He/she killed millions

He/she killed millions

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simply unfair

it's maam

i accidentally stepped on one of those once and felt so guilt because it had a mister/missus snail right next to it watching me step on it's hubby/wife

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did you step on the other one?

you just KNOW

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I remember when I was a kid I used to gather a whole bunch of them in a bucket and smash them up into pulp.
I do feel bad about it now.

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god imagine being that snale and crawling over her tits while lightly nibbling the area around her areola while you explore the inside of her nipple with your eyestalks

i used to do this but instead of smashing them i made them different food from around the garden and had a little hotel/resturant for them

>had a fish tank with both fish and snails in it
>wake up and see half a fish floating around in the tank
>snail is on top of the other half
How did this happen?

good god man

Throne of Thunder?

>snails are futa

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It was just subliminal suggestion using light refraction by manipulating the ozone.

Imagine being a girl and covering your tits in snails and letting them crawl all over your body

I try to redeem myself by saving every snail I see nowadays, just by relocating them somewhere they cant be stepped on.
Leeches on the other hand can go fuck themselves.

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to save trillions

*blocks your path*

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see that's what I did when I was a kid.
now I don't care so much, I sometimes step on one by accident because I didn't see it.

Snails are just single tentacled octopi, man.
Can't trust that shit around anything.

you should wipe your ass dude

COMPLEX

She bred millions

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Imagine taking a sharp knife and running it slowly over the length of that sac.

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Imagine being a redditor faggot and posting degenerate memes without a reason.

Nature should be destroyed

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Based

>Lätta
>degenerate

margerine is poison

I've seen this before why did i click on it again

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wholesome post

I used to build a little village out of toothpicks in the yard for the pill bugs. My grandma made me disassemble it because she was scared of somebody falling on it.

My buddy somehow lit them on fire. It looked like cooking a meat and all the fluids boiling outside

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That's a nice Xenomorph Queen. Good to see one again.

they're not called xenomorphs

Why are you using a name?

I'm based that's why.

imagine it pulsating on your dick

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If it was a slug none of this shit would have happened.

When I was a kid I had a pet bearded dragon. I caught a praying mantis that was in our garden because I thought my lizard was lonely and wanted it to have a friend. As soon as I put it in my bearded dragon ran out of its little tree trunk house thing and snapped in two. I was really upset because I thought they only ate crickets and I wanted to see the two of them hang out.

why snail more snail

1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

cringe
based

I honestly had to look at my link bar to make sure I'm still on Yea Forums.

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Molluscs are awesome in how radically diverse they are. That slimy little shit is related to a clam and that's awesome.

And the billions of deaths of course.

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Bottom right. That squid/snail hybrid looks cool and ancient.