APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

I'm honestly baffled that trailer was real. Felt like fucking fanfiction, more than TFA.

JJ Abrams is an absolute hack. Fans will do a 180 on TLJ 5 years from now.

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My lord...

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McDiarmid can carry a film by himself he fucking carried the prequels. Dude is a masterful actor.

>nobody was really dead

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Luke better not actually be dead.

he'll be a Force Ghost like Kenobi

They bring Sheev back as clone. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if Snoke was will be the first clone who was just fucked up while the other one turns out right.

There needs to be a movie board unless there already is one and I'm a fucking illiterate retarded faggot.

That's still dead though. Shit was retarded.

Forceghost.

Yea Forums

>George Lucas
He did nothing wrong but selling Star Wars to D*sney

...

>Another boring souless sequel

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>still caring about SW

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I'm so sorry papi palpi

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youtube.com/watch?v=IGQD4rMK2IE

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Was that Lando?

yes

I wonder how they'll kill him off.

Are the disney Star Wars movies the very definition of soulless?

>The Rise of Skywalker
>The only Skywalker still alive is Kylo
What did they mean by this?

disney is soulless

It's really impressive how badly they have fucked up.

Chad Emperor game is inevetible now.

I wish Disney would just fuck off forever.

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>Star Destroyer in Republic colors
Time travel here we GOOOOO
Time to undo all the hwite male power fantasies of the old movies.

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NOT VIDYA!!!!!!!

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>implying it won't be maRey Sue
Don't tell me that you didn't know that the force is female?

What am I apologizing for?

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BAH GAWD THAT'S SHEEV'S MUSIC

Why is he such a chad?

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Heart attack, diabetes related coma

HE'S GOT A SENATE SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH

How many of you fuckers are actually going to watch it?

the trailer looks like some sort of B movie shit i'm not even memeing

I'm so sorry, Sheev

What did they do?

If the force is female then how did it impregnate a bitch?
Checkmate athiests.

Can't wait for yet another titanic blunder. They are clearly setting up a Skywalker as the villain.

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Why would I when I can pretend to have watched it and accomplish the same thing?

Dude, there's no way I'm risking another The Last Jedi. I'm not touching this movie unless it gets the nerd approval so it doesn't end up having a 15 minute sequence of Finn raping the Emperor up his ass without a condom.

Can't wait till her cgi model teaches Rey how to survive outer space.

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They are actually going to turn Rey into Shmi, fucking hell.

>more nostalgia pandering
I guess the Mouse can't get any creativity going huh? Gotta chase boomer dollars like RedditLetterMedia manchild Plinkett's kind.

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Dear Lord just when I thought this series couldn't get even more retarded. They are going to retcon the last 2 movies right?

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skywalker is going to become a title

obviously "we're all skywalkers"

>implying she wasn't created with medioclorians by ghost palpatine only for ghost palpatine to reincarnate into her giving the first jedi trap

If true then
>continues to steal from the old EU
>people will defend this bankruptcy

Was he training the entire time?

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To be fair there are no designs that would appease Starwarsfags regardless of how shitty nuwars is

Didn't watch tlj after tfa, not going to watch this one. But it's good fun to shitpost fanboys

Rebels introduced time travel and JJ and Colbert were talking about Rey "forceflowing through time".

Star Wars itself is fucked. George Lucas is a genius for lobbing this billion dollar hand grenade to Disney knowing full well that there's nothing left to do with the franchise besides merchandising.

After TLJ, I was like "yeah, this series is dead to me." I still like all the old stuff though.

Siths don't have forceghosts.

>Episode 1, 2 and 8, 9 are the worst installments
>Episode 3 and 7 are liked by some
>Episode 4, 5 and 6 are the best

Any other franchise that started poorly, peaked in the middle and then ended poorly?

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I watched the prequels, I can get through this.
It's pretty much an obligation. Didn't see the Solo movie though.

How about not make things look like retarded mascot shit. Droids were the best thing abour Star Wars, Astromechs are good enough why are they making this gay pet shit with a soccer ball and hairdryer? Could have used those bunny droids and little pilot droids from the show instead of making that stupid shit.

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Jesus fuck that's worse than I thought. But hey whatever retcons the those 2 travesties.

Agreed, the way Rey poses, the tie fighter flying straight at her for no reason, the Sheev laugh, it's bizarre how fanfictiony it is. More than the initial teasers for the previous two movies.

>1 and 2
>bad
>prequels good
Godawful taste

>giving a shit about Star Wars

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Disney sent us to Hell, but we're going even deeper.

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2 is probably the worst movie ever made relative to its budget.

StormTrooper

>nothing left to do
Bull fucking shit. Not only was there a treasure trove of EU material with the Old Republic and the future with the Balkanization of the Empire and Luke attempting to rebuild the Jedi Order while dealing with a Sith megacult. Fuck right off moviefag if you think Star Wars has to follow the same exact formula of your shitty, shallow movies.

