Fap and cum

fuck these threads

>becoming a pathetic dopamine-addicted cum dispenser.
Thanks for the boner.

Guys cant do this, at least not in the hopes of firing a live round, in a manner of speaking. OP confirmed for girl.

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>quit nicotine, caffeine, alcohol, masturbation, junk food, fast food, staying up past 11pm
>first the absolute hell of being sober and awake
>time passes
>now feel 2x more confident

best thing i ever done

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based

I don't even masturbate that often and when I do, I don't use my dick.

How long would you last?

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how come the erpers only have a couple images they post all the time, you'd think they'd have more anime porn than anybody

Guys can do it. You're low-test

where are you?

avatarfagging

>almost no semen when cumming past week
I'm going to die?

London.

First reply to get 5 determines what I jack off too

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why does the second fap immediately after the first feel so much better? literally makes my whole body shake, also this isnt video games?

midgets

Mikan from To Love Ru, official art work only

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Yourself in a mirror

he said dispenser...

Not long

You should try an aneros OP, you can do the same without even using your hands.

no fapping for you, go to sleep.

Meowie

why is Yea Forums so gay? Yea Forums doesn't have this problem.

I have prepared a webm

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your post

Futa with small penises

Don't you post gay furry porn at me.
I know what he said.

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Xelvy

cp

Pictures of yogurt.

Longer than the one cum chump meme girl.

Reroll

me

Loli futa

Heterosexual sex in the missionary position.

what is a refractory period

Loli

Witcher 3 SFM

CP

Lewd is literally the most disgusting shit after your bank is empty.

nothing, you chop your dick instead

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I've managed to double cum a few times but it's rare.

was he pissing at the end?

Nice

Based, i will take this suggestion too

Good thing you weren't the first.

fake

>85 KB, 641x474
Why save the shitty one, he's not even holding a 5. You wasted the get by using the shittiest form of the image you could have found.

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Feet joi's

Prostates don't have this problem.

this

Your mom

The winner is meowie

First 5

I can never get mine to work.

Rerollers are faggots and disregarded.

You can't actually do this if you're male.
The closest you can get is edging and nearly going over to where you start cumming but only a little, and then keep fapping until orgasm.
It also feels really unsatisfying to do.

No, the liquid is being sprayed out from her thigh, behind the blurred cock.

Based rapist. Keep up the good work.

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I have big holes in my fleshlight so I had to buy a new one.

Got Madison Ivy's butt.

Shut up cheater.

Have you tried practicing kegels? Hear it helps strengthen your muscle rhythms down there.

Who is Meowie?
I can't fap a characterI don't know.

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during insertion then another 10 sec after.

>>quit nicotine, caffeine, alcohol, masturbation, junk food, fast food, staying up past 11pm
Might as well quit living.

stop fucking with me

So, Bosshi?

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Hello user! My name is Meowie.

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Man if there were some relatively attractive (more like, just not gross and unhygenic) Yea Forums guy that would pay me cash to just be his personal cumdump id do it in a heart beat.

God, I want to fill every Prisma with a constant surge of semen until their bellies are bulging, as I pound them against the wall with their little legs dangling helplessly above the floor, inner thighs slick with a various love juices.

Some trap faggot who shills his pornography on Yea Forums every single day

I have one actually, at best it just enhances the sensations and then is quite uncomfortable afterward, not to mention the complete boner kill having to prep to use it is
anal is a meme

Feels good mang.

i've been getting 3rds pretty consistently lately. getting a 4th is still tough though

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rip

>you will never be a horny user's pathetic, slutty cum dispenser

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Where do you reside. Not gay but if you put on a dress I'd consider something

I tried going to bet at a reasonable time recently. It sucked. Those night hours are the best time of day.

I already dont do any of those besides the occasional 1am or the every now and then jerk off, and I'm a total incompetent broken down mess. Epic.

>>keep fapping
>>cum again really quickly

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That's extremely gay.

What model? Heard the silicone ones sometimes aren't firm enough, and you need to practice your muscle contractions to get it into doing it automatically.

