*makes Yea Forums upset*

Cave is best girl.

Yea Forums liked portal on release tho

>reddit liked portal on release tho
fixed
because is casual non gamer garbage

Zoomer detected

>all these "Not the first post from this IP"
what's wrong with you OP? why would you even start this thread with you pretending like Yea Forums hates portal? at least switch your IP before trying to pretend to be another poster

Portal is probably the perfect game. Although it probably isn't a 10/10 to most people, I dont see any way that Portal could have been better than what it is

EASY BABBY PEASY BRAINDEAD PUZZLES
kys

Correct.
Sequel is crap, though

game is over 10 years old
arent you a bit late to the party?

Portal 2 > Portal 1

>posts game implying Yea Forums as a collective hates
>Yea Forums as a collective actually likes said game
>continues to post obscure and out dated posts from few people complaining about the game as if 3 people decide whether we hate a game or not

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those people are right portal is indefensible garbage.

Portal 1 is fun many times, again and again.
Portal 2 lacks the same kind of replayability due to lack of advanced/bonus chambers and "set-piece" moments in the campaign.
Co-op in Portal 2 is fun though. I just don't see why Portal 2 had to balloon into a standalone product that had a huge chunk of Valve sinking resources into it.

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>easy garbage is fun xd

remember when they put hats in portal 2 lol? such cringe

portal niggers cant defend their shitty game

two easiest ways to make people hate a game on Yea Forums whether the statements are true or not, praise it to hell and back or tell them it makes them upset.

go to reddit portalnigger

I can't find it but there's this picture of a girl decked out in hundreds of dollars of Portal fan merchandise who says she's a huge fan but admits she hasn't played the game
I feel it represents how Portal contributed to the BAZINGAfication of gaming

this and some subhumans in this board like that shitty game and deny coming from reddit.

I really fucking hate women.

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Ah, there it is
Could you imagine this line of thought for anything else?
>My favorite movie is Star War. No I haven't seen the ending. I love movies but that doesn't mean I always finish them

reminder if you played portal you are part of the cancer that killed gaming.

Portal 2 was really bad and suffered from the same problems Half Life 2 did with its constant "cinematic" nonsense.

see

Half-Life 2's biggest flaw is making you solve endless seasaw puzzles that kill the pace because Valve wanted to show off their fancy physics engine.

As usual valve mothballed their best games.
If hl3 tf3 dod2 l4d3 and p3 actually came out they would have sold gang busters and valve wouldn't have experimented in garbage hardware like the steambox controller os and vr
It's a company that failed to diversify and only needed to make games.
What pisses me off even more is that we could have got so much more from them but the talent left them over a decade ago after portal2 was wrapped up

Portal 2 was a tech demo for their goop and baked physics system.

nah I’d say the 10 minute unskippable in engine cutscenes are way fuckin’ worse

portal still is a garbage series redditors.

Yea Forums is not one person, and even if it was, you wouldn't be it

>Yea Forums defends casuals games now

>42 posts
>20 ips
man, this guy is really salty about Portal

imagine liking an overrated game like portal

BASED
makeagameofthat.wordpress.com/2013/03/26/why-portal-2-is-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad-tutorial-design-player-agency/

bump.

bump.

This lad lost his marbles.

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Refute it

SEETHING PORTALNIGGERS

the cake is a lie xD
lolsorandum heh xD

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>.wordpress.
I'm not giving you clicks

BASED FUCK PORTAL

So you read a blog about a 10 year old game and decided to spam the board about it daily. You lost your shit, kid.

portal is shit zoomer

THE CAKE IS LIE XD XD XD

GLADOS IS WAY BETTER THAN SHODAN LOL
SHE IS NOT A RIP OFF.

Who cares, retard?

How so?

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I LOVE PORTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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I've never bothered to finish Portal. Is it worth it?

