Zoomer thread

name the game and if i own it or it's cheap ill fucking throttle you in it, zoomer bitch.

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>zoomer
>dumb frog poster
Why am I not surprised

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terrible

post yfw OP banned for underage

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>zoomers don't know that trolling is and art

Easy mode of video games are at least one of the best way to get in touch with the guy who was the guy who clearly stated that I would be able to get it to be over with my husband and get back to you on that one cancer in his facility in my team and I'm still waiting for the bus to be in troubles posting for the Jews in the end of this month if you're still looking at this one is which allow me to do anything

I'm finally old enough to understand why boomers like turn based games.

kind of cringe dude
t. 23 year old zoomer-boomer hybrid.

This board is terrible.

Post the year you were born to trigger Boomers.
1999 here.

that gif only works out of context

as long as it's not a JRPG.
that's a step below turn based.

1997

what do you expect to happen when it became acceptable to come here from Reddit.

subtle

1285

2000.

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That's why oldschool quake players are at the top of every fps league right?

I... what FPS leagues? there aren't any FPS games with leagues on the market underageb8. besides counter strike and that's way too slow for quake pros.
yes 1.6 pros still play I know one that knocked up your mom.

the only other games that have leagues are mobas

Being born in the late 90s barely triggers boomers anymore like it did a few years ago. Now the whipping boy mantle has been passed on to early 2000s kids, and they're going to have to wait for kids born in like 2005 to start posting here before they get some respect

imagine being a boomer and having your only source of pride be living vicariously through video game players of dead video games

is that bumbling because you realized there isn't a single FPS game with a pro league that isn't a moba?

you need to get with the times.
being born in the late 90s but acting like you're an old boomer gets twitch kiddies so fucking mad lmao.

There are plenty of FPS games with leagues. You're the one pulling all these identifiers out of your ass so that you can be right. Yes, boomer, there are no arena fps leagues, but I didn't say that did i? I said FPS.
Your emotional state hasn't aged since childhood has it? Sad.

you're trying really fucking hard not to name Overwatch but it's what you're thinking of.

also Shroud has better aim than any OW pro and he's not even the best CS player.
watch better Zoomer content.

Imagine being proud of playing the mcdonalds of video games

You are a boomer, you old fuck. Start a family or die

>kids who were 13 when overwatch released are now 16 and have nostalgia for it
all the shilling makes sense. blizzard doesn't have to hire marketers they have a whole army of retarded LGBT kids.

1999 bab here. If they make the WC3 campaign easier in Reforged I'll fucking kill someone.

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2000

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1996 here
it's nice looking 15 yet having the financial freedom of an adult. early 20s are the best.
a shame you're going to squander your youth by using social media and getting findommed.

enjoy high school, when I was still in it they made all the new kids take 1 extra hour of class each day LMAO.
ahahaha fuck I really did barely catch the last of the good years.

2001

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2000

>mfw I'm a boomer and im fucking some chick born after 9/11
feels like I should be in a van but Christ the girls fresh out of high school are so easy. They're so used to zoomer omegas that even being a failed alpha works.

>Yes, boomer, there are no arena fps leagues
Yes there are.

don't tell him that, he'll have to log on his dad's Reddit account to ask the hive mind what the proper response should be.

>Zoomer
>not being the casuals ones
>doesn't rely on easy mode

Are you fucking retarded?

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yes. they are that retarded.

Keep crying for an easy mode on Sekiro, boomer

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>born in late 90s
>can only relate to bottom
yeah that confirms it. zoomers are actually 2006+I

Why are boomers triggered by zoomers existing?

>posted from my Sekiro Cheat Engine
heh...pathetic....
bet you didn't even use the bell demon. that's turning easy mode OFF.

This was some good bait op, you caught a lot of fish I see.

why do zoomers get trolled by "boomers" that are actually just 4 years older than them and bullied them in high school.

clips.twitch.tv/VictoriousLovelyMangoTBTacoLeft

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OP was the fish all along buddy.
Yea Forums is just a big lake for people like me. *sip*

95

Cope
I'm 18 and just beat SSI
Go pick up the kids from school gramps

I've literally never met a Zoomer who was good at video games.

Uhhhhhh I had sex before you guys and you guys have more than 10 years on me lmfaoooooo

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Zoomers are the ones playing easy, shit games.

