How do you guys find time to game all day?

Don't work full time.

I had that hotwheel set when I was a kid
I'm gonna assume this guy is around 21 to 26

no gf no close friends
thats it, really. even if you work you still have time to play vidya

>Gives
>Allowed
JFC what's it like to lose your balls and masculinity?

Having a wife seems like such a drag

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long distance relationship with gf who also happens to game.

have sex

Live at home, almost 30, still in school, disregard women and any personal relationships

>All I CaN DO IS MEME
>Coming Dear!!!

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There was a small time call of duty content creator I think who showed off his setup one day and revealed that he literally plays the game in a closet on a tiny tv so his wife won't get mad. He acted like it was so normal too. I wish I knew where to find it again.

I found myself a nerdy woman that plays games (skyrim and hearthstone) and likes to watch anime, go to comic cons and make cosplay for them. Being able to play games on the side is easy when its already one of their hobbies.

Just don't date a woman that has literally 0% interest in video games let alone even knowing shit about PC's and then complain that she gets mad at you for playing games. Don't check mate yourself guys!

Pretty much picked passive responsibility over mandatory responsibility. You know the better option.

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get this shit out of here, i see this picture posted all the time

>He's such a slave to pussy that he not only married her, but allows her to boss him around
I'll ask again. What's it like to lose your balls and masculinity like that?
I've actually had guys leave a World of Warcraft dungeon on like mythic 16 difficulty because his wife gets super mad when he plays games for any length of time. We're talking full on screech like a banshee REEEE'ing if he just wants to crank out a match of Overwatch or something. Pathetic really. You cease to be a man in my eyes if you let a woman dictate your every move. You don't have to be a fucking dirt bag to women, but fucking grow a pair. Tell the cunt no.

Then again with how laws are so heavily in women's favor these days, all she has to do is say you hit her and your life is over.

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gamer girls are either mental nutjobs or giant unattractive whales or both

nice corner of the hallway you have

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>I found myself a nerdy woman that plays games (skyrim and hearthstone) and likes to watch anime, go to comic cons and make cosplay for them

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I second this notion

u got spooked son

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gain height

This is pathetic. I'm 36, married, with kids. I play games at night with a few friends (Stellaris at the moment) after kid has gone to bed and wife is watching something on TV

I can also fit in an hour in the mornings on weekends if I wake up early. Other than that, not really a lot of time. I definitely don't need a "Daddy day" to play video games.

And that hot wheels garage better be his kids (funny, my daughter is really into hot wheels at the moment).

Wow user no one gives a shit. Please tell us more about your mediocre life. Maybe some day those damn zoomers will realize what its like to be a "real gamer"

If my wife did anything this gay I’d throw her through a wall

Why do people get marry, bitch about being married, have kids, and then bitch about having kids.
It's not like there's no information out there on what getting married and having kids is like.

Also you're posting on Yea Forums, faggot, where does this factor into your daddy day?

Literally nobody cares about your ugly kids

exactly my thoughts

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that second screen doesn't even look usable.

>marrying
this is a mistake

same to the fag

>I'm miserable so everyone else should be miserable too.

I get 2-3 hours a day at best, depending on when my kid goes to sleep.

this only works on gay relationships

you should put your daughter on HRT, he is clealy trapped in a girls body.

Close relationships in general are only a drag when you know what it is you truly enjoy as every moment you wish you were doing what you know you like. If you don't they're alright as you both just get to wander around aimlessly. trying to stave off some boredom.

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Based and woodpilled. For some reason the idea of a basement with wood walls is really comfy.

>I'm 36

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I'm a stay at home dad, I clean, cook, watch my daughter, and take care of the cats/dog.

My wife is a psychologist so she makes six figures, she prefers me being home than working as it keeps me rested and we enjoy healthier time together.

I only play 1-2 new releases a year, I only like Rpgs and action games so limited releases interest me.

Lots of time for games honestly.

I'm 38, single with kids that I have 24x7 and I game in the evenings, life is so much better without a wife to get upset at you for doing things you enjoy

Have you ever lived or been in a place with wooden walls? They make a lot of creaking and splitting noises which can be annoying to some folks.

Can second this. My 4th girlfriend was into vidya, but she belongs in a nuthouse.

