ITT: Describe a vidya character in a haiku

haikus are supposed to go 6 words, then 5 words next line before back to six
that from Majoras mask

>that from Majoras mask
Yep

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>haikus are supposed to go 6 words, then 5 words next line before back to six
its syllables not words retard

It's 7 syllables, 5 syllables, 7 syllables. Y'all are on some dumb shit.

Isaac, the Binding thereof,

I said haikus are based on syllables not words. I didn't say anything about how many syllables.

kill yourself for doing pic unrelated

its 5-7-5 moron

I truly hate the niggers
I also hate jews
This thread is not videogames

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

>Red men on white tile
>Time is like a rubber band
>Stretching then snapping

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>i've lost my wife
>that's a rhetorical question
>don't answer that

>he can't count syllables

Eyes, a yellow glow
Monstrous blood on a fine sword
"Damn you are ugly"

I just want to paint
oh no whats that in the sky
my village is dead

team fortress 2

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SUPER HOT

Sheperd. Wrex. Sheperd.
Wrex. Sheperd. Wrex. Sheperd. Wrex.
Sheperd. Wrex. Sheperd.

5 7 5 retard

OP sucked the biggest
blackest smelliest smeggiest infected penis
straight out of his mums bumhole

Probably wrong but Mass effect?

Trapped in a shit game,
A nig with a big cannon.
Do you remember?

WOOP WOOP GOOD FUCKING JOB

Red and blue at war
Clashing of armor and swords
Break your back striking

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I have been waiting
Waiting for seven long years
Horses and butter

An acceptable answer with the right hats, weapons, and killstreak cosmetic.

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Cold-blooded namesake,
Repeats what's heard as questions.
Life is suffering.

>Pistols, rifles, bows
>Smoke and blood in the wild west
>Pass fermented rye

Jeopardy?

TF2

Repeats what’s heard as questions?

metal gear solid

A holy soldier
Undead hordes fall before him
Helps himself to loot

Nope, but I can see your thinking. The third line I think is the best clue but may be too niche to figure out if you don't care about the games meta.

(big)Hint: It's an FPS with lots of melee

No one will get this.

Abandoned orphan
Send wanderers to their graves
Free market be praised

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Dead Rising?

More machine than man,
A pawn in a brave new world.
His consent; not sought.

*whistles*

>Four average folks
>Gunning through hordes of zombies
>The fat ones explode

Deus Ex HR dude

Deus Ex!

>No one will get this
Recette.

Have a honk.

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left 4 dead

Max was his name
Payne was his game
Bald head and shitty sequels - that's all what he did gain.

>Ancestor is dead
>The Hamlet is your own now
>A strange evil lurks...

steal some cars and bikes
the yay leavin san fierro
follow the damn train

Murder a woman
Blame it on an innocent
>he did nothing wrong

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*CHK**CHK* BOOOM! NAILED IT

>The aliens won
>Human rebel remnants fight
>Must be tactical

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Thank.

>Cripple
>Thinks he's fucked up and sick
>Doctor tells him to write a book

That's not how this works

Damn I remember playing the demo with that skin on Xbox and thinkin it was real neat.

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cry le fear?
none of those lines fit the syllable count

Xenogears.

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99% sure it's XCOM 2.

Scribblenauts

Psh, Alan Wake. EZ