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>we can't make interesting characters for our fucking lives so lets just bring back all the old ones
what the fuck was the point of all that shit about "making way for the new canon" bullshit

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>implying the current writers give a shit

>time travel
It's dead, Jim
Name 1 (ONE) single movie where time travel was handled correctly

Protip: You can't

>remember that guy from the movies
>y-you like that guy right
>look we brought him back!
>and we got Luke to talk from the off
>nostalgy and shit amirite
>pls watch star wars

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please don't post valkorion as an example of creativity.

he was the ruination of emperor vitiate's character, making him just another palpatine wannabe.

>kill fake sheev after not explaining anything about him, to surprise people
>"okay now here's real sheev again"

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I bought Skyrim thrice

Back to the Future

*autistic sheev scream*

I'm just tired of seeing it everywhere. How much longer can they milk this franchise? Even if it dies for half a decade, Disney will dig up the franchises grave and reboot the shit out of it.

The absolute DESPERATION of Jew Jew Abrahams

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Very few kids give a fuck about the new movies and you have to be an special kind of retard to like them as an adult
Disney killed the franchise in record time

That depends. It's a milieu movie, so of course it wouldn't have a focus on plot

nah it's actually good. Even if you dislike it, it's way better than the dogshit nu-starwars

>Fans will do a 180 on TLJ 5 years from now.
No they fucking wont

These movies are the definition of creative bankrupcy.

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What could've been...

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You win this round.

They did with Empire.

X-men Days of Future Past

Terminator counts?

I predict
>Palpatine actually has a working SUPER GIGA MEGA ULTRA DEATH STAR THAT CAN DESTROY SEVERAL UNIVERSES WITH ONE SHOT
>Rey guilt trips Kylo into helping her kill him in his own Throne room
>Palp falls down a shaft again because REFERENCE!
>Kylo dies redeemed

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Go back to fucking Yea Forums faggot

I'm going to see this just to see how desperately Disney tries to pull fans back in.

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no

Wouldn't know he was a fake sheev without the original being hinted at again

No one really knows anything and that's a good thing!

The final desecration of Return of the Jedi is complete. Now literally nothing was accomplished by the OT cast. Now even Sheev made it out fine.

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Back to the Future.

Fuck off George. Star wars was only saved by your wife and a shit ton of editing

If this new movie goes how I think it will, yes they will.

No he fucking can't.
Just because of memes doesn't change anything, the prequels are still worthless trash, and the sequels will remain worthless trash.

Star Wars fans are the biggest faggots in the entire universe.
Press [d] to dab on the bastards

Sorry, Darktroopers look stupid and stiff

>2019
>even remotely being interested in Star Wars anymore

How?

Why?

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Star Trek IV.

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never happened

It's weird how Disney never tried to approach Marcia Lucas to work on the sequel trilogy, was George's blacklisting that powerful?

so it's treason

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Fuck them for killing him off before we saw him actually do anything. I wanted to see the realized potential of Anakin through Luke

lol ok

Your face and dick look stupid and stiff fucking tasteless faggot.

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Even if they somehow bring luke back it's still a nonsensical mess that makes no sense and pushes retarded characters just for the sake of propaganda.
The movie is a pile of shit and if the movie is good it will make it look even worse in comparison.

The whole "oh people turned around on empire!" is a bunch of overdone bullshit damage control by disney and I can't believe you retards fell for it.
But then again you would have to be braindead to enjoy TLJ

>that fucking headline

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>Darth Thot
No thanks.

Now you can see it through Rey :)

i like the older content

>it was all a prank on Leia

>Siths don't have forceghosts.
Exar Kun faggots.

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>the new droid's name is fucking DIO

>it's still a nonsensical mess that makes no sense

Hasn't stopped people from praising the prequels recently.

Stormtroopers shoot him in a routine traffic stop.

Do you like the new content where the trudge old characters back and completely obliterate their character arcs in 4-5-6, like they have done with Han and Luke?

Sure, have your Mary Sue instead.

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Because TLJ was SO shit and generic even when it tried to "be bold" it made people fondly remember the dumb shit from the prequels.

Stop with this stupid meme, every movie is bad before the editing, thatls why this is called EDITING. Marcia saved nothing and she's the one who almost destroyed his life, fuck her and everyone who defends that whore.

I hope Rey fucking dies. To live in a world where Luke is fucking dead but she gets to live on with that stupid facial expression

this this this so much this
RLM laid it out perfectly that Star Wars only works if it’s a simple hero’s journey with Tie fighters and x wings. That is why the prequels (god they were so bad) and to a lesser extent tlj failed while the OT and TFA were cultural phenomenons.

>the prequels aren't that bad because of the nostalgia I have of them when I saw it as a kid
>disney is ruining the franchise that had 3 terrible movies in a row

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Suck my ass you droid loving nerf herder

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I know twi'lek being slut is in there culture, but is there a reason of why dressing like that? did she really wanted to fuck her 100 something years old Tusken friend?

boomer lando was the only good part of that trailer

Now we're gonna find out if all the people shitting on TLJ, calling SW dead and over will rush out and see this like the weak, limp-willed bitches of the media they are. If this film makes more than TLJ, the entire SW base is full of shit.