They usually have horribly crushing anxiety issues and will only play videogames if it gets them some form of attention or something to talk about.

she fucks other guy behind your back

>My wife is a psychologist so she makes six figures
They don't make that shit where i'm from.

I work remote.

Wizard cope

Because I fucked up my arm and can't work for a week or two.
Someone suggest a game I should beat, I just finished plowing through FFIV in a couple days.

>thinks wizards need to cope
cope

>Mistakenly believing you can cringe-bully people into a shitty situation outside of highschool.
You have no power here.

Nope.

She's salaried at 120k a year.

Honestly, I would've offed myself if I was still a virgin at 30.

>Implying the average age of Yea Forums is above 20
I'm not even 20 year old virgin yet, let alone a wizard.
I'm just not retarded enough to marry someone and then bitch about being married.

gamer girls unironically exist desu

Yeah but the kids will eat your time alive quicker than you think.

you sound unhappy

>tfw have no interest in relationships
>get home from job
>they are there
>go to bed they are there
>wake up they are there
>constant calling/texting
>same boring conversations like how was work etc....

its women nature, I just gave you a headsup. you are below her in her hierarchy. see if the kids are yours.

10PM - suicide

>>same boring conversations like how was work etc....
Girls don't do that,that's guys. Girls are just gonna tell you how they thought some other person is essentially a dick and how stuff got in the way of what they wanted to do.

>doesn't value the deep understanding of the universe and power no mortal man can even comprehend
cringe

No it isn't. My wife loves MMOs and shit like rune factory and AC.

Just don't fuck some autistic sperg. It doesn't matter what they like

>Being ultimate cuck and raising a daughter to be a fuck toy of a other man
>36 yo
I pity you, user. I hope at least your wife is still somewhat cute.

cut yourself off from the outside world. quit your job. let the depression and self-hatred swallow you whole.

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>tfw gave up on relationships since i got cheated last january and now i only use some slut from tinder as a fuck buddie
she watched rough porn and wanted to go extra rough tonight, we have 2 key words spicy=less rough, sushi=more rough
still a money sink since i have to pay for dinners and hotels, at least i get to kick back on weekends from working

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>let the depression and self-hatred swallow you whole.
the first 2 steps arent required for that

>love video games
>marry someone that doesn't let you enjoy your hobby
even bigger mistake

ohnnonononono

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I don't anymore. My gaming is relegated to emulators in a seperate phone I bought just for that. I wait till everyone is gone, no one is around. Then I get balls deep into front mission, sushi academy or whatever the fuck I'm playing. When I'm at home I don't usally have time for games unless I'm fucking around with friends, and none of my friends are geeks so it's usally an hour or so of distant worlds/stellaris then we buy/aquire whatever piece of shit aaa/aa flavor of the week there is and make fun of it before we get bored and never touch it again

you sound like you are fucked up but fun to chill with.

>I'm 36

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Are straight people okay?

>implying gamer guys aren't either mental nutjobs or giant unnattractive whales or both

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see

Don't bully them, it's not their fault.
If they could change, all the non-retarded ones would.

>wanting your girl to be playing videogames instead of doing the dishes/laundry/making food
what a beta faggot

>getting married
why would you do this

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Effective time management. Something everyone should have picked up in college/high school.

You need to find the one for you.
You don't find "a wife" who you regret spending time with, you find a person who you enjoy spending time with, with whom time spent is better than time spent without and who is willing to leave you alone if you need privacy.
Don't fall for the incel memes of all women being thots who suck your soul dry.

only one here that isn't a fucking moron believing clear bait pictures

Yep. We're going to lose the next world war.

because its the natural progression in life and no you aren't smarter than 200 billion humans that lived before you and had more successful lives in far harder times

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>game all day
That would suck OP, no wonder there are so many "tired gamers" threads on this board

I do what I need to do during the day and play games for a few hours before I sleep, almost every day

>getting married
>natural

Humans aren't ment to be monogamous.

polygamy is the future. One high status man with dozen of women. The majority of men will become hopeless incels as God intended

yes we were
lots of animals were
female is too vunerable during human pregnancy for anything but monogamous pairings

If this became my life I would want to be dead. What a waste of human existence.

