How hardcore is Yea Forums? Have you ever played a game to the point of physical injury?

Lemme guess, his hands alse gets bruised when opening his Onions bottles.

We're all dead. This is hell.
Remember, you're here forever.

>hurting yourself by pressing buttons too hard

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>regularly pull 8+ hour long gaming sessions as a kid
>literally never once had pic related happen to me
I call bullshit. It's ridiculous the shit kids will make up for online clout.

Shitloads of leg cramps from DDR but that's pretty much it. Turns out your legs don't like you grinding level 14+s doubles charts for 3 hours straight.

I beat off to Xenoblade Chronicles 2 waifus until my foreskin was bruised.

Now I'm intrigued. On top of those being left hands. Which seem to be men's hands.

I've rented Klonoa over a weekend back during the PSX days and must have played for about 6-8 hours continuously on the first day. I had one hell of a headache afterward.

god i love women.

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I have blisters and cuts all over my hands from mowing the lawn, cutting weeds and plowing ur mum.

the original is about her fingering her boyfriends asshole

Some days I played Melee for 8 hours and even then my hands never hurt

Get off my imageboard, dad

My spine is FUCKED from sitting in front of PC with bad posture too much, so yes.

>ur mum
U're mum.

no one going to point out she has two left hands?

lol

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WOAH A WHOPPING HOLE 6 HOURS!

>Have you ever played a game to the point of physical injury?
No because I don't have glass bones and paper skin

Those are male hands. I regularly get pics from traps so I know what a man hand looks like

why does your gf have a white hand and a black hand

Why would that happen when doing that? Asking for a friend

Whats a woman?

>not enough lube causing an anal fissure (a small tear in the rectal/intestinal lining)
>hemorrhoids
>she didnt trim her nails down

>6 hours
>mfw I played la mulana 2 for 18 hours straight before having to sleep when it first dropped.
>didn't even have a dent in my thumb

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She's haunted ;_;

I genuinely did get a pretty bad sore/cut as a result of practicing a Mr Karate HD combo in KoF13 for an hour or so (I play on controller)

Not even that hard a combo, but you get calluses like guitar from playing on controller in fighting games, I think I had taken a few month's break which is why it happened

Asshole is where the shit comes out of a human body. Shocker, I know.

When I first started playing PC games for the first time my hands and wrists were cramping quite a bit.

Another time is when I was getting used to the shitty controls of MH4U. Definitely worth it though

I hate whites period

My index finger joints start to seriously hurt if I consistently play anything mash heavy. If it got much worse I might seriously have to give up games entirely when I'm older, I really hope that doesn't happen.

Back when FFIX came out, I stayed up for two and a half days straight. I knew it was time to go to bed when I looked up from the game and all the lights in the room seemed to "trace" and I got really dizzy.

Man... I used to sit up playing JRPGs way too much as a kid.

*index finger and thumb joints

Weak smash players, I can play soulcalibur all night with no issues with my thumbs, but then again I actually work using my hands, so I dont have girl hands.

I think I might finally be becoming innocent again, I didn't understand this for a good few moments

Just the good ole Mario Party hand

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when I was a kid I rented smash 64 and played for so long my finger turned blue, shit was truly concerning

My asshole sometimes get so itchy that when I scratch it my hand gets covered in blood.

Assholes (also known as boipussies) are supposed to make you cummy, dummy owo

The only game related injury I suffered was from Mario Party. Was 10 and never knew about the glove.

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proclaimed "ow" irl

I accidentally shit myself during a Phantasy Star Online version 1 marathon on Dreamcast. Thankfully the shit was contained in my shorts so I just tossed them, took a shower, and felt like a retard the rest of the night.

Awesome, if the worst part of humanity is dealing with you fags, then there is nowhere to go but up.

>hardcore
this is mental illness.

Did she died? :(

I once played AA2 for so long my felt like it was going to fall off after I came. I know it probably isn't healthy but keeping it going for hours on end just feels so good.

