>shoot red barrel
>it doesn't explode
Shoot red barrel
Jacob Cook
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Cameron Brown
>Try to jump over a small ledge
>There's an invisible wall
Jackson Anderson
>shoo redt barrel
>it explores
Nathaniel Clark
>Shoot final boss
>Instantly dies
Isaac Howard
Where dis you find a red barrel in EEnEO? Besides, how are you going to expect it to blow up with a Canadian squirt gun anyway? Its Canadian.
William Cruz
>get a gamer bf
>he won't fuck me
Hudson Smith
You just know
Austin Wilson
Gabriel Cooper
It's in the junkyard alongside the dance off location. I shot at it and nothing happened, how lazy was CNN when they were developing this shit?
Caleb Mitchell
>decapitate enemy
>they get stronger
Jacob Ramirez
>There's nothing behind the waterfall
Jason Baker
>Shoot chair
>explodes
Brayden Moore
>Go down an alternate path
>Dead end with nothing in it
Lucas Wood
Name sixty games that aren't Goldeneye 007.
Ian Ross
>Reload
>Lose ammo from previous magazine
Levi Gonzalez
>shoot green barrel
>it implies
Brandon Young
KNOTTED
Brayden Gutierrez
>Vehicles and mounted guns have finite ammo
Easton Brown
>there are multiple waterfalls
>you keep checking
>still nothing
Juan Rodriguez
that's normal
Evan Moore
>Hallway lined with statues/suits of armor
>They don't come to life
Nathan Hernandez
>shoot cum
>it's white instead of red
Ian Roberts
>use AOE attack
>kill one of your companions
Caleb Evans
>Hallway lined with statues/suits of armor
>You know which ones are going to attack because of their textures
Jackson Young
>there's nothing in the trash cans
>there's never anything in the trash cans
>even though there were things in the trash cans once or twice in the earlier installments of the series, so you've been conditioned to check literally every trash can you come across
Aiden Morales
>wrpg
>bunch of enemies you could kill easily with AoEs
>friendly NPCs get in combat with them to help you
>you want to keep them alive given they're town NPCs with quests and stuff
>any slight damage to any of them result in them attacking you instead
>even normal attacks may sometime damage them if aimed wrong
>if you do nothing, they all die
Joseph Sanchez
>You know a trap is coming
>You can't do anything to prevent it, like attacking the enemy statue before it becomes animated
Julian Ramirez
>shoot tutorial balloon
>it tells you how to shoot
Kayden Bell
>Having trouble with an escort mission
>Realize I've been hurting the guy with my attacks
Zachary Richardson
WKUK?
Charles Davis
>npcs move faster than your walk but slower than your run
Jack Wright
>hurt NPC once
>becomes hostile and get an instant mission failure
Tyler Wright
>shoot yellow pipe
>doesn't explore
Samuel Walker
>Doing no kills run in MGS2
>"I wonder what happens if you kill Emma?"
>Get game over, restart
>End of game, stats page says I got one kill
FUCK, I didn't know it counted even after restarting from a checkpoint.
Juan Miller
Harold & Kumar
Logan Kelly
>blood
Ouch
James Evans
Every fallout game ever, fuck you at least I have 30,000 packs of smokes.
Chase Johnson
>pokemon
Adrian Flores
what a gay fucking controller
Jeremiah James
he was dead IIRC
anal rupture
Jackson Harris
but that's a good thing
Logan White
>shoot a red barrel
>It doesn't explode
>you do
Christopher White
It can be, but I'm always a little disappointed that I can't fire like a maniac as long as I want. And in sandbox games, I want to be able to cause endless destruction without having to switch vehicles to get more ammo.
Kevin Scott
>>Having trouble with an escort mission
>>Realize I've been hurting the guy with my attacks
hello infamous 1
Jordan Rivera
i want to fuck that horse
Jaxson Jones
>game requires you to hack into a mainframe with an incredibly "hot" firewall weaseling through unintentional cracks in the cryptographic hexcodes of the data-sphere just to play without frame interlacing in the background of its digital space
Its childs play, but annoying nonetheless.