Zoomers would cry tears of blood if they played Hagane, Super Ghost n goblins, Battletoads,Contra, Zelda 2,Metal Slug,DK Country,etc...

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1982

Bien joué.

Your dad fucking your ass every night doesn't count.

Theres 15 year olds qualifying for the fortnite World Cup that could win millions of dollars. They are objectively better at video games than you are

They are good at watching streamers and then saying they finished it themselves. My nephews do this all the time, I'm deeply ashamed of them.

ITT: Underage b%

You forget that only children play Fortnite, we don't give a fuck about it.

>tfw nice job, gf, my own place, and a decent car
>tfw you don't give a fuck about childish video games
>tfw you care to play you still top scoreboards
>tfw almost 30

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Imagine thinking about a man fucking another man. You got issues.

Dude it’s the most popular game in the world right now. Tons of people play it from all ages. Zoomers are just vocal about it

Then tell that boomer who was saying there weren't

and I have a few million dollars on you.

gay sex honestly doesn't count anymore.
no your "girl"friend isn't a real girl.

also JoJo is a boomer anime. I'm starting to doubt the legitimacy of this post.

I've never know anyone who played it beside younger members of my family, my friends have never touched it either but their kids love it.

2001 one of my favorite series is skylanders

watch your mouth zoomie, don't want to get thrown into a re-education camp for your issues.

>x - report toxic behavior
gets me every time

can't wait to see these dumb zoomies complaining about how bad life is in a few years.

too bad you were too young to put any money into Bitcoin or the stock market.

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It's cool dude, they invested it in streamers, I'm sure they will get a return on that one day.

it's funny until you realize these "people" think it's okay to use Toxic in every day conversation.

being around zoomers is the worst. at least my co workers on the same level as me are cool.

fuck'm. Advanced boomers don't care, just chew through your day knowing kids'll never have it as good as we did.

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imagine being a zoomer in a western country
lmao feels good being old aka white

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oh my god ahahaha
they could have been securing their future with their mom's credit cards.
Samuel Hyde is loaded now because he went into credit card debt buying Bitcoin around 2013. they could've all followed the dream but they gave it all to streamers and Jeff Bezos.

fucking lol.

what a horrendous zoomerjak edit
kys my man

t. brown zoomer

looks like someone's iffy-uh

Nigger

I was born in 92 and feel like neither a boomer or zoomer. I was playing SNES, 64, Gameboy Color and GameCube as a kid, not an NES.

>too bad you were too young to put any money into Bitcoin or the stock market.
I could have gotten so much Bitcoin for free in the early days. Why didn't I listen?

baka bruh I thought the racism was just a joke mayne don't tell me yalls some old white folk for real

I wish
I'm playing Megaman Battle Network right now and I keep getting fucked. Currently in that part where you jack into a traffic light and put some batteries inside shit. I keep getting my ass kicked by fodder viruses. I don't know if it's because I'm using Keyboard controls or I'm just that bad

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Is 1998 Z or Y
Asking for a friend

95 is either the first year of zoomer or the last year of boomer depending on who you talk to

the only reason I got into it is because of missing out on the 2013 run. I thought it was over in 2014/15. Next halving is in 2020.
stocks are still looking nice too but I'm waiting for the big crash.

98 here :)

gonna buy a house once the house prices crash
just hurry up with brexit

1v1 me fag

1998, but I grew up on a diet of classic mid to late 90s and PS2 games in the 2000s. Wasn't allowed to play 7th gen games, they were "too realistic, brutal".

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Zoomer

98

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Fucking this seriously. Zoomers are literally the fucking worst generation and everyone knows this. Literally every single one is a commie fuck who loves SJW shit and wears rainbow flags regularly. We are the last non-Marxist generation. Degen Z can, will, and should not ever be fixed. They hate everything old and love everything new. They are eternal goyim.

Waialae Country Club True Golf Classics

GAAAAAY

>zoomies think this triggers us
Enjoy being poor after spending your life savings on lootboxes and Amazon. Your generation is 100% goyim forever. Now give more of your money to AOC's campaign

You do realise every generation says this about the generation after it right?

I've been playing games since before you were born, much harder games, what makes you think you got dick on us you fucking frog?

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>mfw I'm voting yang 2020 to lock zoomers into an eternal consumer-debt cycle with no escape

shouldn't have taken my chug jug, kid.

