>rts
>infantry is built in squads
Rts
>you can fortify your squad
>if you do a fucking pod full of dudes falls from spess
>rts
>you can build comfy-looking cities
rise of legends was kinda dope broken but joyful
>rts
>infantry is built in battalions
Beats having to micro them
>rts
>you create and customize a player avatar to fight alongside your men
>Infantry built in squads.
>When they get hurt members die off.
>When they heal members magically come back.
>click on the infantry building
>drill sargent shouts followed by marching sounds
What games other than Relic's do this? They're the only RTS games I really liked because fuck micromanaging 500 seperate units
CAN I GET UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>rts
>infantry is
I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE
Battle for Middle Earth
>rts
>you can't build at all
>rts
>infantry is disorganized mass
>recruit officer and drummer
>working battalions now
Yup, that's pretty much me.
>rts
>infantry is built in the wombs of the conquered widows
Infantry in squads is gross.
Tiberium wars
>rts
>you can nuke your enemy back to the stone age
I went to this anime convention last September, it was fun but nearly everyone there could be described as an ironic weeb. As a /m/echa fan, I felt very out of place.
>only GDI gets a way to heal infantry and replenish squads
k
t. korean
Kohan games (effectively came up with the idea).
BFME 1 and 2
C&C3
World in Conflict
Praetorians
Battleforge (there's a fan server you can play it on)
Halo Wars 1 and 2
R.U.S.E.
Wargame series
seething nodfag
>KC
>ironic weeb
Only secondaryshitters who don't play the game.
>rts
>infantry is built in squads
>just a bunch of miserable recruits that shit their pants on the sight of the enemy
>give them upgrades
>give them an officer
>give them weapons
>give them artillery support
>they become THE HAMMER OF THE IMPERIUM
Oh shit! I'm an ironic weeb and the only things in that list I'm interested in are Huniepop and Shadman.
I need to raise my ironic weeb stats.
You're not even a weeb at that point
it says ironic.
I don't have to actually consume and enjoy japanese media. I just have to pretend that I do in order to demonstrate some secondary point.
THOUGHT THEY BROKE OUR BACKS? HA.
Why wargame series are not as fun with infantry as DoW 1 is?
>rts
>you can build all kinds of walls, fortifications, bunkers, trenches, turrets, barbed wire etc.
>it doesnt even have to be functional
The chaplain used to be the person who told you that God was on your side... until we invented Artillery.
Man Battle for Middle Earth 2 was comfy as fuck
I legit think battle for middle earth 2 and its expansion too ofc were the greatest RTS games ever made. Had an excellent campaign. Amazing online and custom maps. The custom maps and story scenarios they made from them were so good, it had a lite-totalwar game mode too. Truly EA's best game.
If you think about this image, its like reverse of a hipster. Fascinating. Is there such a thing as ironic star wars lover? You know, the one who constantly posts darth vader memes on his facebook.
Why arent there other RTS games where I can make a comfy fort and make it absolutely impenetrable
star wars empire at war and its expansion. You can buy it on steam now for dirt cheap.
>spend entire game piling up defenses instead of interacting with the enemy
>spend the entire game cutting down trees to anger the elves
I play a RTS-FPS hybrid.
When the commander starts going aesthetics autism that's a guaranteed sign of a win. No idea why, but the instant you start seeing senseless bullshit that looks pretty, you know victory will follow.
Austere functional autism is usually a good sign too so long as nobody pokes the sleeping autismobear by implying that "fun" is a valid reason for playing games.
Commander who tries to be halfway between looking good and being functional though is a guaranteed loss.
Ground Control 2 was great though
>rts
>only the best infantry is built in squads
>launching too many nukes causes all players to lose
we are never going back...
Have sex
Shit
This was meant for
Get a waifu
crinfe
>Muslims
>Using jewish made UZI
This doesn't make sense
>what are war trophies
Anything made by IMI is pretty damn popular in the middle east and north Africa. Might be easier to smuggle? Maybe they just sell to anyone who buys?
Or who knows, maybe Israel is secretly funding and supplying the GLA.
>rts
>infantry is not build in legions
(((GLA)))
Take your meds.
This meme is still alive?
That’s a beautiful image.
cope
The ironic Media Corrections LLC posting is intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain it.
>rts
>Live action cutscenes