Who's you're favorite Soulsborne NPC?
Who's you're favorite Soulsborne NPC?
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My wife
No contest
/thread, win, upvoted, dsfargeg and based
Reddit incarnate
Praise le sun xDD
Le jolly cooperation :DDDD
Gehrman
Old King Doran.
WAIFU IN BLACK
SHE’S GOT WHAT IT TAKES
Domnhall
SO WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE?
Best girl coming through
Maneater Mildred is my Souls waifu.
Sirris is underrated desu
A HOONTAH
Old and busted
probably vendrick
why are crazy bitches so hot
HOW'S IT FEEEEEL, SEATH?
You are GMILF
TO BE A MMMBITCH
Laurentius, top lad
I need to make his death cry my phone's alert sound.
>MMMBITCH
I can hear it.
Are there any irl girls with this body type?
I like yanderes. If I ever get murdered by a woman, I want it to be because she loves me
I don't get it.
t. only played about 20 mins of DS3, DeS, and the first 3 bosses of Bloodborne.
can we get these two too kiss?
Even if you didn't play das1 I'm sure this is still pretty amusing.
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Now and forever
Alva
>got witch pussy
>had cute daughter
>really good medium armor set
>loved and protecc his wife till the end
Alfred from BB. His blood crazed rant after he smashes Annalise into plump is magnificent.
onionbro obviously
Wasn't he gay for that one impossible boss?
Just a big fan.
Stockpile Thomas.
Yes. He's easier if you dash through the skulls AMD learn the timing for the plunging attack he does. Also when he starts charging for that barrier that deflects bullets you can get behind him and visceral to cancel it, making the ladder half of the fight easier because you can just shoot him during his start ups. He is a mother fucker though.
>a big fan
A man of taste I see.
Basado.
Where is her bush?
Most girls in the middle ages actually removed their pubic hair using wax and flame.
No, just prostitutes, and even then it wasn't "most"
I really liked Priscilla a lot.
yes girls who squad and eat
People here were screaming this shit before we were infested beyond hope.
Literal contrarian cycle
I listened to Quelana talk for an inordinate amount of time because I liked her voice so much.
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for some reason Chloanne does it for me
Ornifex
the Manletbane of Ashina
slayer of shortfags
destroyer of dwarfs
ganker of gnomes
the one and only
6'0 Man in Japan
DeS: Stockpile Thomas, Maiden in Black, Sage Freke, Patches
DkS: Darkmoon Fire Keeper, Laurentius, Quelana, Patches
DkS2: Lucatiel, Straid, Ornifex
Bloodborne: Arianna, Valtr, Patches
DkS3: Hawkwood, Yuria, Eygon
Sekiro: Isshin, Kuro, Hanbei
>file too large for 4chins
Must be the big ass tits.
i love this guy's voice and look
this
>soulsborne
Shanalotte and Quelana are best girls
Aldia and Sulyvahn did nothing wrong
Alva and Zullie deserved better
The Ivory King was a Chad.
Thousest!?
Can she get some love?
I can't believe the Ashen One NTR'd so many characters.
Either Frampt or Santa claus
why was that video so quotable? Wish they made one for das2 tho.
The ultimate jobber
Pretty much everyone is in love with imposter iosefka
If I remember correctly, he doesn't like how DS2 went, so I don't see him doing one.
That's Irina, but you're right that I want to stick my dick in both Iosefkas
This guy. He looks like he just starred in his own game and came to Yharnum to tell you all about it. His uniform is tight too - it looks pre-WW1 but I’m not positive on what influenced the design.
I feel angry.They were perfect for each other.
>Getting cucked by cthulhu.
Choose an intellectual.
I hate the word "soulsborne" so much.
>it looks pre-WW1 but I’m not positive on what
Eygon even kills himself later.
Yurie is a good girl. Have any more art of her?
>had cute daughter
Who was it?
Someone need to stop Miyazaki.
>reading a book with a blindfold
What about metroidvania?
Patches, Gael, or Elfried
It's heavily implied that Karla is related to Alva and Zullie in some way, and a lot of evidence points to her being their daughter.
Just think of anime characters who always have their eyes closed, same principle.
no question
But of course.
>Not using your eyes on the inside to read.
I like Vilhem because of his badass voice and the idea that he was one of the Fallen Knights.
she looks like she has AID's and probably does
such purity
she is perfect and pure. Fuck you.
the bucket helmet's most likely inspired by ned kelly/solaire callback
Looks more German to me. Before they started wearing grey anyway.
Very nice. Best invasion partner. Wish there was a way to reason with her.
yeah its also pretty shit as well, it's just why combine both words if they are already pretty similar? assettocorsaturismolike, daganpartylike, just call them by their base genre or something. the only shitty descriptor i can stand is maybe roguelike and even then most people dont even know that rogue is a game, and not a descriptor i dont know bros i have fucking autism
Perfection.
people have fun making up silly names for things they like! Try not to be bitter about it, join in on the fun and live a happier and healthier life!
Gwyndolin by far, not even in a muh dick sort of way, he's just legitimately compelling a character.