This always confusd me. I can rotate control sticks with my thumb really fast, but I never grew up with a N64, I had a Playstation. Is it because the stick is in a weird place and people didn't just temporarily hold the controller differently to easily rotate the stick with their thumb? Or is being able to easily and quickly rotate the stick with your thumb not common?

One for All, one million percent!

whats a whats a whats a woman woman

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>Go over to friend's house, he was the only person I knew with a Dreamcast
>"Hey man, wanna play some games?"
>Yeah, here in a minute. I'm playing Phantasy Star Online... Hold on
>Started watching him play. First time ever seeing an online game
>He's explaining what going on in the game
>Look out the window to see it's nighttime. 12 hours had passed.
>I just sat and watched him play, completely entertained for 12 hours...

We will never be that captivated again. :(

hahahahahahaha!!!

Doesn't matter how fast you can do it with your thumb, you'll always be able to do it faster with your palm, and people played mario party with their friends, competing against each other in stick spinning mini games.

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will nintendo's online system get better in version 3.0

Dont worry user, I'm in the same boat as you, I got strong wrists and fingers, but I'm a painter, so 8 hours of intensive wrist work on top of vidya, I dont think I will be able to play past 35 without seriously damaging my body. But thats ok, by that time, all vidya will be even more shit than it is now and there will be No reason to keep playing, I'm finding other hobbies to get into, id suggest you do the same.

I had this exact same injury, my only gaming injury
It's way faster to spin it with the palm of your hand.
Either way, you'll still probably lose to the Hard NPCs

It only happened in one specific Mario Party game, and the N64 stick has an insane amount of travel in it that makes it difficult to do with your thumb alone.

Not uncommon with that game

lol me too I bet I'd totally own you tho

No not in my case, I can definitely do it faster with my thumb than my palm, that's the point I'm trying to make. It baffles me why people used their palms, I was assuming it was because of the sticks location on the N64 controller but now I see it's that people just have difficult using their thumbs. I remember trying to introduce my friends to Street Fighter 4 years ago, and for simplicity, I told them they can do Ken's ultra by just spinning the stick around really fast and smashing L2 (or L1 I can't remember). Then he used his palm to do so which I thought was really odd.

this. when I first downloaded it i played for like 20 hours straight or something stupid. I wish another game came close to that good balance of social aspects and sexual positions/modding.

try playing a realy game like MW2 for that long and see what happens

So you love niggers?

This is a black thing, isn't it?

Donkey Kong Jungle Beat was the only time I've gotten absolute pain from gaming. I regret nothing and would do it again if only nintendo cared to make modern bongos

>no swelling
>no crust from dried blood
>no blister
>no callus
>no marks on other fingers
roast put make-up or ink on her thumb to lie about being a hardcore gamer.

looking again, is that a tranny? looks like tranny hands.

Nah, I don't believe you, just doesn't seem logically sound that you can move your thumb faster than your arm.

Same, only my prostate swelled up. Felt like there was a watermelon crammed up my ass for a few days. It's never happened again though so maybe so I dunno what that was about.

She's biracial

Fuck meant to reply to

My finger was sore until I got used to the exceed system in DMC, but I never sought any sort of medical diagnosis.

8 times in 12 h is my record with that game, felt like a monk for a week after that, i had absolutely no worldly desires

probably some kind of fruit juice or wine

Identical

>that update that let npcs cycle through positions if they *forced you
Was like playing the game for the first time again

and the tea ceremonies

I can't prove it, you'll just have to take my word that there's no reason to lie and I was compelled to bring up something which has always bothered me because I'm at odds with it.

Have you played 4 with WickedWhims mod?

When UMVC3 came out, and SFV too, I played these for 24 hours straight on a pad and smoking weed non-stop and my thumb hurt a bit but that was it. No bleeding or anything else.

You ain't painting no sistine chapels. You'll be fine.

I have carpal tunnel in both wrists from playing vidya for decades. probably will need surgery within a year or two

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This is how bad Nintendo controls are.

I never got to this point with a Xbox controller. It's not even possible.