>How to age 10 years in 2, an american production

>work at one of those wholesale places mainly work with businesses but you do see people come in just buying bulk shit on their welfare cards often
>most common people buying shit outside of the businesses are the clowns who raid the snack isle for their dude night
>if a girl is with them they usually look pissed as fuck that he's spending well over $200 on snacks
>always ask if we have bulk versions of obscure candy or pissed and starts to argue why a box of skittles meant for store display is $35
I fucking hate these people

Monogamy is the norm for women, sure. But harem culture is not that uncommon

I'd rather have a pizza and wings

>tfw a girl likes you

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harem's existing happened after society was established and hidden power was given to every man in a settlement and came from mans sexual desire more than humans naturally having more than one mate in life

Marriage is a human creation. Just because you protect your mate and child as a male doesn't mean you're limited to that one single mate.

That walkie talkie bit made me laugh my ass off

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I hate them to be honest, they look antiquated as fuck and i'm always worried about the whole house catching on fire.

i don't know that feel

>mistake
it's more about if you're with someone who can respect differences and use the time you spend enjoying your own hobbies for their own hobbies. Or maybe you can share the experience with them and teach them to enjoy it.
I find if you shack up with someone that enjoys the same shit as you it tends to get horrible because they always want to play with you.

Imagine not having a bf to suck your dick whilst you play vidya

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I lost IQ points reading this

Well, you about pinned me, except I have an active social life. It's a pretty decent life. Godspeed user.

too big brain for you retard?
do you think hunter gatheres had harems or something you dumb, retard burger

>incels with no mate discussing how they should have many mates

Lmao

That is the definition of incel, yes.

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if dinner can occupy the same spot as games then so can breakfast and lucnh. also whats that bs at 9? you could fit an hour of gaming in there.

Gamer girls are more retarded than male gamers

Prehistorically, Men had a comically low reproduction rate in comparison to women you fucking retard

i'll take an extra large two rolls with a side of diabetes please.

This is like three months worth of calories.

>male gamers generally vote for trump, get their news from /pol/ and think they are woke for being controlled opposition
yeah, I don't think so

>need to be allocated "time" for "gaming" by your wife

gee that seems normal and not controlling at all. I just play my videogames.

>tfw no qt ABDL gf or trap bf to make a list of things they are allowed to do during the day, controlling them and then putting them to bed

feels bad man, maybe one day

Fucking gross americans. All this nasty sweet shit

oh good job not understand gene propagation and the Y gene you literal subhuman burger
literally should just euthanize people like you

I know this is from Reddit, but holy shit still. Marriage is such a meme

You wanna see a picture of my kids. I have 3.

What a fucking idiot. Kill yourself

I dont much these days. Work + Commute takes up about 12 hours a day. By the time im home, I need to work out, shower, and make dinner. I usually just watch TV, maybe play 30min to an hour of something.

Sometimes on the weekend I can devote a Saturday morning to a few hours of gaming, or Sunday night. But I'm usually going out with friends or prepping meals, grocery shopping, chores, errands as well on weekends.

t. manlet

You must not like your kids very much if you only have 3 pictures of them.

>tfw you think a girl likes you
>realize they are just being nice and you are over analyzing everything random people do
hurts

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Literal wage slaving

Jesus christ faggot do you work two states over?

>not having her bring you pizza naked for a quick dick down between gaming sessions

God damn it.

And what does Mommy's Special Day Itenerary look like?

My wife gives no fucks if I play games, she knows I love them, and I work hard as fuck. and she wont stop playing with my fucking vr headset

I am NEET

I like how that user didn't have any reply other than ridicule. no empirical facts, nothing.

Vibrator, 50 pounds of chocolate, steam bath, face mask, and reruns of Sex in the City

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/429331936/#429333019

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>needing a "day" to enjoy videogames

imagine being this much of a loser

If the house catches on fire and you have wooden walls you actually have better chances of surviving than an inner concrete wall fire.

And of the wood is just a wall cover then the fire hazard is minimal.

A fire bursting inside concrete walls is HAPPENING levels of scary than an entire wooden wall burning.

Honestly looks like a great schedule. Does he work at home?

My job gives me lots of time to kill by myself, so I use the time to clear my backlog.

>because its the natural progression in life
And why should this convince me of anything?

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You people are fucking pathetic.
I have the perfect solution, stop playing new vidya.