Muh dick is just a bonus but it doesn't influence my decision, promise
It's Lautrec but with a more sincere drive. He still acts like an asshole, but fuck with his ward and he'll push your shit in.
>Best invasion partner.
Indeed. She's one of the only NPC's in the game with maxed out stats. It's also curious what a Choir scholar was doing at Byrgenwerth.
Max stats, but +7 equipment, iirc.
I wonder if she'd be able to kill the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst if she had max level equipment.
>Cop-killing armor clad gang leader of the old down under
Never knew about this guy. I always forget that Australia did wacky cowboy shit too.
She always seems so still and uptight. She ought to get out of the chair and move around a bit sort’ve like the fire keepers/doll. She sort’ve just sits there like an Oblivion NPC.
She's doing her best.
sauce?
Don't make me pick just one.
The rat king
Ahem
Fuck Humans
And fuck their kings
>ywn get an emerald shower
Simon or Valtyr I cant decide
Fucking newfag
You dirty waifuing rats.
The only acceptable answer is patches.
I bet its a swamp down there
SELLSWORD
LUET
Each subsequent playthroughs I find myself more in awe of this lad. It was funny as shit seeing him the first time but as I dove deeper into ng+'s he just kept turning cooler and cooler. Shame being you actually have to summon him.
This mysterious gentleman.
C___ f___
Can you even kill her?
Best bro, no contest.
Two shields?!
>sold his swords to buy two massive shields
>gets called Sellsword as a joke and it sticks
Deepest lore.
I killed Patches in every game
Whacha finna do about it faggot
Are you a Cleric?
Doesn't mean shit. He still survived till the end of the world. Every other npc died.
yeah you get the highest faith scaling chime from her
MUST HOONT
I always liked Ashen Knight Boyd
I don't like that chime too much becaue rose of ariandel casts miracles and is a very good weapon
I ended up using it just to cast DMB on an anri sword
Don't even know why, I just love this dude's animations.
only good post ITT
Show me thine strength and the strength of thine resolve!
Bro you're fat as fuck
Are you ellergic to exercise?
this nigga
He deserved it. Too bad he wasn't in Sekiro, I'd kill him there too
What was his fucking problem?
Hawkeye Gough
>looks fucking badass
>can 360 noscope kalameet without actually SEEING shit
>accepts his retirement and confinement since he can just chill and carve archtrees
>is incredibly wise
>literally the only character who had to do with Gwyn that doesn't tell you to throw yourself into the fire or that judges you based on your race or affiliation
>he only says "Live thy live as thou see fit" and wishes you luck in your endeavors
>if you dare piss him off he fucking smashes you with wrestling moves
fuck off vaati
imagine being this bitter
But it's true.
His waifu is complete fucking psych and commands him to kill other women at random.
>Karla is related to Alva and Zullie
Dark Souls 2 doesn't exist
Laurentius.
"I lived a petty rat, but would rather not die as one."
But they're in DaS3.
What a nice guy.
I find it cool that Alva's armor is in DaS3. It looks great, literally the only thing about DaS2 that is actually good
biorr. father of all best bro NPCs in the series. you'll find his traits in solaire, onion bros, and benhart.
HOW CAN A DEMON STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A BONAFIDED KNIGHT, GAHAHAHA
this guys' voice is unforgettable
>not enough for yooooou? well let's not be greedy now :)
that doesn't exist either
What even happened to him?
Spic
Just something about his voice
>female genichiro
probably died of old age or something since he is never mentioned, the giant in dark souls 3 that uses his bow could be a descendant
I love Lautrec of Carim. He is the embodiment of Dark Souls.
>seduced by a dark serpent or no, oolacile brought the abyss upon themselves
>one's demise is ALWAYS one's own making
gough knew how to keep it real.
>she doesn't get naked when she is about to lose
i wish she was female gen
cute
Imagine if all the npcs were black
>what good is a dog? with no hares to hunt
nigger there's fucktons of dragons everywhere in dark souls games you didn't finish your fookin job
>warns you of the dark nature of her arts and advises you not to learn them, pointing you to a different magic practitioner instead
she's so sweet
Then nobody would play these games
the stone cold walkout through the fog gate is one of the hypest moments in the souls franchise
Gough and Quelaag's Sister in DaS
Micolash and Valtr in Bloodborne, though Micolash's technically not an npc
New York Souls
ay CU, tell me how come i never made it to anor londo
Most of them wear armor and helmets anyway so it doesn't matter
>cute black girl in the hub always waiting for my return
Ok now i want it
>Detroit Souls
>Most of them wear armor and helmets anyway so it doesn't matter
You can't hide the nigger voice
But she is so smelly and used goods
Vengarl
>he doesn't know
Come to think of it, there's just Maughlin, isn't there?
>Gets given a fancy helmet by his king
>Little douchebags think he's a stupid giant so they prank him by filling the visor with wax
>Loves his liege so much he doesn't even bother to take the helm off to clean it
Also let's not forget
>Fights dragons without lightning
Gough is wonderful.
That pot guy who turned into a carp is not Patches if anything
those were wyverns you fuck
Why did she have to be in a shitty game, bros?
