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Holy fuck man up you pussies. The greeks literally slew persians and came home to slay 12 year old poontang until they died of liver failure, and this is the life we are supposed to live. What the fuck happened.

straight ""people"" happened. they're all weak roastie worshippers.

Please stop, this thread is making me hate my existence and envy all other humans in this world.

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BOYS NEED MORE LOVE
THE ONLY WAY TO DECREASE TOXICITY IN THE WORLD IS WITH LOVE

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tranime everyone
remember 51% as of 2019

Just hug your pillow and cry yourself to sleep.

The Greeks had intellectual and spiritual persuits to fill their souls with.
This material reductionist world we live in leaves nothing but misery for the unloved

Boys need more love from other boys. Women are all foul harpies and incapable of giving genuine love desu.

Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted

It's the best when my wife gets her nails done

They're always wicked, user. I've turned down lots of women who didn't know I was gay. It's easy to see through their evil designs when you're not blinded by libido.

Show me what love is.

I love all of you in this thread, please have a nice night. Yes, even you mean posters, you shouldn't put others down, you don't know where they're at in life.

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>>get an overwhelming feeling of wanting to cuddle and hug something
Are you a woman?
That's what happens to women.
Men get the urge to GTFO ASAP

how hard to I have to lift and drink to overcome these fucking feelings of longing for comfort from another?

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>>get an overwhelming feeling of wanting to cuddle and hug something
I know this feel. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to cuddle somebody who loves me, preferably a girl and she's wearing a nice comfy jumper or something, doesn't have to be sexual or anything.

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Well seems like men make you happier.
Women aren’t so bad despite all the memes.
Just confused, even more confused than men

>3:30am
Go to sleep ffs.

>Scratch his back
Fug
A few times I had a girl scratch my back and it felt really good for some reason, even when she was scratching hard enough to hurt me I didn't want her to stop

This, as a big strong man, I desire to have a smaller softer boy in my arms and melt away while snuggling, it sounds so nice.

*cheats on you*
*files a divorce against you*
*takes half of your possession and the children and continously collects child support payment*
heh, nothin personal kiddo

But user, it's morning.

>tfw barely want sex anymore as much as I just want to have my aching fucking back and shoulders rubbed a bit
I lift and lift and lift but the soreness only intensifies

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Ready The Happy Prince.

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It feels nice user.
When you squeeze a girl tight they make a little mewing sound with their throat it’s hard to describe it’s once you’ve heard it once it will haunt your soul forever

>*takes half of your possession and the children and continously collects child support payment*
Why do guys let women do that?
I'd probably just kill the bitch then myself
Without family what's the point of living anyways?

git gud at approaching women
also go for cakes, they're good at snuggling

video games

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It's almost 1am on the west coast, I apologize. I hope you have a nice morning.

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You too user, I'm about to go to sleep, but I hope you have a lovely time today.

>marries for lust instead of love

;_; reality is often disappointing

women are not good for anything, user.

it's time user

>cum inside thicc bitch
>try to cuddle
>too hot and sweaty
>she takes the blanket
>get cold
>turn over to hug but she stinks
>sleep on couch instead

fat people are a mistake

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

H-hold me user..

That's what every straight person does, whether they know it or not. Straights do not feel real love. Only homos do.

Sounds like you should go to sleep soon. I'll probably just spend my morning in bed doing nothing.

I would genuinely cry if someone did this to me. Affection on that level is something I can't even being to imagine what it feels like.

Have a shower. The warmth simulates another person's body, and the water cleans you and washes away the sin.

*it was a hologram*

Great song

Get a job, you bum.

Sweet dreams. I need to finish my workout then shower, then I'll play some video games.
I would if I could, everything is going to be okay. Don't put yourself down over the past or where you're at now, just work a little every day to make things better, okay?
I went to bed at like 5:30 yesterday, I've already messed up my sleep schedule.

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>Why do guys let women do that?
guys don't, the state lets them do that

>git gud at approaching women
this is one of those things where you don't get a bit better every time, you strike out and everyone in the room saw it, even if you were polite and kept your spaghetti in your pocket, you still struck out and you've been reduced to creep status, the guys watching saw that and can use you as a footstool; "was that guy bothering you?" any girls in the area saw it and wrote you off, they'll never forget your fucking face because its the face of a loser now. Games, sports, hobbies, anything else you can improve from every loss but in social situations each loss puts you even further down the bracket and it boils down to dumb luck once you've gotten your looks/hygiene/etc. together

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Just pile up extra blankets and pillows on one side of your bed, lean against it, and pretend. Bonus points if you have a dakimakura.

I can deal with being a permavirgin, but I can't deal with never cuddling.

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I hate you and your tranny cohorts for making cute-anime-girl-posting a strictly gay/mentally ill thing.

Good luck to y'all

>not being attracted to your partner's pheremones
your brain is broken

Well, then I hope you'll have fun playing video games. Just don't mess up your sleep schedule even further.

kys sissy

>amerimutts hours
>this shit thread happens

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shut up smelly have a shower

>$50,000 a month
>$5000 once off to pay some hoodrat to shoot her
Decisions decisions

>telling people good night is mental illness
big yikes

This. Women are vapid, vindictive, selfish creatures. Only guys are capable of actually feeling love.

>tfw doctor told me today to get a body pillow to wrap my legs around for my hip issues

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IN THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEE

he's right though

DELETE THIS THREAD TILL SOMEBODY GOT HURT

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Remember, NEETs and incels: getting into ERP is better than shooting up a church. Eventually you can find someone just as autistic as you that will care for you as much as you care for them. Yeah, it won't be physical but you'll discover you can love/be loved.

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phermones are a meme user, people wear too much deoderant/cologne etc for it to actually attract anyone

>wanting your woman to have a shower
>actually desiring that she wash all of the boner-inducing pheremones off of her

Is it even possible to feel love online?

bitch you stink

jeremy is that you

Tell me what is mentally ill about wishing people good night.