Enter town

>Enter town
>Store has a weapon no party member can equip
OH BOY I WONDER WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

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you make a shitty thread?

Good thread.
Don't be mean.

>game has weapons nobody in your party can ever equip
>they're actually meant to be sold for cash but this isn't made entirely apparent

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you know what i'm sorry it's not a shitty thread

Good. Don't disrespect me again

>Enter town
>Buy new weapon with all my gold
>Get to next dungeon
>Find same weapon in the first chest

>character generation
>character has stats for impregnation % chance
OH BOY I WONDER WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN

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>game has a mini-game that's fun and gives you pretty decent rewards
>the final boss actually gets stronger the more you play it

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Oh boy the frogfucker has graced us with his faggot-filled presence.

>spend all your money on equipment in a shop
>the same items are cheaper in the next town

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>Store has a weapon no party member equipped
>character who can equip the weapon turns up several chapters later

Wait
STATS for the chance?
What game is this, it’s always a flat rate depending on the day or something
WHERE DO I GET TO ROLL FERTILITY

>every single town in the world has one weapon shop, one armor shop, and one usable item shop
>never more, never less, never anything different
>quality and prices of items rises proportionally with the distance that town is from whatever town you started the game at

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Kingdom Death: Monster

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God that was a good doujin. I don't bother with porn anymore, but that was probably my favourite of the lot.

And generic JRPG traits get made of a bunch for something I've barely ever seen, especially in the past 10 years.

>Buy it in preparation.
>Hew character already has it, or better.

>party member uses a highly specialized and impractical weapon type
>starts commonly dropping from random monsters after getting him into your party

>It was for a companion that you missed
>It's too late to go back for them unless you want to restart the game

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That's far less sexy than I hoped

Well, when your characters look like this...

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>shopkeeper gives you discounts you for stealing from other stores

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>consenting
This is a cruel joke

>Buy shit form the shop
>First enemy gives you the weapon as a drop

>Doujin
Now I'm interested

>try to equip the Goblin Mail
fuck

>Get item that is only exists to be sold
>Don't sell it because I feel like it may have a use

Keep in mind that Kingdom Death costs your liver and first born in both time and money to build, paint and play. Also the Monsters are well. Someone post the Wet Nurse.

go back to resetera you faggot tranny

>mfw giving out goblin mails to noobs as "free armor"

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Why doesn't this fagget draw anything good anymore

>steal from store
>the next time you enter the store the shopkeeper fucking murders you

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If I have an item for an hour and there's no clear indication of its use, I'm checking online.

Yeah just play Gloomhaven instead.

>enter RPG
>money is useless because the game just hands you the best gear for completing the storyline

>steal from black markets
>get jumped by organized crime later on

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Why would he suddenly draw something good?

>have to do it for 100% because you need the fucking photo
>'THIEF'

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>Description literally says it's a useless item, that's only use is to be sold
>Sell them all
>"Quest: Get 15 of useless shit"

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>opening cinematic has mid and late game spoilers
fucking japan i'm never watching your stupid anime game intros again

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>receive health/stat increase items
>save them for a 'hard' part
>never use them

>reveals all party members
>reveals the final villain

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>enter rpg
>money and exploring is useless because you can craft op gear and everything is level scaled

i fucking love inoue kiyoshirou

>Get items that only exist to be sold
>Sell them all as soon as I get them
>Thirty hours later find an NPC that's willing to pay double what normal stores pay for the item

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What was the name of this doujin? Artist was Kiyoshiro Inoue right?

What is this about?

>find item that can be sold
>sell it
>turns out it was needed 15 hours later for the good end

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9/11, dingus

What kinda stupid shit?
What game?

Duties of a Student Council Member or something. I don't remember the exact name. It's pretty excellent.

>400 bucks
Well it looks interesting, but that's alot of moneys.
>Also 12.000.000$ contributions on Kickstarter

that made me feel penis

>buy better equipment in town
>find same equipment in next dungeon
every time

>Enter town
>Store has a weapon that is prohibitively expensive
>After 30h og playtime visit the same town again
>now entirely destroyed by the villain
>remember the priceless weapon
>go to the now destroyed store and find it in the ruins
>best weapon in the game
>

Name 17 games

When has it ever been a good idea to buy equipment in preparation for later?

I like it when it's abstract about it. Like how KH3's opening not only spills the game, but also implications meant for the next game

This some good samefagging, chief. Gotta get that thread going, you know?

>game has weapons that are meant for fetch quests only, and you give them to npcs because they lost their weapons or you need to arm villagers
>remake/dlc lets you play as some of these "unpayable characters"

that attitude makes you terribly deserving of disrespect, you poop.
respect is earned, and expecting or even demanding it makes you lose it.

But I only made one of those posts.