>tfw love night because you can finally relax knowing people are going to leave you the fuck alone.

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Southwest WA
You'd have to buy the dress, I'm broke
Also a new electric trimmer cause I currently dont got one

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Never smoked
Stopped caffeine yeas ago
Never drank
Lost sexdrive years ago
Only eat fresh veggies and fruits
Go to bed a 9

I want to die

I've seen this thread before and I still remember what it was you exploded to, you degenerate.

yuck i forgot how low test the average guy is it's disgusting
lemme guess you fap 3 times a week, any more and your dicky wicky hurts

>Not living alone

Based and patheticpilled.

bros...

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Why isn't she holding the icecream from the cone haha

it's the hard plastic helix syn
I'm not saying it doesn't feel good, it's just everything around it is fucking lame and not worth the effort or potential shitstorm and again it's pretty violent when I cum and then it's just uncomfortable afterward

>Washington
You should just go fuck Meowie.

Imagine thinking that cranking your pecker to hentai video games every single day is "high test" lmao

quit Yea Forums

Nah it's just more pleasurable each time if I don't do it every day.

No, it's definitely possible. The main points are to avoid the death grip, use lube to prevent chafing, and most importantly keep going without stopping so that the blood keeps flowing. If you do that, the soreness should be minimal. You get diminishing returns of course, but it's far from impossible.

>tfw phimosis
>been stretching every day for 9 months
>still doesn't fully retract without resistance
>hard to pull back closed once it is
>tip so sensitive lightly touching it makes my entire body shudder

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>tfw even fags only want chad

I do, but my wagemaster calls me almost all the fucking time to see if I can work past my schedule, stuff like that.

>WA
That's a damn shame. You'd better destroy your asshole for me you slut.

if you're a real man, show us your dick

I did and I moved onto 4channel instead!

how do i fix myself

user, I fap sometimes twice a day.

bunnyayumi

OP sounds so cute. I just want to lay him down and tenderly jerk him off for an extensive period of time. I want to slowly and gradually work him up close to his climax, and then keep him on the edge for as long as I want him to be there. He needs to learn that working hard for his orgasm is much more rewarding than just cumming quickly~

>tfw so lonely and sex starved, just have become gay
>tfw realize being gay is actually better
Is this how non-molested gays are made?

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You are ready to be a cumslut

yeah user
you need to keep the pressure going to your benis like when you were just cumming. also you're going to be squeezing a lot with your lower abdomen. also also you'll need to try clenching your butthole or whatever, like you're trying to suck it up into your body
its tricky but can also be done with sheer willpower.
the first few times definitely aren't easy but keep at it
helps if you've been fapping for a little while beforehand

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No, that's how you become a faggot.

no, what I'm describing is separate and has occurred many times
I don't know exactly what lets me do it but if I can I can essentially cum as many times as I want but it becomes unbearable and exhausting pretty quick, and after too many I don't feel satisfied anymore from it and I just end up a horny oversensitive mess
not that it isn't extremely fun but it is draining

All gays are made through education and refinement of character. Gayness is inherently wiser and more based than heterocuckedness.

pornhub.com/users/meowiecat/videos
twitter.com/wowie_meowie

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i like when somebody complains about an anime game or something, and they start their reply "Son,"

I did once I got banned for it

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Based and redpilled

This is the hardest one. People say you should replace bad habits with good ones, or else you'll fall back into the pattern. But I have nothing to replace Yea Forums with. I can't substitute real people and real interaction because I generally don't like being around people. And of course, every other website is trash.

about 10 seconds... dont know what happened, I used to be able to last minutes but now its like I only last seconds...

I know what you're describing there, and I've experienced that. It's basically just your cock convulsing and leaking a bit without mentally finishing. But I've also managed to finish properly and then do it again in less than five minutes. It's usually only possible after a week of charging up and then creating really elaborate scenario in my head, but it's doable on rare occasions.

Gay is only better if you're a certain type of guy. What you're really realizing is that you were fit for faggotry all along.