>being this much of a bitch

I played Operation Abyss on the Vita for like 8 hours in a row and because of how input heavy that game is combined with how unergonomic the Vita-1000's buttons were I ended up hurting my wrists pretty bad. Couldn't play games at all for the next several days.

Took so much time playing Witcher 3 in row i didnt meet up with my gf and didnt have sex for a week.

Not strictly gaming related but still I like to play with the window open right next to me even in winter and coupled with a vitamin B deficiency (as I found out only years later) and my mousepad being close to the cold air (or even dry hot air from central heating with the window closed) I used to get dozens of skin cracks on my knuckles and fingers from that would heal and reopen every other day or so, got to the point where I'd have about 20-30 open cracks half bleeding at any given time. It started off being painful and I couldn't make a fist because the skin was so tightly wrapped the cracks would open and bleed but then it stopped being painful presumably because the nerves just gave up or something. It finally went away when I discovered it was (probably) due to B deficiency since I never eat red meat or cereals and stopped drinking milk to lose weight so now I take supplements and try to drink a glass every day. Still worth it.

Haven't touched a guitar in years and my fingertips still feel off.

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Well I believe that you think you can move your thumb faster than your arm, but you would either be wrong or have some seriously fucked up arm muscles.

I've been gaming on my computer regularly for 8+ hours daily for about 12 years and not even once I've had carpal tunnel syndrome or other related stuff, no back or neck problems, perfect eyesight, I don't know if my posture is just naturally good, or I'm just very resilient.

Hey G would you make me a sandwich?

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Still young? That shit usually doesn't start showing up until your mid to late 30s

>Who's
Whose*

Lol im not made of crackers. Also try to play a guitar fag.
>6 hours
Casual.

The ass is not the raw rubbery pound hole that you see in pornography. It's a very delicate part of your insides and can get damaged easily. Ever pushed out a constipated shit before? Ever felt that stinging in your bunghole that feels like a paper cut? Yeah.

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Not really. If I feel pain I stop or adjust myself as needed.

Fake gamer.

Imagine being a fucking retard and playing with a cucktroller.
That goes out to all of you faggots, keyboard master race here that has never had a single injury or pain and has superior precision and camera movement in all the games I play
You casuals and you're shit

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Please tell me that's satire.

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How does this happen? I’ve gone on 24 hour binges. Is she karate chopping her stick thumb first?

You're not a real gamer until your anal sphincter is ripped

>lmao
Yes. Is cancer.

It's her devil arm.

>The ass is not the raw rubbery pound hole that you see in pornography.
You can make it that if you want to wear a diaper for the rest of your life though

Good work, you won the genetic lottery. Fucker.

youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

the only time vidya hurt my hand is n64 mario party spinning the stick with my palm

>if you hate white women, that means you love black women
obsessed

I have a rather large weenie

Beat Saber destroys your joints it hurts so much holy shit

Yes.

have sex

You have parasites.

no thanks. proud incel here

rock and roll

>No because I'm not fucking retarded. If my thumb starts hurting I stop.

Many hobbies require at least that level of dedication. You won't learn a string instrument without cutting your hands up till they bleed.

Sure this has already been said but that is obviously fake as fuck imagine believing this shit

I know, I have no genetic diseases, allergies or conditions whatsoever, I can gain muscle super fast and have great hair.
But I'm 5'9 so I'm fucked anyway.

>girl

>gaming

go back to cooking mama and you wont feel so bad

I'm down if you are

A miserable little pile of meme

Same here bro. I no shit got some good callouses out it eventually, but having band aids on my palm for like a month really sucked

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Sure, if you play guitar or workout or rock climb or do other useful, physical, skill-based things for hobbies. But I'm not going to be playing video games until my hand bleeds, that's not right.

Probably. But they still are million dollar plus houses.and besides, I take pride in my work.

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Based

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Get a back brace

Sleep straight without a pillow until you get used to it

Back when I was a kid? Nah. Game all day and all night. Unless (clinical) exhaustion counts. Then FFVI when first released.

Now though I actually pulled my thumb playing Yakuza 0. I'm so out of practice with controllers that I have legit lost whatever funky flexibility they require.

