*joins the server*

*joins the server*

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At least they speak fluent English.

A FUCKING SUN

PUTANG INA MO

>arabs joins the server
>crying baby in the background
>refused to speak english
>isis theme song blasting in the background
>make you as a slave for his "daily challenge"
>get mad at you when losing, even though ahmed has 0 kills and you 7 kills
>the life of multiplayer gamer in Region 3 PS4 server

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24yo virgin flip here AMA

literally have never met an arab in an online game

zeny pls

Put tank in a mall

How do you deal with the Chinese?

they have video games in southeast asia?

DALAWANG BESES NA YAN! Unang una pinagtanggol kita sa lahat ng tropa, hah? Kahit takpan mo pa yang mukha mo mo hah, ilalabas ko to, dahil iSA KANG GAGO! Dito ka pa nakatira sa bahay ko? Pinapatira kita, tinuring kitang... ka-kaibigan, tol! Hah? Kahit anong sabihin mo tol, I don’t know what the FUCK you did. Sumisigaw yung anak ko sa taas, “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” Sabi ko, “Anak, bakit?” HAH? “Si tito Badang hindi ko alam nakatayo nalang jan hawak hawak yung kamay ko.” GAGO KA BA? SISIRAIN KITA NGAYON, YANG PANGALAN MO? PUTANG INA MO! LUMAYAS KA! TANGINA MO!

-the fucker. “Tol, hinawakan ko lang ang kamay niya.” GAGO ka ba? Bakit mo papasukin ang kwarto ng anak ko at hahawakan mo ang kamay, isa kang TIMANG! May kaso ka pa tol, kakasuhan kita, sirang sira ka sakin, GAGO KA! Pinagtanggol kita sa lahat ng tao sa ginawa mo, hah? Pangalawang beses na yan, tol. Unang una sa pamangkin ko, hah? Unang una ngayon anak ko gago may aNAK KANG BABAE! GAGO! BAKIT MO PAPASUKIN AT HAHAWAKAN KAMAY? STUPID! Sirang sira ka sakin, Badang, wala ka na sakin. GAGO! MAY ANAK KA PANG BABAE, GAGO! Dang lumabas ka, tang ina mababaril kita dito lumabas KA! Stupid motha fucka sasabihin lasing, GAGO!

god I want some fucking adobo

Saan to galing?

you don't, that's why they have they're own town here

Hey hey say what you want about the flipfags. It's all probably true.

But they were the only fucking people I actually got to play with when Battle Realms was still a thing. I am utterly baffled that that game blew up so hard in that seamonkey island. It was such a fun RTS too.

Yup I sure love the lack of water and rotational blackouts every year!

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Way too much that it's already a medal event in sports events like SEA and Asian Games.

Damn. Sorry to hear that. You deserve better.

>playing online games where flips thrives in
yeah thats a nope for me

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BOBO

ay YO WASSUP MGA REPAPIPS, JHOMAR HIR TELLING U THE PHELEEPEENOISE ARE THE BEST FAKKING RACE IN THE PAKKING UNIBERS

moar like retards, amirite?

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I haven't been to PI since 95. At least I have a Jollibee in town now.

Full tank in a mole

>he didn't play in the old Yea Forums and Yea Forums RO guilds where they got flanked on all sides by flip guilds

How do you feel about the Filipino girls who sell their souls to American culture and become sluts?

I'd know. My cousin's married both a druggie black dude and then an abusive (only to her black kids) white dude. My sister got "arab'd and dubai'd" and most of my friends back in high school become white fuckboi chasers.

i once got a flip to threaten me by coming to my house and stab me to the death with a balisong in tf2 after calling filipinos seaniggers

Because it was in every computer shop back in the day.
It wasn't a cool shop until it had BR, Warcraft 3, and COD4

t. flip

>playing ro at all
i hope you didn't grind too much user

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>butterknifing

We are definitely third world asians. We aren't respected in America. At least with chinks they have money to flash. As a poor filipino, the blacks mug us and the whites belittle us. I just want to go back home.

>tfw no filipina GF

sounds really close to spics
must be true that spics got MOORED

Fuck off yellow fever white man.

