How do you deal with getting bullied over voice chat?

HOW DO YOU GET CYBERBULLIED?
NIGGA JUST WALK AWAY LMAOOOOOO

But what if I'm told I sound retarded?

What do you mean? Like people talking shit?

Either mute and ignore them or talk shit back. Did you not learn how to handle idiots growing up?

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easy

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Some kid asked me if I was a youtuber because my voice was really clear. It was weird.

people dont talk shit in real life

36 year old boomer here. Are bantz outlawed or something? Where did you grow up?

the wojak isn't the point, it's the fact that a Yea Forums meme cartoon has disney merch

it's from a different time

faggot

I can assure you, they definitely do. What kind of protected life do you live where people aren't mean?

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maybe im just autistic, but i would always escalate to a fight. i never understood the middle ground shit talking, just fight me or dont.
As an adult no one talks shit to my face

I summon my friend
vocaroo.com/i/s1IpphvrtzqF

I thought about that statement. That just means the bully got what he wanted and you can't enjoy a thing anymore. In the end, it's not very good advice.

I usually just kill myself.

You sound like a big guy.

chill retard. resorting to violence over bantz is ape behavior

he wanted you to feel like a little bitch so until you stop acting like one he always wins, bitch

If they’re American I just mute
If they’re non-American I say: “Can’t wait till an American soldier guns down your family” then I mute

>As an adult no one talks shit to my face
I guarantee people are making fun of your goofy ass non stop. You're not as tough as you think you are, faggot.

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mute button
what a stupid thread

>As an adult no one talks shit to my face
you'd have to leave the house for that, lardo.

If that were to happen to me I'd work on fixing my hormone imbalance by quitting sugary shit and eating meat and eggs until I'm a man again.

I just start insulting the bullies and provoke them. Who gives a shit, it's just over the internet.

Stop breathing through your mouth and start breathing through your nose? Your jaw will thank you if you havent destroyed its development already.

reply
>have sex
they won't be able to respond without sounding mad

>playing overwatch in it's prime
>Make some friends
>Join discord
>Am shy, mostly type
>Finally get the nerve to talk
>"H-Hey everyone I got my ult"
>"HOLY SHIT user ARE YOU A GIRL?"
>I am a 22 year old man.

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uwu

Based and redpilled

I enjoy bullying the Irish and English whenever I encounter them online

screech NIGGER every few minutes

>"have sex"
>With you? FAG!

Sounds like you're the one with the tiny peepee, internet tough guy.

bantz is feminine and gay, im not good at it. i like confronting and seeing what they do when they understand im willing to get physical

Scotts are great bantz but very rare. Too busy being drunk in the streets I guess.

>font
look at this fucking nerd

>be super self conscious about my voice
>try to break out of my comfort zone and start voice chatting in vidya to help me get more comfortable speaking
>very first game I start voice chatting in, moments after I start talking
>some guy in chat: muted
and that's when I threw away my mic and resigned my self to a life of a mute

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I suppose that is fine if you like dying at 35 of heart disease

Are you a squeaker or a faggot?

masturbate loudly

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suck my dick

do you sound like a girl user.

Lets get in voice, I want to bully you.

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>tfw have a severe stammer
>must use push to talk because i can get short sentences out, anything more complex and i choke up
sometimes i want to get a lobotomy

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neither, I think
I just sound stupid and slur my speech and people say my accent is annoying even though it's an american accent

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Naw, I just know how the real world works.

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How much of a sissy faggot are you?

Is "have sex" the new "gitgud"/"nou"?

Apparently not. Most adults are polite to eachother and talk shit behind their backs.

are you black

forced r9k and pol meme
really makes you think when you see it spammed constantly on Yea Forums

>has an entire gay bukake folder saved
yikes

Shush, incel

>playing multiplayer shit in the first place

>tfw getting bullied on Yea Forums instead

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SIXTY NIGGERS

Acquire intercourse

I did FROM YER MOM LMAOOOOOOO

>he doesn't know about lasagnacat
You have to be 18 to post on Yea Forums.

sexy niggers

>speak
>people think I’m mad at them and 40
costed me some positive relationships

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>Oh shit, someone on the Internet is threatening to beat me up over saying stuff that means nothing outside this immediate encounter!!!!
What exactly do you think is going on in their heads when you, uhh, "confront" them?