Me, I don't care. TLJ was terrible. Never paid to see it. Won't pay to watch this, either. I bet you, I FUCKING BET ALL OF YOU that all those hypocritical yt ecelebs will have reviews for this and help it make a over billion.

george please go

star wars was never good

Darth thot is a gorillion times better than sweaty nigger and sixhead mary sue who can't act and behaves like an autistic.

Originals is worthless trash aswell

>muh fanfiction

If you legitimately believe that the prequel trilogy are even competently made movies, let alone worthy sequels to one of the most well-known and beloved movie franchises of all time, you are beyond help.

Oh God you’re right.
>Rise of Skywalker shows that Star Wars belong to everyone, not just fat incel losers who hate strong women.

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>expanded universe

I'm very excited for all the threads this will generate and I get to lurk in.

; ^)

Can you link the vid?

>WE DON'T NEED YOU RACIST WHITE MAN
>WE DON'T NEED YOU TOXIC OLD NERDS
>OH GOD PLEASE HERE'S THE BAD GUY FROM THE OTHER MOVIES JUST PLEASE COME AND SEE EP 9!!!

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George pls, the prequels showed just how important her editing was.

The prequels are shit tho?
New movies are just as bad if not worse because instead or being a trainwreck for trying to do something original it's a trainwreck for stripping the soul out of the franchise

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Ironic.

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Oh God this reminds me of the old fraser memes, we should bring them back on her.

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That's a blessing user. There's nothing of value in the nu-wars. Not even the vehicles.

After white men, specifically white men, saved Captain Marvel after a promotional campaign where the lead actress directly insulted them and told them not to see the movie because it's not for them, I have no hope for Ep 9 failing. White nerds are content to accelerate their own destruction.

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>HURR DURR LOOKING AT YOUrSELF CAUSES PARADOX
No, that movie has no idea how time travel can possibly work.

Prisoner of Azkaban, among others. The trick is just making sure it's a closed loop and everything is fine.

I'd let her lick my lightsaber

no not at all.

How did she not fry her tongue there?

Literally full of shit

So many missed opportunities. I wish Star Wars movies had stayed dead

the biggest crime is what happened to star wars vidya. star wars games are some of the greatest games ever, and now all we have are a couple of shitty FPS, and one's a lootbox disaster.

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wtf is this lol?

blunder or not the movie is still gonna make a billion dollars minimum and that's the sad thing.

The Force Awakens was a cultural phenomenon in the same way that The Phantom Menace was.

Can't wait for another stellar performace from the actress of the decade.

audibly keked

Not porn. I checked.

As someone who usually gives the prequels a ton of shit, palpatine was based as fuck and made revenge of the sith for me.

>whiteoids being pathetic cucks
More news in 10.

>Galactic Battleground
>Bounty hunter
Man this was the shit as a kid

what games can make me feel like a powerful space wizard?

If Sheev appears and wastes the fag resistance and fag first order all would be forgiven

I still want a star wars game made by Arkane studio, as an immersive sims.

>Will be taking a short break
Kek, Disney knows they fucked up Star Wars is going on ice.

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Force Unleashed 1.

The movies were A-tier, and the games were B-tier. Now the movies are B-tier and the games don't exist. In fact, the movies became the games; fanfiction with shit side stories and prequels.

wrong. the prequels gave us good games and good lore. they are responsible for the pod racing game, clone wars era which spawned a lot of good stuff, the old republic era which spawned a lot of good stuff,etc.

disneywars gave us nothing but shit.

>ywn play KOTOR for the first time again
youtube.com/watch?v=jSKvMyruPTA

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If people like i I might. They did switch writers, right? So at least there's some hope it wont be a travesty like The Last Jedi was.

There was only one friend who's into Star Wars a lot more than me who I would go watch the movies with. But after TLJ and Rogue One he's done with it and not watching the 9th episode at least while in theaters. So now I have no reason to watch it

She did, that's why a bunch of steam/smoke puffs up when she licks it. She's just insane.

>gotta chase RLM manchild kind
They do nothing but shit on the series, what are you talking about?

I still play Galactic Battlegrounds to this day and Empire at War, the fucking editor in Galactic battlegrounds is so fun for me.

The prequels were shit. However at least they gave us droids, clones, vehicles, and a plethora of games. That's why it's still remembered and embraced while the new movies don't have anything. It's why it will never be remembered or enjoyed years later.

What about Rian's supposedly amazing trilogy?

I won't spend a dime on any Disney Star Wars product. I never even saw TFA or The Last Cuckold.

She's going to go back in time and give birth to Anakin. In the end she was just there to pump out a baby as all women should.

>it was all a dream

that is an insult to the games themselves since kotor is easily better than the new trilogy.

>jewtlyn cucknedy beta orbiter's creation
>amazing
shiggy
I cannot wait for Mando movie to crash and burn too.

sorry emperor

primer

I will but I'll use the points I save up from watching other movies in the theater so that I don't actually pay for the ticket. I wouldn't give this movie any money if I was held at gunpoint by the mouse himself.