*gulf* *gulf* *gulf*
*gulf* *gulf* *gulf*
>[now with vitamin 'R']
*golf* *golf* *golf*
>gulf
*fuick* *fuick* *fuick*
>you'll never be swallowed by a cute shota
Why live?
S
Cute Link thread?
*sneed* *feed* *seed*
I want shota link to drink my milk.
>inb4 gay
I'm a girl
Hero of Time>Every other Link
Damn, there sure have been a lot of shota/kemoshota thread on Yea Forums today.
That's attractive!
But you're not Malon I understand.
*gulf* *gulf* Despite making up only 13% of the population *gulf* *gulf*
>tfw slowly growing out of my shota interest
Now that I'm getting older and I'm starting to have a receding hairline and I havent kept in shape it's tough to keep getting off imagining myself as one.
Rats? I am outraged, you promised me dog or higher!
Jocasta complex
>Be an innocent poe, looking for a way to cross over.
>Suddenly a little brat traps you in his glass bottle
>Think he's going to show you to one of his friends or something and eventually let you go
>He suddenly swallows you whole like your a fucking pepsi
All shota are doomed to grow up unless they die prematurely user. You just gotta appreciate a flower in bloom while it lasts.
t. malon
>No dog schlorp posting
Damn. Why do I even come here.
you can still be a shota in VR chat
This is funnier than it has any right to be
That always bothered me. Why the fuck would he EAT the fucking poe? Wouldn't he get possessed?
Giant femboy>shota
I want to see Young Link in a cheerleader outfit! Complete with ponytail!
Isn't that just Toon Link?
I'm sad that the Zelda/Young Link /ss/ train didn't take off despite Boris trying so hard.
Couldn't find any Young Links in the outfit.
A good reason to get a drawfag to try!
Imagining yourself as one? That's like reading NTR and imagining yourself as the guy getting netorare'd. Faggot.
Ready for more?
Excuse me for occasionally enjoying imagining myself being seduced by a hot milf/teacher or a lewd step brother that spoils me to clear his conscience
Does he finger your prostate?
Only if you see me as an adult afterward
>/ss/
Well here's your problem, no wonder you're getting tired of it.
Link-kun
shit taste. kys.