Impersonate Owen Wilson

We had the spiritial sequel to this run at AGDQ 19, watch it if you haven't

that's not why he was btfo you idiot
and even if it were when staff at an event you're at tell you to stop fucking doing something you stop it
you goddamn moron

>tell viewers at a charity event they should should call to harass a major airline
>get banned

No shit you stupid retard.

He was banned for getting people to harass American Airlines on twitter.

When did anyone tell him to stop? Got a timestamp? Cause I watched this run multiple times, including when it aired, and never once did he get told to stop. Also, the whole thing happened because of the AirCanada joke. Which btw, when GDQ apologized to AirCanada, they went... "Huh?"

Learn your fucking facts before you post like a dipshit.

>make jokes about owen wilson
>repeat making them
>get asked to stop
>stop for a bit
>do a few and keep giggling
>tell people to spam tweet air canada for being shit
>GDQ tells him to stop
>GDQ freaks out and apologies to air canada

>air canada has no idea what they were on about

he also through a bunch of semi off jokes tha GDQ probably didnt like and they wanted to make an example

it was an obvious joke you absolute fucking retard

>GDQ live stream
>throughout the stream runners and other members of the couch start saying "wow" like Owen Wilson
>the GDQ mods aka the no fun police find it annoying so they ban the runner
>this is the same event where someone was wearing what they thought was a MAGA hat (which it wasnt) but they banned the wrong guy and then accused the guy they banned of some bullshit to cover their asses

which run?

>when gdq tweeted to them to apologize they didn't even know what they were talking about

Literally the only person to tweet at them was gdq themselves

>apologise for remarks on twitter
>get confused response as to why they were apologising

he represented a threat to their attempt to give a thinly vailed facade of being a professional, progressive charity event that shows off that they can handle big money, achieve something and do social good.

I remember that, the maga thing was directed at pvtcb. Hes a pretty cool guy. But yeah after he prved to them he wasnt wearing a hat they accused him of unplugging a power strip which he also didnt do and banned him

based and thinkingyou'rerelevant-pilled

It wasn't about the Owen Wilson impressions. It was about them shit-talking Air Canada. While it may be true that Air Canada is a shitty airline, them saying so in a massively public event where what they do is explicitly implied to be endorsed by the organization hosting their presence could get that organization sued all to hell. GDQ HAD to ban him to show they don't support his opinion and keep the heat off their own backs.

>Tell viewers not to breathe
>Get sent to jail for attempted murder

Wasn't it Air Canada, though?

Wow, how many dicks a day do you take?
Fucking trannies please leave my imageboard.

>watching a bunch of trannies and autists play video games
Fucking why.

so is this just some random fag getting banned or do people recognise who it was and will be feeling it for a while etc?

GDQ was good before the transgender menace took over the show.

Why do people pretend trans shit is normal? It is absolutely, clearly, mental illness.

>chop off my dick and pretend it's a vag

NOT NORMAL

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Everyone attending these shitty smelly nerd events should just jump in front of a bus

jak 3

Reminds me of sonething
youtu.be/2_CQA14xFF4

It's so bizarre. Imagine if the leading treatment for depression and suicidal thoughts was encouraging the patients to kill themselves. People would rightly be horrified. But this mutilation and delusion is treated as normal.

what happened to that guy?

40% statistical suicide rate.

and doctors enable this, incredibly. they are handing people a noose and letting them tighten it.

Trans now so he is allowed to all the events, full paid, and commentates the donations.

Forcibly transitioned in the back room

>It turns out Trannies are not mentally stable, assume that they are relevant enough have airlines harass them and irrationally ban people for vaguely being related to the non-harassment
And trannies wonder why people hate them

>ask user for source where they asked bonesaw to stop with impersonations
>he ignores it
lmao, unironically kill yourself right fucking now

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>You've got the right to mutilate your sexual organs and then kill yourself from the blues you experience when your body goes into overload desperately trying to heal itself from your constant dilation sessions
>Just like I've got the right to make money from doing it
its brave and beautiful

>that look to his right as someone was obviously waving him to come over and hes like "yup" and just gets up and walks off and everyone just trying not to acknowledge what is happening even though we all know and we all know that each other knows, why he is being taken away.

what a WR pace attempt at a Orwellian Total Politically Correct Society End Any% run this is

WOW

This is fucking hysterical.

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gdq is shit

only esa is watchable now.

nobody is safe from the terror that is the tranny couch

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youtube.com/watch?v=m_yLhHfc3i4

>dude WOW xD

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why is this such a prevalent phenomenon
they clearly are miserable

funny thing is, out of those 3 cosmo had the best start, not to say the final result is any good at all but holy fuck, middle is bad and right is actually so bad its comical bordering on satirical.