>only way to get good end is to be nice to the character who always shits on you
>you actually do it on your own
>still get the bad end

>shop has a weapon type only one member can equip
>party member dies
>every shop still has these items
>characters comment on how some items would be perfect for dead member
>later learn that the party member's death is permanent and not optional/avoidable and they can only return on new game plus

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Try slinging some more buzzwords together, frogtard

You can play it for free in Tabletop Simulator. The developers of the game are OK with it, too.

what game?

>town has a weapon no one can equip
>the only character who can equip it left the party at the beginning of the game and there's no way to get her back
>the character was written off but the programmers forgot to hide all evidence

>you can fight entities that are larger or smaller than you
>you can loot them down to socks
>their attire/armour doesn't fit you if you're a different body size/type than them

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>ctrl F sauce or source
[Kiyoshiro Inoue] The Job of a Service Committee Member
took a bit of digging but it's a fakku one which is why it was a pain in the ass to find. Fucking wonky translations

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>Store in town has new weapon for a party member that died
>They never come back, and there's no other character in the game that shares their weapon type

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>Turns out you really never can equip it.
Thank you, Xenoblade.

>MMORPG has a late game quest
>Requires a obscure non-tradeable item to complete
>Takes a long ass time to farm

Why?

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>monsters drop common items which are ambiguous as to whether they are useful or vendor trash
>inventory starts getting full, sell them
>later on some quests may require these items and there is no way of knowing beforehand what is trash and what isn't

>game has side quest where a bounty hunter asks you to find and kill several terrorists with a price on their heads in return for cash reward
>you find them, among a whole platoon of soldiers that are hostile to you. You kill them all and return to the quest giver
>quest giver doesn't respond differently. You realize there's no way to prove you killed them
>you realize 'price on their heads' was meant literally, you have to decapitate them and bring their their heads to the quest giver as proof
>you return to the place where you killed those terrorists
>all the corpses are still there. While you can sever their heads, their bodies are decomposed to the point of being unrecognizable, so you can't distinguish the terrorists from all the other enemies you killed in that area.
WHAT DO

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It means you need to backtrack because you such at exploration and missed a new party member?

>Enter town
>Store has a weapon no party member can equip because the only person who can use it permanently left the party an hour into the game

based

>subscription/p2w based models wanting you to play for a long time
inconceivable!

>farm money to buy the most expensive weapon/armour in the shop
>same item drops as loot from the very next encounter

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>[Kiyoshiro Inoue] The Job of a Service Committee Member
I've been fapping way too much lately.
Thanks alot asshole, this shit looks awesome

>end of the world approaching
>bro shop owner actually gives you his whole inventory for free, including maxed stacks of healing items

>martial arts character starts off with some ridiculously massive guantlets as a weapon

>strongest weapon is just a thin piece of fabric on his fists

>it costs tens of thousands

this sounds like the shit roguelikes tend to pull

Name the game.

What's a fun JRPG.
If you say Xenoblade i will poop in your bed

gonna bet its dwarf fort

>Martial arts character
>Weapon of choice is only a pair of gauntlets or a pair of shinguards, never both

Xenogears

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Because they can't do shit against it anyway. Wizard of the Coast tried to sue Tabletop Sim already for that without results.

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>enter shop
>high level weapons that look really good
>decide to save up so i can get them when its time
>by the time i can ive found some random loot that shits all over the bought stuff

why

XenoFinal Fantasy V

Xenosaga

Estelle's games

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>pretends to reveal all members and main villain
>fakeout, main villain was one of the members and the main villain is a total bro party member

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>Enter Town
>Religion is a major focus of this town

OH FUCKING BOY

If I ever had to make a game I'd 100% do this. Two times the amount of useable weapons, with name and icon changes every tier, just so you had to work a little to find what you're looking for, like an actual store.

Not a roguelike. It's Jagged Alliance 2.

This one is definitely Tales of Zestria

>consenting

BORING

>Upgrade a party members shit
>the story takes her away from being used for most of the game
Fucking rance 6

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>enter town
>no adult npcs to be found

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>Have to find a character's personal belonging that was broken and lost somewhere
>You have to buy it from the fucking weapon shop even though it's not a weapon
>Don't buy it thinking that's would be pretty ridiculous and keep looking around to no avail, still don't buy it
>Character dies, find out later that was actually the correct item
i'll never not be mad

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who's this fluid druid

in those cases it's usually the writers or executives fucking everything up last minute so that they can shove the character back in as rerelease content
Tales of Vesperia had exactly this happen, but the only difference was that Flynn shared most of his weapons with Yuri and Estelle

>Watch it
>See some crazy shit
>Assumption was completely off base

pic unrelated?

Classic Nier

Johan is clearly the main antagonist, but Grimmer's motives aren't made clear at first, with the same level of capability as Roberto. But he turns out to be a bestest of bros character.

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>trailer shows end game spoilers
I don't have any dmc related pic but here's a combo video I stole from here

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Based And Estellepilled.

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Ao no Kiseki but you have to play 4 other (still good) games first

>find fishing rod
>type: junk
western RPGs always be shit