Literally just be an average white guy and you should have no problem getting one

try GTA online

>this is what jollicucks love
youtube.com/watch?v=7kAOvTFA5rs

The only thing this country is good for is when the nips make a game with a flip in it, it's almost always an extremely top-tier delicious brown girl.

Nothing. Almost every Flip I know that went to US became wannabe niggers so it is kind of expected. Men turns into NBA-obsessed sneakerheads while the women turns into what you have just said.

>tfw filipino milfs
>those thicc asses

>seanigger
based

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Kamusta naman holy week vacation niyo mga puta?

What's your opinion to wmaf?

>flips always get flak
>flips always get downplayed
>flips always get treated differently
Post yfw they dont know youre a flip

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>every year
Only manila got cucked by water and the blackouts happen rarely. We're more like Mexico if anything.

The white man fears the Filipino master race.

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di masaya. may rotational brownout na, ang init pa. Kahit may aircon ka wala ka pa ring kawala.

Tell me the lotto winning numbers, time traveller.

Filipinos are unironically the nicest people on this planet

Nothing. I understand people have to make ends meet.

what about a lower than average mixed guy?

*sexpats little kids in your shit hole country*

Pshhh...nothing personal kids.

To my fellow flips, I hate you all but youre all still bros.
>inb4 someone falseflags our race by making constant filipino threads
>like last time

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>not going to a catholic uni where we have the whole of next week off.
Kek you're probably studying in a better school. What a loser.

AHEM

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Pwede na. Tangina init nga lang, tapos itong BPI sumabay pa.

Not the American ones no. They're like chinks always fishing for gossip and drama.

Are the Philippines the Mexico of Asia? Like how Poland is the Mexico of Europe?

>flip
>yellow
they're literally brown though

what mixture do you have? anything but black would be fine to most girls

ay lmao, he's a joke
>3 to 6 month no drugs
>already on his 3rd year
kek

retard

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Ive played so much with these monkeys i had to learn some words of tagalog to communicate.

It is but not really as bad as Mexico. We share a lot of the culture, but not much of the cartel violence and the shitshow. Philippines is more like Thailand if everyone was Christian instead of Buddhists.

Indogs are the worst

Indonesia, Malaysia, and the Philippines are the Mexico of Asia. Philippines more so because it's christian and was colonized by spain.

I went and lectured there twice. It's the only place I've been to that has those kinds of blackouts. It isn't as bad as people make it out to be, though. But I agree to a certain extent; not a lot of people go there because of rebel scares. It's a decent city with a huge mall and nice people though.

flips have lots of hispanic dna

How many fucking white fucks are in here? This is a Filipino thread not for you Americans to be around

Yes.

>tfw could have probably fucked like 3 older filipino women by now. but the horror stories ive heard

To whoever was using Smart and got shitton of IPs banned while posting at /alter/, I hope you get fucked gacha cancer

>catch last flip thread
>catch this flip thread
Nice

Why do pure blooded flips look so fucking ugly?
But just add in a few drops of blood from a different race and suddenly they look like absolute chads and 10/10 qts?

What kind of disgusting monkey magic is that?

Why are Americans so fucking fat?

Tang ina maski dito sa Baguio mainit. GLOBAL WARMING DEATH SOON

>cant shitpost threads with both phone data and ISP because both got rangebanned
I want to know who it is and what he did

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It's the most clever mating strategy. Only intelligent, far-sighted men and women will breed with them, so as to maximize their offspring's chance of success by turning them into chads and qts.

ALL THE WHITE MALES NEED TO LEAVE NOW

Mixed austronesian genes will always look good, at least if its with East Asians or Whites.

Is that why they love white cock so much?

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Why do pure blooded niggers look so fucking ugly? But just add in a few drops of blood from a different race and suddenly they look... like niggers.

Were the receptacle of humanity. Alone were nothing but were slowly taking in every human gene in the world.

>yfw theres a flip at every corner of the world
You people scare me sometimes. Like fuck even in the most remote places in europe

>asian mexicans

i'm glad there's already a wall around them to keep them there

I can't also post images sometimes. Somehow pinoys are spamming illegal stuff?

Even half-poos and and sandniggers are very attractive especially in males.

