Oh hi there neighbor, you've played our friend jordan's game right? what did you think!?

>oh hi there neighbor, you've played our friend jordan's game right? what did you think!?
What's the correct move here?

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Spooky skellingtons

call the police

>What's the correct move here?
sniff feet

Who?

Get my binoculars out and ask where the tits are

I h-have Dixit and Ticket to Ride if you wanna play

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too thin

I prefer the original. Though obviously unintended, today the low-poly look of the game lends it an uncanny atmosphere that just can't be recaptured with modern graphics.

Sit down, have a small conversation about the game, ask what they think about it, ask them to like and subscribe.

Lean to the side
Take my shades off
Yes... Yes I did ladies
Now would you care for some jeager bomb shots off my anus

Who the fuck are you people? Get off my porch

Tell them to subscribe to Pewdiepie.

Ok, spill the beans right now OP, which one of this is the tranny??

What the fuck are you kids doing on my balcony? How the fuck did you even get up here? Time to call the cops.

Homosexual and gay

>thought they were underage and was grossed out
>find out they're all just 18
>rock hard

It honestly was trash.
Come inside and I'll you some real games from my Steam Library.
Heh yeah it's pretty big, I've got Sekiro and Total War Warhammer 2. Some think I'm pretty impressive for an individual. *pushes up glasses* But I'm only human.

no I don't play games with ugly women in them

ha ha yeah me too

They're pretty underdeveloped regardless.

uh yeah uh want to fug in tight pucci haha ok? bye

No I haven't and stop talking to me, I'm not allowed to speak to any girl besides my sister

hw do you know if the other girls are above 18

casually mention I make a lot of money and wind up having sex with two of them

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Get off my balcony and out of my house before I exercise my right to defend my property with lethal force

Based

"Ladies you're looking good tonight" then just walk away

Why are americans so fucking creepy

the girl on the bottom is ugly af

rest is cute tho

>Heh yeah it's pretty big

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Yes I have, and I thought it was Jordan's worst game so far and clearly more casualized to get more cash. Garbage pleb game.

None of them are cute. They're all average.

I want to sniff Jordan's feet!!!

this but in reverse

Look I murdered you and hid your remains at a completely different location, stop haunting my apartment.

>Insta slut, normal girl, tomboy slut, ultra bitch

who is Jordan, and what game did he make?

Doesn't the US have a relatively high federal aoc compared to the rest of the world?

He played christ redfeild in resident evil

>"Wow, you have Jordan's game installed in your computer? You must really like it! Let's play it for a bit!"
>mfw I have a nude mod installed

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sorry jordan, I'm teamleon

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>why am I naked haha

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>sister wants to play Skryim
>"give me a second here sis"
>uninstall all the porn mods
>ok ready to make a new character?
>starts in the Alternate start mod location
>"oh? I though I uninstalled that one"
>Sexlab Animations is now loading
>Sexlab Nasty Creatures is now loading
>Sexlab Simple Slavery is now loading
>Sexlab Prostitution is now loading
>Sexlab Milk Economy is now loading
>Sexlab Defeat is now loading

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Wake up

>being embarrassed in front of your sister
Do you never talk to your family members or something?

Sounds salvageable if you alt+F4'd as soon as the notifications started popping up.

I played as leon

Who the fuck is jordan?

>wow these girls are naked!
>hmm why do they look kind of like me haha
>d-do you think I look as good as them? *takes off top*
>why are you looking away?
>you can touch them if you like... I know you want to.

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I'm more annoyed at the way that air conditioner was installed.

I see the jewish incest porn programming has made its way into your brain.

You only like her because she's a 6/10 with makeup on. You only like her because you feel you may have a chance with her low rank ass. You may not accept this but this is true.

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