Still play bass erryday, though.

>>Who's
>Whose*
Whomste*

NICKLEBACK

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>my right palm thumps. The stigmata never goes away.

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Probably her makeup

Devil Bringer

it's because the text is edited, the original context was that she stuck her thumb up her boyfriend's asshole and fucked up, that's shit and blood all over her thumb

>6 hours

casual.

got on some addy and practiced melee tech skill for 16 hours with minimal breaks. I swear my fingers looked purple afterwards

The only minor injury I got from gaming was when I cleared phantasy star zero on the DS in a single sitting, thumbs were a bit sore, took around 12 hours.

Good times later playing with random japs over the internet when the DS online still worked

because the bitch in the op must have some kind of disease or painted his fingers

...

That fucking boo bicycling game

:'(

Got a blister playing Amplitude, i remember the tutorial in that game had some guy's voiceover recommend you use the shoulder buttons instead of the face buttons otherwise you won't get very far in the game
>challenge accepted
played all the way to the max difficulty and the hardest songs on one thumb alone determined to prove him wrong, but it left me with a nasty little blister for like a week
>i regret nothing

a friend of mine was racing for something first in wow back in the day and his shit bucket started flooding so he started holding his shit so it wouldn't leak out of the bucket
he held it for so long it ruptured his intestines and they had to open literally his entire torso to clean out all the shit in his body

ah but i played bloodborne durning 8 hours and nothing happened to me

>some gamecube games wanted you to rotate the analog stick or c-stick
>in some cases you can get the palm of your hand on both and rotate at the same time
>in many games it worked out in your favor by speeding it up or doubling whatever you were supposed to do
i dont recall what games these were but i do recall this being a thing

>SMB
oh god i too went for the golden god achievement with keyboard controls, i swear the muscle memory of the harder levels still exists in my hands

I hate women

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What she using a fucking hammer as a controller

Nothing recently but I remember giving myself blisters on my palms trying to beat the bike/boo level of mario party 1 back in the day.

ive played guitar for about 12 years and have never once had my fingers bleed from playing too much
theres a difference between dedication and being fucking stupid

inferior player movement

As fast as you think you can do it with your hand, you can do it faster with your palm. And since you never had an N64 as a kid you wouldn't realise just how fast you need to do it in MP1. As a kid it never clicked so I always used my thumb, but the speed is inadequate. Watching my friend do it was the game changer that allowed me to cruise through all those tought minigames. Plus the stick is made of hard plastic. Remember that using your palm means that you can rotate the controller with your other hand, doubling the speed.

AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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Yeah, played Guilty Gear Isuka for 13 hours straight with a friend in highschool. Passed out for a few hours then played for 8 more. Blistered then bled all over our controllers.

You don't actually need to bleed your fingers when learning the guitar. That's only gonna happen if you play loads and loads in the first two weeks before your fingertips start to callus.

God I hate human women

Mario Party

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give her the dick

When Tony Hawks Underground came out was the last time I seriously bruised my thumbs for playing so long, and I was pressing buttons with the side of my boney thumbs like a weirdo. But even then it was hardly any bruising though still notable, and it was after like 10-12 hours with my buds. That's just some dumb ass using make up.

I remember going turbo-autist when first getting a bass guitar. Had flaps of skin and blood coming off my fingers one night, so I put bandages on and realized it was awkward as hell and that I was going to set myself back and dialed it down for practice. It felt weird a while later being able to tap a solid surface with my fingertips and it sound like nails rolling.

Oh thats what its referencing.
I just thought they hated him cause fuck mario party.

>try to play RTS games I played in my youth
>wrists/hands start hurting
>have to stop playing
I hate getting old

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I opened a bottle of ketchup ONCE.

i can show you da wuuuurld

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I have played games for 48 hours straight before and never once has this happened. Zoomers are not made well.

How fragile do you need to be for something like this to happen? If I keep pressing the button on a controller for hours straight with strenght enough to hurt myself, my finger won't bruise of bleed, the controller will just break. The rubber under the button will get as fucked up as the anus of people who make twitter screencaps threads.

