Filename thread

holy shit

i was going to say, why are those people just filming/watching but actually good call i guess

did they both die? fuck, I can't swim and I'm petrified of water

Niggers did 9/11

Snakes... I hate snakes.

Why are snakes coming out of her?

>risking your life to save a fat nigger
and nothing of value was lost

>blacks

What is happening?

A cat?

Not quickly making a rope from jeans and/or shirts, they had the time, all the way back before the white guy jumped to die there.

how can you not swim?

>I can't swim
How old are you? Are you american? In Europe all kids are taught to swim at 7 years old.

The guy didn't take water life saving where they teach you how to grapple drowning people.

why do they absolutely insist on having the most disgusting hair possible

Shit that's scary

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...Jesus Christ

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he's black thats why

You need training to deal with drowning people otherwise shit like that webm will happen.

I'm white and even I can't swim.

niggers arent even human let alone american

hopefully so, one less nigger and one less cuck in this world

bucket of crabs

Retard, it's not an American thing, it's a black thing.

top kek

it's like the leechmonger fight in demon's souls

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Why?

>it's a black thing
so it's an american thing?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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tfw phonefag and can't see filenamesr

>got almost drowned at 7 in school swimming pool
>got scared of trying to swim later
Something like it.
Also water is too cold in swimming pools.

Imagine drowning like a faggot lmaooo

Kill yourself you literal subhuman

Did something attack them? I don't understand. JUST FLOAT NIGGA

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Literally never try to save a drowning person unless you're specifically trained for it, no matter how much you trust/value them their brain will be in full-blown panic mode and they won't be able to calm down and you WILL get dragged under with them. Let this be a warning.

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unless you're nigger you should naturally know how to swim

Tap under the thumbnail, this doesn't work with Spoilered pictures though.

Don't know, muh dude. My body just refuses to try to save itself.

It's so weird that people can't swim. When you know how to do it it feels effortless and natural to do.

is this a metaphor for western civilization

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I never learned to swim because there was never a need for me to. I don't go in the water when going to the beach.

This is why you should never try to save someone from drowning unless you are trained to do so.

Why cant black people swim?

>"Aaaaaaahhhhhh... Communism, my guiding moonlight"

Deep

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I was required to do it in school but I never got the hang of it, and when I did they stopped the lessons before I could get to grips with it
that and I'm a diagnosed autist

>western_civilization.weebum

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Didn't evolve to do so. Their lungs and muscles are made for endless running not swimming.

Be honest, how many times have you thought about the United States today? How deep is your obsession?

After treading water for so long, everyone becomes tired enough that they could drown

I couldn't swim for some good 10 or so years, some faggots badly damaged my spine and I couldn't float anymore, I just recently started swimming again, but it's still hard as fuck for me.

So is the water

Not all. The numbers of people drowning has increased in recent years because refugee kids are stupid enough to go into lakes and rivers despite not being able to swim.
God bless our bodies of water.

I don't even remember learning, I just went to the lake and paddled around like a retard as a kid. How can you naturally tread water when you only need to move your arms and legs ever so slightly to stay afloat? I was thinking about this the other day for some reason and I seriously just can't envision it.

how can you not know how to swim as an adult? how retarded can you be?

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Swimming is most basic survival skill. You should learn it.

It doesn't even feel like something you learn, you can just float on your back ffs.

Swimming is fucking easy though

kys incel

he's literally not smart enough to. a fucking 'deadman float' is so easy a child can do it and it requires 0 energy

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>t. tyquandarius

Not true, unless you went to some rich kids school. I was 20 something when I tought myself how to swim.

There weren't large bodies of water near where I grew up. There was no need to learn swimming.

racists aren't human, let alone deserving of rights

I've seen a bunch of niggers being posted on Yea Forums today so quite a few times if you ask me.

Why?
I'm never going to be in a situation where I'd need to.
I'm not some brown person who has to swim away from their country to get away from roving gangs.

There were no niggers where I grew up or where I went to high school so it wasn't until I went to college that I discovered that black people have fucked up hair and shitty scalp onto which they have to glue their fake hair. Blew my fucking mind when I found out.

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Well yeah, Americans aren't human.

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Being subhuman is quintessentially american.

holy fuck, that must have taken a decent amount of scalp with it

he's made the same joke multiple times lol.

OBSESSED

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nigger you can just fill your lungs with water and float, that doesn't look like a sea or a river with strong currents pulling you down. You could literally spend days just floating effortlessly.

I'm autistic and learned how to swim as a young kid....

Literally why?

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This will never not be hilarious

EVERYONE is racist, sexist, classist, you are just too much of a faggot to accept it, so you try to fight it fruitlessly.

Seriously, every single person is a "piece of shit", we would be better if you bitches stopped caring about pointless crap.

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Natural disasters can flood your city.

>just fill your lungs with water
Healthy advise.