I want her to throw me onto the floor and sit on my face
God, I want to fuck false Iosefka so badly
Sorry, but this is the best bro by miles
DeS: Patches
DS1: Patches
DS2: Pete
DS3: Patches
Bloodborne: Spider Patches
Seikero: ???
>Now watch, and see how Gough fights dragons.
>Exhilaration, pride, hatred, rage... The dragons teased out our dearest emotions.
PATE
パッチす
>he didn't find Patchichiro
Aldia was a cool guy
EyePatches
I don't much agree with what he tried to do and be in concept but they really nailed his voice. Aldia was a cool character, he deserved a better boss fight.
*Equips silence ring* *Thows 30 dungballs*
Stinky dumb giant
She wasn't though
You are all traitors. Have you forgotten who you serve?
...
I use that bitch just to save my bro Solaire everytime, I don't care about her
>Dan Kim
Indiana Jones looks like he needs some water.
sauce?
Heretic! Do not hurt Our Fair Lady's feelings like so.
My wife, of course.
Whatever happened with him
No I don't think she needs it
Missed opportunity to not have a fully fledged boss fight against him where he fires his bow at you and does wrestling moves if you get close. Still gangster as fuck though.
that's Mildred
your fair lady is a gross demonspawn who slurps "pus" from other men
Bummer she doesn't have that parrying short rapierI don't know if thats what you call it. Looks cool.
Dan was buddies with moot, so when moot quit he quit too.
>the BotC is fucking her silly right now
I wish they had her doled out in tinier bits than chunks. Have her be summonable, and then you see her at a bonfire and will merely give you a radiant lifegem or two, then slowly she talks to you more. As it is now, it's
>Leave me be, I don't know you.
>*talk again*
>Oh, here's a large part of my life story
My Bearer was female so this pleases me.
>basically emerald herald
Be honest, did you trust him on your first playthrough?
>him
Isn't it a granny?
Oi, a lotta swell folk 'round here.
So how bout it?
Anyone up for some deals?
WHEEL AND DEAL
>Not impregnating Shanalotte with your 99 str cock
It is her
No. I let him live though. Then my heart broke when I fell for the beggar trick first time around too.
Such a swell dude
Literally a beta orbiter but his armor is neat
10/10 guy.
>Lady gives you a sick ass sword and leaves you for an old bird man
>Follow her and defend her with the same sword
Is there a bigger waifufag in Souls?
>you have to kill him to get his armor
Fucking hate that shit same with Ciaran
>warns you about the dark nature of her arts
You mean that they suck and do no damage?
W H E E L
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DEAL
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>Gavlan was the secret co-founder of the Executioners
>kill him in the corvian village
>Friede just dump his corpse in the shitpile under the chapel like fucking hot trash
She is cold as shit
Why wouldn't I trust him? He did nothing wrong.
Does this prove Yuria is a better waifu than her sister
Isn't she a giant though
you what
>cursed weapon
>firestorm
>soulsucker (literally instakills any non-boss enemy)
No she is not
Holy shit. I never realized one was all black and the other was all white/gray. I wonder what parallel they were trying to make.
She's a little bit taller than the AO
Those characters have no relation in the game.
Man of culture.
>Fireball sucks and does no damage
H-hello. I don't b-b-b-b-believe we met yet-t-t-t.
SO THICK
Everyone is taller than Ashen One. He's a manlet.
Shes not really a cannibal, she's just waiting for a man to tame her.
>doesnt need to talk
>you know about him only by his armor desc
>wrecks the house even in ng+++
Alongside Jester Thomas he is my favorite white phantom
ShindoL.
The ending bit is one of the good vanilla ShindoL ones, but the rest is what you'd expect.
And that dude is just as tall as the Ashen one.
Sorry I was thinking of the witch from DS3
My bad
>Why not both.jpg
She doesn't even teach fireball
Probably Shanalotte.
this qt and his brother
Vendrick
The most humble King, but he wasn't always that way and he is equally flawed as well. He took a lot of wrong turns in life to become the man in the memory, and for him it took death to understand what it meant to be a true ruler, yet he was perfectly willing to share his wisdom with the player. Out of all the kings in Souls he shows the most humility. You can really hear him start to bond with you near the end of the game.
Really? Shit, for how strong it was, I swore it had to be her.
I'm sorry, what she teaches is Ignite. Which is much stronger than Fireball and makes Black Flame look like a its retarded negro cousin.
motherfucker the entire female gender is psycho
So about those boss weapons...
I need this in my life
DEMON ON THE ROOF!
Was he? I don't remember if he inherently does something bad later. This is the church guy in BB right?
You can trust a man who wears a pants on head he's open about his sanity, it's those who wear on their legs you got to watch out for
>Iron "Fuck Giants" Tarkas
Well said. Ivory King was the coolest one, but Vendrick was the most human.
Bear, seek seek lest.
Too bad he's not good with heights.
Ain't nobody good with heights brah. If you got blood in you gravity will always fuck you over.
i like the welsh guy with the horns
he's a nice guy and he sells interesting stuff
All his writing, everything about Vendrick, Nashandra, Drummond, just fucking gold. Shame about the execution of the game itself.