Just do all kinds of stupid gay shit. They cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them

goddamn sexy niggers

Haha yeah my bully stopped bullying me when I started giving him handjobs hahahaha jokes on him hahahaha

i got bullied so hard for using voice chat before my voice change that i don't use it 14 years later, despite having a microphone

Even "bullies" on games now are beta faggots. Call one a "stupid mouthbreathing nigger" or some variation thereof and they'll be too shellshocked to respond with anything other than a mute.

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Dry humor is hard to translate over the mic sometimes

they usually stop what they are saying and cant look me in the eye

Okay, some of you may have strange or weird voices but I guarantee the cases of block/muting are at least 50% mic calibration issues or breathing into the mic.

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Report them

>go to settings
>turn off voice chat
There is never any reason to have voice chat on.
98% of the time it's just foreign tv blaring in the background, clickety clackety from mechanical keyboard retards, children shrieking and tryhards complaining.

lol enjoy your ban. thanks for the $59.99 plus tip you spent on the game though, we'll be spending it to promote diversity on the dev team!

Agreed
>Playing Overwatch
>Some dude trash talking the whole team
>Get fed up and annoyed
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP, DUMB FAGGOT, IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME"
>hear him shut up
>Doesn't speak the rest of the game except to ask for heals
Even online bullies are bitches

I normally shitpost hard irl and tell them to check my 8 or vote for trump

>using voice chat at all

>in games filled with autistic zoomers

turn that shit off. why on earth would you subject yourself to listening to retarded kids for hours.

>speak
>people always say I sound 14-15 even though I'm fucking 20
>been kicked out of countless games because they always think I'm a kid
ffFUCK

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>voice chat: off

problem solved.

i got the stutter from my great aunt apparently. Have you tried speech coaching

You have have a rocket launcher named "nigger" in TF2 and nobody will bat an eye. Stop playing shit games.

>idling in CoDWWII headquarters
>stuffing my face with food
>overhead hotmic kids screaming
>hear someone's mom on the phone with comcast or some shit
>bitch starts reading out her credit card for payment
Normies are fucking unawares.

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why is this picture so arousing

She does porn, you know

If it's not ranked/competitive mode and some guy starts talking, I mute them. They could have a perfect mic and voice and I'd still do it. I just don't care, I'd rather listen to the game sounds or whatever song I'm listening to at the time.

you dont faggot. Who the fuck gets offended by voice chat bullies?

i bully them, no?

>cant shout and swear at kids online without everyone in my house hearing

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but you probably dont announce the muting like the previous sperg examples right?

"have sex"

>Being attracted to Jews

Eww.

record a vacaroo sample. I won't bully

No, never. But I think that the guy who said "muted" in did it for similar reasons to mine, except that he felt it was funny to announce his action and trigger user.

>friendly banter to user
>expect a laugh
>"FIGHT ME FAGGOT"
You're the one nobody invites back over because you're tiresome to be around.

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>not doing it anyways
???

I remember the shit back then
>speak at room volume over mic
>’user WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD?’ as they burst through my door

no really, why use voice chat at all with pubs/randoms

do you really wanna hear some faggot 14 year old zoomer? why?

Sometimes something important happens and I gotta let someone know briefly, like if an enemy player sneaks by us and no one but me notices so I gotta warn everyone to look for them before anything bad happens
Most of the time they do nothing to help and then people start complaining that they’re being shot from behind

use in game comms

im not playing a BR game and talking to some faggot 10 year old. that would ruin my enjoyment of the game. I want to play a game, not babysit.