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How's that nostalgia going for you flipfags? Tick what applies to you.

youtube.com/watch?v=XiX0LvvnnMI

only thing of value they ever gave us,

We're literally the most adaptable race in the world as a result of being fucked by three different countries and living in a shitty backwater poverty-ridden country.

but I'm not white male
>ironically uses sjw words

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>Not as bad as people make it out to be

When was the last time you've been there? Blackouts may as well be part of our culture at this point. The lack of water too. Thanks El Nino.

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i had a crush on this nigger mixed with flip, man she had huge tits. too bad she lived in another state.

I'm more of a Grand Chase and Cabal guy.

I'm out. The Americans have stole our culture like they're starting to take everything. I only hope one day we can kill all the fucking whiteys

Where my pinoy niggers at? How do you get girls as a weaboo manlet?

You literally are the first on the front lines when we go to war with China. Thanks for your sacrifice.

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RF online will always be amazing to me.
There were times when the politics in that game felt like EVE-lite.

Will things finally start getting better once the Chinese take over?

Just last October. I had fun going to your church and eating Satti. I really didn't notice much of the blackout though. Di pa ko sanay sa init nun ah

Go fuck yourself redditor.

you forgot Tantra Online

I hope China nukes the fuck out of us. I wouldn't mind dying as long as the fucking American culture dies along with me.

Fuck China.

Manlet na, pinoy pa. Ano height mo pre? Wag ka lang maging obnoxious at mataba. Literally it.

be rich

>I hope one day to kill all white people
Also Flip
>My Great Grand Grandfather Juan Sandoval was a Spanish taint tickler and revolutionary hero with blonde hair and blue eyes, and he married a beautiful native after she charmed him with her 10 billion shoes

I hope these filthy flips and chinks gets genocided
fuck you. selling your own country men for chink loans

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There are PLENTY of weaboo girls around especially in uni. Just talk around and you'll gonna find the right one for you

>can't even handle the shitty middle east
>expects to war with a country that has nukes
why are whites so fucking retarded?

>Bobo
how do you response to this without sounding angry?

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>Tantra
>Cabal
Granado Espada was a thing as well. Fuck we played too many MMOs back then.

Way too fucking many.

Should've teched harder, brah. Otherwise, if it wasn't us, it was going to be the chinks or japs. Hell, even the gooks.

I hope pinoys and indogs get fucking genocided by chinks in the near future

>after she charmed him with her 10 billion shoes
>10 billion shoes

Are shoes a big deal in the Philippines or something? I don't understand.

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5’6”
Too hard
But they’re into East Asians not SEA

To be fair, everyone has a problems fighting in the Middle East. Just ask the Soviets.

Did you read what I wrote? Doesn't matter about fucking money. I'm just hoping all of Americans fucking die for being racist and ugly pieces of shits.

The fact that you’re already insecure about your height is already, you won’t make it brah

god i want china to attack already there's too many people on this tiny island.

Get run over by a truck you fucking slant.

Just let them utter it. Saying that word already makes them look ridiculous in the first place.

>Ran online
>O2jam
motherfucking e-games ruined my childhood

Get the fuck out. None of us want any of this shit but somehow Duterte thinks he's trying to prevent WW3 by selling out to China. And who can completely say he's just paranoid? Americans have been using other countries as battlegrounds for their own personal gain for a century now.

All the cool kids talk about shoes. Hoes love those shoes too.

same as someone calling you a nigger

Why does tagalog sound so silly? It sounds like something from a Warner Brothers cartoon.

5'6 is more than enough compared to most girls

Stay mad midget.

>he doesn't know about the first national waifu of fliptown
sorry user
You are late for your shift at Jollibee sir,

Are you bisayan or tagalog?

>selling hacked accounts because cafe's dont know about keyloggers

those were the days

>you will never have a leader this based
youtube.com/watch?v=HsujOGs5x10
also i was in flip land last month and all people play are shitty phone games because they spend 5 hours everyday in traffic

you sure you want to die when you haven't given any rightly deserved reparations to the families of former slaves? Stupid self loathing lib

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CS and the hundreds of wc3 td mods prior to dota's boom were my jam. You will never shout at scrubs to talon yuko again.