I havent played almost any new video games in years and I've actually finally fucking passed all freshman chem. eng. subjects, developed a serious and loving relationship, moved out of mommy and daddy's place and kept relatively employed.

The key is playing games you liked the most in relatively short but exciting bursts of nostalgia. Then, you realize the futility of your amusement and apply your existence into something worth being and creating.

Also, if anyone has issues over video games in their relationship, you are doing something very wrong, and it could be either your attitude or choice of partner. Just download her The Sims or Zoo Tycoon or some shit, it grabs them by the mammaries

My wife is a depressed neet who sleeps all day. I pretty much get to do what I want long as I feed her.

>The Sims or Zoo Tycoon
Can confirm.

you have good taste user - makes me nostalgic for times long ago

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Enjoying what little time I have now as I'll be lucky to get personal time after the summer.

Wife is pregnant with Twins. Found out monday.

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i don't i really only have time for it on the weekend. guess it helps my wife plays them too, sharing hobbies is important.

Yoooo
Imagine waking up, making this borderline childish shit and then posting it on reddit for epic karma.

cuckcorner

Women get coddled for it, men don't.

The other day I rearranged all the furniture in the living room to take up only half the room, the rest reserved for VR. A good 15 x 7.5ft. My wife didn't complain

>Appeal to tradition
wew nice 30 iq post my man and you better not fucking post Magilou again with your ignorant bullshit you fucking retard

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appeal to this!

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>coaster for a mug

this is actually giving me anxiety that there are human beings capable of eating things like this regularly, and they don't give a fuck what it's doing to them.

he probably puts other cups on that as well.

I only work 4 hours a day. I spend the rest of my time browsing Yea Forums so you tell me

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Exactly this.

You won't after you learn there are wood bees and all sorts of bugs that live in wood walls.

Why

I expect nothing less from a Redditor and Elite player. Go back Fourmdad.

Heh, wouldn't it be funny if he was playing his little games in the corner while his wife fucked Tyrone in the master bedroom?

>no twix
I'm out

Nice mammaries.

Because I can't stop. I just open thread after thread and lurk all day.

This. My fiance has her own Xbox and plays games on her tablet or laptop all day.
Her reaction when I told her I had 14 consoles and 350 games was "ok, that's a lot" and laughed it off. And she never brought it up again, either.
She was also fine with me binge playing brutal doom 6 hours a day a few years back when I was unemployed. And she's better at tracking down torrents than I am.
She's also a huge movie buff, but watches a lot of cape stuff, so it's not all great, but certainly better than being with a normie.

The only problem is that we both have so much shit, we encroach on each others areas...

This user knows whats up.

cd c:\tits
suck.exe

Fuck girls that think it's okay to lead guys on by touching them on the shoulder and laughing and leaning on them when they're tired. It's sexual harassment. I'm not gonna be your fucking gay boyfriend.

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they don't make that anywhere unless he means psychiatrist. he's probably larping

>Her reaction when I told her I had 14 consoles and 350 games was

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how fat are you

don't worry user just sperg out and they won't like you anymore

im a 24 year old khhv incel with no friends. i spend 50% of my weekends fapping and other 50% on vidya and anime

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Based single dad user.
"Eat your time alive?" By rearing children? The fuck do you think this whole game is about? Like user's going to look back on the time spent raising his kids and go "damn, all those hours I could have been playing vidya."

Those are some asymmetrical ass titties. There's like a two cup size difference between them bitches.

worked out for my dad

If you stop jerkin' your little gherkin it'll be much easier to get your shit together. I know from experience.

24yo old virgin here. Dude wtf?

>A fire bursting inside concrete walls

Stick to your gamepad, dumbass.
T. Firefighter

>9AM - Breakfast prepared by beautiful, white wife
>10 AM - Teaching beautiful, white children about the dangers of The Synagogue of Satan
>1 PM - Lunch prepared by beautiful, white wife
>2 PM - 4 PM - Lifting in preparation for the race war
>4 PM - Target practice
>6 PM - 9 PM - Hang out with beautiful, white friends / Dinner
>9 PM - Sex for the sole purpose of procreation with beautiful, white wife

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Smart men dont get married.

get what together? i'm ugly and short thats all there is to it.

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Nah, nofap is a meme and a really stupid one.