This is one of the most Reddit like posts Ive seen in years

Autistic people fall for liberal propaganda really easily.

dude was being a autistic mess and literally holding the entire room hostage with his terrible jokes and uncomfortable + poor humor.

my theory is that since speedrunning is populated by actually mentally ill people even before the tranny uprising, it only made sense that trannies would be attracted to it and be born from older members.

>Get "harassed"
>You can't even tell anything happened and aren't bothered in the slightest

WOOOOW

>Transitions Done Quick
>2019

No thanks

you have to be pretty mentally ill to constantly repeat a game in the thousands of hours range just so you can finish it that a little quicker and compete.

t. GDQ staff

jesus fuck i watched that live, like the last thing i ever watched, that one in the middle was doing monkey escape or whatever, with the ball, and he fucked up over and over on one particular stage trying to nail some obscure trick and failing, i remember thinking that guy on the far right was based as fuck because he hung around for ages

jesus fucking christ it really is a shitshow now...are they all trannies? lmao

Wow

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>surprised Pikachu face

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Jak are shit games

Yeah I thought it was going a little too far when the runner told the airlines to go kill themselves and doxxed their addresses live on stream. The part where everyone in the room yelled death threats wasn't cool either. It was pretty funny but harassment in 2019 is just not okay

God I love this movie.
The sequel was alright too.

who was in the wrong here?

Hes the most successful runner of the entire event getting peak viewer numbers in the dead of the night and still making time despite several severe fuckups but they banned him because he was actually having fun.
>swears a few times by accident
>jokingly tells people to tweet Air Canada for fucking up his flight
>gdq nightstaff says that he's completely fine for all of it since it was in good fun
>daystaff bans him

Imagine the smell

This place us far more reddit/resetera now than Yea Forums. Just look at how many kotaku/polygon threads there are daily now, while threads criticizing them get deleted.

That plus generally shitty taste, people praising liberalbait like last of us and god of war more

It's more like telling Schizophrenics that the cure to their illness is to develop a tulpa and to kill their neighbors dog to remove the demons from his home

>and even if it were when staff at an event you're at tell you to stop fucking doing something you stop it
Yeah no, unless it's clearly stated on the rules that's absolutely fucking bullshit. You disgusting boot licker.

JUST FUCKING DIE GODDAMN IT, THIS ISN'T WHAT SPEEDRUNS ARE ABOUT
FUCKING TROGLODITES

It was Bonesaw, who was a good natured dude who was a driving force for fun and positivity in the community. He was the spikey haired kid in this gif that people have posted for years.

This was 2-3 GDQ's ago, though. Dunno why people are bringing it back up. However, he has stated his ban on running during GDQ was ended, and that they keep declining his submissions still.

I'm gonna kill user!

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fun is problematic to the trans community. We need to respect they're suicide rate and be depressed constantly

Get back to work David.

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Air Canada refused to refund people who didn't want to fly on Boeing's death planes, and they waste time talking in French, fuck them.

Who is the one on the right?

>>daystaff bans him
they didn't even do it immediately
it banned him officially like months later or some shit after saying "lol why would we ban bonesaw"
fuck gdq

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Wow

test

Damn I never knew my nigga Ben Franklin was a speedrunner

Why the fuck the power trippy faggots are always so incompetent?

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emeraldaly

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What does Ben Franklin run?

Start dilating anytime

I don't get these people.
Why
Why do you wanna look like a Grandma. We get it, you are an ugly shit male, but why is that a reason to look even worse.

My mother literally asks me all the time if I don't want to get into streaming, speedrunning or drawing porn for patreonbux since she thinks that's what I enjoy doing. I literally can't imagine having a mother that's not supportive like her.

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Was the last GDQ any good?

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The fuck is wrong with his legs?

In reality it's literally just the case that autistic people like repetitive tasks such as speedrunning and are also shit at social clues/context, so they trick themselves into thinking they are trannies. Seriously look it up the rate of autism on the tranny community.

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He's got Nigger Legs, a rare side effect of sexual reassignment surgery.

A round of applause couple still going strong I see.

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That was such a good run you could tell pretty much everyone in the building loved the run
its a shame they banned him for it

Fucking asians with long hair man, even Jackie Chan looks hot like that to me. Fuck being born as a faggot.

He was never banned from GDQ events he was only banned from submitting and that ban expired years ago.

CHOSEN UNDEAD

>>surprised pikachu face

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But there was never heat to begin with. No one influential watches or participates or pays attention to GDQ. Ever. It’s no fun bullshit.

