Yeah, this makes no sense
Yeah, this makes no sense
Um, rogue cells, sweetie
>being a paragon cuck
He deserved it
LOL
>rogue
Sure
Does anyone here have the "Shut the fuck up Sten" DA:O comic? Can't seem to find that anywhere.
>comic sans
>custom shepard comic
eww
Thanks man
It sure makes me want to LOL
She killed millions
He killed an untold amount of organic beings
If you romance her you get Jacob's sloppy seconds.
What would Sovereign's reaction have been if he found out there was actually an AI in the citadel all along that was, presumably, just a really lazy fuck?
According to Jacob they never got that close
What would Sovereign's reaction have been if he found out there was actually a second Relay on the ass edge of the galaxy that only takes like a month to fly to but is just as good as the Citadel?
They had sex, they banged in the shitty mobile game.
It wasen't as good as the citadel
Eh, no biggie
Have fun with your sloppy seconds buddy!
LOL!
I will
>easily accessible within a ridiculously short time frame
>links to all other Relays in the galaxy
So instead of coming out of the Citadel and taking everyone by surprise, they come from the Widow Relay and take everyone by surprise
It wasen't be surprise
If you fuck up in Arrival and the Reapers arrive you're shown a cutscene of them conquering the galaxy
I know, but it wasen't by surprise.
It's still a surprise in ME3 when it takes them six months to show up and Shepard is on trial for blowing up a solar system to stop them and still nobody is taking the idea of Reaper being real seriously
If you romance Jacob he cheats on you and gets another girl pregnant
It wasen't by surprise as it was brute forcing their way through everything, and people not taking the idea of reapers seriously is not that weird.
Several thousand unidentified hostile ships showing up out of nowhere is still a surprise, you mong
*wasn't
Isn't there an uncensored version?