Kids online are the worst. I wish the age ratings on games were somehow enforced.

killing them and making them rage is fun though

Every single time I use my mic people think I'm making fun of them, I heard I have a sarcastic voice and I have no idea what this mean

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Just play along with this shit talk. It works everytime for me, because 99% of the internet are just faggots pretending to be someone cool or edgy.
So when someone types to you 'have sex', respond with something like 'with you anytime baby'. The more cringy/autistic your respond will be, the better because if you sound confident enough in your autism, the other side will think that you aren't joking and will lose their act.
It's even more effective in voice chat, you can literally counterbully those supposed bullies.
>b-but w-what if the person who says it is a guy?
Even better. Just embrace your autism and become the ultimate chad bully.

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>never speak in voice chat
>once every five months drop one clever line in voice chat
>everyone laughs and asks who said that
>deny that it was you
>everyone knows it was you
nothing personnel kid

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You are autistic. And even if you're big, a bullet means more than size, so you can continue getting bullied if you buck to the right one. So please continue your rampant tism-tantrums in the real world.

Don't use your mic ever again, like I did.

cringepilled and actual good advice

based autist

>know this extremely autistic introverted pedo
>he was lurking in the /vg/ chat without saying a single sord for two years
>some German autistic furry pedo makes a Discord server for the /vg/ general and spams it in the generals for one year
>the autistic introverted pedo joins it and screams in voip everyday
>he attacks anyone who refuses to join voip
>he says "you're shy" and other retarded things
Where did these autistic retards come from? Joining a voice chat with Yea Forums or /vg/ before 2012 wasn't that fucking awful. What happened?

I hear there is a discord filled with very friendly girls (male), with high voices that will help you practice.

i masturbate loudly into the mic to assert dominance

cry on the mic
those dumb fucks always get sad for you LMAO

These are the only reasons when you should and shouldn't use your microphone

Use a mic with friends.
Don't use a mic with random people.

Anyone who claims otherwise is a fucking retard.

mute everyone and own his ass on the game until he ragequit or forces the mod to kick you out of the server.

>phone rings
>everyone amuses it my mother answering

fml.

>answer the phone
>"hello?"
>"sorry, is your father here little girl?"
I'm a 28 year old man

>if you touch me i-i-i'll shoot you!!
lmao

I’ve never been bullied, at least directly anyway, about my voice. But I don’t queue my mic a lot so people always give me a hard time for being quiet.

Sorry I just don’t have much to say, geez.

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wow it must have taken a lot of strength to admit that
nobody fucking cares

I don't fucking care, I play the game and talk shit back. I'm bad at it and everyone on the server makes fun of me for sucking so much. But I'm not a bitch nigger so whatever.

just shit talk back

I throw the game.

Well now you gotta post voice. Maybe you can do some little girl asmr shit

I fon't have micro cause i'm poor

nice dude

You can come out of the closet anytime

My voice sound nothing like a little girl at all, it must be a conspiracy to bring my moral down with phone calls

Hotmic it and play earrape Ocean Man. They mute me and stop talking or I keep playing it if they start up again.

Post your voice though

Nope

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>there are anons in this thread already fapping at the idea of someone(male) sounding like a girl and posting their embarrassed voice.

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The first time you get insulted, your options are to either
>make a self deprecating joke and move on
>react with genuinely funny bantz that doesn't make you sound butthurt
>ignore it
The first two will usually establish a fun, relaxed atmosphere, the third one works if you're boring. If you react in any other way, you'll label yourself as a bitch for the rest of the game. Doubly so if you get angry.

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>bant and talk with other people on the mic
>goes fine
>nothing strange happens
do people really have that much of a problem talking on the mic?

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most people are fucking idiots who take everything too seriously dude.

I’m usually the asshole because I offer neutral criticism

I doubt it, you sound like a conversational leech who is actually a fucking pussy, unassertive and obnoxious as fuck

Why would I want to ruin my gaming experience by talking to retarded kids.

>spend hours of my free time helping others grind
>hey man you should go to this area instead for better chances, get it done quicker
>”just let me play user!”
Fuck you faggot

Aggressively masturbate into the mic, making sure to groan as loud as possible

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call bullyhunters

man im gay too but i dont have that stupid fake faggot voice. stop being such a whore

how different is it than interacting with them via text here?

start burping as loud as you can

Call them a faggot

stop gaming with fucking chodes dude, they drag you down.

cause I don't have to hear faggot kids on my nice headphones, piercing my eardrums.

