouth like he forgot what eating is.

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AAAHHH!

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HOLY FUCK THEY ARE FAST WHAT?

I mean, that's kind of how Dark Souls is. Epspecially the unresponsive part, but for some reason everyone seems to give it a pass. Probably because it's not old.

that looks like bad cgi

Straight out of godzilla

Imagine walking through the park when you suddenly see two dinosaurs having a wrassling match.

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Female human. Soft and warm, and capable of giving me the love my parents never did.

FUCK
GEESE

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>Enemy gets taken out by bigger enemy.

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boy do i feel stupid, i thought they chopped off the white birds leg just for laughs.

cute!

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> my girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time!!!

almost all reptiles are pretty fast when they need to be

SAVE ME WHITE MAN

>HEY GUYS WATCH THIS

>and that’s how Armor King was born

SOMEBODY CATCH ME YAAAHHH!

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Now i really really am afraid of them

Galapagos islands

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Why are so many walruses committing suicide?

did he died

>tfw character model bugs out.

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>...warukunai.

Gorilla

fuck me imagine the force of those fat missiles on impact

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Why is there so much footage of this?

No. You would be his.

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you would unironically get fined and arrested if anyone found out, even in self defense, those goose niggers run everywhere.

something about climate change fucking up the ice on the shoreline of their beach which exposes the rocky cliffs
old ingrained habits can die hard and that's the way they're "supposed" to return to the water

is this what americans have to experience every day?

these fuckers are really cute
and can actually move unlike regular pandas

>the girl with scoliosis hanging out with the fat kids

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GTA San Andreas

ufff that shit taste

New documentary out, Our Planet. Didn't watch it but I hear it's depressing. Hope a few survived ;-;

ouch

of all the animals doing humanlike thing webms, this has to be my favourite. look at his fucking eyes. the cameraman jumping is just icing on the cake

thats fake news. Polarbears were in the area and scared them up a hill.

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Walrus had enough of this shit

>game has cosmetics

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they look like they want to fuck

>stealth 10000

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>new vegas
>shit
correct

I do, imagine adopting a tiny grey as your fren?

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>that kid who wavedashed to school

They've been doing it for decades.
youtu.be/vyJrnHHVt5o

Fun fact: it's the carb overloaded crust that's unhealthy, and the saturated fat from the cheese that is good for you and full of nutrients.

By removing the grease you might as well just eat an entire loaf of white bread for all the good it does.

thin crust, and leave the outside.

>Imagine if you were a human

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That monkey's sense of comedic timing is absolutely on point.

That's a swan

>Game let's you tame beasts
twitter.com/Eduardo_Larios/status/1102795315063779328

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Doom

>son, there's no reason for you to feel ashamed of what you are

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why are geese and swans so mean?

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AHEM

Age of Empires 1 was way better. AOE2 is only liked because of nostalgia.

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The ending killed me.

UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

F

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Guns

looks like he landed on his spine on a part of the rock, he might of been paralyzed, I imagine walrus can take quite a large force of impact belly flopping into water though.

Crocodiles can outrun humans in the short term on land.

>enemies can use smaller enemies as weapons

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How many tons of plastic bottles does it have inside?

someone feed that poor guy

cute

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>Early game has super tough enemy.

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S-Sasuga!

based

I'm pretty sure we all enjoyed an arkanoid-type game at some point in our lives

aren't those cleaning fish universally liked by sea creatures?

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fucking crazy ass white people

So this is why Mythbusters was cancelled

You may be right.

no, 3 is better

God I wish that was me

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Yeah, but not in the eye.

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That's a swan, dummy.

reminder that lizard brains are literally too unevolved to understand or experience affection.

Comfiest mother fuckers around those things

>Yea Forums tries to impress girls at the beach

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>gets waterboarded
>enjoys it
jfc

That shit is straight up a dinosaur

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Me on the bottom

it's his fetish they're just playing

Why the FUCK are bears still dangerous? They would be the coolest pet, but it takes an absurd density of balls to ever attempt being near one, let alone taking one in.

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this, but I did.
that splash of water at the end tho...
How the fuck did he even get up there?

absolutely chad

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/an/ raids are the best

Would unironically kill this faggot if I saw him in real life

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>tfw you turn off fall damage.

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Let's get the fuck out of here diddy, these nogs look hungry.

>yep, still got it

Imagine landing on the tusks

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Both choices are the same thing.

A classic
Now post the edit whit the metal gear music

Nothing wrong with degreasing pizza

Are they drinking his tears?

>hello please insert child

>Flying is dumb
>I wish more of my bones were broken

>that first one

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Are their eyes so messed up looking because of the light?