>have a slight ugly girl fetish for whatever reason
>not attracted to mtf trannies at fucking all
>nearly all modern day ugly girls are trannies

fucking kill me bro

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you need to go back

Speedrunner and even videogame related trannies are bottom of the barrel degenerates, theres a ton of cute trans girls though.

>reddit is liberal
>last of us and god of war are liberalbait because they are posted on reddit, which is of course liberal
>there are no right wing people on reddit
get a load of this retard

/r/theredpill is the only place

just because it's against these arbitrary petty faggot rules doesn't mean they aren't arbitrary petty faggot rules.

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*muffled waaooow in the distance*

Fun? The SJW cult has no use for fun. No humor, no joy. Take it all. It must all be purged. Remove your genitals, obey!

Just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean it won't. They had to cover their asses, whether it was likely anything would happen or not.

Air Canada LITERALLY did not know who AGDQ or what AGDQ was. I think they were fine. AGDQ isn't as important as they like to think themselves to be.

stockings on unshaved legs is my bet

see

waaoooow khakis

>be at a concert
>lead singer talks about how shitty southwest airlines is
>has the audience stick up middle fingers and scream "fuck southwest"
>was big fun

D I L A T E
I
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A
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what the fug

i love it

also see

I hate that purple haired tranny so much

You can practically smell the odor of rancid, rotting flesh wafting from their crotches.

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Is it true that a runner at a GDQ event had to pause their game or end mid-run because they had to DILATE their new vagina?

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Why the fuck would air canada spend like $100k in legal fees to sue a few trannies for the last $50 they haven't spent on HRT?

Unless he said something patently false, they would have no case. If all he said was that they fucked up his flight, he did nothing wrong and the platform on which he broadcasted factual information did nothing wrong.

I get it, people want to legally cover their ass, but I agree with the people saying they did it because he was the only one having fun, and communist faggots want everyone to be as miserable as they are that their parents had the gall to tell them to not do drugs and to do their fucking homework.

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woooww that's a big snake

>flash the entire stream and audience
>don't get banned

A weapon to surpass Smashfags.

imagine actually being involved with speedrunning in any capacity. imagine actually showing up to one of these events for any purpose except to get on the high score list.

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sw airlines is the tits you nigger. never had a single delay or negative experience with them in fucking 18 years.

>GDQ trannies flashing on stream

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Dilation rooms in the workplace mandatory when?

Motherfuckers, do y'all not know how to read? Just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean it won't. The possibility of a large company suing a smaller organization over shit-talking is very real and *does* happen.

nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/defamation-law-made-simple-29718.html

This was one of the cringiest and annoying speedruns I've ever seen. I just wanted to watch some Jak and hear the couch nerds talk about Jak but instead all I got was an hour of CONSTANT, fake anxiety laughter from the runner and horrible jokes from the couch. They never even talk about the game.

He didn't deserve to be banned but I'm not sad he won't be filling a slot.

Converted from muslim prayer rooms.

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>hear people say he shouldn't have been banned
>watch the run
>it sucks and the jokes are bad

Why does Yea Forums treat him like a martyr?

NOOOO NOT THE POOR INNOCENT CORPORATION, WE MUST PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS FROM EVIL TWITTER TROLLS

>white
>male
>straight
>not taking hormones
>not mutilating his genitals
>having fun

I know, right?
It's unbelievable.
Wow.

>>impersonate Owen Wilson
There should be death penalty for that.

Speedrunning is srs business and the next billion dollar entertaiment industry.

imagine the reaction of the restaurant's staff when this troops of weirdos walked in

single mom?

Someone post that webm of Ben Frankenstein getting in the room and the top of his head is completely outside the frame until he sits down
I've never seen such perfect framing in my entire life

Reminder that the original video got delisted for whatever reason
youtube.com/watch?v=RylQGkoZpSE

Sent to the hormone gulag for recalibration.
He is now one of the people coaching dilation at the AGDQ events.

With terrible taste in men and absolutely awful money management skills. Those stereotypes just write themselves don't they?

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He has killer legs though.

imagine having to serve them
id rather die

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I wish I had the will to do any of that, do you have the talent user?

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imgine a bunch of burly women queuing for the womens bathroom

They fall for propaganda, period. Have you not seen /pol/?

Did not dial 8 and that is a big Yikes in current years speed running community.
Still do not get why those autists just start their own little private event and only invite fun people who are not mentally ill. Just kick those agdq freaks in the nuts/wounds by being cooler.

Yes, I can easily learning new things. I'm good at teaching and convincing people of things too. Shit at consistency because I'm simply interested in too many things.

thats nice, take advantage of your moms support and make her proud doing anything, its better than doing nothing all day like I do.