Think he man she looks cool but is actually a jobber
Hard to balance yourself when your dicks so big.
i did. killed him before NG+ for his rune though.
Holy fucking shitballs you're right
the lad
*ahem*
FUCK CAINHURST
FUCK VILEBLOODS
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
FUCK JANNIES
Don't we all?
I fucking love his voice as well.
Leonhard's the Lautrec of DS3, dummy.
Eygon's the Garl of DS3.
Firekeeper from Dark Souls 3, not only is she properly barefoot the whole game, but you canonically bully her with your feet in absolute darkness for eternity.
Larry, tied with Onionbro.
This is the best Dark Souls NPC by fuckign miles. God I love this motherfucker
FROM the same game.
Is there a SINGLE character in Soulsbornekiro Corefield that comes close to the Chad levels of the Ivory King?
My man
I was quite surprised at how much of the shaft he got in DSIII. I mean jesus fucking christ he's being eaten alive and puppeted around. Really one of the more morbid moments across the Soulsborne series.
I like Artorias, but I also like his wife.
The biggest insult is how bad they made his bow
The one NPC I will never kill.
>*succumbs to beasthood*
lmao
All for the sake of protecting his daughter
No fucking way, does she really do that? That's so cruel.
not bad but brown eyes look beset on brown skin
>Muh dick ... doesn't influence my decision
What about his dick?
Again, I try to be as fair as possible when judging how interesting a character is regardless of such preferences, the only thing his dick influences is how hard mine gets
Based Straid
>This trap got a GF before I did.
Who was it?
The person he has dreams of while slowly dying
>You will never make Mischling babbys with Priscilla
I don't think Gwyndolin was Priscilla's lover. It's greatly hinted that it was that human pyromancer in the Ariandel DLC. Though maybe Priscilla's a slut.
Raime the Fume Knight?
>gwyndolin and priscilla romping around abandoned anor londo like teenagers after CU fucks off with the lord vessel
cute, unless prissy's gwynevere/seath's kid. but what's a pantheon/royal bloodline without some inbreeding
Well there's certainly also a firmly established connection between Priscilla and Gwyndolin, the Lifehunt Scythe is Priscilla's signature power and Aldrich can tap into it through perceiving Gwyndolin's dying dreams. I think it makes for a sweet story too, two unwanted abominations finding love in a ruined city and conceiving a daughter. It really gives Gwyndolin some character growth, too.
>Nadalia never let Raime tap that
>seize power un just a couple of years
>fucks with everybody
Now that I think on it,
>Aldrich dreamt as he slowly devoured the God of the Darkmoon. In this dream, he perceived the form of a young, pale girl in hiding.
Yeah, your scenario makes sense. After shit calms down due to Chosen Undead's antics in Lordran, Gwyndolin comes out of hiding and ventures into the painting. He finds Priscilla.
>Lets anyone peek up her skirt
>Not a slut
>that grab attack when she kisses you
L-lewd
Eternally based.
/our man/ Sulyvahn dabbing on the gods and fucking their hot descendants
The best and most honorable old fart
Forgot pic
>The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick…
She's so beautiful
>most honorable
He was a dirty pervert who waifufagged Maria and maybe fugged Kos (or some say Kosm)
>If Sculptor doesn't shut the fuck up...
She's flawless.
Emma the flawless.
Very pretty woman.
>Gwyndolin starts off as some self-hating deformed cripple with no confidence spending all his days hiding in the dark, protecting his neglectful father's tomb and sustaining an illusion of a radiant city ruled by his much more regal and divine-looking sister. He despite being the least loved child he cares for nothing other than protecting his legacy and to hunt down anybody who might dishonor his image.
>Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of years, stuck like this in a dead city.
>feel particularly lonely one day, goes to visit the prisoner of the cathedral painting, she's an unwanted abomination in the eyes of the world, just like he is.
>time passes, love blooms, daughter is born. Priscilla disappears for one reason or another. Gwyndolin's self-image starts to improve a little, but he still sees himself as weak and unworthy, and so decides to "help" his daughter, who is already sickly and weak like him, by giving her a far better father figure, one of a kind and powerful and generous kind who did great deeds. And instead, puts himself as "just" her big brother.
>watches his father's city be deseccrated by filth and Dark, and yet still chooses to accept it all and sacrifice himself for the sake of guaranteeing some degree of safety for Yorshka as Sulyvahn's hostage.
>his final barely conscious thoughts are of Priscilla.
>Gets eaten alive ass first
What did Miyazaki mean by this?
Aldrich wanted to eat that trap ass
I wish he invented a better status because there's nothing more worthless than frost (besides toxic but that doesn't count)
Frost ia great in PvE though
Yuria makes my dick harder than it should be possible
oof
Why was he such a dick?
>tfw harem ending
>ywn have a threesome with Yuria and Elfriede
I haven't tried it yet. The only status I've used was blood because pretty much every boss is weak to it.
From what I remember, it makes them attack a lot less
I want to go balls deep inside of Yuria
Bump
That's Shanalotte
>soulsborne
>demons souls
>dark souls
>dark souls 2
>bloodborne
>dark souls 3
>sekiro
Why not just call it souls-like?