>deal with women
>put dick in man ass/have dick put in your ass
>don't give a fuck, play vidya, and fuck a fleshlight

Choose.

Hell yeah, now I found someone with common sense.
>heterocucks literally kill themselves over women
Loving every laugh.

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I dont know how you people do it, im completely spent after the first nut

>because it feels so good
Masturbating/orgasming doesn't feel good for me. It's just an urge.

>gf tries wants to keep going after i cum
>tell her to stop
>she doesn't
>think I'm about to cum again but still stop
>pee everywhere

worst day of my life

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>twitter screencap/industry lunacy thread
>"omg off-topic fuck off OP where are le vidya gaems XDD"

>discord tranny thread
>Ctrl+F "video games"
>1 result

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Life has already chosen the 3rd option for me.

>it's pretty violent when I cum and then it's just uncomfortable afterward
Sounds pretty good to be desu

>tip so sensitive lightly touching it makes my entire body shudder
is this supposed to be a bad thing?

3rd one but I don't know if it can be called a choice so much as a just the end result of my lifestyle decisions.

Get to fapping. We want a cum tribute as well.

user I really really really would like for you to continue but I don't think the thread will last

You get diminishing returns on cum, but the pleasure is fucking eyes rolling in the back of your head good

You think that's bad? My legs and nipple are extremely sensitive.
You don't know how horrible it is when there's an itch that needs to be scratched.

lol that's what happens to women not men. Maybe you should be looking for a BF fag.

they'll delete the thread before they get to you

so, youre kid or some grown man who never touched your dick

>so that the blood keeps flowing
Blood in the penis doesn't flow. That's why long lasting erections are dangerous, the blood engorging your dick doesn't actually cycle until your erection is over.

I think that'd be pretty fucking annoying desu.

>But I have nothing to replace Yea Forums with.

You have to, user. just do it. throw yourself into that nothingness and go insane from it.

Why do you guys fap so much? Do you honestly believe your genes are of any value?
>it feel gud
Addicts aren't fit to reproduce.

Hell yeah dude, i'm running out of money to buy vidya and books with, what could go wrong?

I haven’t fapped in 15 years.

Because I like to cum honestly

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>ywn be a petite 145cm sex kitten with budding breasts and wide hips getting used as an onahole by dozens of extremely horny anons so desperate to lose their virginity they can't hold themselves back as they fill every one of your holes and armpits with hot sticky semen over and over and over again

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>fap
>a lot comes out
>sit back in my chair and look up at the ceiling contemplating what I just fapped to

Every time.

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That's hot you faggot

Fucking jelly of you folks, having post orgasmic illness syndrome sucks

I get bored sometimes and think "hey, why not cum"

Yes, but I have no comparable alternative. Some days I do try to just play vidya all day, but eventually I get so bored I come here.

please post discord

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Because I'm hypersexual

Who the fuck? I demand more info user

>163 replies
Is the janny fapping too?

Sooooooo, that's your age I'm guessing?

>fags literally kill themselves after 30 because their self-worth is based on their looks

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Counterpoint, jerk off once every 2-3 days like I do since your dick will be more sensitive so you can get a few hours of really pleasurable edging instead. Disadvantages: If you're in to ERP you may as well give up since the nerds that do that jack off 30 times a day. Advantages: This is a lot more pleasurable and leaves you a more functional human being and you can do things other than jacking off all day every day.

Ideally you'd find a jack off buddy who's good for getting you off every few days but that never panned out, but maybe you'd have better luck.

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Guys honest question, how long you last while fapping ?

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>/nofap/ retards are all over Yea Forums now
>"m..muh Libido"
>"m.muh test!"
sad!

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>open up pictures on phone
>my last opened folder was doujins

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...

I’m 35

Eating Cheetos looking at cunny.

>get an onahole known to be pretty light on sensation and generally highly recommended because I am scared of deathgrip
>have to pull out when I cum otherwise the sensation is so strong it straight up hurts
>dick hurts worse after using it than just using my hands and it feels numb for a few days
What the fuck. My dick is exactly average size for a white guy, so it's not like it's too big.

have sex

why fap if i can pay a prostitute to suck my dick, retarded zoomer virgin who lives in his parents basement etc.