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>that gf face
>that avi profile picture
2 dollars that Chris Shehan Art doesn't resemble his self-made art avi in the slightest

>"damn, all those hours I could have been playing vidya."
At least vidya doesn't burn a hole in your wallet quicker than kids.

just lost my job, that's how

>allow yourself to be nagged and threatened into getting married
>be surprised that you're exploited

>have children
>be surprised that your life is over

based & ecclesiapilled

People in California shouldnt breed anyway

The worst part is he's going to get pennies for those games and none of it will contribute to raising the kid. She just wants him to get rid of the games in general.

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The kids probably aren't even his, chill

>be surprised that your life is over
No one understands this. It basically a life sentence.

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Definitely get a paternity test on your kids

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If you raise your children correctly, they will love you and take care of you in your declining years, while they are in their peak earning years.

check her phone and make sure your daughter is actually yours. guarantee she has fucked behind your back a few times.

>screams coming from walkie talkie provided

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This user makes a good point. Also, sorry user about the job.

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Just be a cute boy, it's easy.

>she didnt dress like Summer
What a total fag.

I'l never drink Jack Daniels.

would still look ugly but i wouldnt mind getting a stay at home boiwife

what is the fascination with the daddy stuff? Do all women want to fuck their dads or something?

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>If you raise your children correctly
No one get's out of this. That is bullshit. Your kid will fuck up at some point.
>they will love you and take care of you in your declining years
Nope Either.
>while they are in their peak earning years.
If they make it too 30 without an addiction that is the only success you got. See you like all parents think "It won't be my kid" but trust it will be.

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Probably.

>cucksheds aren't even a meme anymore

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>being relegated to the cuckshed

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White people with autism are the worst.

it's ok, was a soulsucking office job at a dogshit company anyway, just sucks that I'll have to live off of government gibs for a few months

lmao OBSESSED

So just a house wife

I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU MORTY *BURP* IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU

this

Just make it a habit to play every day

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wood... bees?..

Well good luck and work on your backlog while u look for a new one.

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There's nothing wrong with being a nutjob, in fact being the right kind of nutjob gets you plenty of attention from women.

I'm not a parent, though I kind of wish I were. My parents did well, and now they look after my aging grandparents.
>If they make it too 30 without an addiction that is the only success you got
This really speaks more to your own family experience than anything else. I'm sorry your family life sucks, dude.

Pretty much. If they had a dad growing up, they get infatuated with their dads. Either they try to find someone like their dad or they "get" their dad. If they didn't grow up with a father, they try to look for "fathers" and pretty much do the same thing above. Women's minds are fucked. Its the whole mental development stopping at early teen, like how dogs (for most of their life) are mentally like children. This is why women are easy to mold into whatever one wants from them, provided that they are trained at an early age and there's strong reinforcement. Just like with dogs.
>tl;dr: Women are like dogs. Go train yourself one and assert dominance/maintain alpha status by becoming/surpassing the "father" figure they've been seeking.

Yeah this sucks. I've gotten good at it though, to the point where I might only think they like me for a maximum of 20 seconds.

i fucking hate sweets. id rather take two pizza pies over all that

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Have sex

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>Hang out with wife
Day ruined.

It’s fine, dad. I don’t care about the present. I’m thankful for all that you’ve done for me :’)

my girlfriend loves videogames and she's neither, but you're not gonna believe me anyway

thanks dude

best of luck to you too user, whatever you're doing

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Spoken like a true incel

Im glad this had a happy ending

>marrying girls into videogames

Wrong move: Marry sports girls. A videogame autist marrying a videogame autist just makes autistic children and possibly an inanimate blob of flesh. You want the athlete girl.

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Aw, thats sweet

Imagine being a fag

I'm a guy and I'm with the wife. Changes are the manchild didn't have enough self control to manage his time with games and his kid.

Commonicate

This

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Every moment I hear about my friends and family talking about their kids or their relationship problems I become happy that I'm single now. At least once a day I'm reminded how better off I am that I'm alone now.

Why would a sports girl ever want to be anywhere near a 200lb video games autist?

I agree with your reasons and I also think muscle girls are hot, but it's kind of hard for me to enjoy the presence of someone who isn't into gaming.