I wanna hear environmental cues, not autistic children.

>play a minigolf game online
>opponent tries to go through a decoy route that just gets you backwards
>repeats it three times
>say "i'm pretty sure you can't beat the level from there"
>"HOW ABOUT I PLAY THE GAME MY WAY AND YOU PLAY YOURS"
>opponent has quit the game

skia get off Yea Forums

Have you tried chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at a steadily increasing volume while pissing and shitting in your pants?

>voice sounds like that "FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD" guy from /r9k/
>scream "FUCKING NORMALFAGS, GET THE FUCK OFF VOICECHAT REEEEEEEEEEEE" over and over like an autist to make girls shut up when they're on mic

I'm an autist

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I unironically never have the sound on for games. I usually listen to music or have old Simpsons eps on a loop. There's very few games ever that I turn the sound on for. Even when I played LoL and WoW I never had sound on.

Thats a man in your picture too

>start voice chatting at 13
>everyone thinks I'm an adult
>never catch any shit
>22 now and nothing has changed

Feels good, man. I really feel for you squeaky queers. Being unable to communicate with another human without them instinctively thinking you suck cocks must be a living hell.

>friend always calls my voice cute and wants to voice chat
>too lazy and it's too much effort to want to deal with my mic and push to talk constantly while I do other things

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If it's a team game, communication's useful. And instead of talking to retarded kids, you can talk to normal adults if you find the right server. I can think of 8 real life friends or acquaintances that I initially met just in Counter-Strike.

im not going to put voice chat on in a random squad game. I do not want to ruin my game with screeching retard kids. in fact, I will play worse if I am annoyed with stupid kids yelling.

vocaroo.com/i/s1bsUqjXKPJ6

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Well, glad I had my volume low.

>stammer
Whats it like?

you're also annoying and unfunny

You tell him girl. How are we supposed to beg for attention with him hogging the mic?

Source?

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>using voice chat

there's your first mistake right there

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in Overwatch and Rainbow Six they are. probably others too honestly.

vocaroo.com/i/s1ItVIxN101b

Not either of you anons, but i wonder how homos must feel when they finally make their big "coming out" reveal and everyone is just like "Ok"
No wonder why they feel compelled to do all this faggy shit in the streets desu

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cutest biyori

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Bully them back. If you can't then you're weak and you should fix that first.

I just need a strong man to protect me from bullies.

Just mute them. Actually interacting with others in video games (that you don't know IRL) is gay as fuck.

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I post about it on Twitter and report them to the local police.

Gas the newfags.

unironically redpilled. maybe sucking cocks and gargling cum are just things they do on the side and they do it mainly for attention.

Yea people dont talk shit to others now a days you fucking loser.

based

t. pussy that can’t back up his words

talk shit to a stranger and don’t be surprised if they want to beat your ass

Learn english or stop being a faggot/kid(little faggot).

vocaroo.com/i/s1xPFx7B9clF

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music?

Provoke them until they say shit that gets them banned. I generally tell them I'm trans or black since that makes them instantly use slurs. Report them and enjoy the message saying an action was taken against them.

One of my teeth are so badly misaligned that it fucks with my tongue and makes it difficult to pronounce certain words. I literally can't not sound like a retard unless I pay to get it removed.

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why don't you try that invisible braces thing like in them commercials?

call them a nigger and then rip a huge burp in the mic

I'm not sure what those are. Considering it's only the one tooth (that is behind the rain row), I imagine it would just be easier to get it removed and be done with it.

just breathe really heavy into the mic. thats what i do.

shit talk back, dude
what are they gonna do, punch you over the internet?

Why not just have it removed? Throughout my life I’ve had 4 teeth removed, it’s not that bad having one removed.

Vocaroo it please
people with speech disability's have the potential to be great comedians, i love hearing them in online games and i like to try and get them to speak up more and ease up so they'll join in on the banter

>reply
>>have sex
>"When and where senpai?"
Yeah, way to set yourself up.

Enjoy it and masturbate to it

this, genuinely curious

/thead

>ever using voice chat

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