Are you a taker or a receiver

Cumming feels so nice
It's honestly the greatest pleasure in life
Besides it's just cumming, not alcohol or drugs, so it's okay. I'd never get addicted to that stuff. one day I'll cum in a loli

Seriously what else is there to do in life but cum
Cumming is love
Cumming is life

I guess the porn is a pretty fun part of it too though. Really gets your imagiantion flowing

>eyes rolling in the back of your head good
mentioned this in a thread months ago but anons didn't really believe it
wish i could moan more but i don't want to disturb my neighbor at night

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I just meant in terms of the contractions and how it quickly becomes clear I have a hard piece of plastic in my ass when I'm not high on pleasure
it's not painful but it makes the come down more discouraging to say the least

20 minutes would be the average

Literally can't use an onahole because just putting it in is too painful

You should be able to do it provided you don't have a mutilated penis.

gfur = gfuel

Sensory deprivation for seven days, light diet of veggies and proteins.

Taker.

>retard paying for sex calling someone retarded

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Aw thanks anons, I’m happy to know someone enjoyed it! Reminds me of when I used to ERP a little more regularly, quite a few told me I was really good lol. :3

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Prostitution is illegal in some places

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have you tried going outside
legit question
also any other hobbies you entertain?

>just browsing exhentai
>not even using my favorite tags or anything
>somehow find the best doujin I've ever read

only happened a couple times but it was amazing

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Stop watching porn

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depends.
If I don't really care then usually a couple minutes but there have been times I've gone for more than 3 hours edging

I usually wait until I can get a 2-3 hour fap. Once in a while I go into the danger zone of 5ish hours, and fairly rarely I'll do a quick 10-20 minute pressure release fap.

better than fapping alone in the midst of your own sweat while couting your fat doubles, nigger.

The best feeling. I keep browsing doujin sites for the diamond in the rough, but they are becoming more and more rare.

How to do I practice death gripping less?

Fuuck I know you're a dude but that sounds hot

if you live in a country where it's illegal the majority of them will be gross sub 6 drug addicts unless you pay at least 400 an hour, and quality ones tend to drop off the map or move to different cities, so it's always a grab bag

t. pay for sex on a regular basis

What do you do in this situation?

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I find some nice hidden gems this way
Hidden because I'd never find them using my normal tags and they dont have much to distinguish them them from literally everything else, except being very well written

Where is that meowie cum tribute?

I already edge every time I fap and I do it multiple times a day

>giphy
Low effort poster

It depends, sometimes I edge for 5+ hours in one session, but sometimes I just get it over with in a minute or two.

>want to jerk off real bad but I'm trying to save up so I can shoot it all over gf

It's really hard, and she's on her period so we're waiting even longer.

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Anywhere from 1-3 hours depending on the quality of material I've found that day.

if I dont fap for a long time like 5 days to a week my cum gets...lumpy, like the cum has jelly like bits in it, dont know if thats normal or if im dying

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I'm sorry, I didn't know you lived in miami

>the blood engorging your dick doesn't actually cycle

Blood does flow in a normal erect dick, and erections lasting that long can totally happen without anything bad happening. Erections lasting too long are just a common sign of a priapism, which can cause damage to your dick. It's not the 4 hour erection that's causing damage, it's the thing causing the 4 hour erection doing damage to your dick.

I mean, I work. Right now I'm here because I'm relaxing after work. If you meant less literally, I went hiking once back in October. I thought to do it more over the winter but I guess I kinda forgot about. I have other hobbies that I fantasize about but don't actually do, or don't have the discipline to stick to, like drawing and writing and learning instruments.

Really, discipline is my biggest problem.

I'm on my phone, cut me some slack please...

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My doctor told me to be careful of that because I have sickle cell disease

>He cums right away after cumming once

Chump.

>be me
>blood rushes to dick

Why does it have top be like this?