Gabriel Richardson
>main character of the party dies
>get game over
>enemies also have insta kill AOE attacks
Charles Baker
wtf bruh
Logan Russell
>Kills someone
>Surprised it counts as killing someone
It’s like you didn’t even TRY a no kill run.
Connor Gutierrez
>protagonist has wings and flies in cutscenes
>you can only use them to glide
Dylan Myers
Mmmm Fire Emblem.
Evan Hall
>smack small to medium sized object once
>loud-ass sound and it breaks into parts that fly everywhere
Jacob Gomez
But I restarted, which means I canonically didn't kill her.
Bentley Ross
>literally all of your party members die
>no game over
>main character of the party dies before anyone else does
>instant game over
Ethan Rivera
>Brush against table
>Plates and silverware go flying in every direction at mach 2
Carson Price
>... fuck dog instead?
Chase Howard
>cast a green creature
>it explores
Jose Bailey
>fat variant of common enemy
>it has more hp
Joshua Sanders
Magic?
Aiden Price
This makes sense though. A thick layer of fat can protect your precious innards from being injured by shit like being stabbed
Eli Gomez
>walk into giant wooden crate that logically would weigh hundreds of lbs.
>it slides across the floor weightlessly at the slightest nudge
Caleb Foster
I remember that mythbusters covered that, fat doesn't do shit against bullets but I don't know about blades. If anything muscle is better for protection but very little
Ryan Howard
>play videogame
>thing happens
>it wasnt what i expected to happen
Jose Davis
I wish someone could post the gif
Kayden Jenkins
>Main main says to press start button to continue
>Press any button other than the start button
>Nothing happens
Thomas Barnes
>use lighting attacks on water creatures
>it doesn't do bonus damage
Nolan Brooks
Adam Perry
That's a lotta caps.
Chase Moore
this makes my asshole clench every time i see it. i fucking hate this pic
Noah King
>shoot un-helmeted basic human enemy in the head
>they aren't even close to dead
Nathan Clark
>raised tile on floor
>doesn't set off a trap
Evan Young
Take the knot
Anthony Scott
>work alone night shift reception in dead silence
>literally hear a child's cry for one second
>am in secluded area with soundproof windows and walls
>no children in client list
Sorry I needed to post this somewhere in case they find my fucking dead body tomorrow morning
Caleb Green
i dont want context, but i require it
Gavin Sanchez
>cast any creature
>it explores
Jaxson Sanders
YOU JUST KNOW
Owen Ward
>use heal spell on them
>misses
Colton Foster
>summon steel wall
>it explores
Matthew Campbell
Don't get chopped up into meat cubes user
Nathaniel Stewart
>summon a merfolk
>it explores, then it explores again
Carter Lee
>main menu doesn't tell you what buttons to press to start
>the two obvious buttons that start every other game arent it
>have to fumble around on the controller like a retard to start the game
Jason Wood
Cheap chair with chinese gas cant support obese american so it explodes under the weight and gravity brings his anus down on to the tube
Xavier Brown
this is more interesting than the thread topic
give updates, user
Adrian Foster
Kayden Rodriguez
Best yandere
Jose Williams
>not even close to being obese
>have a nice, leather chair
>still terrified this could happen
Xavier Butler
>Using an old pressure chair right now
>It's malfunctioning
>All it does is fart the pressurized air out at the slightest pressure and reduce my height
Just how exactly did this chair explode?
Juan Carter
>shoot black barrel
>it explodes
Leo Williams
China
Joshua Fisher
Went for a smoke break around 4:30am, closed the door, walked down the corridor and heard a very distinct "eeeeuughh" like a child's lament or cry for one second. Freeze the fuck up and literly have a small stroke, immediately checked the cameras for every single angle, nothing, just see my dumb ass freezing in place. Am on edge since then, I am pretty convinced I am losing my mental sanity. Lonely night shifts were a mistake.
Benjamin Bailey
>shoot the cyberdemon
>win
Dylan Hall
Might just be your nerves getting to you. That, or you might have a ghost problem. Got any calming music to listen to?