That's my plan, you can do the same user.

>speedrunning is already autistic
>autistics seem to become trannies to fit in since they are failing as beta males
>still out of place since they're now disgusting trannies
>still miserable

You guys are like kiddos, watch this speedrun kino
youtube.com/watch?v=x5j6MHZb2QY

Shit, cosmo will never pass with that wide frame.

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I guess they help each other.
Neither of them could get an actual girl so they had to do to this.

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wow! where are my car keys?

You have a duty as an American and patriot to break rules that are bullshit. Remember the Alamo, faggot.

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they become trannies because they're already miserable and are looking for an easy way out instead of improving themselves. trannyism is not a legitimate illness or way or life or even sexuality, and it deserves no recognition or rights. trannies are all just weaklings in their desperate throes of misery who refuse to fix their lives in an honest way. they should all be put down desu.

so you wouldn't?

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You ever get kicked in the nads so hard you kinda get sick to your stomach and the slightest touch sends electricity throughout your groin and abdomen?

Imagine having your cock and balls snipped off.

Yeah, you ain't putting your legs back together for a long time after that.

>this is a 10/10 on Yea Forums

This pretty much.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

>2016
>2 year since transitioning
>2019
>still looks like shit.

the original Creator of Sonichu the electric hedge hog Pokemon

>Car keys and Own Wilson jokes.
>Banned from GDQ

because Yea Forums is reddit

Because it's the first thing in their lives they have control over and don't know how to handle it.

>kill the animals

Go rewatch before he starts playing. He has a cookie. This is marijuana edible. He's baked as fuck by the end, it hits him hard. Somewhere in the spider cave he's cracking up and saying they're "so... DRUNK".

He got banned for using drugs on stream.

wow

>Get invited to GDQ to be entertaining, funny, and skilled at the game
>Be none of those things
>Get banned
Bonesaw deserved the ban. That run was embarrassingly bad. The LttP swordless run that GDQ was god tier.

This was my theory when i first saw it. glad someone else thinks so too because it makes it that much funnier.

Source?

Watch the video! It hits him at boggy swamp. It's discussed by others too but I think if you watch it you'll see.

his ass

Same boat. I don't really expect to go anywhere doing that sort of stuff, but it's nice to know my mom isn't an unsupportive and narcissistic hag like some people end up with.

How ugly are you

Come on user, just find something you like doing and find a way to monetize it, it's not that hard.

underrated post

I try to do projects and get into hobbies all the time, but I'm terrible with follow through and never get deep into anything or finish stuff. I've never gotten much attention on anything I have finished so it's disheartening. I know I should just buckle down and crank out stuff, but I just don't have any willpower.

MEGAMIND.

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>people still watch trannies chopped quick

Basically this youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

I wonder who enjoys anal the most.

Willpower isn't just a magic word, it's an habit, taking each day as an objective within itself.

the fuck are you babbling about you idiot?
did you even watch the video?

Blogposting bout the fact that my mother would do the literal opposite of beating me for trying to monetize a hobby.

VTMB speedrunners really get into character.

holy shit.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

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>charity event

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what does surprise pikachu face means?

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Seems to be some normalfag meme.

> meanwhile on SpeedCon 2019 guy dresses up as Barbie
Based ESA

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Can't find shit about it on youtube.

thanks for reminding me of this

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twitch.tv/videos/409200346?t=34h33m02s

W-well hes smol.

Just immagine how triggered SGDCucks are.

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>wear red
>get called a neo nazi white supremacist
It's a fucking colour. Fucking special snowflakes are the worst.

I've seen you retards claim this before so I checked. None of the subreddits in the top 30 are right wing in any capacity and I would go far enough to extend that to the top 100.

>here are incredibly vague rules that we're going to enforce arbitrarily based on if you align with our personal views or not
>okay that's kinda vague just gonna do my thing
>*banned for some arbitrary bullshit*
>company personally takes to twitter to apologize to the airline and owen wilson
>airline has no fucking clue what the shit these schizos are talking about, owen wilson couldn't give less of a fuck
>tranny organizers go back to dilating after giving themselves a pat on the back for standing up to bigotry while redditors defend them for free

Better looking and more ladylike than any GDQ tranner.

Holy shit, we know you're pissed that you got banned, but quit bitching about it here.

you joke but this is mostly the real reason. misanthropy loves company and if people aren't miserable then that means they aren't worrying about the shit that they're worrying about, which is, to them, problematic

>Californians do not consider this a mental illness

>speedrunning is full of trannies because running away from their problems is the thing they're best at.

I got a warning

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you will never be a real woman