Stop eating our food, fatty.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos
>mfw I realize they actually took her back and made her a political leader.
What the fuck are you guys doing

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flip here, i hope so too.
just walk up and talk to them i'm fat as fuck and i had 2 skinny exes

Where's my based and flippilled niggers at?

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>Just ask the Soviets
what did he mean by this

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you get out retard.
you voted for this shit
and yes he's a retard
>muh USA bad
time to kys flip fag

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Who plays Tekken here? Feng main here.

most of our population support anyone if you pay them at least $2 and that's for life

>be fat half flip american
>go to flipland for 2 months
>loose 15 pounds without trying just by not eating garbage american food and walking more than 10 steps everyday

Being an ironic weeb doesn't help you turn into a fucking woman you fucking faggot

I'm half Flip half white (white father/asian mother)

Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

Why are flips so based?

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Why are pinoys good at mixing other languages to their tagalog when speaking?

>afghanistan
>middle east
jesus christ amerimutts are so fucking retarded it's unbelievable

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Cringe. Lahat ng nanunuod ng showtime and part ng unironic rbreezy culture, all cringe. May hotline ako direct sa mga corrupt na police and everytime na nakakita ako ng mga ganun, pnapatukhang ko.

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This is most savage burn anyone has come up with this thread.
If the jannies lock this, I can die happy.

Philippines is Tekken country. Shouldn't be hard to find matchups here.

should have eaten streetfood so you'll lose more

As a white dude married to a western filipina I do have to day the variety in appearance and culture for Filipinos is astounding.

>wannabe nigger flips
>banana flips
>chinese flips

Then you have flips that look aboriginal, chinese, white, and hispanic.

>American talking about our country's state of affairs as if they know shit.
Spoken like a true American. Only 16 mil voted for him out of 50 mil registered voters. Also,
>replying with muh USA bad
Where's your counterargument you inbred mulatto? Everybody knows that America's been fucking over everyone else to maintain power. It's just how it is.

Ahem.

Fuck pinoys and fuck thais. Stop fucking up our servers.

t. Chinkapore

That last part made me incredibly mad.

You will pretty much find it in every Iberian-influenced countries.

i did and had the worst diarrhea of my life. after that i mostly ate andoks everyday

hey guys I'm mexican and you guys are apparently the sea versions of us so what's up

pinoys and indogs are niggers of SEA

Call center culture. Call center industry make up a huge bulk of middle class work and they get strict English training, so there's a lot of codeswitching that sounds natural. Earlier than call centers, being colonized by Americans and having English taught early in the modern era alobg with their pop culture made Filipinos adapt the language faster and more natural than most of South East Asia

Don't make me spit on the sidewalk.

i really wish i didn't grow up and see how fucking stupid and corrupt people here are, first time i voted i was in line for 8 fucking hours because people let relatives and friends cut before them.

>rotational blackouts every year!
Fucking hate this shit because I live in Mindanao. Communist shits blowing up/burning power lines and electric cooperatives can't do shit because of it.

Are you going to keep being a snide little shit over geography, or actually address the main point that powerful nations in general have a hard time dealing with insurgencies in controversial wars?

so? this is Yea Forums not Facebook to fagget
also nep is based, unlike flips
>counter argument
sure user like I need that :^)

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I came back for a vacation to the Philippines after living in Japan for 5 years now and what is this Kapare-who shit? It's so cringy, like what the fuck?

You wouldn't

flips are based, love playing RO with you guys and rekting the white bois on them private servers

Alis ka na kung makakaalis ka. Hndi ka pwede sa buhay dto. Mamaya mabalita ka pa na napatay ka dahil lang sa away kalsada.

>Communist shits blowing up/burning power lines
This is pretty much the reason why we still don't have nuclear plants in the first place

SEA servers are unironically the best servers in any game. The amount of nationalistic bad blood between all the countries because they all got lumped up in one server is actually incredible.

Indogs
Pignoys
Malayshits
Singapoors
Chinks
The occasional poor aussie cunts

Magical servers.