Carter Clark
>try to jump small gap
>there is no jump key
Joshua Nguyen
>shoot explosive barrel with bomb or fire arrow
>forgot it's raining
Liam James
a dog is fine too
Carson Bailey
>melee a gong
>standard melee sound effect
Jack Barnes
Fuck, I always laughed at ghost tv shows but your post pretty much injected paranoia into my brain, despite being comfortable being in the dark and alone for hours with no fear whatsoever. God fucking damnit.
Also can't listen to music or zone out, have to be on lookout for nightly calls or client needs, have to look "professional" all the time. God DAMNIT I am so fucking tense right now
Josiah Evans
>reload
>3 run gun n reloads later my half-filled magazine comes back to fuck my asshole. manage to scare off some fags before running out of ammo and turning dead
Benjamin Allen
>game says press any button to continue
>power button turns off computer
Evan Foster
lardassery
Matthew Howard
Relax man, ghosts aren't real.
>paranormal enemy
>can be punched/shot to death just like anything else
Jaxson Rogers
>Shoot a Urn
>It Explodes
Jackson Price
Sorry, it was I.
Nathaniel Lee
>that's normal
>same picture of some cheap chink chair that has been reposted for almost a decade
mmhmm
Brayden Nguyen
HAW HAW HAW HAW WOOOOOOOOOOOW
BUGGED FUCKING COMPUTER MECHANICS
THANKS KOJIMA
Joseph Wright
>the game is coded to generate dead ends like this at every fork
Zachary Martin
>have to look professional
>is currently shitposting on Yea Forums
You'll be fine, faggot.
Jackson Turner
buy a gun. very little to worry about that can't have holes poked through it.
Isaac Mitchell
hey britbro. keep it down you pussy
Levi Perez
Hey i've done your job countless nights, in some very luxury uptight hotels and remote spooky ones as well. And you're just getting parano because you're alone on the job, I was jumpy at every sound as well, but that's because i'd take joint breaks and didn't want to be caught red-handed (or red eyed in that case).
Just watch some bullshit on youtube to pass the time, if someone walks by -which never happens- they won't mind and would totally understand.
Here I got some dumb memes to get your mind off them ghosts :
youtu.be
Lucas White
>tfw ghosts never bullied me
>Life is surrounded by death
>All nights are complete silence
You have it good having a ghostbro during working hours, all I have is a chill gecko that somehow is the fattest lizard I've ever seen hiding around my house.
Brayden Jenkins
Haha jokes on you I've got Yea Forums X on my laptop and can see embedded videos, hey buddy fuck you by the way
Easton White
>going to bed hear breathing
>probanly the air conditioner or something gay like that
>its getting closer and less transparent
>suggenly feel and hear a full raspy breathing inches from my face
nope'd the fuck out of there instantly.
James Flores
Something similar to this happened to me as well, happened while I was at the computer late at night and I started hearing very heavy breathing behind me and I went into such a panic that I couldn't move and I felt like I was dying. I checked my window, cat was sleeping, everything was quiet, ended up not-sleeping on my couch with the tv on
Adam Turner
My dog has been sleeping in my room the last couple nights since my mom is out of state and he usually sleeps with her but sometimes he'll randomly point his head at the door and just like an hour or so ago he was barking and growling at something. Sometimes randomly in the middle of the night he'll sit up straight or sprint right out my door barking like mad.
Kinda scared but I'm also aware of most if not all deaths in this house and one of them is my grandpa so I feel safe. :>
William Campbell
its awwwright
Austin Scott
>be me
>about 7 years old
>had no friends so i stayed in the class room alone during breaks making autistic drawings
>suddenly my chair gets pulled by something and i get dragged with it a few centimeters
>look around and there is absolutely nobody
>no longer stayed alone in the class room during breaks
>started to make friends after that
17 years later and i still have no fucking idea of what was that, it pushed me to make friends so thanks unknown force.
Brayden Myers
I hate that in Mount and Blade
You could have 300 knight going against 20 bandits but if you get KO'd you all lose
Andrew Roberts
Fuck you, man.
Ryder Scott
I have no idea how I found Old Gateau immediately.