>Atlanta
Of fucking course.
I hate even being in the same state as that shithole.

that man was clearly overweight

>game has faction based warfare

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>areyoufuckingserious.jpg

It's a weave

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didn't know how to swim

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Triggered racist cracker detected

>implying

I've seen this vid before, but you got me with the filename

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lol, I obviously meant air but yeah, I guess if you're a fat cuck or a nigger that's some sound advice.

what city

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If that was actually the case it would have helped, fat is more buoyant than muscle

Being overweight makes it harder to drown. Fat is highly buoyant.

I'm bad at these threads

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That's some drowning victim thinking bud

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Meanwhile I went to a shitty American middle school and we had a huge pool that we used for gym sometimes. Europeans are so obsessed.

At 0:20, was he imagining that he was throwing the punches to them?

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Story is he got caught in an undertow which is actually more common in calm water. They always say you should swim where waves are breaking anywhere inbetween is a riptide and you can kiss your ass goodbye if you're not an olympic swimmer

Fag and fake explanation. Will you seethe in 2020?

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what the fuck are those animatronics or people pretending to be ones

it honestly isn't the point. the way the hair lands it looks like 911

heh

Holy shit thank God for surveillance cameras

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wait, why he started hitting himself, to sue?
the system works I guess

Will I what? Isn't it obvious I don't give a shit? lol seriously little bitch, grow a pair.

horrendous form

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i dont get it

I have never seen the citadel on full alert like that!

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guess what, within 20 years these things will be weaponized and used to spread civil unrest / domestic terrorism in your backyard.

on that note, what could be used to block cell signals / satellite signals? Could setting up poles or a mesh of different voltages short circuit these things?

Not falling for your shit again

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lmao, why are black "people" so scared of water and swimming? Aren't they the master race? Should they know how to swim? Is it in their monkey DNA or some shit?

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I think there's something wrong with the road, a lot of water pooling into one spot could eventually cause a sink hole to occur under a roadway. The dudes wheel probably dropped into a pothole you can't see. He's stuck and nobody wants to just walk out to help because you cannot see the bottom of the water.

This is the safest way to do it, it does look silly though.

>that fat autist punching himself in the head

kino

>carrier has arrived

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>Misses something 2 inches in front of her
>loses balance that easily
Is she drunk?

Retard.

I never learned to swim in my life, but I feel like I could do it. The way I see it all you have to do is not fight it or else you drown, just let the water carry you and then use your muscles to move water away.

dude doesn't know how to swim, he is panicking for his life, he will not just calm down and float

>Who's that person?
>Where did the car go
This is too much for something that could have been way bigger

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That would be nice.

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lmao why was that fatass hitting himself.

Is that a Wii U gamepad?

anti-drone weapons already exist user or you can just shoot nets at them

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Oh I'm talking to some bumfuck European. Nvm

>Ace Combat Superweapon

Christ, who's throwing snakes at them?

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I live in the fucking desert

Was the nigger in the green shirt hit before they started using him as cover or after?

>angry about racism on Yea Forums

why the fuck are you even here tranny

>Go Lo

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this Its dangerous as fuck, you're always recommended against doing it even if you're a strong swimmer; you may be a strong swimmer but there's a panicking, drowning human being grabbing you and flailing about like a tard.

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Liberals will tell you it's because of white privilege because they're all upper-middle class spoiled shits who believe all white people have pools in their backyard like they do. But the truth is that it has something to do with bone/muscle density that makes it slightly more difficult for them and Africans have never been a race known for trying very hard at anything.

I'll have to ask you to stop that shouting

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Water prolly got electrified

did the died?

they are definitely american then

?
Retard

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Swimming is so simple you just learn it in the moment of needing it. If you can't muster that, you deserve to drown.

they all dropped dead bro. nobodys using anybody for cover

>forgetting to use no wanted cheat before a rampage

Conservatives say the 50s were the good old days but top tax brackets were like 80% back then, which is what people like AOC and Bernie want. It's almost as if you guys don't really care about those things and "good old days" is really just code for something else

Damn...

You need to have at least minimal understanding how to resque a drowning person. Grab him behind and try to get to the safer place.

And of course ditch the fucker if you feel even a slightest concern about your safety. Bonus points if you can film their death.

Phoneposters are subhuman and you should all fuck off.

Nature's way of eliminating worthless scum.

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kek

Being a woman is like being perpetually drunk, yes

Best name

*Americans

yawn
youtube.com/watch?v=W9XMNV2B18c

>and "good old days" is really just code for something else
A world where our country wasn't about to buckle under the welfare of millions of brown retards?

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>boss has OHKO grab attack

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>some cuck puts his life in danger for some useless negroid
>the negroid then proceeds to be ungrateful and tries to kill the cuck in order to survive

You literally can't make this shit up.

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cope more faggot they are americans as you are.
100% american race

they are american
you are american
american
100%

lol
Been here for 13 years, and I've phoneposted for 5, and you can't so shit about it.

So he could play the victim card for million dollars in court.

Yeah yeah, says the faggot with his olympic sized swimming pool in his backyard

AOC is an absolute idiot, you bootlicker.

