Game tricks you into killing yourself

>game tricks you into killing yourself

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You'd need two keys at the sametime for it to work.

most people have more than 1 key to clean, so it's fine

OK, then go try it and report back, I'm sure you'll be fine. And you'll end up with one clean key.

Literally everyone I know cleans their keys 1 at the time.

where do I buy this?

Always wanted to do this at uni because some of the desks had outlets on them. But I was worried some ESL chink would actually stick his keys in there and die and they'd find out it was me who put the note there.

From experience. Nah.
I was 5, I used the metal from a spiral notebook to play electrician

>Get tape
>Write "key cleaner" on it
>Put it on an outlet
>Take a picture of it to post on the internet
>Take tape off after
Why do people do this?

>ESL chink
Language has nothing to do with it. If you don't realize that is an electrical outlet, you're an idiot in any language

>beat game, nothing left to do
>for some reason you can still move around
>you got some new usable sword thing in your inventory
>use it to see what it's for
>your character takes it out and aims for its chest and stabs

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>You'd need two keys at the sametime for it to work.

not if your feet are touching the ground

Well just jump and jab at it.

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you can’t just post that and not name the game

Dragon's Dogma

WAIT, COULD THAT BE...

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>Game tells you it's going to trick you
>Tells you exactly how not to get tricked
>You still get tricked
Felt like an absolute brainlet.

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Tell the courts, not me.

What the fuck is a key cleaner?

>cleaning keys

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One of the students at the uni I work at was putting wires directly into the outlet because he thought that's what it meant when the lab sheet said "connect to a power supply"

>suicide sword becomes an invaluable tool in the dlc area

>jump
>*lightning reflects back to key cleaner*
Heh nothin personal

How was I not supposed to read this?

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Too bad she probably turned out like Okuyasu's dad because of the flesh bud she never had removed.

Your good morals should have stopped you. It's your own fault.

The ghost literally said if you read it he would curse you. Stop being a goblin man and respect people’s privacy.

Came here to post this. Ruined my fucking week as a child.

Dragon's Dogma is amazing

It's called a joke. It's something some non-autistic people do.

> Killing yourself is a viable strategy with the right combo/element of surprise

Sekiro?

>ac voltage at 60hz
Nope try again

Mother of god. Tell me that imbecile didn't actually *pass* the course. Please, user?

When you cut a new key you need to deburr it to remove residue metal from the cut, but that's really just a brush

One side wouldn't work anymore, at least anywhere that isn't third world. Outlets have protective doors in them that only move out of the way when pressure is applied to both sides.

Yoshimitsu in Soul Calibur (possibly Tekken too?), but not a bad guess.

I dunno I didn't get the chance to see since I left the job for two years before coming back. I wouldn't be surprised if he did though because the place treats students like customers and hates failing people because a failed student means no tuition money from them in the next semester.

this nigga's got dirty keys lmao
no wonder he can't get laid bitches can smell that shit from a mile away lmfao

>dark souls 2
>meet gavlan for the first time
>oh fuck yeah I'm selling shit like fist of the north star
>so many souls
>okay let's check the chest now
>fuuuck

This actually confused me because in my country we have different outlets and I didn't know americans need to clean their keys but it makes sense since they are so greasy.

Thanks for further proving that third-worlders are absolute retards who only have the mental capacity to learn enough English so they can seethe about Americans on a weeb image board.

> Game pays you for killing yourself, knowing full well you'll respawn anyway

Yeah, americans are surprisingly bad at english even though it's their native language, but I guess it's to be expected of third world education.

Who the fuck clean their keys anyway?
It's not like you use them to scratch your butthole or anything.

>It's not like you use them to scratch your butthole or anything.

I use them to scratch my eardrums

>It's not like you use them to scratch your butthole or anything
haha, of course not, who would even do that, haha

>hey user, i heard this guy tom couldn't get into his house once because of his keys, it almost snapped when he tried to turn the key, locksmith told him he was lucky as he would have had to buy a new lock if it did, he just cleaned the keys for him and it fixed the whole thing, apparently, it has something to do with rust or something, i don't know, i just don't want to get fucked by a broken key, you know i think i saw one of those key cleaners around the office, might have a look later
>*2 minutes later