Shanalotte
>welcome home, ashen one
>dark souls 2 fans are into drinking piss
Yeah that checks out
>he wouldn't drink the emerald heralds estus
gay
>not making her drink your piss
Beta
I'd rather have her drink my semen
Demon's Souls is filled with unforgettable classics like The Maiden in Black, The Monumental, Stockpile Thomas, Biorr, Saint Urbain and Sage Freke, Patches, etc. It's too hard to pick an outright favorite among them.
The Crestfallen Warrior is my favorite in Dark Souls 1, and for 2, Vengarl, Straid, and Aldia are miles above the rest and genuinely great. No one in 3 really stood out enough, and Micolash, Gehrman, and the Doll are the best in Bloodborne.
Then we get into genre war shitposting with salt and sanctuary, hollow knight and dead cells. The threads become fucking unreadable like all roguelike threads are. Every fucking roguelike thread is a 300 post argument about the definition of roguelike when nobody should fucking care. Genres are a shitty concept anyways.
That goes in the lower receptacle.
His voice is so fucking smooth. By far best NPC, none even come close.
Does that work on bosses?
man it's this guy and Laurentius for me, those two always made you feel like they genuinely cares about you.
>Such a bro that he only invades you if you go to a specific spot that you'd only ever end up at to summon him.
>Such a bro that he lets you summon him in one of the worst areas of the game.
>Such a bro that you can summon him to help you kill him.
>Clearly solo'd Fume Knight.
>Gives you the best emote in the game even if you don't kill him.
MY. GUY.
Fear not the dark my friend, and let the feast begin
He got through Sen's Fortress, so he probably didn't fall. He likely got swarmed by Painting Guardians and riposted and backstabbed to death.
I love how youre just standing idle next to them trying to invade or just chilling and they mumble those phrases repeatedly.
literally same species
He truly was the only being in the game who really wants to help people out.
Lesser species. Dragons buttfuck you from monday to sunday so hard you become the God of rolling whenever you defeat one. Wyverns just "exist" and they sometimes breath fire.
ah yes the waifu they used to sell this broken shit
yeah some areas in dark souls 1 and 3 are daytime and others are night time.
the idea is that you assume time is going forward, weather is changing, etc, from is too retarded to implement dynamic weather so they separate them by area.
Anyone have the Bloodborne artbook?
Ornifex
The thing being pointed out in that image is the main jarring inconsistency with DS2 is that the geography doesn't makes sense at all i.e See tower in the distances, go through small tunnel into new zone, tower is gone
It's not about time changing. It's about how the castle somehow disappears.
treat elderly with care
Aldrich can use the scythe even with Vow of Silence active, and since Sulyvahn came from the Painted World and knows how to use dolls as keys, Aldrich probably has the real scythe. Gwyndolin was effectively the last guard of the Painted World, so he'd naturally know about Priscilla. Also, it'd be weird for him to take her as a wife when he left her miserable in the hellhole that was the painting for ages and apparently did nothing for her in DS 3 (Yorshka doesn't even mention having a mother, nor is there any sign of Priscilla outside of the painting period).
RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD
I never got past the capra demon in ds1.
Sulyvahn should have been the final boss or penultimate final boss. He was way too cool and based, both in the story and the plot, to not have one of those roles.
Everyone in Dark Souls is, they just call themselves the greatest people ever if they win their self-glorifying wars and conquer places/destroy their closest competition and/or the dudes doing nothing that they'd look strong for killing.
Reminder that I’m the only one who’s figured out Leonhard’s secret lore
>waifufagged Maria
It's alright, she liked it as well. that little slut
>be from r*ddit
>be bitter retard
>do not praise sun
>attempt to shittalk your own worthless homeland in an attempt to shill your subhuman opinion that literally no one agrees with
go home and die.
PM me, I promise not to tell.
I thought she was a Shard of Manus.
>right down the-
>YEP ._.
>right down the road!
>RIGHT DOWN BYE BYE
She says she's a child of dark
>You can summon Tsorig to fight Tsorig
Do you have a clip of that? I only had the PS3 version of Dark Souls II.
stop it, vaati
Technically Siegmeyer and his clones are darkies too, since they're from Catarina (even though their character models are white).
Mein negger
Tsorig is from DaSIII, user
I like Anastacia. Feels like I'm one of the only people that do.
I’m the only one who figured out he’s a darkmoon spy sent to recover Gwynevere’s soul okay, everyone but me is fucking stupid
I liked her the most in DS1 (apart from maybe Priscilla). The change from not speaking, to regretting her ability to speak, to encouraging the player to kill Gwyn is quite nice. Also the fact that you save her helps with her likability. It's weird they never did that type of storyline again (as far as I'm aware).
Is that Emma?
Thanks, I haven't played it. Is there a clip of him fighting himself?
Based
Maneater Mildred is such a remarkable phantom
>Weird strongfat lady
>Batshit crazy like the butchers
>Drops an axe with an excellent STR scaling and decent moveset
>Can be summoned for help AFTER defeating her, unlike any other red phantom
Yes
Should be online.
Bump
He was the final boss.