My flip wife once got into an arguement with a geriatric flip woman that wouldn’t believe she is flip

>YOU NO FLIP, YOU CHINESE

I shit you not, but then again people do try to speak chinese to her all the time

>flip cousin tells me about her job
>only gets like 2 work days a week
>she sells cigarettes and gets like 20$ every other week
>her boss takes 4$ out of her pay for no reason
>cant do anything about it because the Philippines is a shithole

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RO, MU, Gunbound, O2Jam, Gunz. TOo poor to afford subscription-based games in USD during the releases of those games.

They're psycho

>tfw psycho filo gf

Why do our women love white men bros

Its always been cringe. Unironically The Tall Gay carries the show and all the other hosts are just piggybacking off of his success.

Asians can't actually tell each other apart,
My gf is part of rare chinese minority and other Asians get stumped because shes darkish and has large eyes.

>tfw Philippines is a hot bed for prostitution and sex
>but literally no good femdom and bdsm dungeons
Fug

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why is there so many trannies on tv? I though flips were supposed to be based Christians

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Because trannies and homos are hilarious mate. As long as you're funny the country will tolerate your ass.

the most try hard region in Dota as well. Not even pros can handle it and they don't have fun while trying to play in SEA when they come here for a tournament.

same for train or railway systems as well. I really wish they'd stop negotiating with them. Just look at the newly passed BOL and they still throw a shit fit. We already have ARMM and just like in the middle-east they still splinter into different groups and start bombing and harassing farmers.

i gonna buy a house like this in Lucena for like 15k usd and sit on my ass for the rest of my life
youtube.com/watch?v=5LUmh3cwj4c

Homos are treated here similarly to how Japan treats theirs, accepted as long as it's not their own children.

Why are there so many paid trolls in FB?

>that one autistic flip who sperg out and called the rest of the team a jew because he played bad in csgo.
>that one guy who accidentally typed kek in the chat and immediately get embarrassed about it and started acting like it was a big deal.
I'll never forget you beautiful bastards, I know you fucks browse here.

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time to stop watching TV user

the masons got hold of this country the moment they made a mason who opposed the church the main national hero
not to mention the nonexistent catechism and all the common retarded idea of "bruh just be a good boi i dont need to go to church"

we take what the west keeps throwing at us. even feminism and "diversity" has already taken root here. won't be long till we become like the west. Not helping that the Church isn't doing so good and the position they're adopting against it.

Everyone is ok with homos and dykes as long as its not their offspring.

>Asians can't actually tell each other apart,
THE BIG NOSES KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN.

>tfw I just got a small time writing job in my town with shit pay because I don't want to deal with the cancerous commutes to Manila
Has the transport infrastructure gotten better yet or is traffic still complete ass?

>estranged from father
>never met him and dont care to
>met american flip
>hook up wither
>grest chick, satisfies more than the yellow fever
>visit the philippines with her
>mum mentions she has been there
>with my dad actually
>jokes that i might run into him
>what do you mean?
>she tells me he lives there and has a daughter with a name very close to mine
>father like son she jokes

i want to meet my half sister, i wonder how hard itb be to find a half aussie flip

because flips are too retarded to know when they are being trolled.

there are more races in asia that's why, if it wasn't for Genghis there would be more

THAT'S FUCKING IT, MISTER. THAT'S ONE YEAR OF JAIL FOR YOU.

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What's the horror stories?

>15k USD
>that small
I guess when you live in the metropolitan area. The only reason not to live in the country side is the shit internet services.

Isn't the Church super cucked these days?

they are batshit insane

We're literally spending billions to make railway extensions and construct our first subway station. I don't know how long it will take to finish though.

any pros for any e-sports will tell you SEA is THE server if you're a masochist

God, I honestly hated that, especially that it created that "call out culture" in FB where they would publicly shame your ass for inane reasons.

the whole fucking country pays for manila only transports, what do you think?

I just looked it up and its actually 11k.
that's like 15 months rent most places in America. and i spend like 500$ on food every month here in america. im fucking outta here senpai

Hey at least SJW culture isn't as bad here yet. Mostly because actual politics is batshit retarded.

>Asians can't actually tell each other apart,
Bullshit. it is pretty hard when it deals with SE asians though.