This is Claire Redfield

literally kys

Claire is good

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>"hey user, jordan here just told me she think's you're really cute"

how do you react in this situation?

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>three dee
yuck
>cee gee
hot

i got nervous just by looking at the photo

"No problem, ho, maybe later you and these other hoes can suck my dick, you know what I'm saying?"

There's a difference between making fun of someone with a funny reply and literally reposting the same meme joke in every single thread.

explode in a shockwave of pasta that circles the globe 7 times

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>This is Claire Redfield
no its not

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have you tried having sex instead of shitposting?

I'm sorry

this isn't where i parked my car

Fornicate.

Thats you is it? You're a "model"?

you too

>Reddit posting getting banned
Get fucked.

Jordan is a model you uber autist

MODS = GODS
>THANK YOU MODS
MODS = GODS
>THANK YOU MODS
MODS = GODS
>THANK YOU MODS
MODS = GODS
>THANK YOU MODS
MODS = GODS
>THANK YOU MODS
MODS = GODS
>THANK YOU MODS

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Haha ;) *starts farting and loose consciousness*

have sex

This. The way this place obsesses over her creeps me the fuck out. I can't imagine how she is dealing with it. Hopefully she isn't being harrassed or stalked.

"who are you, how did i get here and how do you know my name?"

disgusting. she looks like a retarded cara delevagina, and cara is retarded

This is a sore spot for the mods, there is a reason they are perma-virgins and this insult resonates on a personal level with them.

t. absolute unit

incel is to "males" as roastie is to "females"

"Which one's Jordan?"

Goblina in white.

Hahha oh Yeah, well tell her to tell me personally

COPE

"Nah, but I'll bang your friends"

This is incel

cope

Have sex.

God I wish girls were real...

I must impregnate. Her womb audibly begs for my oppressive white seed.

>t. permavirgin

Have sex.

SEETHING

makes Just so he can post Ingenious

engage in intercourse

The one on the right mane. I hope my future wife will look at me like that.

sure, tell your sis she can come over anytime

Copulate.

And yet YOU think you know whats up? The only example we have close to what Jordan did is Voth, and she loves being thought of as Jill. She encourages it.

WTF? I expected there to be a Resident Evil discussion in a thread named Claire Redfield. Instead we got Jordanfags and incel virgins

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>He can't sense her furiously ovulating through his computer screen
Have sex.

They told me to have sex but what are the odds Pooh? What are the odds?!

pls ive already fapped 3 times today

- a desperate cuckquean.

>furiously ovulating

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You think this is bad, try posting literally anything on /g/. The reddit mods there just straight up ban you across all boards for 30 days if you accidentally post wrongthink that goes against their faggoty fanboyism.

>being this new
EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.THREAD will either begin or become a waifufag thread. There is no exception m8. Also Welcome.

just go back to calling people incels

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>only 3

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>I really need to take my meds

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>tfw still haven't gotten S+ ranks

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mio dios

Where do I find girls?

>yfw got s+ ranks first then played the game for fun with infinite weps

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>tfw jordan will never be your gf and have your children

how do i COPE guys?

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i want to have sex bros

Good, I hope it gets auto filtered too.

Can jordan even have children? her hips are so narrow and she doesn't have any body fat!

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Does sex really even exists? What if it's some kind of metaphor

post more Jordan pls
preferably webms

There are no more clairefags left user,only jordan fags now.

why am i so attracted to her bros? i've always been into big tits and asses what happened

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Will she continue the lineage?

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this is how they'll look like in a few years

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>10th floor
>grilled balcony
is crime that bad in America?

Same bro...... 21 here.

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Why do you guys like her?

25

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>tfw 29yo
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw horny and lonely all the time

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Geez guys you're all pathetic

oh haha that's funny i didn't know that hah

why not get a slavic gf?

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same

Kill them all but Jordan, which I rape immediatly after the slaughter.

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Because they're usually taking bbc

Every since I've seen this picture I don't get nervous around girls. it's not that I look like Cruise or will age like him. it's just even the hottest girls on the planet will turn into a grandma once. If I'm not nervous around old people then I'm not gonna be nervous around young girls.

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Have sex, faggot

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UGLY MUTT

BASED JANNIES. Oppressing a frogposter is good work

Nice editing skills user.

stick will be youthful for a long time. Your brain likes that.

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i dont know what you mean, its a real photo. just google it

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I can't see her buttchecks.

There are too many of them, so I back away slowly without breaking eye contact. Don't want to startle the pack now

I love that webm.

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IS she autistic?

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>I know

Her goblina magic affected me in some way. The more exposure to her the more cute I find her, not even hot anymore, just flat out cute. I don't like it bros, I'm infected, this is like Yellow fever but white

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get a load of this pathetic incel pretending to be a tough guy

>"well what a coincidence I think she's really cute too."
Easy

Have sex, faggot.

What kind of bra and panties does Claire wear?

How do you think you were created?

t. Fat Abbot

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With your mom riding on my dick fagget.

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Mass replying should merit range bans imo. That shit is so fucking annoying regardless of context.

cute little parroted meme comeback from the social retard

>]
daria > jordan

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Why would she want to ruin her body?

Claire is adorable.

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i used to follow her on isnta, she seems extremely stuck-up. also dates some trashy looking dude with a face tattoo

she only fucks nogs. 100%

It didn't use to bother me honestly, but now despite stubbornly staying on this shit board, I cannot fucking stand waifufags anymore. They invade EVERY fucking discussion to discuss the same old thots again and again and have a huge jerkoff parties. The only thing worse are footfag. I have nothing against the fetish, but I fucking get it, you like feet. Shut the fuck up about it you've been saying it 3 thousand fucking times already. Footfags and waifufags are the new furries. They have to take all the space and tell everyone about it on a constant basis. I can't fucking stand it. Nobody discuss the games in Fire Emblem threads anymore and even Nintendo knows it. The next game is nothing more than an harem simulator.

claire is not real
jordan is!

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why is she so smug?

This has to be the most autistic logic I have seen today.
Why not just tell yourself if you're not nervous around dudes why are you nervous around girls? Because you want them? Chill the fuck out bro

Yeah, I know. Claire is too good to be true.

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idk about you but being nervous around hot girls is a normal reaction almost everyone experiences

>Another Claire thread ruined by posting real women.

Home

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>tfw i did that love lock thing by myself and wrote the girl I like on it
>never had a chance with her

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yikes

Why aren't there any black people at this party?

UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF THIS PARTY BECAUSE ITS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL BAKE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES AGAIN!!!

because jordan only hand out with the whites and asians

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its on a yacht
they cant swim

why is she so fucking cute

>jordan only hangs out with the whites

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>3DPD posting is not shamed anymore
what happened to this place

>mass reply
>get warned
JEE I WONDER WHY

idk lol

what does jordan's toes taste like haha

those LEGS

jordan is very LONG

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i want to smell her feet

>tfw i made an instagram to follow her and other qt models

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haha why would she take a photo like this? haha :)

>I've been here since 2014, do I fit in yet?

Money