How the FUCK do you come back from this ownage?

How the FUCK will op come back from this ownage?

I always respond to fanmail with ;)

Why is there an Atlanta Falcons logo pasted over the gamer pic?

>I'm 9 and what are you talking about?

An OK hand sign

>But I know you aren't the OP of the other thread.
That's where you're wrong my man.

That just makes even more pathetic.

>this thread again
Kill yourself OP
And fuck anyone replying to this. Stop encouraging losers who remake the same thread every day for cheap (you)s

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This
Come up with something original, loser. You're like that annoying fag at work that lacks personality and everyone kind of tolerates but one day the stars align and they make a good call that everyone has a chuckle to, so they keep making the same joke whenever the opportunity arises. It's hard to see someone be such a pathetic failure in all honesty.

Different people from different timezones must be introduced.

>fishing for (you)s via an OP
lots of laughs

>and a few AM radio stations

Post the radio station one

Meant for

That was your message, right OP?

>Glad to hear it. Because if you'd been sitting there trying to beat me all by yourself that would have been pathetic. Enjoy your evening.

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>You switched players? I didn't even notice you waste of oxygen

who are you?

>Those weren't chicks dude...

Neither of you are witty at all.

This. Responding with nothing but ;) makes people seethe HARD

OP just got literally and unironically BTFO in the first few posts, how will he ever recover now? literally OWNED

Nice to see that you're so close with your mother and sister.

>sorry? I think you're the sorry one here... and you're messaging to me? ha! you're not even good enough to be my fake. I'll make you eat an ass!

>you getting bodied in front of your bitches cumon step it up senpai

[plays enter the sandman poorly]

Cringe

You end him with the "K."
The period is very important. It shows a definite end of discussion.

Cope

invite him to a game of uno and show him your asshole

no u

what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch...

Haha sorry I let my girl take over making the thread today, I was too busy getting sucked off by my second girl to type out the thread haha you wouldn't know about all this pussy though i would have made a great thread myself if i wasnt busy you virgin

haha

lol well i beet chu while fuckn tree chiks

All good bro, you're trite thread gave me just enough material to read while your mum was in the shower washing my cum off her tits and face. I'm off to fuck her in the ass but can't wait to see what light reading you have in store for me next time she goes to shower haha

OP utterly destroyed how will he ever recover from this?

Personally, I find it even better if you add a nose ;^)

Actually the one fighting you is my gf too, she was sitting on my dick

etc etc

based

>how can you know that I got rekt if you were busy with your girl (male)?

EZ

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"I believe you."

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OO YEAH MATE, YEAH? COME TA FACKIN BIRMINGHAM MATE YEAH MATE COME TA FACKING BIRMINGHAM

I prefer the eyebrows ',:)

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call him a nigger

OP you use this post as your next OP image when you inevitably make the same thread again tomorrow
Absolutely fucking PWN3D lmao

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the way this kid say nigga makes my skin crawl

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The nose makes it a trillion times more infuriating, I have no idea why

>I'm playing this shit while being with 3 chicks, git gud

i sleep in a big bed with my wife

Jokes on you faggot I'm fucking 2 bitches while I smoked your worthless ass in CoD also I'm in the 69 position right now which you probably wouldn't know lmao

>Making out? that's all you can do? :^)

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>you have a wide poohole, bye

i sleep in a bug bed with my wife so itchy ouch

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I have more money than you.
>turn 360 and walk away

Nigger

Your girlfriend plays like shit. The fact that you haven't disciplined her after such a shameful display makes me question your authority as a man.

I sleep in a bed with my bug wife so sexy wow

>360
>walk away
Actual retard alert.

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why does 360/ps3 era trash talk always read like dialogue from tails gets trolled?

>falcons fan
laugh

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newfag

What is the point of trying to defend yourself if you weren't even the one playing the game? How do you protect a reputation that doesn't exist? Is it just some random in a fighting game matchmaking?

I've never gotten as much hatemail as I when I played Dark Souls on 360.

I wouldn't know about that, I'm gay and my partner actually knows how to play video games.

>Jamie Foxx
>Zone: Family
>A few AM radio stations
this will never not be funny

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>I'm gay
You're not supposed to roast yourself.

I don't, my boyfriends spit roast me instead.

I can't believe there are people who still haven't heard this. Or is it just that old?

absolute autismo cringe

being "witty" with answer is generally autistic, just don't answer like a civilised man
or at the bare minimum insult them directly, trying too hard or hiding behind short answers/smileys just make you look insecure

The person who took the picture probably choked after reading the message.

>the chad ;)
>the virgin K.