>brass knuckles
enjoy the felony, kek

Mexico isnt even a third world country so why are you "super strong" cumskins scared of them

What happened here?

Space Invaders

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The desert was once an ocean. The desert can become an ocean again.

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Did it die?

why is the cuck risking his life for a welfare collector? Are his taxes not enough?

Car gets pushed into the fallen trees on the right. You can see it get pushed in that direction and you see it just behind the only standing tree on the right near the middle.

I saw one grab his jacket but that might've been spasms

those dogs were bred to herd cattle very long distances across vast terrains

>Mexico isnt even a third world country

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>he doesn't know how to swim
Why

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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger! IM 100% NIGGER! Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger! THEY HATE US CUZ OUR DICKS ARE BIGGER! Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger! IM 200% NIGGUH!

Oh I think I am going to cry

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underrated observation

nice lies leftist shill

taxfoundation.org/taxes-rich-1950-not-high/

Nigga dead

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no shit

>I know! Let's walk on the bottom!

Always works, has saved many lives.

>GoLo

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I think he meant that it is not even developed enough to be a 3rd world country.

How does it end? Did he escape?

And nothing of value was lost, in fact one can argue that the world is a better place.

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The game has faction based warfare and the band of orcs was killed by another tribe of orcs.

Just emit your own radio waves on the same frequencies but with random garbage.
Also you can try pointing a laser to visual sensors.

And if all else fail, nets.

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all you gotta do is swing your arms and pedal your legs what the fuck how does anyone not know how to swim

People of the commonwealth are intentions are peaceful

reach, throw, row, go mother fuckers

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He links the fire.

GOD DAYUM, i can fucking hear it

What is this from?

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>EDDY GORDO WINS

lol that is literally white privilege then

Shit parents.

is there a longer version of this

t. salty nigger

>Not calling it "yeetle"
Shiggy diggy doo, where are you, we got some implying to do now.

Keep running, good doggie.

>pyromancy niggas

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faggot could jsut walk back you know, it seem shallow

nobody noticed his leg at :34?

>biology is white privilege

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>kenshi combat

Are you going to save it in your vore folder, furry?

Xavier: Renagade Angel

>thought it was a joke title

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fucking lost

That's fucking terrifying
Did he died?

>no inherent fear of giant predator
I know you're just a dumb puppy but at least TRY to do something instead of just sitting on your ass.

cringe, the animal is dead get over it

BASED RETARD LIVING IN A FLY OVER STATE!

And yet whitey lets them own land, have jobs, start businesses, become politicians. If they're not human, what are they?

Do you have the one where a nigger pours boiling water on a cat?

Oh man, I hope I can view all images and get a good laugh before the janitors axe this thread.

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10/10 filename.

0:20
SOUL

The guy in the corner wasn't shot once.

nighty night pupper

Be honest Yea Forums. Would you risk your lifeto save a black "person?"

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>newfag doesn't get the joke

Did he break his fucking leg?

You are a retard because you should set the site to unspoiler all images.

Love how he pushes his head underwater and looks to start yelling at the person filming. It's like a fucking comedy skit.

TOP KEK

>apparently the nog with the blue underpants showing died despite using green guy as a shield like the other one

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Too much high fructose corn syrup, gets people angry for no reason.

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Underated

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And yet it accomplished what it was setting out to do.

reported.

I've never needed to swim and my American education was so poor that I literally just pushed the floor of the pool with my foot to move during the physical examination and passed.

Dogs would never survive without humans. Not surprising. Meanwhile you have lions and tigers that can kill you

No. Why would someone do that?

this is a shitshow

I'm guessing it's a stray dog given the unkempt fur?
I guess that's one way of solving the stray problem.

why is this more of a rekt thread than a filename thread?
the fuck are you people doing

holy shit i'm bet he's glad they cut in front of him now

it's hard not to hate blacks when I see shit like this

I feel bad just seeing live mice fed to these things, how sociopathic/Chinese do you have to be to do this?

I would not risk my life to save anyone who wasn't my offspring.

he broke his own fucking leg kek

10/10

I got caught in a riptide at the beach once, it's scary because you suddenly realize you're a lot farther from the beach than you should be. Beat way to escape it is to swim parallel to the shore. Second time in my life I felt the touch of death on me. First time was when I met a nigger.

Edgy kids think theyre cool

>multiplayer game has advanced flight physics

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hey guys, I found the other american

Well, I thought it was a bait filename.

hood shit

nothing new

if not them, they woulda killed some other niggas. in fact they look like they were about to and failed their quest.

yes

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Yea Forums is full of edgy underage faggots .

thats what you get for cutting people off faggot

Perhaps he got shot in the head at 0:25.

jesus christ I'd never risk my life to save a woman

Guys why cant I see webm filenames on mobile?

how does this help him his face is still submerged

yes in the video he yells "I broke my fookin leg!" so they back down

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And killing the surpirse of spoilered pictures? Nah.

dogs are highly social and have many learned behaviors, it would likely be wary of such an animal if it was raised in a pack that wandered the forests where those are

???