Jonathan Bennett
This show raped the classic books into a zoomer show with none of the books' charm
Tyler Wood
>old game has a really small world map
>it has much more and things to do and explore than a giant map from a 2017 game
Aaron Hall
fucking Medabots
Tyler Taylor
FFT Fucking Marsche.
Jonathan Rogers
ik this is irrelevant and bait but also we dont breed people like we breed dogs, and dog breeding is fucked up and gives a lot of defects. Mental and physical.
Josiah Gonzalez
You got a problem with that user?
Adrian Hill
I'm pretty sure Africa is more of a hostile environment than Europe. It's like expecting a fish to not swim in water.
Robert Harris
>Earlier games in the series had unique level design that connects locations together for travel's sake
>later games use fast travel
Adrian Taylor
name 400 games where they do this
Juan Ramirez
AA game
Luke Cruz
Disregard roastie
Respect gamer
Fuck dog
Carson Reyes
It's a bird.
Birds can do that.
John Brown
HITMAN and HITMAN 2 reminded me of that cancer
>follow NPC
>keep getting past them
>get an NPC to follow me
>they take forever to catch up to me
Blake Martinez
If you really can't figure it out Some ham planet sat on it and crushed the cushion so much that the metal stick in the middle was drove through the seat and into his asshole hence the blood around the chair.
Nathaniel Ward
>taking a shit
>something falls from my ass
>wasnt poop
Jayden Bell
>final boss kills himself if you don't shoot him
Christian Bailey
>red bar isn't HP
>blue bar isn't MP
Grayson Thompson
>go behind waterfall
>there's a cave
Dylan Jenkins
>played this game a million times
>still check the vending machines every time
Maybe one day
Jeremiah Morgan
>shoot red barrel
>water comes out
>shoot blue barrel
>it explodes
Josiah Morales
Thanks user
Connor Walker
>pull suspicious lever
>nothing happens
Carson White
Wut
Isaiah Brooks
>enemy lightly pokes you, then dies to reflected damage
>ragdolls into orbit
Luke King
RE4
Carson Campbell
>giant enemy crab
>has no weak points
Jason Hughes
No it ain't. Fuck off.
Jose Cook
sounds like a ghost bully
Blake Long
>You die
>Every enemy on screen stands over your dead body and releases their AOE at once
>Game crashes
Levi Gray
>shoot red barrel
>barrel reflects bullet back at you
Austin Gutierrez
>be 17
>live in bumfuck nowhere
>home alone one night
>playing vidya with friends, chatting on skype
>tell them I have to go to the bathroom
>come back and say that I'm back in the voice chat
>they say that they thought I was already back because I said "hello" in a silly voice
>say that I just came back
>friends begin to lose their shit and ask me if I'm fucking with them
>they say that it sounded like me but way stranger and slower and they thought it was me trying to sound like a woman
>my floorboards creaked as if someone was walking around my room while I was in the bathroom
>actually losing my mind at this point, no way it's a person this far out, down my 2 mile long driveway, past all the fences, cattleguards, and locked gates
>only neighboring property is an abandoned farmhouse where a guy killed his wives and fed them to his pigs
>didn't sleep for a week
>later on recorded creaking around my wood floor in my room on a sleep recording app
>sleep every night with one of our farm dogs in my room
>every now and then they growl for no reason
7 years later and still think about that.
Ryan Davis
>shoot blue barrel
>lightning explosions
Chase Young
this graph should really take into account the dog-caused death statistics, not the attack statistics, because Pitbulls account for over 80% of those attacks
Easton Garcia
Goliaths from BL2?
Yeti from Sekiro?
Suprised there is more than one game that does that.
Noah Hughes
Ninja gaiden 2
Ethan Hill
I guess my dining chair is not so bad after all
Robert Allen
I'm spooked
Lincoln Jones
Post the fatzo if possible.
I love fat reptiles
Gavin Cox
No worries there. I had dogs sleep in my room since I can remember and those fuckers love to overreact over the slightest sound that you probably can't even hear but they do. Dogs are autismos.
Connor Peterson
I've got a fat reptile in my pants, faggot.
Andrew Morgan
Why did I laugh at this