So she can bench press them

I just don't get why any man would let any woman dictate their actions.
It boggles the mind that a man can be so spineless.
I blame baby boomers and gen X for being the most spineless men to ever exist raising equally spineless children, they at least had the benefit of not being inundated by propaganda in school and media and yet they turned out like gigantic pussies, damning the future generations.

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>baby boomers and gen X
the fuck are you then?

why haven't you become gay yet?
you're most likely to find a partner that plays video games as well

Maybe you should move to a muslim country. I hear they like your mindset.

>I'm sorry your family life sucks, dude.
I'm not going to be sorry when your kids fuck up.

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>raising a tranny

>t. Dobson

Maybe you should move to the UK. I hear they like your mindset.

>implying you're a woman

yeah what's up with that.

I'm an autistic NEET only 1% autism barely noticeable though. I don't just play games, I lift weights as well.

>tfw had an trailer trash emo slut gf in highschool that would suck me dry while I watched Patty Mayo videos
Those were the days.

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Based

The whole hubby/daddy lifestyle is just cringey to me.

Having kids violates the NAP, you're creating someone without their consent.

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It's cucked packaged masculinity that came about after the 60's

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There is not one female that can live without her mobile phone for social reasons as of 2019 just think about that kinda scary

Everywhere they go a female has her phone in her hand no matter the situation

This has to be for a party right, I couldn't get through more than a bag without feeling sick

>Everywhere they go a female has her phone in her hand no matter the situation
Oh shit. That's actually fucked up.

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so this is what being a npc feels like

>be in late 20s
>decide to to to one last rave before i accept Boomer-dom
>every chick has a phone in hand an periodically stops to look at it
Its over.

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got the same tv remote.

Probably fuggly. Better shes wearing the mask

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>autistic retard who never goes outside shares his completely unfounded belief

Mom is still dead tho

I feel like I have to stop playing video games at some point, I'm 27 now, have a girlfriend, I don't see myself having a full time job with kids and also playing video games, is life just work and then watching TV in the afternoons?

It's nice that his wife took his interests into consideration when planning his party but posting it online is autistic as fuck.
Imagine if someone you know found all the account you had for forums as kid and read the message history, now imagine that but you made those posts as an adult.

>is life just work and then watching TV in the afternoons?
Um no.....at 27 you should have alot more in order.......are you high?

as you get older, you start realizing that all time is an investment and you need to maximize that profit

Still got a switch

>daughter has started asking to play video games with me while my work hours starting going down
Living the good life. Just try squeezing it in whenever you can.

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bet you have a beard to cope with söyface like him
BEARD NATION. MARVEL. SÖY. THE OFFICE. GEEKY STUFF

Only if you worship Mammon will you see life in this way. The truth, is that there is no profit to be made, because all of it will crumble to dust in the end. Earth is a prison planet and we all have to serve our time. Then, when we become disembodied souls, God will judge us.

>all she has to do is say you hit her and your life is over.

Well, I wouldn't want to make a liar out of her. And if I'm going to jail, might as well go for the high score!

it's a joke retard, on the count of Dobson not looking anything like his drawings while also being a massive hypocrite piece of shit

just because it's a prison doesn't mean you have to act like it is

what the fuck is a dobson

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Seventy eight years ago, men your age and younger selflessly enlisted in droves to leave their homes behind. For many of them, it would be the last time they'd ever see home again.

They went through grueling basic training; upon deployment they would dodge bullets, artillery, bayonets. They sacrificed much; their youth, their limbs, their innocence; for many of the, they'd say sacrifice their lives.

Never once did they complain; they would not desert, they would not cry, they didn't ask for trophies or parades. They didn't demand safe spaces. Because for them, their cause was enough. To defend the people's of the world from the forces of evil was such an honor that they felt that nothing they could do would make them deserving of such a privilege.

They were young men: 17, 18, 20. And yet these young men were undeniably men, strong, independent men who would build as much as they would destroy, who asked for no glory, and said their prayers every night. They were the greatest generation to have ever lived.

And here you are at the same age, sitting on your fat ass and playing video games. When are you going to grow up Yea Forums?

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>peddle propaganda to kids
>draft kids
>brave

lol

This is my room guys please be kind I only play OW tho and starcraft 2.