People keep saying men and women aren't extremelly different, but holy shit, look at the difference. I have never seen a man with skin as fragile as silk, while it's common for woman to be this easy to hurt.

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Based. I also do it with 1nc3ls too. The best way to clean Yea Forums in one click.

How? This has to be fake like said. I've literally played technical melee fox friendlies for 8 hours+ consecutively and only had sore hands, never bleeding/bruising. You have to be like fucking punching your controller or something to do that. Not to mention that she's a dumb thot and "Smash" to her is probably a much less technical game like ultimate

>I've literally played technical melee fox friendlies for 8 hours+

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Keyboard does't have this problem.

It is fake, shes just whoring. Nobody bruises their entire thumb like that. Like said its just make up.

How could you be so cruelhouse?

>6 hour gaming session

I was pulling those numbers when I was 4 years old back in 1988.

>Show up a couple hours before bracket, pop into a setup, get to play and socialize etc with friends
>play bracket, stay afterwards and keep playing
I would show up at 5 o clock, play bracket at 8, and stay until the building owners kicked us all out at midnight, sometimes we'd even go get food together and go to one of our houses/dorms and play for a couple more hours
Melee is cool, people who play melee are cool

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>just playing for 6 hours gets your finger like that
this is fake right? what level of onions do you need to be to get hurt by a fucking joystick

>Melee is cool, people who play melee are cool

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yeah i was drinking heavily while gaming and my chair broke from under me and got a hardcore bruise on my thigh and near my armpit for a week
yeah i'm a gamer

the nub on the n64 doesn't have padding like the GC or ps controllers. its literal plastic with those grooves in it and it was just better for a certain mini game to rotate it with your palm

Pushing through the blister IIDX gave me, I now have 2 thicc calluses on my thumbs

>and my chair broke from under me
Fucking fat Americans

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turns out it was a cheap as shit office chair missing a nut and it eventually got worse and loosened another because of the way i prop my feet up on my desk and lean back in the chair
i'm 5'10 155 lbs. and yeah, i'm an alcoholic

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Dude, what? How do you even do that?

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not him but i shit myself a lot eating crap junk food and love the way pooping felt when i was little.

>Blogging on twitter
When will they learn

Based

>and yeah, i'm an alcoholic
EXTREMELY based

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Jesus Christ is the is most real nostalgia I've seen on Yea Forums

I played mk9 so aggressively when it came out on single player that I got a blister on my left thumb

She's faking for attention

Violin here, never had myself bleed or develop any sort of injury. Some mild soreness due to the way you hold the violin and bow, sure, but that's it. Your claim is retarded and if you actually think that then I'm sorry to say you're retarded too.

I used to get the blisters beating mario party 1’s singleplayer. Never beat the the one bowser 3v1 minigame with the western theme and pirinah plant death pit tho... was fine with the raft one and the Book bike, but man I never beat that shit

I did multiple marathon sessions of Ultima Online when I first picked it up during T2A to the point where I was starting to see like lines of static split across my vision. It's hard to describe and I never really told anyone about it because after a good night's sleep everything fixed itself, but I wonder how close to going blind or permanently damaging my eyes I was.

not a game but I did develop repetitive stress injury from playing instruments and making music on my computer. i couldn't play video games for like 1.5 years and it was the worst thing in the world.

now i tell everyone i know to stretch and to be careful with their long term gaming/hand use habits because i wouldn't wish this kind of pain/impairment on my worst enemy

its makeup

I got a blister learning jagos death move in KI gold on N64, but I blame that on the shitty Dpad.
I have callased thumbs now from learning charge chars on SFV, never played charge chars properly before V.
Alex main now.

Yes

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drinking a beer and getting smashed doesn't make oyu an alcoholic.

just a manlet

Yes, I 100%'d Mario Party 1-3, how could you tell?

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>”both my thumbs”
>posts same thumb twice

Nigga, that's 200 dollar chair, I'm fucking sitting on it at 185 and have been everyday for 3+ years. This is the best chair I've ever had... It is great when it's hot because good air flow, and it wont trap your farts. INFACT if you get your asshole on one of the flat bungies just right you can create almost a string instrument vibration and amplify your fart to new heights.