New Netflix documentary, combined with a MASSIVE controversy that surrounds those particular shots.
The authors claimed that the animals are acting like that due to global warming and climate changes, but absolute VAST majority of the academia laughed that claim out of the water claiming it's idiotic, dishonest and some other nasty words.

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Hug me, user.

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can you fuck them? they look pretty fuckable

Sugo~oi!

Give me the child.

Modern Society allowing for snakes to have anxiety and depression.

Blessed.

I hate birds.

>snakes are their own rollercoasters
Huh. Never thought of that.

>[Kimi no kioku sounds in the distance]

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Chibi Robo?

>Black and white bird
>Feathers stained from blood
>Eats bone marrow as its primary diet
>Looks like a fucking demon
Objectively the most badass bird in existence.

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>boss can chase you to another location

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Here's your fucking hentai you sick fuck.

why is there no capybara videogame character?

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You absolute cuck

>this is somehow humans' fault

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alpha as fuck

1
I would just feel depressed after 2 knowing I'll never get to feel that pleasure again. It's probably best not knowing.

Autism
Double Nigger
Sperg
Giga Nigga’s Ultra Bitch

b-but we wuz dinosaurs and shit

It's not an infection, it's venom that makes you bleed out to death from its bite.

The sunset is aesthetic as fuck.

>Button mashing

clever girl

So Iroh from A:TLA?

>game has fast travel

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>when liara catches you checking out miranda

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>steam friend won't leave you alone

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Dynasties had some really great shots.

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youtu.be/B3OjfK0t1XM

bone marrow is delicious, everyone should eat it

>you'll never be this cool

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What the fuck I thought Penguins were flightless

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>when I catch the motherfucker that keeps throwing dirt in my house

>[woman begins wailing]

IN THE WILD FRONTIER, OFF THE BEATEN TRACK

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Ad hominem
Tell me why a greasy pizza is better than a degreased one

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why the FUCK is the cameraman not helping?

It's obviously computer animated.

They are, they're just gliding in the webm

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he has no obligation to do so

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Messed up like how? They're just dark brown and shiny.

And to think, it's the second largest animal to ever live on the planet.

Yes.
A lot of them did. This is apparently a really common thing now that there's less thick ice by the oceans, they all crowd on islands in ridiculous numbers and some of them climb up cliffs to get room.

>what is the x of video games
why isn't this an autosage term yet

Apparently it was an April fool's joke or some shit. It looks hella convincing for something made in 2008

Bears aren't pack animals so it's really difficult to get them to ignore thousands of years of evolution and submit to a master/alpha. The showbiz bears that are "tamed" only seem tame because they're basically stunted children following one dude as his/her mom. They're still incredibly dangerous to other people.

youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

>enemies can use vehicles

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walruses are mammals, they are not retarded and can tell rocks from ice

wtf was that?

>A and D keys are broken

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>game allows you to call a mentor for help

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Huh?

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>Enemies have instant-kill attacks

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Just kill yourself already hideous negro

Witcher 3 is as close of an answer as you'll get

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what the fuck is his problem?

>Welcome to Europe

What a piece of shit you have to be do something like that.

yeah the first time you find that out in Far Cry 3 is not a good time.

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Even the way he dabs away the grease is faggot shit.

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Tell me why you'd go to a place that serves pizza that you literally have to dry before eating it?

I bet you're one of those cucks that was raised by a single mom who always asked for shit that wasn't on the menu at restaurants because her faggot son had "allergies"

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Ace Combat.

Sounds nice. How do I domesticate one of those?

tthis is pure animal cruelty btw
The monkeys are even chained to the stretcher

It's a wild species of cat.

minecraft

>Going somewhere to eat pizza
What?

>bandits in Oblivion

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Pandas are still bears and they'll maul the shit outta you if they think you're a threat especially wild pandas who can be just as aggressive as any other bear. They also have the same bite strength as a lion which is way stronger than a black bear

Come do it yourself, pussyfied manlet.

>game ends on a dramatic note

literal brain damage

>game kills off your favorite party member barely after their introduction

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what the fuck I thought they were insects

>enemy tank right outside the safe zone

aww he runs to mom after falling over

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post the one for /his/

Look at that smug motherfucker he knows he's beautiful.

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>game everyone likes
>Witcher

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oh no no I didn't want to feel today

>game has a fucking annoying party member

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N-nani!!!

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>japanese_humor.webm

>This is my hole! It was made for me!

*WHIRRRRRRR*
NOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED MY SWITCH

learn to read you retarded faggot. Not everyone likes it, as there are retarded faggots like you out there for every single game in the existence. But, seeing as it has the highest user score of any game ever, which is the best indicator you can get for OP's question, witcher 3 is the closest answer to the OP's question. now neck yourself

reminder that birds are shitty pets and never get birds as pets