>all the new characters introduced in dark souls 3 are shit
>80% of them are references to dark souls 1
fucking yikes, and people shit on dark souls 2, at least that one had aldia and vendrick
But he wasn't?
Hawkwood was cool. Ditto Siegward. Greirat had a neat gimmick. Yoel and Yuria were cool. Ludleth was neat. Sulyvahn was great. etc. Sirris was dogshit, though.
No I mean originally.
The problem with Sirris quest is how Hodrick is missing from the quest until the last bit instead of using him for something more cool
I never liked Sulyvahn very much, and I don't understand the following he gets. He legitimately feel like the Pinwheel of Dark Souls 3, there are so many high-level universe-ending cosmic problems going around, and he's that one cunt worrying about political power. Like that one cunt in a zombie apocalypse story that gets his entire group killed because he tries to save his flatscreen TV.
>and he's that one cunt worrying about political power
What do you mean? He had to usurp the gods so nobody would oppose him.
I dont know where to ask but Im about to fight the Demon prince: what is better? Demon Scar or the Chaos clump?
I play pyro and I have both pyro flames max out and using the Murky Hand Scythe +9 because I like the dark damage
It's a 19th century British constable uniform with a cape added
Demon Scar
Why is better that the mine? I hear the mine is not as good as lingering flame but I not a super fan of curved swords
Well, he kind of went the wrong direction. The seat of power by the time DS3 happens is Lothric, not Anor Londo. He basically took over a cathedral and moved into a mostly empty city so that he could be a dick for no real practical reason.
So did Seath really jizz into a Flame to create Priscilla?
He doesn't even have a proper lower body, let alone a cock, let alone functional semen.
ah yes yes i remember now
THEN HOW DOES HE CROSSBREED? BY POLLINATION?!
Gonna get a shout out to Navlaan for having some cool unique casting animations and spells variations
> die to trying to protect a little girl while getting ganked by pontiff, aldritch, and his whole church crew
Tbh it’s better than alternate cannon when he died trying to keep chosen undead from going into his neet room.
This was such a bizarre choice, and that's really saying something given the nature of these games. Just shoehorning in locusts in the last possible content of the trilogy to make some sort of parallel to humans ever wanting but never fleshing out this idea fully makes the NPC locust forgetful, but the enemy still memorable.
He probably made her in his lab using a skin flake or something.
Who says she has to be the breed of a purebred Everlasting Dragon? Plenty of deformed wyverns hanging around with functional genitals.
Probably.
Alfred was right about everything.
DS2 had so many unique npc models, it was kind of nice.
Vileblood literally nothing wrong
Doesn’t help his case that all cainhurst descendant characters are qt who did nothing wrong
>Hawkwood was cool.
literally copy paste crestfallen except instead of killing him hollow you kill him for the dragon piece, mechanically identical
>Ditto Siegward.
LOL REMEMBER SIGMEYER they just changed the ending of his story and its implied he fucking dies anyway, also good job rehashing storm ruler hackazaki
>Greirat had a neat gimmick.
clicking one menu option and then reloading the area when you kill a boss is just a nuisance and doesn't add anything to the game
>Yoel and Yuria were cool.
they were barely used and that's fucking criminal, londor is more interesting than 90% of the shit that happens in das3
>Ludleth was neat.
he would have been if they had let him be one of the pigmy lords but miyazaki said it was too obvious so he changed to localization to not say what he actually is like in japanese
>Sulyvahn was great.
a literal who that broke space time and fed a boss we killed in dark souls 1 to another boss, wowee guess it's ok when A team does it but dragonslayer in das2 is forbidden amirite
Vilhelm and Hodrick
>literally copy paste crestfallen except instead of killing him hollow you kill him for the dragon piece
>Literally copy paste crestfallen except not
I don't know what you thought you were doing, here. Hawkwood sees the Champion's resolve and goes on his own pilgrimage to find Archdragon Peak. He earns the respect of Andre along the way, and challenges the Champion for the other piece. None of this transpires with that loser Crestfallen.
>LOL REMEMBER SIGMEYER
Siegward is far more gallant a knight than Siegmeyer could ever hope to be, with a far more honorable ending.
>and doesn't add anything to the game
It, quite literally, adds to the game in items and weaponry.
>they were barely used and that's fucking criminal
Indeed.
>he would have been if they had let him be one of the pigmy lords but miyazaki said it was too obvious so he changed to localization to not say what he actually is like in japanese
That doesn't actually change anything whether or not he is acknowledged as a Pygmy. I was more referring to the perspective he gives on the utter agony of linking the First Flame when he is revived upon you killing him.
>a literal who that broke space time and fed a boss we killed in dark souls 1 to another boss
Are you coaxing me into a snafu? Is this really all you gleaned about the Pontiff?
Damn nigga, you really can't have a single thread without breaking into a rant about DS2?
On-topic:
> Ornstein
Come on let’s be real here
Ornstein was a mandatory boss in DS1. The event of ds2 was supposed to take place at a way distance land and multiple cycles away that ds1 event and land is basically a folklore/myth. The ornstein just happens to chill in the churc as a recycle fight with the same move set. He even has that buttslam lightning move that he gains after absorbing smough but it looks ridiculous when ornstein is normal size
Gwyndolin is an optional boss. He remains in his place in anor londo and get hinted to be successful ruler for years. He get fucked by a an extremely powerful group of pontiff, aldritch, and church member when his power is already waning as age of fire is coming to an end again.