Sure.

no its reddit garbage see

STAY ALIVE STAY ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>raise your hand if got to play portal blind
*raise*
>thinking it's a simple puzzle game
>walking around, looking though the empty offices connected to the puzzle chamber
>wondering WHO was running this test?
>waiting for the computer voice to talk again, becoming more and more amused at what she was saying
best times

UPVOTED

I love it

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This.
On a lot of levels portal is well made and that contributes to how memorable it was.
Sound design, voice acting, writing, art direction, and the pacing where more and more weird shit started to show up as it went on, that was all great.
It's short but its tight and it was some of the most fun I had playing a game for the first time.
As for the samefag in this thread these seem to be his main criticisms.
>REDDIT
Imagine being such a fag that you let a fanbase ruin your enjoyment of a single player game
>MUH DIFFICULTY
Challenge levels are harder than the base game
>MUH LENGTH
Challenge levels, plus the game was cheap as hell on release

I'm different

>Portal 2 lacks the same kind of replayability
There's like thousands player made maps in workshop and different mods too. What are you even talking about?

see

>Rest assured that an interdependent panel of ethicist has absolved the enrichment center aperture science employees and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the companion cube euthanizing process
This is the kind of shit I knew I was never going to see anywhere else, this oddball dark humor won me over

You're trying so hard, it's almost funny. Unfortunately it just comes off as pathetic.

One day I come here and see shitposts, the usual. But these days everyones simultaneously sucking Valves and Epics dick while saying how awful its cum tastes. What happened?

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And yet the quote everyone latched onto was "The cake is a lie"

>deploying surprise in 5 4, time out for a second, that wasn't supposed to happen, do you see that thing that fell out of me, what is that? It's not the surprise, I've never seen it before. Nevermind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you will be dead.

>Where are you taking that thing, I wouldn't bother with that thing, my guess is that touching that thing will make your life even worse, somehow

>do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? seriously now

I miss her anons

>Writer said pre-release he hated the meme so avoided any mention of cake in Portal 2
>Texture artist slips one in on a sign anyway.

Looks like the only person it makes upset is you.

this says it's a great game but not the game he wanted to play

portal and its ilk are bad puzzles games

>screencapping your own shitty opinion

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ITT: 13 year old samefag needs attention.

>easy
>reddit humor
>rip off concepts(prey, narbacular drop, system shock)
>no replay value
yep shit game
BUT MUH ADVANCED CHAMBERS
MUH CHALLENGES
MUH MEMES
all garbage

OH NO NO NO NO

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VALVEBROS?
youtube.com/watch?v=uDDvrovKgeM

Which alive is better, portal or mirror's edge?

who is the utter autist who keeps bumping this thread

>87 replies
>39 I.P's.

Why the fuck are you guys posting on this thread? The bait is so fucking obvious it should be a crime

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PORTAL IS OVERRATED ITS NOT TOP 10, 20, 100 GAMES ZOOMERS. NOT EVEN THE BEST GAMES OF THEIR GENERATION.
IMAGINE LIKING A SHORT EASY GAME IMAGINE.

gamespot.com/forums/pc-mac-linux-society-1000004/portal-is-soboring-26594481/

The I.P count stayed the same despite

>458413493
>458414397

popping up, it's just one autist whining to himself.

I don’t think Yea Forums has ever hated Portal outside of mainstream culture latching onto “the cake is a lie”

Should I just start dumping Junji Ito or something? OP is a fag but maybe we can have fun with his thread

Mirrors Edge surely

OHNONONO

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this

>Portal > Portal 2
how the fuck you retards can find that meme nerd lawl witty humor so funny

gaben is such a pathetic faggot

both portal games suck

why? first is impressive. second is sad

...

>one guy going autistic in the thread over portal
cope

>this fucking thread

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>Listen to still alive
>someone else to help you
>maybe black mesa
She knows about the combine. Glados didn't give up on killing chell, she knows the combine will finish her off sooner or later

that was a joke
haha
fat chance

Does glados haha-post on Yea Forums?

>portal 1 good
>portal 2 bad

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VR is going to be great, eat shit noob

play system shock redditors a better not overrated game.

>horror
>not reddit
ok m8

>Wow! You, [SUBJECT NAME HERE], must be the pride of [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE].

>valve games
>not reddit
>LGS games
>reddit
ok zoomers

You people don't even know what you want

BTFO THE ORIGINAL PORTAL

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>Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.

haha i quoted portal what a great game amirite fellow gamers xd

VALVE DRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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haha I can't enjoy anything anymore, the only think I know is hiding behind 15 layers of irony and a supertanker of cynicism

there are better games and puzzles games than portal my zoomer friend.