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there's people in sub-saharan africa who have literally been working their entire lives since they could walk and talk and nobody cares about them or their struggle
you could give them like 5 USD and it would change their lives forever but you won't

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When will women grow up? Stop fucking pushing everything on men

If happy: Based and redpilled
If unhappy: Cringe and bluepilled.

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why are girl gamers often depicted sitting on the floor? I used to do that shit when I was poor, but these pics always have them with figurines and stuff, why not game on a chair?

ONE HOUR!

>went and fought their brothers while kikes profited off them

So brave

Wait, you buy $60 dollar games, play only a bit of it, never finish it, then rinse and repeat?

carpenter bees
They cute

>not merging game and wife time
He fucked up.

They like the floor I guess like this gamer girl we have in pic related, they also leave things in the floor and take pictures like this for gamer girl credits I mean is not about the games really is only about her.

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Story about getting cheated on?

she has nice boobs and I like her angular jaw.

>no jolly ranchers
>no kit kats
absolutely nigger tier

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actually made me laugh, thanks

babby's first whiskey anyway

>Never once did they complain; they would not desert
lol

A guy in my guild had to stop raiding because his wife was going to leave him if he kept it up. They were on the rocks for awhile and he even considered letting her, but decided against it. To top it off, she has a teenage son that isn't his. He's a cool guy but man I can't get over how cucked he is

I love you

>faygo
fucking can't believe I have to share a sate with this

>all she has to do is say you hit her

Well no, you'd also have to prove that in court

>soldiers in the army in the 1940s didn't desert
>they were brave
>they wanted to be there
>they didn't complain

Are you fucking high

Struck a nerve, it seems.

Yeah truly it was all worth it. lol

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Thats not wood idiot, just looks like it. And you'll NEVER make it.

>And here you are at the same age, sitting on your fat ass and playing video games. When are you going to grow up Yea Forums?
Excuse me nigger, I am ten years older than that, and I am not fat!

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Hes a gen z underage b&

Good goy, keep eating garbage and drinking HFC.

hahaha

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>Nap
>Optional
Not for me thanks.

you should be a /fit/ guy to marry that kind of girl
and it can be as the guy that got a qt at gym , but she born as a man

Fuck you, I was conscripted. I did my bit for my country..

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100 billion. Not 200 you fuck

>marriage rate decreasing
>average IQ increasing
hmmm

Heh

just want to be the one user that validates this, I work and get things done all day then after 10ish when my wife goes to sleep I play games. this is objectively better than trying to make it work all day as I get things done and can just get drunk and drunk on literal teenagers in my free time
they sound like faggots to me

A part of me wants to throw up for all the Rick and Morty cringefest, but a part of me also wants to just bang the shit out of that girl in the most loving and tender way possible. Don't care if she's uggo - that kind of love and dedication deserves appreciation and reciprocation. Maybe even do some shit she likes like I dunno pottery or whatever the fuck. More women should be more like her, instead of being selfish and vain parasitic lampreys.

>cheez its
>air heads / air heads xtremes
>chocolate pretzels
>gummy worms
>welch's
>reese's cups
good shit

but where they lost me was
>no hard liquor
>no coca cola
>no baked goods
>no frozen food

not a true american, almost there though

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Either accident your wife or accident yourself. That's no way to live.

If you have children you shouldn't be playing games unless it's with them. you are a failed human being and your neglect is why the coming generation will probably be the last

It's one thing to be a loser wizard or incel and game all day. But if you have children you should be working, teaching them, or spending time with them.

Digusting

The people here are beyond helping user don't bother.

>female is too vunerable during human pregnancy for anything but monogamous pairings

That's why we formed villages and tribes you dumb shit.

>Daddy's Special Day
Everyday with your kids is a special day you fucking faggot. Get away from the games and spent time time with your children.

Yeah, I found my gf on /cgl/ so she's even into asshole channer culture and doesn't mind when I drop N-bombs around her or use phrases like "got jewed." She's next to me right now half naked drawing DBZ fanart and listening to the Katamari soundtrack. I'm 8 years older than her and took her virginity, been with her for 2 years and life's pretty good bros.

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nice Zaku II

ITT: a bunch of pathetic virgins/NEETS trying to make themselves feel better about not having a normal life, with someone you can spend time with, even though the really know their loneliness creeps them towards suicide every day.