Literally 90% of characters are explicitly killed or turned crazy in soul game or both so gwyndolin’s ending isn’t out of the norm. At least he went out fighting to protect anor londo and little dragon girl
I choose to believe that he and Gwynevere had consensual sex. I mean she's a fertility "goddess" so she probably slept around like crazy anyway.
Seath has no dick, and even if he did it wouldn't fit. Plus, Gwyn probably would have had his daughter erased from the annals just like his firstborn son was over that.
He could always just jack off into a bucket for her to bathe in
Gwyn was the one handing his daughter to seeth for his alliance
Wtf was gwyn thinking anyway?
> banish his chad firstborn for chasing after dragon pussy
> hand his daughter over to some defecive traitorous dragon for her to take the dragon dick
> force his twink son to cross dress and maybe cut off his balls
That’s why priscilla was placed in painted world anyway
Either someone smuggled priscilla there to protect her from gwyn or gwyn placed her there himself to hide her from the world. I forgot which one was it
Gwyn was a piece of shit. That has to be the most whitewashed fact in the whole game, but it's the logical conclusion of all the wild shit that happened to his family and kingdom.
Maiden in Black, followed by Siegmeyer, then Demon's Souls patches the hyena
>You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you!
Anyone who sided with Mephistopholes and murdered the maiden are edgelords of the worst caliber
There probably would have been an actual mention of that in an item description if it happened. Priscilla is considered an abomination to be locked away forever, and the Painted World resembles the Undead Asylum prison and has actual cages deposited in it, so that was not a little private manor of any kind. Anything related to Priscilla that Gwyn could affect would have been punished in turn. If Priscilla was one of several experiments Anor Londo might be a bit willing to let it slide, and deterred by Seath's seeming immortality. If Seath boned Gwyn's daughter, Gwyn would have likely tried war regardless of Seath's apparent immortality, or sealing away the Duke's Archives so hard that not a single Channeler could leave it.
Freke's the one who wanted you to kill the Maiden in Black. Mephistopheles wanted you to kill everyone else, then she tried to kill you and died.
I mean his cool appearance in dark soul 1 intro, his sacrifice set the precedent for all first flame linking shenanigans, and his boss fight kinda project a positive impression of him to the player.
I do enjoy the nameless king to be established as the banished first born. Solaire theory is cool but has holes and sort of make Gwyn to be even a bigger dick for banishing his son for some mild autism. Nameless king makes the banishment more reasonable. Also, I’m glad that there’s at least one major player from the god side who might take a look at the dragon war and think “this is a mistake” considering how chill the dragons seem to be and how only dragon who is a dick is Seeth, the traitor.
Nice
For me, it's Undead Merchant (Male) in DS1. He's such an underrated bro that people ignore because "muh Uchi".
Laurentias as a damn close second.
Actually, why does Seath have to get involved with this? Priscilla could just be the Firstborn's child, he certainly is way more likely as a canon dragonfucker than Gwynevere.
Plus it makes the previous idea that Priscilla and Gwyndolin had a child even more kinky.
Because Priscilla's white and Seath's white.
Seath seems to possess major power on his side by himself. While he may not same level of natural power as gwyn, he was a one out of 4 major power for god side in the dragon war and capable of killing multiple everlasting dragon by himself due to his magic ability and knowledge. He probably has some card over Gwyn and Gwyn himself can’t afford to wage full on war against Seath without costly loss
He's more like blue, really...
Dragons probably can't mate at all, considering they're basically living Buddha statues. The only ones who aren't chill and detached are traitorous asshole Seath and raging "endangered species" Kalameet. The rest seem to be from an almost purely animal-like side species.
Also, the Firstborn probably would have taken his daughter with him, especially since he was still in Anor Londo or returned to it to place his ring on his father's honorary tomb.
Gwyn knows all about waging wars despite costly losses, considering that's what his war against the dragons was. Heck, he appears to have started that war in particular for literally no reason to boot. Gwyn's forces likely would have defeated Seath's in the end, and if they knew about the Primordial Crystal (or otherwise learned about it) then they could kill Seath to boot.
The guy behind the door who says "A night of curses... a night to remember. Wouldn't you say, friend?" Best voice acting and atmosphere setting.
This town's finished.
Nah, if I remember correctly, it's confirmed that Priscilla is the daughter of Seath the scaleless, and is implied that Gwynevere was the mother, with the painting that she's kept in being ever watched over a statue of her (maybe) mother.
>Sleeps with Dragons, Gods, Humans, Humans turned to dragons
Why is Gwynevere such a massive slut?
Daddy's girls are always massive sluts.
Wtf people still are hesitant to accept Priscilla and Gwynyvere's daughter? It's been fucking 8 years.
>Priscilla is a giant lady
>Gwynyvere is a giant lady
>Priscilla has weird eyebrows
>Seath has those horns which roughly protrude like her eyebrows
Are you all fucking retards? It is UBIQUITOUS throughout mythology that gods fuck beasts all the time.