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>mass replying
SEEEETHING ALZHEIMER'S-KUN

2000

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I'm voting for Bernie Sanders. Sorry not sorry

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>tfw early zoomer, but experienced boomer culture thanks to my older cousins

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98

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this is objectively the best way.
I was always the youngest of my peers. now I feel old as fuck around people roughly my age.

2000 is the most based year of birth

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>all the greatest MMOs ever crafted were dead by the time you were 9
nah

>2000ers actually believe this

1998 chads unite

mfw those born in 2000 are 19 right now

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Gittem Pa'

anyone born after 1993 is eternally underage and nobody can convince me otherwise

Actually I'm still 18. 19 next month.

I was born in 97 and mainly experienced boomer culture together with my older brother, since we only had a few years age gap. I have another sibling from the tail end of the early 2000s, who completely missed out on 2001-2006 kid stuff unlike myself

>english dub fag is terrible at the game
LMAOOOO

FFXIV is alive and well brethren

>tfw i keep dating 20 year olds as I hurtle through my late 30s.

still waiting to get called out on it

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fuck I forgot English voices even existed in Sekiro
the zoom is real

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>in my late 20s
>look 16 at most
>mfw walking into a college bar
getting ID checked sucks sure but damn nobody thinks twice about you picking up an 18 year old

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>implying real boomers dont always pick the dub after a decade of having no other choice but dub

>post 9/11 girls will be on pornhub soon

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this is sad. not that FFXIV is a bad game, but the context behind this post.

you really missed out.

now you get why porn is degenerate. it's just warming you up for CP.

FFXIV is literally the best mmo ever made
sorry you're a 30 year old curmudgeon who can't appreciate anything new

lol there's queues. it's not really an MMO, closer to DotA if anything.

the social aspect has been removed entirely. not surprising since you kids have zero social skills.

You would cry your eyes out if you had to beat some NES games.

That's weird. I have tons of friends in the game. Maybe you're just anti social?

NES? like super mario world?
I beat that on my phone bruh...
bruh moment.

Its just another WoW clone, MMOs used to have quite a variety from SW Galaxies to Planetside to City of Heroes, now the only shit left are WoW. its clones and Korea MMO garbage that was never good

nyaa~ user your spiney cat cock tastes so good nyaa!

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25 year old boomer here
Im losing interest in games. I didnt play anything for 6 months now. Maybe a round of dota auto chess or two

And imso fucking happy about that. Holy shit are games fucking boring and absolute cringe shit nowadays.

Have fun zoomers, cause its the best time for the worst games

baste and obscuregamesonly pilled

1998

the first 3 months of 2019 have been better than the previous decade combined

Isnt it literally normal?
Im 26 and get girls from 16-19 without problems
They like real men anyway. We re godwoken compared to their zoomer counterparts

It'll happen to you too, kids. Enjoy it while it lasts because before you know it you'll be nearing 30, balding, and wondering where it all went.

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it's the new normal I guess.
all you have to do is not be a retard and know just enough about zoomer culture and bam, she's on your couch watching twitch streamers the night after you bring her home.

How so? The only game i half way enjoyed was divinity 1 and 2 with my cousin the past years.
What new shit came out recently that isnt a rerelease of whatever copy cated game?

fellow zoomer, you can fight it with diet and exercise. Don't be a sad boomer, be a chad dad boomer

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Sekiro is pretty good

>and bam, she's on your couch watching twitch streamers the night after you bring her home.

Kekd

Literally not a single good game has been released since 2008.

>what game even came out that fits my completely arbitrary conditions that I can just make up to counter any game you name?

>blocks your path

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us 97-98 bros are directly in the middle of zoomer/boomer culture. feels pretty nice

I wish I was joking but it's to the point where I use it as my "background TV" noise too.

fuck paying for cable anyway.

>started browsing Yea Forums in 7th grade because of rage comics
>in late college now

feels weird

2001 here give me up votes

but im a boomer and still play on the hardest difficulty a game has

Zoomers are truly doomed.
So many go office jobs in hope they can browse instagram that get paid shit and are soon doomed to the street because they are literally replaced by either pajeet across the shitting street or by a scripted calculator ai doing his job.
How can you willingly destroy your own future so early

>T. tradesman earning 47 an hour

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im shitposting from work right now