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I blistered my thumb playing Skullgirls once
worth it

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If you have to worry about "airflow" on your chair, that means you are too fucking fat.

I never got the palm stigmata from Mario Party, but the way I used to press the buttons fast made my forearm ache for a day or two. Shit worked though.

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Fuck off nigger, have you ever sat in a fake leather chair when it's fucking 90f inside? You dumb fucking faggot...

This fucking faggot literally has never touched leather seats in a car, my fucking god...

Sounds like I hit a nerve.

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I'm so astonished by your blatant retardation, I had to reply twice.

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haha user not him i love your smugness i want to stick my dick in you

why is their account suspended?

I sprained an ankle playing after playing DDR with wet sneakers nobody was around to see it thankfully

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Hold the controller upside down and push the analog into couch or bed and just rotate the controller. Brainlet.

You literally can't match the speed, the point was speed, nigger.

Exactly, you needed the counter rotation of the stick against the controller to be properly fast.

>user still has his foreskin
lucky..

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Basically what this user said, also I don't use Nintendo products but isn't it just an analog stick on the left side like every other console? How do you injure your thumb from that? And in only 6 hours?

Unlike other analogs, it was just a hard piece of plastic with no padding or rubberization. With how relatively pointy it was, it was easy for it to cut into flesh with the rubbing.

played DDR till my feet bled back when i first imported DDR Extreme for PS2

There's more than just black people and white people in the world bud.

Lol, cutfags.

You sell fish

>playing 6 hours results in bleeding/bruised thumbs

Is this person a literal retard? Just whacking their thumbs against the controller as hard as possible? Like you'd seriously have to be ape tier to injure yourself on a controller.

You are correct but also a massive faggot that I am better than at smash.

wasn't my choice faggot

Wouldn't your finger be purple/blue rather than red?

I've played some old ps2 fighters on pad to the point of my thumbs hurting like hell when I touched anything due to constantly rubbing the tissue against the dpad causing some sort of damage.

When I was 6 I got the skin of my thumb caught between the a button and casing of an snes controller and it pinched it super hard. When I pulled back it ripped the skin off and it bled like hell.

she probably just stuck it in her own pmsing vagina. haha imagine the smell LOL

No I'm Henry Firth

pussies with no calluses

hmm

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>used to play nothing but mario party 1 when i was little
>never had this happen

Got a pilonidal cyst when by sitting too damn much in my teens. Hurt like a motherfucker and I couldnt sit or even lie down aside from on the stomach for weeks due to the insane pressure. It wont ever go away permanently either, and the remnants of the cyst keeps producing puss that leaks out once in a while It doesnt bulge up like the first time, but enough that its annoying and irritates the skin.

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couldn't you just get it removed

how is that permanent

Just lance it, retard

It was emptied originally and allowed to heal. But its still producing small amounts of puss that leak out through pores or small canals or someshit. Any more would require surgery with months of recovery time. I'll live with the discomfort every once in a while.

Blistered my palm playing Mario Party.
That mini game was bullshit.

it took me like 3 hours just to do that warpzone where you unlock the kid.

Based as fuck bro hell yeah *dabs*

Used to give myself massive blood blisters with my fight commander 4, after a year of that I said fuck it and got a stick. I still have a bit of a callas on my left thumb years later.

Watched my friend play Morrowind like that. I don't even calling a sleep but the sweet sounds of Morrowind will do that to a guy.

Considering I actually once did that to myself as a kid, I can safely say it looks nothing like this and this is fake and gay.

Braaaaaaapppppp

Don't worry, they hate you too

Mario party 1 N64

I used the part of my palm toward the bottom and pinky side. Never an issue cause it was tougher

This. I did this shit when i was ~8 and grew to control my shit better. I have a huge pet peeve of people using their controllers with retarded amounts of clumsy force.

Get a dreampi and play online. We need more players. Just burn Dreamcast games there's no need to pay for more than the console itself and a few VMUs