That user is talking about Yorshka who's heavily hinted to be the daughter of Gwyndolin and Priscilla.
B-but they are siblings
Vamos
It was her job.
I'm aware. Which is why i stated that anyone who sided with Meph and decided to kill the maiden are edgelords. All the npcs in the nexus are great, so much so that the entire trilogy that followed kept calling back to them one way or another
I'd post a picture of Velka's in-game appearance IF I HAD ONE
Gwynevere is in quite a few places. Considering how hated Priscilla is, Gwynever would have likely been just as hated for having her.
well das2 does have that ONE video I think with the two bro knights playing through the entire campaign together.
I always liked that one. especially the part with the Chariot stage and them arguing with rather or not the guy can fit into the crack
HELLOOO
Being the god-kings daughter would probably affect that
Yes I trusted him, I didnt trust the nurse or the beggar which I sent to the nurse
Happy Souls is the best Souls animated video.
Dark Sauce is the worst.
Always wished that Anastacia's story got more closure.
The Gwynevere seen in the game is a constuct made by Gwyndolin to wow people. It is far bigger than every other "god" in the series and wouldn't even be able to navigate the staircases of Anor Londo. The actual Gwynevere was likely far shorter, and thus Priscilla would tower over her. If the construct is accurate to Gwynevere's height, then it is Priscilla who is way too short to be related.
>Don’t even got legs
What a bitch
Being the god-king's firstborn sure didn't help the god of war.
No. I never killed him, but after finding bones in some of the random incense pots that you can smash I fully believed that he was going to start sacrificing someone at some point.
He was cool though.
Yea poor girl. She’s the least developed fire keeper while every of other keeper has more prominent role and fleshed out quest line, even the secondary firekeeper of ds1 and ds3. Doll and ds3 keeper probably has the most development in their game
I wish that we could have given Priscilla back her doll.
Yuria, of course.
The statue of her in the painting holding hall is her size.
dude that's fucking dope and makes sense.
He is loved by stormdrake, w/e pseudo dragon like drake and wyvern leftover and the snek people.
Most people probably never know about his betrayal
>Gwyn rewrites history to keep the gods in power.
>Izalith fucks up and creates the demons.
>Nito, a giant mass of skeletons that exists only to spread death is the only Lord who actually did nothing wrong.
I spent the last like 15 minutes clicking on all the image searches. Fucking source me, nigger.
LEEROOOOOOOY
Underrated. Quelana was easily my favorite mentor of the series. Just stumbling upon her, isolated in the middle of blighted swamp, and being granted more understanding of the power that consumed her family in order to help them finally rest in peace.
BEHOLD
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I wish Priscilla got to join us on our adventures. Maybe go to Firelink, teach us occult magic and let me eat her ass or something.
I gotta remember her name.
I love my artificial waifu!
A bigger jobber than maria
I liked Lautrec a lot. A lot of the other traitor bastard characters make me feel like I ruined a part of my playthrough because I didn't know to murder them after immediately meeting them, but Lautrec actually has a story arc that you don't want to miss despite him being clearly insidious from the moment you free him.
You learn new things from him, get the chance to work together only to get betrayed, and finally receive a clear way to hunt him down and save the one he killed. It's a good subplot.
sauce please
I always go out of my way to help Yuria on every playthrough.
Nice self-hugging armor, loser!
Yeah, that would have been really sweet, though there would have to be some kind of replacement mechanic to let players revisit the Painted World. Also, if the doll was actually a trap all along to warp Priscilla into her new prison, then it might be the last thing she wants to see.
>tfw started a new game but lost interest
>2 years later, decide to resume to finally try and complete the dlc
>forget about Yulia's sidequest
Fucked my bleed build good unless I start NG+4.
Fuck doing that
It's Brian Butterfield
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The statue is enormous. You can even walk up close to it when taking the precarious, jump-requiring path over to the Divine Blessing. Even the Silver Knight statues on either side of the Gwynevere statue dwarf Priscilla.
You're talking about the Mad Spirit that invades you? How is it implied?
So who is The Dancer again? Gwyn's daughter? Gwynevere's Daughter?
Her ass is enormous!
Best firekeeper
She was just an ex-noble girl who becomes pontiff’s personal cock slave. I don’t think she’s related to gwyn family
she cute
Solaire, not even gonna try to sugarcoat it or act like he isn't the best and most well known. When I think of souls NPC he comes to mind first, great voice acting, great story, just a bro through and through too. Patches is another, and also andre.
Anor londo was the OG city of god and home to the god noble family that manage the first flame. Plus seath’s stuffs were there too. Pontiff could also temporarily focused on anor londo as aldritch is also chilling there digesting gwyndolin until they find a new god to digest
Probably a very distant descendant through Gwynevere's line. She wouldn't be anyone who he heard the name of in dialogue or an item description.
>People waifu Priscilla when one of her few lines is explicitly shooting down all advances toward her
Not even Genichiro is as edgy as human doll.
He's a genuine nice guy. He's looking after the people of Yharnam on the night of the hunt.
And he just wanted to be friends with the good hunter.
*blocks your path*