To be fair, that is a legitimately good map pack on par with the original game

Dude, get some help. How can you seethe so hard over a game you make a thread and samefag 100 comments. Portal was decent and portal 2 even better,

why do you have to samefag?

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isn't it one single mega autists that randomly chooses games to shitpost about?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xg0_sjvjjNY
pcbros..

It is

That autist is seething against Valve in general (which is understandable considering their behavior after Portal 2), it's just that the Portal games are a good target for him

I've seen some contrarian faggots, but this going above and beyond

>first it was the anti-half life autist
>now it's the anti-portal autist
what's next? the anti tf2 autist?

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EASY PEASY BRAINDEAD PUZZLE GAME
THE CAKE IS A LIE XD

stop giving him ideas

ADMIT IT PORTAL GAMES DIDNT DESERVE SUCH SCORES

shitty shodan rip off

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VALVE IS A THIEF VALVE IS A THIEF
youtube.com/watch?v=l4jgh3VdNm4

bump.

Was it autism?

youtube.com/watch?v=hd7CHdy4O5c
embarrassing valve

so the spamming autist finally got tired of making that Ao Oni thread every hour?

portal 1 was god-tier
the escape levels will forever be ingrained in my head as one of the most memorable aesthetic to any valve game, i love the orange glow around everything
the comedy and exposition was just right, it's a shame portal 2 had to ruin it with shitty the office-esque comedy

valve drones didnt refute any points

>this retard
first it was half life, then it was serious sam, and then it was counter strike, and now its portal. did gabe fuck your mom or something? why the fuck are you so obsessed with them? why do you constantly make threads about them? are you autistic valve-kun?

ITS OVER

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bump.

>Valve will never make a singleplayer game ever again

>I know you, the autists tried everything to derail this board. To speed it up, once this one particular autist posted the same thread everyday centered around various games from valve and how they where shit, he generated an endless stream of terrible posts
>It was YOUR VOICE
>your posts aren't just regular shit post, they where DESIGNED TO BE SHITPOSTS

real puzzle gamers hated portal

hardcore gamers hate this game

there's hot girls who want to fuck you. click here.

>27 downvotes
I don't understand the downvote mentality on reddit. Such an innocuous question.

You can't say mean things to women around there.

I'M MAD

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this is the funniest thread i've seen in months

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LE CAKE XD IS LE LIE XDDD

>65 posters

>148 replies
actual autism

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ok kid i didnt want it to come to this but you leave me no choice *zip*
>NO NO NO IM SORRY ILL STOP MAKING THREA-
*WHAP* *WHAP* *SCHLOORP*
>AGHH NO NO NO PLEASE PORTAL IS A GOOD IM SORRY
YEAH TAKE IT CHINK *SMACK SMACK SMACK* *GLORRP* SQUEAL FER ME
>OINK OINKK

the truths hurts

*SPANK*

OINK OINK OINK OINKKKKKK

>valve drones thinking im a epic shil because of portal criticism.

imagin actually liking portal AHAAHAHAHA
is sSHIT game shitty puzzles SHITTY story shit caces le cake is a lie xddd ahaahaha glados sexy mommybot so FUNNY Xd
fuck yuo pcbros

user, please the car crash didn't happen you have to let go.

BTFO PORTAL

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>158 replies
>70 posters

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rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/portal.33363/page-3
rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/portal-2-puzzle-whoring.72027/
rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/portal-2.58377/

portal is a shallow easy game with no replay value BASED RPGCODEX

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REDPILLLED

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lolno this game is so dull and boring I cant finish it after 3 approaches

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so you prefer braindead puzzles games like portal

yes I prefer well made braindead puzzle game to janky braindead puzzle game

enjoy your glorified long tutorial then

I'm impressed this guy was able to write such a long essay without choking on his own farts.

Barneyfag has evolved

SEETHING

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Is this the one autist mods talked about who moves from game to game?

rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/so-what-did-you-think-of-portal.39622/
Even world of goo is better

Gimme your best Portal maps/mods

all garbage/easy