>15 years later still doesn't get it

sure, he is the retard

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You got trolled idiots. Better luck next time kiddos.

baited ;)

unironically based
youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

sorry bro my lil sis was playing yesterday, you know, 4 year olds, gotta pass them the controller sometime, I'm sure you did your best against her

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Someone photoshop this into an Xbox live message

/rekt

hi there OP

smacked
down

>Dark souls 2 on ps3
>Get invaded in the dragon shrine and manage to kill him by spamming forward+r2 jump with the moonlight greatsword.
>He immediately messages me telling me I only won because a glitch happened where the damage procs multiple times in a row sometimes.
>Didn't know this, but play along like it was what I was planning the whole time.
>He gets assblasted beyond belief, keeps messaging me while I pretend to be an underage edgy mastermind.
Why do invaders think they're allowed to get mad about dying?

Someone please post the screencap, that shit always gets me.

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...

>Sitting curled up like that instead of flexing your manliness like so.

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my favorite one

it's a joke nigger and a pretty old one at that

how new are you dude?

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Nose worked until it became an actual meme

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Anyone has the Dante one?

This warmed my heart a little

This is the most Arabic sounding insult ever

This one?

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THIS is when you use the N word.

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loses points for being a boondocks reference

this kind of shit keeps me up at night

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youtu.be/bMSXTE6yTUA

based

BASED
OP BTFO

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The Carl face helps this

This shit right here

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Et oo koskaan tehny noin

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>I will miss her
My sides

>wheelchair balls

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That's the one, always makes me crack up

Share it

>the virgin K.

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based sekiro guy

I miss demo, he was an inspiration to be stylish

This is what faggots on here sound like calling eachother incels lol

did he drink himself to death yet

They want you to bite to argue idiot. That's why the smiley has no direct rebuttal

>reply with ;) thinking it's the ultimate trump card
>they reply with "that's what i thought bitch sit your ass down and stay quiet"

how the fuck do you win bros...

the fucking mountain dew avatar god damn man

How the fuck are you supposed to respond when he parleys you with the god of war wallpaper? This is the only one in this thread that seems truly unbeatable.

>halo/cod4 days
>threaten to put your balls in someone’s mouth...... lol fuck you you’re gonna get rekey kid
>2019 do the same......lifetime ban and fired from your job
Where did it all go wrong?

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*rekt

>dude you're so mad!

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>28-3

Women and minorities in gaming. I'm not even shitting you. Teenaged and young adult males live and die by the banter, you either swallow your hurt feelings or dish it out in the game and no one cares afterwards. When sensitive fuckwads came into the scene, along came white knight faggots to cater to them.

You keep sending ;) until they submit.

gg

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>subject: wheelchair balls
goddammit

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You saved this like a week ago and have been making threads every day about it. I don’t mind content resurfacing but Jesus Christ let it BREATHE before you shove it back down on Yea Forumss dick

SEETHING

>Someone else wakes up in your body

Oh good, they can deal with all the shit I put off

>some dicklicker in warframe alternating between bragging about having sex and some shit I don't understand because it's mexican guttural slurs
>just keep replying every time with "keep talking"
>he gets furious and leaves
get fucked beaner

How the FUCK do you come back from this ownage?

Absolute fucking living legend.

you mean Kevin Durant right?

They all look the same.

Fucking kek

wow... damn...

>banging 3dpd
he already lost

I dont know any other bitches cause im too busying fucking your mom

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fucking owned

nigger

Based.

This guy is definitely a school shooter.

get fucked cuck

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>ctrl + F cool story bro
>0 results

>Not posting the GOAT

youtube.com/watch?v=bMSXTE6yTUA

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He still streams on twitch and streams movies but he's still dead inside

He's not wrong.

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out
fucking
skilled

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ask him who in town hasn't fucked his mom and sister

>yeah and I let my little sister play for the whole game, get rekt scrub also I’m making out with your mom

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gonna post some OC, this is something some dude said to a close friend of mine's Steam review.
your dinner has been altered by the taint upon your mind

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U mad?

It was already posted, jackass.

Just to clarify, who is getting owned here? The guy unfortunate enough to be reading the autistic damage control, or the autist who was so anally devastated he felt compelled to shitpost someone's inbox?

>Scud
based

The funniest hatemail is the salty steam group invites from Dark Souls 3 players where if you beat someone in PvP they suddenly invite you to groups like "get good fag" and "get off mcdonalds wifi"

only true answer

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I'm all out. I hope other anons have more

some people just want to watch the world burn

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I never noticed the subject before.

This one always gets me

Tomorrow Im going to be OP and post this.

These are all shooped? Are you idiots all newfags falling for this bait?

Man how this board has fallen..

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Send him a pic of your tits and/or vagina.

Get out of here, Chad!

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>yea, cuz I'm too busy being ur dad's bitch lulz ur dad is a turboqueer

These are literally older than you

28-3.

hmmmm

>rainbow avatar

>, hater.
>mfw

gg ez

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The voice mail i used to get on the 360 was the best. Always some kid cursing at you for 15 seconds.

Holy shit is this LTG?

Loses points for knowing that's a boondocks reference

nigga set himself up for that one

holy shit vros....

this is amazing god bless

oh no he doesn't mean THE federal crimes act of 2000 does he? the consequences will never be the same.

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